I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

"Second Master Hua, I'm sure that the boy in the night clothes must have something to do with the theft from the warehouse last night. You should arrest him and interrogate him, even if he is not a thief, he must be an accomplice of the thief!!"

The broken gong outside the door was still yelling, and Ximen Lanxing, who was so angry with the main task, pushed open the door with a livid face, and slammed the epee on his back into the ground.

"What night clothes? Have you ever seen such a handsome night clothes?"

"Look at the shape of the trousers. It elongates the proportion of the legs and is more conducive to the strength of the legs. Look at the wrapping of the gloves, how much defense area has been increased, and the entire arm can be better protected. Look at the silver thread on the shoulder. The softness of the silver thread allows the interaction between the shoulder and the elbow joint. Look at the waist design. It is not only for good looks, but also allows the silk to protect all important areas. Viscera! And this deep V can alleviate the coldness and danger brought by the wearer, and add a touch of masculine charm."

A series of crackling words came out of Ximen Lanxing's mouth.

Don't ask him why he knows so much...

If you talk too much, you will be in tears, and you will be tortured by the system! !

"This is not a night suit!! This is..." Ximen Lanxing, who was weaving the name of the costume on the spot, was brainstorming and violently creating words.

That broken voice was impatient, he didn't wait for Ximen Lanxing to choke out the name of a costume, and immediately shouted again at the top of his voice.

"I don't care what your clothes are! I just saw you sneaking into the yard from the warehouse road. You must have stolen something!"

Having said that, the broken voice took a few steps forward, looking like he wanted to push Ximen Lanxing because he was older and stronger, "Hurry up, hand over the things, I can still help you I beg for mercy, let Erye Hua hit me lightly!"

Before the broken gong voice came to Ximen Lanxing, he felt as if his neck was a little constricted and his walking was a little wobbly. It turned out that he was being lifted in mid-air by a tall and strong young man by the collar of his clothes.

"Who, who is it, put me down quickly! Do you know who I am! My uncle is the second housekeeper of the Hua family, and I know the famous second master Hua!"

"Second Master, Second Master, save me!"

Xuanwu held the broken gong voice with all four limbs in one hand, and stood aside without saying a word, as if he was not holding a person in his hand, but a chicken.

As for Ximen Lanxing's other guard, Qinglong, holding the scabbard in his left hand and the hilt in his right, he put on a posture ready to draw his sword at any time, and stopped a person who was surrounded by people who came to the small courtyard. It is the second master Hua in the mouth of the broken gong.

Master Hua Ruling of the Hua family in Jiangnan has seven children, among whom the second master Hua is responsible for managing what happened in this big family.

Early in the morning, after discovering that the lock on the warehouse door had been broken, apparently someone had broken into it, Second Master Hua offered a huge reward on the spot.

If someone can find out the thief, or provide clues to the thief, he will be rewarded handsomely.

And this is said to be the broken gong voice of the distant cousin of the second butler of the Hua family. It was also recently that the Hua family was approved to help because of the shortage of manpower for the birthday banquet. Normally, the Hua family would never hire such ignorant people. of.

Although the broken gong voice knew that the seventh young master of the Hua family lived in this small courtyard, everyone in the Hua family knew that the seventh young master could not see with his eyes, could not inherit the family business, and was kind-hearted and would not punish his servants. .As a result, some servants lost their respect for Hua Manlou.

In addition, this broken gong voice really saw Ximen Lanxing appearing near the warehouse. He was not afraid of offending Hua Manlou for the clue of the huge reward, so he brought Hua Erye and a group of people to the small courtyard .

"Second Master, Second Master, look quickly, these thieves not only want to steal our Hua family's treasures, but also bully others!"

Ximen Lanxing turned his head and glanced at his guard with doubts on his face, his eyes seemed to say, 'Why can I still hear him? ''Quickly shut his mouth! ''What can I do, BBNo.1! '

Today, Baihu, who was wearing a light green long dress, trotted to Xuanwu's side, and let Xuanwu stand on one foot to become a golden rooster independent.Then Baihu pinched his nose with one hand, took off Xuanwu's shoes and socks with the other, and stuffed the socks into the mouth of that broken gong.

That's it, because Ximen Lanxing didn't bother to ask, so the broken gong voice that didn't deserve to have a name could only be 'woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'.

Seeing this scene, a guard-like figure following Second Master Hua yelled 'bold', and wanted to rush forward and snatch the broken voice back.

In the next second, the guard's neck was less than two inches away from the tip of a long sword.

Qinglong's sword has already been unsheathed.

The guard's throat rolled, and he almost touched the tip of the sword, but he gritted his teeth and dared not retreat or move forward.

The second elder brother of the Hua family waved his hand, and then the guard stared at Qinglong, step by step back to the second master Hua and continued to stand.

"Second brother." Hua Manlou took a few steps forward and cupped his hands at his elder brother.

"Qitong, are these your friends?" Second Master Hua cupped his hands towards the crowd, "I'm sorry, but I didn't manage the servants well and caused trouble for everyone."

Ximen Lanxing snorted and pouted, letting Xuanwu loosen his broken throat.

The broken gong voice crawled and hid behind Erye Hua, and dropped the sock in his mouth to the ground.

That's it, he's still picking things up.

"Second Master, although they are Qiye's friends, Qiye has a good temper and has many friends. How can he ensure that his friends are all good people? The little one really saw this person appearing near the warehouse, and they also Treating the little ones like this is just trying to kill people and destroy their bodies!"

"You talk so unreasonably, if we want to kill people, can you still talk now?" The little white tiger girl put her waist on her waist, staring at the broken voice with round eyes.

And the other maid, Suzaku, didn't like verbal disputes, she only said one sentence, "Xuanwu, do you still have a sock?"

Thinking of the smell of the socks just now, he subconsciously covered his mouth with his broken throat, groaned twice, and then took two steps back to hide behind the guard of the Hua family.

Ximen Chuuxue stood aside without moving, as if all these arguments had nothing to do with him.

And Ximen Lanxing's mouth curled up, and the corners of his eyes drooped, as if he was restraining his temper, the kind of restraint that would explode soon.

Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly took two steps, grabbed the hand of the second elder brother of the Hua family, and began to smooth things over.

"Second Master Hua, you have met me, Lu Xiaofeng. I have no skills, but this time I spent a lot of money to invite these two young masters to the old man's birthday banquet. Look at how Second Young Master is. The clothes are made of silver and silk, so it doesn't look like someone who is short of money enough to steal things."

"Brother Lu, you are welcome. You have been a friend of Qitong of my family for many years. You are well-known in the world, and our Hua family knows it very well." Second Master Hua had a smile on his face.

That smile is not perfunctory, but it has a feeling of spring breeze.

"Preparing for my father's birthday banquet is quite busy these days, and I don't have time to meet friends from all walks of life. Seeing you today, my Qitong seems to have made some good friends. Why don't you introduce them to me, Brother Lu?"

"Okay, second master, look at this handsome young man who looks like a sword drawn out of its sheath. Can you guess who he is?" Lu Xiaofeng pointed at Ximen Chuuxue who was standing with the sword, deliberately showing off .

"Using a sword, with such strength of character, plus being your friend, Brother Lu, could it be... the No. 1 sword used by the younger generation in legend, Ximen Chuuxue?" Second Master Hua turned his mind a little and immediately He figured it out, quickly said 'I'm sorry' a few times, and cupped his hands at Ximen Chuuxue again.

Behind him, who was uttering obscenity just now, heard the words Ximen Chuuxue, and was so frightened that he squatted down and fell to the ground, not daring to move.

Most people will be self-deprecating when they hear that they are called the No.1 of the younger generation.

And Ximen Chuuxue just raised his eyes and glanced at the second brother of the Hua family, as a greeting.

Ximen Lanxing continued to curl his lips.

What is the No.1 of the younger generation?His brother can pick several generations up, and they are all No.1!

His brother is number one in the world! !

"Then who is this emmm young master wearing a black and majestic suit?" The second brother of the Hua family frowned and thought for a while, several names flashed through his mind, and then asked annoyedly, "Brother Lu, hurry up!" Tell me, I really can't guess the identity of this person."

"It's best to tell me what kind of Shen Wei this Shen Wei is. I'm sorry for my poor eyesight, but I didn't see how awesome this dress is."

Ximen Lanxing: It's deep V, V, V is not Wei! !

By the way, what is V again?Is it the strange content from the previous life?

As for Ximen Lanxing's clothes, Lu Xiaofeng continued to introduce without explaining, "This is the second young master of Wanmei Villa, Ximen Lanxing."

"The second young master of Wanmei Villa!!"

The second brother of the Hua family repeated this introduction, and then his eyes lit up, and he approached Ximen Lanxing with several times more enthusiasm than when he 'knew' Ximen Chuuxue just now, holding Ximen Lanxing's hand, shaking it back and forth, "Long admiration, long admiration. My third brother has always wanted to see you!"

"Second Master Hua knows about Ximen Lanxing?" Lu Xiaofeng was surprised, not quite understanding why the second brother of the Hua family had such an attitude towards Ximen Lanxing.

Ximen Lanxing wanted to be reserved, but after all he was a young man who couldn't hide his emotions. After being praised so much, there was already a hint of complacency on his face.

"The famous Mr. Ximen Cement, how could I not know?" The second brother of the Hua family laughed heartily, still holding Ximen Lanxing's hand tightly.

Ximen Lanxing: ...What the hell is Ximen Cement?

"By the way, Second Young Master Ximen, I was interrupted by that stupid servant just now, so go ahead and introduce your suit to me. I feel that I have benefited a lot from what you said just now! It turns out that the design of the suit is still the same. There are so many ways."

"Although I think that the second boy is relatively young and cannot reflect the advantages of Shen Wei. People with a strong figure like us can show the charm of this suit even more."

"Come on, come on, Second Young Master, let's talk carefully. What's the name of your ingenious outfit? What's the price? Can you cooperate? Can you talk about exclusive rights?"

Ximen Lanxing: What does it mean not to show the advantages of deep V?Do you dislike his chest muscles like plains! ! !

He is still growing!The chest muscles will grow too! !

Hmph, I checked my eyes, Second Brother Hua is not a person who can't chat.

[Main task: Please give your outfit a suitable name (not completed)]

The author has something to say:

Speaking of jingle cat oh no, crotch cat

Ever since I had a cat I found that as long as I squat down...the cat slips through my crotch

Stare at the crotch cat stone hammer.

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Ximen Lanxing: Since my chest muscles are also mediocre, the spokesperson for this deep V can only be... (Just about to move)

Ximen Fuxue: No

Lu Xiaofeng: I can, I can!

Huamanlou: I still want to know what a deep V is

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noun popular science

Ximen Cement: In the last years of Zhenguan, the material named "cement" was invented by Ximen Lanxing, referred to as Ximen Cement.During the Yonghui period of Tang Gaozong and Li Zhi, he made great contributions to the infrastructure construction of the Tang Dynasty.

Ximen Lanxing: Because of his invention of cement, he is known as the son of Ximen Cement.