I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

It's not that it's not coming, it's just that the time has not come.

It is never possible to be late for the tasks of the system.

But this mission...what the hell is going on?

Ximen Lanxing didn't know what the dog system was going to do.

What other key words are there, return the group?

Could it be that the name of the mission is "South China Sea Detective (Female) Squad Riding the Wind and Waves"!

Silly X system!

Ximen Lanxing looked at the left side, it was Huamanlou who once dressed as a woman with him and seemed to not mind at all.

Looking at the right side again, it is Wang Lianhua who wants to be his own master and seems to enjoy women's clothing, and even plans to open the master's ancestral women's clothing master.

The world is hopeless.

His brother's role is only to help him reject some skirts that are less than knee length QAQ

"Well, this one looks the best."

After Ximen Lanxing served as a clothes hanger with an expressionless face for nearly an hour, he finally chose a dress that satisfied him.

As a master of women's clothing who wore women's clothing when she was young and attracted many knights in the rivers and lakes at first sight, it is really not easy to satisfy Wang Lianhua.

He tied Ximen Lanxing's hair high into two ponytails hanging on both sides of his cheeks.

Because she was in a bad mood, Ximen Lanxing still had a glaring expression no matter how cute she was dressed.

Ximen Lanxing's eyes are round and round, and from time to time, his hand brushes aside the yellow hair ornament silk that blows on his face, but there is a bit of coquettishness, but there is always a kind of inexplicable beauty in this coquettishness. irritable.

I didn't choose a skirt that was too short, because my brothers and adults always felt that the South China Sea would be cold during the summer vacation, and the knees should be taken care of.Inside the yellow and black gauze skirt, Ximen Lanxing was also wearing a pair of bright yellow gauze trousers, which was his last line.

He really didn't dare to imagine how the wind blowing and cold ass of Wang Lianhua, who was wearing a white dress and looked extremely delicate, was walking on the road.After all, most of the obscene trousers in the Tang Dynasty these days are open crotch trousers... that's why they can't sit cross-legged.That's why Ximen Lanxing couldn't take it anymore, and even made out her underwear.How about...send underwear for the apprenticeship ceremony?

Ximen Lanxing looked at Huamanlou again.

The skirt of Huamanlou is light blue, just like the summer breeze, the clear sky in the valley, the chirping of cicadas and birds in the forest, everything is so natural, without any sense of disobedience.

Why does it seem that women's clothing or not has no effect on them?

Ximen Lanxing was puzzled.

Could it be that his heart is not firm enough?

Ximen Lanxing was pulled out of the room by Wang Lianhua and showed off her dress.

Lu Xiaofeng applauded vigorously, "This one looks much better than Xiao Xingxing's set in Hangzhou!"

"Hangzhou?" Ye Gucheng noticed something he didn't know.

"This is Hangzhou..." Lu Xiaofeng had just begun to speak, but his words were frozen by Ximen Chuuxue's gaze.

Lu Xiaofeng covered his mouth manually.

"Lan Xing is so cute." Ye Gucheng praised sincerely.

Ximen Lanxing's face was flushed, and it looked like he wanted to scold someone violently, but he didn't know how to scold.

He could tell that Ye Gucheng's compliment didn't mean any joke, but came from the heart, which made him release it even more in a breathless breath.

Now, Ximen Lanxing finally knew what [Grumpy Yellow Pepper] was.

It's him...

In that case, Wang Lianhua, who was leaning on him and panting after taking two steps, was the sickly white lotus?

"Look, if we go out like this, don't we look like sisters?" Wang Lianhua covered the corners of her lips with a silk scarf, smiling sweetly.

"Heh, Senior Wang, pay attention to your age. To say that we are a mother and daughter is to say that you are a generation younger."

Ximen Lanxing exposed the secret of a certain senior's age, causing Wang Lianhua to drag him back to the room, take off his clothes and hair accessories, and leave a sentence, "The clothes are chosen, just change them when the time comes." left.

The Fuzhi Conference is held on Coral Island under the banner of a large-scale conference to enjoy with the people.

Not only the dark auction, but also the lanterns in the streets and alleys, all kinds of snacks, and craftsmen with different skills, no wonder it can become a grand event in the South China Sea Islands.

If it wasn't for the 'goods' at the auction, Ximen Lanxing really wanted to take a good look around.But now, he can only come to the auction with everyone, continue to play the image of himself as a fool with a lot of money, and is ready to change into women's clothes and mix in the goods at any time.

For this reason, Wang Lianhua also taught a set of moves that are said to be the master's best - a cup of tea make-up technique.

Ximen Lanxing: Who wants to learn such a ghost thing!fall!

This master cannot worship!

Ximen Lanxing participated a lot in the auction itself. Apart from the strange goods, there was nothing unusual in terms of the process.

In addition, Ximen Lanxing has always been worried about the process of women's clothing mixed into the goods...so he didn't pay much attention to the auction.He just took a few pieces of special metal, and he looked like he was not short of money, and took them down all the way with a high profile.

Even if there is a women's clothing crisis ahead, he still remembers to forge a sword for his brother.

Ximen Lanxing felt that his position as the number one brother in the world should be stable.

When the auction reached its climax, Ximen Lanxing left the private room and came to a remote corner of the backstage of the auction.

"This is our internal response," Wang Lianhua, who had already put on makeup, straightened her skirt, and pointed to a young man with dark circles beside her to introduce.

"He was also kidnapped and drugged before, and sold here to Huanxi Bodhisattva. Now he is deeply loved by Huanxi Bodhisattva, but he hates this place deeply in his heart, so he cooperates with us."

"Huanxi Bodhisattva?" Ximen Lanxing didn't know much about the affairs in Jianghu.

Even before arriving in Hangzhou, he didn't know that there was a person named Lu Xiaofeng who could be called a friend with his brother.

As for the name of Huanxi Bodhisattva, it always sounds like... more like the management of a certain true sect of Tantra.

"Great Huanxi female Bodhisattva, a top female expert in Miaojiang." Wang Lianhua seemed to have thought of something, and her expression was a little strange for a while, as if she urgently needed a lesson in expression management.

"Miaojiang master?"

A group of them appeared in Ximen Lanxing's mind, wearing purple clothes and covered with all kinds of silver ornaments, their every move was extraordinarily enchanting, even when manipulating all kinds of Gu insects, toads, spiders and snakes, they were so beautiful that people were shocked attractive.

"No matter what you think, the Great Joyful Bodhisattva will definitely exceed your imagination." You Longsheng's face was full of disgust, but there was also some fear.Such a pale face coupled with his dark circles will always make Ximen Lanxing think of a word: Mr. Void.

"She was tall and strong, with fat all over her body. Sitting there, she looked like a mountain of meat. When a weapon hit her, it would be caught by her fat. Those weapons made of fine steel would be caught in her mouth. She can chew it into pieces!" You Longsheng said, shaking his body uncontrollably.

"Is it so powerful... chewing weapons?" Ximen Lanxing couldn't believe it, could this be done by humans?

"That's right, Li Xunhuan once confronted the Great Huanxi female Bodhisattva in order to save people, and Xiao Li's flying knife was caught by her fat. But she couldn't do anything to Li Xunhuan, so she finally let them go." You Longsheng sighed. He took a deep breath, "This is what I saw with my own eyes. I thought... Li Xun Huan could save me from the sea of ​​suffering, hey."

Now Ximen Lanxing was really shocked.

For example, the defense device that even Xiao Li's flying knife could not break through was...fat meat?

"Then you..." Ximen Lanxing patted You Longsheng on the shoulder, "You have worked hard to gain the trust of such a person."

You Longsheng sneered, "I never thought that one day, the young owner of Cangjian Villa, I heard, would become the favorite of such a woman."

Ximen Lan Xing Erkang: Wait a minute

Whit er minit!

What villa?Can you say that again?

"Have you never heard of Hidden Sword Villa? It seems that I am indeed an unworthy descendant. When my father was alive, no one in this Jianghu knew that I, Hidden Sword Villa, had hidden the most precious fish intestine sword in the martial arts. The sword is in the name. It's just...it's just that I lost that sword, and the Hidden Sword Villa really fell in my hands."

All the awkwardness in Ximen Lanxing's body came out.

He couldn't hear the words that Hidden Sword Villa was in decline, but he didn't know why he had such emotions.

However, the Hidden Sword Villa established by You Longsheng's father, the old man Hidden Dragon, unexpectedly reported that the only magic weapon that is famous is the Fish Intestine Sword?

This is too inconsistent with the name of Hidden Sword Villa.

Ximen Lanxing thought for a moment, and decided to wait for the matter to be resolved, and then buy the copyright right to use the four words 'Zangjian Villa' from You Longsheng.

At that time, after his brother gets married, Ximen Lanxing can open a hidden sword villa next to Wanmei Villa, and he can be with his brother without disturbing his family!

perfect!

Suddenly, Ximen Lanxing and the others heard a loud noise above their heads.

A corner of the eaves of the small building where the auction was held was cut off by someone with a sword force, and it fell to the ground beside the street with a bang.

You Longsheng was startled and said, "What's going on?"

Ximen Lanxing waved his hand, "Don't panic. This is the secret signal that my brother and I agreed to, and they acted."

You Longsheng:? ? ?signal?

Are you bullying me for reading less?Where is the code for such a big movement!

"Doesn't the book always say that throwing a cup is a sign? I think I can't hear them throwing a cup upstairs, so let my brother make it louder." Ximen Lanxing's expression was very calm, as if the small building It was just a trivial matter in his eyes that he was about to be split in two.

"Stop talking, someone is coming." Wang Lianhua pushed Ximen Lanxing a step and hid him in the shadows.

"What? So fast? Wait, I don't have time to change!" Ximen Lanxing hurriedly put on her skirt and hung it loosely on her body.

"Who is it!" The five men in black noticed the movement here, and drew out their swords to face them.

In the blink of an eye, Ximen Lanxing realized that he hadn't finished changing his clothes yet, and the original plan would definitely not work.

That's only...

Ximen Lanxing looked at Wang Lianhua, hinted with his eyes, pushed You Longsheng away and came out.

"What are you doing? You interrupted my good business, I asked my brother to kill you all!"

Ximen Lanxing put her waist in, and tried her best to play the kind of dandy with someone above her.

"Who are you? Why are you here?" one of the men in black asked.

"You don't even know me? You guys are too ignorant." Ximen Lanxing rolled his eyes standardly, and took out a handful of golden plum blossoms from his bosom, "Do you recognize this one?"

The leader of the man in black frowned, looked at Ximen Lanxing carefully, lowered the sword in his hand slightly, and asked with some uncertainty, "Second Young Master Ximen?"

"It's me, I just came here a few days ago, and you don't recognize me." Ximen Lanxing shook the golden plum blossom in his hand, and continued, "Your service is not good, customer The experience is terrible! I want to complain to your boss!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's because we are blind, not blind, that we didn't recognize you. You are our big customer, and the boss specially told us to treat you well." The leader of the men in black seemed respectful. He apologized, and took a few steps forward, holding the sword in one hand, and trying to pull Ximen Lanxing with the other, "It's just that you are here, Second Young Master?"

"Yo? Young master, where am I? What am I doing, and I have to report to you?" Ximen Lanxing pushed the man in black away, and Wang Lianhua fell down in Ximen Lanxing's arms .

Wang Lianhua lay on Ximen Lanxing's chest, sobbing in a low voice as if she was terrified, "Second Young Master, you agreed to take me away, you can't do it without admitting it!"

Ximen Lanxing: ...

Although he really intends to pretend to be a guest, Senior Wang entered the drama too quickly!

He hinted a little with his eyes, and Senior Wang already understood?Is it so tacit?It can be seen that Senior Wang used to play this kind of thing when he was young!

The brows of the leader of the man in black stretched slightly.

It turned out that I couldn't help but come to work, so no wonder I had to find a remote place.

"It's not right for the young one. The young one has no vision, and disturbed the Second Young Master's work. It's just...the Second Young Master's work, so why is Mr. You here?" The man in black looked at You Longsheng like a sharp arrow.

You Longsheng has acting skills that can be trusted in front of the Great Huanxi Girl Bodhisattva, so naturally he is not afraid of these men in black.

"Second Young Master is my client. I introduced the goods to him to get the commission."

Ximen Lanxing patted all the golden plum blossoms on You Longsheng's body, "That's right, that's right."

"So that's how it is." The leader of the man in black waved his hand, and the swords of his subordinates were all retracted into their scabbards, "Speaking of which, Mr. You can please a female Bodhisattva, and his 'kung fu' must be extraordinary. Brothers, teach and teach!"

You Longsheng clenched his fists, wishing he could hit the man in black in the face in a circle, and he was afraid of ruining their sneaking plan.

The man in black looked very proud at You Longsheng's daring to speak, and turned his head to look at Ximen Lanxing again.

"It's just that Er Shao's skirt..."

Ximen Lanxing: ...

Fuck, forgot about the half skirt.

What to do, wait online, a little urgent!

Wang Lianhua said 'Ying Ning', squatted slightly, and buried her head on Ximen Lanxing's chest, "I hate it. It is said that the second young master will be laughed at if he plays with others like this."

Ximen Lanxing: No, wait, how to play?

Ximen Lanxing didn't understand it yet, but the group of men in black did understand it, each and every one of them showed that "there is such a hobby", "rich people really know how to play", "no wonder there is a story about three people called You Long" Waiting for many vivid expressions.

Ximen Lanxing: ... No, no, let me explain.

Convex (fuck dish)

Sure enough, the best way to sneak in is to silence everything you see.

This way you won’t be victimized QAQ

The author has something to say:

Wang Lianhua: It's so fun to accept apprentices!

Wang Lianhua: The apprentice is a little short, and it is a bit tiring to lie on his arms and need to straddle the horse.

Wang Lianhua: Do you think that if you escape women's clothing, you will have nothing to do with you as a teacher?

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In Li Xunhuan's original work, You Longsheng of the Tibetan Sword Villa, when Li Xunhuan was unable to defeat the Great Huanxi Nu Bodhisattva (little Li Feidao was really caught by fat...), he pierced his chest with a sword from the back of his heart and killed him up.

If I remember correctly, he himself was crushed to death...

childhood nightmare...

The TV series version seems to only have the godson of the Bodhisattva Huanxi, Wudu Boy, but there seems to be no Bodhisattva Huanxi and You Longsheng.

He is mentioned here...just because Mr. Gu Long's works so many years ago included Hidden Sword Villa~ and to make a small foreshadowing, hehehe

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Why not complete womenswear this time?

Of course, because the same move cannot be used twice!

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The Gagen promised to you is coming! !

I am awesome!It's great to keep your word!