I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

It is very simple for Ximen Lanxing to coax his brother.

But for others, it is very difficult to coax Ximen Chuuxue.

It's probably a little bit easier than creating the world.

At least Lu Xiaofeng didn't want to think about how to coax Ximen Chuuxue at all.

Of course, if someone wants to coax Ximen Chuuxue, he is very willing to be a front row crowd, even if he needs to bring his own small bench.

When Hua Manlou followed Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling to enjoy the scenery of the Western Regions, Lu Xiaofeng chose to stay in the headquarters of the Holy Cult.

One of Lu Xiaofeng's greatest joys in life is eating melons.

It is precisely because people from all over the world eat melons and join in the fun that they cause so much trouble.

Now in Shengjiao, you can actually eat the future sword god Ximen Fuxue and the No.1 Yu Luocha in the Western Regions martial arts, as well as the first witch in the history of the Yinkui Sect who can repair the Heavenly Demon Strategy to the full level of No.18. These three people brought a melon belonging to the richest man in the Tang Dynasty, Ximen Lanxing, Lu Xiaofeng didn't allow himself to miss it!

What about the scenery of the Western Regions, just wait and see later!

The scenery can't run away, and the melon can't help but eat!

Not only Lu Xiaofeng, but even old man Tianji wanted to stay and eat melons.

Even if Ximen Chuuxue and Ximen Lanxing's names in the Jianghu are not so big now, they have great potential!If this paragraph is written into a book and said, wouldn't the venue be full?

You know, not only Lu Xiaofeng, but the people of Datang also eat melons as a hobby!

The old man Tianji had already thought of telling this piece of content, and the daily rewards would be enough for him to eat and drink and raise his granddaughter.

But Lu Xiaofeng can pretend to be the same generation as Ximen Chuixue, that is, the junior of Yu Luocha, pretending to be uncomfortable and pretending to have diarrhea in the holy religion. Teacher Tianji can't imitate this behavior.

Moreover, this is the first time for Sun Xiaohong to come to the Western Regions. When she was walking through the desert before, Old Man Tianji promised her granddaughter that she would take her to some larger towns in the Western Regions.

Children are full of curiosity about everything.Sun Xiaohong couldn't bear it when she saw such an exotic city.

However, old man Tianji was not at ease to let Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling take their granddaughter around.

It's not that he feels unsafe, but that these two big men may not be able to take care of children, so old man Tianji can only take his granddaughter to play around by himself.

Hey, for things like money, let’s earn it later.

Or the granddaughter is more important.

Lu Xiaofeng would never give up eating melons, even if there was only one person left.

While pretending that his stomach hurts and he really couldn't go out, he signaled the maid to keep quiet, and then sneaked out of the room.

maid:……

The maid originally wanted to remind Lu Xiaofeng that in this holy religion, nothing can be hidden from the leader.

But Lu Xiaofeng's lightness kung fu was too good and his movements were too fast, so he slipped out in an instant, so the maid decided to play dumb.

In the garden, Ximen Chuuxue was competing with Yu Luocha.

As Hou Hou said, he is not able to protect Ximen Lanxing well now, and he still needs to become stronger.

Strong enough to let everyone know him.

So strong that when anyone wants to hurt Ximen Lanxing, they will give up because they are afraid of angering him.

It's like everyone in Jianghu knows that Xue Yiren has an idiot younger brother, but no one dares to bully that Xue Xiaoren.

He wants to become stronger than Xue Yiren, the number one swordsman in the world!

If Chu Liuxiang were here, he would definitely complain about Ximen Chuuxue.

The brothers Xue Yiren and Xue Xiaoren are typical tragedies between brothers.As an elder brother, Xue Yiren treated his younger brother Xue Xiaoren too harshly, causing Xue Xiaoren to live in his elder brother's shadow all his life, and finally his younger brother committed suicide in front of his elder brother, and the blood stained the clothes of the "blood-clothed man".

Take this pair of brothers as an example, Ximen Chuuxue is really not shy...

"When you stab with this move, don't stab so hard."

It is true that Yu Luocha is not a sword user, but he has enough experience in the world, and his martial arts are one at a time. Even if he doesn't know how to use swords, he can still ask Ximen Chuuxue questions according to his own experience.

"The stabbing is so hard, it can be fatal to ordinary people. But when you encounter a top expert, you are looking for death."

Just as Yu Luocha finished speaking, she suddenly realized whether she should speak a little more tactfully.

After all, the wife asked him to teach the eldest son how to practice martial arts, and the younger son asked him to take this opportunity to coax the older son.

Madam took advantage of the situation and gave him the task of coaxing Xiao Xuexue.

Xiao Xingxing said, as long as Xiao Xuexue is coaxed and Xiao Xuexue agrees to recognize her relatives, then he will have nothing to say.

Coaxing the elder brother is equivalent to coaxing the younger brother. This kind of thing that kills two birds with one stone, kills two birds, and kills one corpse, Yu Luocha almost swore to the sky to complete the task.

"Well... at your age, you are already... great!" Yu Luocha searched the Chinese thesaurus in her mind, and picked out the word 'awesome'.

There is no way, Yu Luocha is half of the blood of the people from the Western Regions, and spent all his childhood in the Western Regions, so he is really not that proficient in Chinese.

Ximen Fuxue: ...

Ximen Fuxue recalled carefully, how long has it been since he heard someone praise him as 'awesome'?

Not too long.

Ximen Lanxing said all day long, 'My brother is awesome', 'My brother is the best', and 'My brother is super good'.

Facing Yu Luocha's thought-provoking praise, Ximen Chuixue was expressionless, and even wanted to laugh in his heart.

Not because he wanted to laugh because he was praised, but because he thought of his younger brother.

For the next few days, Yu Luocha and Ximen Chuuxue were sparring.

While Yu Luocha was teaching Ximen Chuuxue, she exaggerated her son with various pre-learned adjectives.

However, Ximen Chuuxue remained silent.

Jade Rakshasa: The leader is dry QAQ

The leader's lexicon has been squeezed dry.

Why is the eldest son so difficult to coax!

Why don't you go to your younger son to learn from him?

Yu Luocha did it when she thought of it, and immediately went to find Ximen Lanxing.Faced with this question, Ximen Lanxing seemed very surprised.

"Brother is very easy to coax." Ximen Lanxing tilted his head, "Just praise it!"

"I boasted! I boasted so much that I have no words!"

Leader Jade: The leader is wronged.

"Is that so..." Ximen Lanxing thought for a while, and asked Yu Luocha to wait for him for a few days.

A few days later, Ximen Lanxing handed over to Yu Luocha the things that the Wanmei caravan bought back quickly.

"This peerless secret book, Master Jade, you will be fine after reading it!"

Master Yu took it in his hand and looked at it: a dictionary of idioms.

Seeing this scene, Lu Xiaofeng laughed so hard that he almost fainted.

Lu Xiaofeng, who laughed too arrogantly, was followed by Yu Luosha.

Since he was a child, he couldn't know how to coax Xiao Xuexue, so Master Yu decided to use Xiao Xuexue's friend Lu Xiaofeng as a breakthrough.

As for Lu Xiaofeng, there is actually no good way to coax Ximen Chuuxue.

Every time he asks Ximen Chuuxue for help, he also has a very headache.

Once he shaved his two eyebrow-like beards, gave up the 'four eyebrows' Lu Xiaofeng, and became the 'two eyebrows' Lu Xiaofeng, and Ximen Chuuxue helped him once.

With such a big confession incident now, Lu Xiaofeng felt that he couldn't help.

Even if he shaved off his beard and eyebrows, and turned into Lu Xiaofeng with zero eyebrows, Ximen Chuuxue would still have no reaction.

Yu Luocha sighed, it seems that he really can only study "Dictionary of Idioms".

Time passed day by day like this, Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling had bid farewell to everyone.

They ate Yu Luocha and Houhou's dog food every day, and watched their family 'playing' with each other, they really couldn't stay any longer.

Both Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling said that they planned to go back to Tang Dynasty, pick up their wives and children, and then come to the Western Regions to spend a long time with old friends.

After expressing welcome with a smile on his face, Hou Hou followed the Wanmei caravan into the territory of Datang as soon as Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling left.

There are three women in one play, Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling have gone back to bring their wives here, and they are about to make up three women, so of course I have to dress up well.The clothes of the Western Regions are indeed exotic and suitable for the temperament of Houhou, but the clothes of the Tang Dynasty are more varied and more refined, and there are many fashionable clothes that are not found in the Western Regions.After all, which woman would have too much clothing?

Ximen Lanxing directly gave Houhou a jade pendant, allowing her to have the right to book and sign all properties under Wanmei Villa.

In this way, Wan Wan happily entered Datang shopping.

The father and son were left looking at each other.

To be precise, Ximen Chuixue practiced his sword, Ximen Lanxing and Yu Luocha looked at each other.

Ximen Lanxing: Come on!

Yu Luocha: This is not good...

Ximen Lanxing: It's okay!

Yu Luocha: ...I still don't feel very good.

Ximen Lanxing: You don't believe me?

Yu Luocha: Of course I believe in Little Xingxing!But, will Xiao Xuexue really be coaxed by this kind of...?

Ximen Lanxing: Of course!This is the method I have tried a hundred times, and I don't tell ordinary people!

Yu Luosha: Then I... I will go?

Ximen Lanxing: Go boldly!

Yu Luocha took a deep breath and walked towards Ximen Chuuxue, opened his arms towards Ximen Chuuxue, and embraced the young man who was already as tall as him in his arms.

Yu Luocha moved his arms a little uncomfortable, wanting to give his eldest son a pat on the head.

It was too late to say that, Ximen Chuuxue pushed Yu Luocha away, frowning.

"Yes... it's Little Xingxing!" Yu Luocha quickly blamed the elder son's cold stare as if he was looking at someone dead, "Little Xingxing said that if he wants to coax you, he will hug you and hold you high!"

Ximen Fuxue: ...

Ximen Lanxing glared at the 'incompetent' old father, and looked at Ximen Chuuxue with his arms open and his head raised.

Without even saying a word, Ximen Chuuxue gave his younger brother a hug, reflecting his double standard of real name.

When Yu Luocha saw this scene, the old father felt his heart was pierced, and his heart was sore and bubbling.

Ximen Lanxing raised his head, glanced at Yu Luocha, and opened his arms around his brother.

With a flash of inspiration, Yu Luocha leaped from behind Ximen Chuuxue and hugged the two brothers at the same time.

The old father was satisfied.

Ximen Chuuxue was caught in the middle, trying to struggle but was held very close by his younger brother.

Hey, that's all.

Ximen Chuuxue put his head on Ximen Lanxing's shoulder, and slowly relaxed.

At this moment, two very familiar white birds chirped in the air, which attracted Ximen Lanxing's attention.

Ximen Lanxing, who was hugged tightly, raised his head with difficulty, and the two long-tailed birds landed on Ximen Lanxing's head.

Ximen Lanxing, who had escaped from the arms of his father and elder brother, took a small note from Xiaoniao'er's calf, and opened it to see what was written on it.

[My brother Lan Xing,

Long time no see, I miss you very much.

Brother Yu is about to go to Luoyang.

I don't know if we can meet in Luoyang and continue our relationship. 】

Ximen Lanxing: ... I always feel that Ye Chengzhu's Chinese proficiency is similar to that of his father.

Is this the consequence of living overseas for a long time?

Ximen Chuuxue also saw this note, and more than that, he also saw a note from Ye Gucheng from another little bird who had been sending letters.

[On the night of the full moon, on the top of Tongtian Pagoda, a sword comes to the west, and a fairy flies away from the sky]

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OOC Small Theater:

Xiao Fuxue put Xiao Lanxing, whose skin was dirty all day, into the bathtub.

Xiao Lanxing fell into the water with a 'plop' and popped out with her arms and legs flailing.

Xiao Lanxing grabbed the side of the tub, staring at Xiao Fuxue with wide eyes.

Xiaolanxing: Brother, don't you wash with Xingxing?

Xiao Fuxue: Lan Xing washes first.

Xiao Lanxing let out an 'oh' and dived into the water and took a deep breath, then suddenly raised her head and sprayed at Xiao Fuxue.

Little Fubuki: ...

Xiao Lanxing: Brother, do you want to take a bath with Xingxing?

Xiao Fuxue rubbed Xiao Lanxing's head, picked up the naked Xiao Lanxing and rubbed it.

Xiao Lanxing giggled, flailing her hands and feet indiscriminately, splashing water all over Xiao Chuuxue's body.

Xiao Lanxing piaji kissed Xiao Fuxue's face.

Xiaolanxing: Xingxing likes her brother the most!

Little Fubuki: Yes.

Xiao Lanxing: If we take a bath together, I will like my brother even more!

Little Fubuki: ...Okay

Xiao Lanxing: I love to take a bath and have a good skin~ oh~ oh~ oh~

Little Fubuki: ...

Xiao Lanxing: I prefer to take a bath with my brother~ 嗤~ oh~ oh~ oh~

Little Fubuki: ...

Xiao Lanxing: Brother, brother, does Xingxing sing well?

Little Fubuki: ...It sounds good.

Xiao Fuxue felt that her technique of deceiving people was becoming more and more proficient.

Xiao Lanxing: That star sings so well, do you want to reward the star?

Little Fubuki: What reward?

Xiao Lanxing: Kiss me, brother!

Xiao Fuxue couldn't hold back, and pinched that chubby little face.

I also felt that my brother would be hurt, and then I lowered my head

Kiss Xiao Lanxing.