I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

"Jing Wuming, under the stormy attack of Ximen's second young master, was defeated like a river that broke its embankment..."

Ximen Lanxing blocked Jing Wuming's attack with his epee and slapped him backhand.

A thousand-year-old lonely mountain believes that it is not alone, so why should the crane return to the scholar Dingling.

This move that can crack the ground was used by Ximen Lanxing when he beat up Shangguan Fei, and Jing Wuming had also seen it before, so he immediately took a few steps back to avoid it.

Seeing that Jing Wuming retreated, Ximen Lanxing finally had time to talk to old man Tianji.

"Grandpa, I think it's a bit exaggerated..."

"Oh? Where has it been?" Old Man Tianji took another sip of his wine, and motioned for his granddaughter to pour it on him, "I think it's just right, old man."

There was another 'ding', and Ximen Lanxing made another block.

Why is Jing Wuming's attack angle so criminal?It felt like all of them were critical attacks, like inserting eyes, locking throats, kicking gears and stabbing kidneys.

Speaking of kidney poking...

Why do you think of a young man named Rocky?

Ximen Lanxing was so distracted that he was almost stabbed by Jing Wuming's sword. When he raised his foot to kick Jing Wuming's sword away, the blade turned and cut Ximen Lanxing's boots .

Ximen Lanxing glanced at his feet, the sword was probably aimed at his ankle just now, but luckily he dodged quickly.

Ximen Lanxing stomped her feet, feeling that the soles of her shoes did not fit well.

It's a good thing he didn't wear any height-enhancing insoles, otherwise it would be exposed if he cut it like this.

'ding' 'ding' 'ding'

Ximen Lanxing blocked it.

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Why is Jing Wuming so troublesome, the attacks are endless.Ximen Lanxing felt that his epee was almost used as a shield, but he didn't know if the epee could rebound...

Always thinking too much during the battle is Ximen Lanxing's biggest problem.

If he can clear up those distracting thoughts that keep popping up in his mind, maybe he can still fight back and forth with Jing Wuming.But Ximen Lanxing is too easily distracted during the fight, and the current situation is that Ximen Lanxing is being beaten by Jing Wuming.

Ximen Lanxing didn't know that this Jing Wuming was a formidable master who could defeat Guo Songyang, the fourth in the weapon spectrum, in a few years.

He only knew that this Jing Wuming was really desperate to fight!

Every move is exchanging injury for injury, as if he doesn't care how badly he will be injured.

Obviously Jing Wuming's long sword has been knocked out by Ximen Lanxing's epee many times, and there are many holes, but Jing Wuming still took the opportunity to attack.

Ximen Lanxing felt that maybe when Jing Wuming's sword was cut in half by him, Jing Wuming would still swing the broken sword with the hilt and stab it into his body.

To be honest, Ximen Lanxing felt that he was struggling a bit.

However, Old Man Tianji is still playing QAQ for him

"For Jing Wuming, the epee attached to Second Young Master Ximen brushed against Second Young Master's arm, and slashed towards Second Young Master's wrist."

"This sword is really vicious! If it is hit by him, it will destroy the meridians of the second young master's hand."

"Fortunately, the second young master was quick to react and remained calm in the face of danger. He took advantage of the length of the epee and slapped Jing Wuming first."

"That Jing Wuming stepped back three steps, spat out blood, and praised the second young master as 'great'."

Ximen Lanxing looked at Jing Wuming who didn't vomit blood and didn't speak: ...

What about adding a little exaggerated effect on the basis of the facts to render the atmosphere?

Jing Wuming didn't seem to be able to hear the old man Tianji's words at all, or he heard the 'false' storytelling, and he didn't care.

As long as he's not dead, as long as he's not immobilized, he'll swing his sword, attack after attack.

This move was aimed at Ximen Lanxing's thigh. When Ximen Lanxing stepped back, he suddenly stepped on something and slipped.

'Oops' Ximen Lanxing secretly thought it was not good.

This time, I'm afraid that the thigh is about to be bled.

Hope it's not the aorta...

In that few tenths of a second, Ximen Lanxing gave up the idea of ​​shouting for help, because he saw that the battle between Ximen Chuuxue and Shangguan Jinhong had reached a fever pitch.

Thin beads of sweat had already appeared on Shangguan Jinhong's forehead, obviously feeling the pressure from Ximen Chuuxue.

And Ximen Chuuxue's hand was still steady, as if the long battle hadn't exhausted him at all.

But Ximen Lanxing could tell that his brother was trying his best.

Shangguan Jinhong is at his peak, and he has a momentum bonus in his home court.

Ximen Lanxing is sure that his brother can win, but winning may not be so easy.

If he calls his big brother now...

No, I can't let the elder brother be distracted.

Confronting such masters is an excellent opportunity for the eldest brother, and Ximen Lanxing does not allow anyone to disturb him.

As for Jing Wuming in front of him...

Ximen Lanxing planned to roll directly after falling to the ground, even if the posture of the donkey rolling is not good-looking, it is practical.

Ximen Lanxing didn't expect that before he was about to fall to the ground, something bounced on his left leg that was hanging in the air after the thing he stepped on slid away.Ximen Lan Xingfu Ruxinzhi took advantage of the situation and kicked hard, just in time to kick Jing Wuming's chest who was about to make up the sword.

This time, Jing Wuming really vomited blood.

Ximen Lanxing:! ! !

Could the old man of Tianji really know how to calculate the secrets of heaven?

Ximen Lanxing glanced at the old man Tianji who had already gnawed on the pig's trotter.

"Grandpa, the pig's trotters are too greasy, you can't eat more!" The little girl with braids looked worried, trying to snatch the pig's trotters from her grandpa.

"Little Hong, except when someone treats guests, your grandpa and I usually don't have the money to eat more pig's trotters. Don't worry about this kind of thing, let grandpa have a good meal this time!"

Ximen Lanxing: ...

Why do you feel that old man Tianji's life is a bit miserable.

Another two pieces of golden plum blossoms flew to the table of old man Tianji, Ximen Lanxing cleared his throat and said,

"What the old man said just now is really good! Come on two more paragraphs!"

"Hey, young man Ximen doesn't dislike the old man this time, did I blow it too far?" Old man Tianji took a sip of pig's trotters and a sip of wine, and didn't have the hand to collect the money, so he could only tell Sun Xiaohong to collect the money with his eyes.

"If you want me to say, this person who can think of using pig's trotters to make delicious food is really a wonderful person. Originally, there are not many people who eat pigs. Who can look down on pork from rich families, but someone has studied something The dishes of braised pork and stewed pork ribs have made this pork popular all over the country. Not only pork, but the pig's trotters, pig ears, pig tongue, and pig intestines are also delicious things that ordinary people can afford. And that expert actually knew that if the pig had been castrated, it would grow fast and the meat quality would not be so good. He promoted the method of raising domestic pigs in Saibei, and forcibly gave the people of Tang Dynasty a kind of cheap meat to eat. Eating is really a great achievement." The old man Tianji sighed, "Xiaohong, do you know who this expert is?"

Sun Xiaohong collected the money quickly and deftly. After stuffing the golden plum blossoms, she puffed up her small chest and said proudly, "I can answer this question!"

"No—" Ximen Lanxing shouted, not wanting to hear what Sun Xiaohong said next.

It was a past that Ximen Lanxing didn't want to recall.

The matter itself was nothing special. At that time, Ximen Lanxing was just three years old, and he had just articulated his words clearly. He pestered his brother up the mountain like a forest, and saw a wild boar rushing towards him.

On that day, Ximen Lanxing knew his brother's other identity, a chef in the dark cooking world.

On that day, Ximen Lanxing activated the system for the first time, and by cooking a delicious meal, he obtained a series of novice missions such as "Postpartum Care of Sows", "Both Both Male and Female Must Be Castrated", "Methods of Large-scale Raising Domestic Pigs" and so on. gift bag.

Later, for the sake of his own appetite and the meat supplements of the people around Wanmei Villa, Ximen Lanxing resisted all opinions and took the small sword his brother bought him to start researching how to castrate pigs.

Ximen Chuuxue probably discovered at that time that his younger brother's talent in swordsmanship might not be that high.

In the next few months, Ximen Lanxing successfully promoted the breeding of barrows in Wanmei Villa and several nearby hills.

During the twelfth lunar month of that year, the people on several hilltops no longer had to brave the heavy snow to hunt.They can also spend a good year comfortably at home and eat meat.

In this way, Ximen Lanxing got his first nickname.

It was also the first nickname he rejected.

Sun Xiaohong glanced at Ximen Lanxing who was trying to stop her, covered her mouth and laughed, and continued, "That expert who benefits the common people is Mr. Ximen Swineherd!"

Ximen Lanxing:! ! !

Who, what stupid X spread this nickname from Saibei to Jiangnan! !

I, Ximen Lanxing, are at odds with him!

Fortunately, it was not about Ximen raising pigs, Ximen barrows... He should be satisfied QAQ

Suddenly, I liked the nickname of Ximen Cement even more.

"By the way, the second young master of Ximen blushed a little when he suddenly heard old man Tianji's praise for him. After all, he is young and inexperienced, so he was a little nervous when he heard a respected old man praise him." Old man Tianji didn't agree. Continue to tell the story.

Ximen Lanxing: ...Who is blushing?who?

Lu Xiaofeng and Li Xunhuan were in a stalemate, and they might not be able to fight, but they had to be on guard.

Naturally, Lu Xiaofeng and Li Xunhuan had the opportunity to hear Old Man Tianji's words from beginning to end.

Lu Xiaofeng: ...highly respected?who?

Li Xunhuan: It turned out to be him, I really deserve praise.

"Taking advantage of Ximen Lanxing's momentary loss of consciousness, Jing Wuming launched an attack again. Holding the scabbard in his right hand, he made a false attack, trying to confuse the second young master Ximen, and then stabbed out with his left hand at a twisted angle. took this sword."

"Second Young Master Ximen didn't panic at all, all of this was within his expectations."

Ximen Lanxing: To be honest, I was a little flustered.

"I saw that Ximen Lanxing's soft sword lightly tapped a few times in the air, every point blocked Jing Wuming's attack route."

The fact is that when Ximen Lanxing was thinking about where to go, something like a small bead bounced onto his right arm.With three beads in a row, Ximen Lanxing's right hand also shook three times in a row, driving the soft sword to fly in the air, as if a dragonfly had touched water. After three points, it happened to stop Jing Wuming's sword.

Ximen Lanxing:! ! !The old man is indeed a prophet!

"After blocking the attack, Ximen Lanxing took advantage of the momentum, raised the epee with one hand, and slashed down hard. Jing Wuming hurriedly backed away to avoid its sharp edge."

"It's just that the epee has no front, and Ximen Lanxing's slashing was also a false move. He touched the ground with his right leg, took a step forward, and directly held the epee horizontally. His left leg twitched violently in the air, driving his body to turn, and then Like the windmill on the edge of the field."

"Jing Wuming was hit by the epee, and he couldn't stop it at all. He was driven by the rotating center to make a big circle, flew out, fell heavily on the ground, and passed out."

Ximen Lanxing turned her head in disbelief and looked at old man Tianji.

That's how he won?

Old Man Tianji chewed the soybeans that he used to drink, "These beans are delicious, let's have another plate!"

Seeing the soybean, Ximen Lanxing realized that the mysterious move just because something hit him must be the old man Tianji who was helping.

"Thank you, old man!" Ximen Lanxing cupped his hands respectfully at old man Tianji.

The old man Tianji waved his hand, "Isn't that what you said, Second Young Master, do you want to change the script if you bring money into the team?"

If there were special effects at this time, a light bulb above Ximen Lanxing's head would suddenly light up.

"Old man, what do you mean, you saw that I couldn't win, so you directly arranged the script for me?"

"That's right~" Old Man Tianji wiped his mouth, "In this way, old man, I can not only tell the truth, but also satisfy the benefactor and earn some money to bring my little granddaughter to eat. Isn't it wonderful~"

Ximen Lanxing, who has experienced the charm of banknote ability and enjoyed the supreme VIP treatment, gave him a thumbs up, regardless of whether the old man Tianji understood the meaning of thumbs, give him a thumbs up.

"Master, your business ability is high, really high!"

While Ximen Lanxing was talking with Old Man Tianji, Gongsun Lan fell to the ground, and the internal injuries she had suppressed with great difficulty broke out again because of her fierce fighting.

This time she vomited blood and knelt on the ground, unable to get up for a long time.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaofeng cupped his fists at Li Xunhuan, signaling to him to cease fighting.

Ximen Lanxing was victorious, Huamanlou was victorious, and Shangguan Fei and the ordinary gang members were all ignored.Then there is no need for the two of them to be wary of each other, and there is no chance to fight anyway.

The result of this team battle depends on Ximen Chuuxue and Shangguan Jinhong.

At this time, one of Shangguan Jinhong's mother-child dragon and phoenix rings was put on his left arm, and got stuck on Ximen Chuuxue's forward sword, while the other was held in his right hand, and hit Ximen Chuuxue hard on the head. go.

"Shangguan Jinhong's dragon ring is fast, or is Ximen Chuuxue breaking through the phoenix ring and stabbing Shangguan Jinhong first with one step at a time?"

"If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down! Crack!"

Ximen Lanxing:? ? ?

Where did the gavel come from?

The author has something to say:

Note 1:

Of course, old man Tianji didn’t (just) change his words because he received money~

Little Xingxing has unknowingly swiped her favorability~

Note 2:

Originally, I wanted to write peanuts as a side dish, but peanuts were introduced to China in the Ming Dynasty.

That day, the old man Ji could only eat some soybeans.

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Ximen Lanxing: I think the author is poisonous, and no nickname is nice.

Author: But your name is nice!

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Old Man Tianji: Hey, the main winner is the loser. Let’s change the script——Jing Wuming vomited blood, and Jing Wuming passed out.

Ximen Lanxing: He, he is not dizzy, what should we do?

Old Man Tianji: Don't worry, the script makes him dizzy, so he will be dizzy. (Soy bean bouncing, pointing moves)

Jing Wuming: ...

Old Man Tianji: It’s not easy to make some money!

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