I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

I don’t know if the designer of this flying chess has long thought that some four-person groups cannot be formed, so the flying chess is set up like a fully automatic auto chess, and even eliminates the need for players to roll dice by themselves. this link.

The dice rotates by itself, and when it turns to six, it will go, and if it cannot turn, it will stop.

On the bright side, even if there is only one living person left in this link, plus three 'heavy objects', the game can continue. It seems that they don't care at all that someone will eliminate 'teammates' through 'other' means.

But at worst it is, boring as hell! !

Ximen Lanxing has never played such a boring game since he was a child, even in his previous life in his memory!

No sense of participation at all!

He just needs to stand on the disc, wait for his turn to throw the dice, and then the dice will turn by itself, lead him to go or stop, and it will be gone.

What kind of game is this!

Ximen Lan was so angry that she almost burst into foul language.

To be honest, his group is pretty good. Those groups that eliminated disobedient 'teammates' in advance have already entered the stage where they lie on the disc and wake up. Maybe the game is not over yet.

As for the team that is wary of each other, most of them are currently in a state of 'fear, worry and trembling', 'but the game is so boring and sleepy', 'no, I have to hold on, I can't sleep before my opponent in case I am attacked', 'as long as I sleep later than my teammates I just won' such a state.

Ximen Lanxing and Ximen Chuuxue brothers knew each other in the group anyway, no matter how boring the game was, they could just chat and chat to waste time.

"How about we play cards for a while?" Ximen Lanxing suggested, "Anyway, this flying chess is fully automatic, the three of us are a bit boring."

"Playing cards?" A gleam flashed in the eyes of the old man Tianji, "Why don't you raise your bet?"

This level is really boring, and the old man Tianji didn't find any chance to blow it up... Ah no, he wrote a book for Ximen Lanxing.The old man Tianji, who couldn't get sponsorship, thought he should try another business.

Although it is said that gambling is not good, but small gambling is enjoyable, and he still has some self-control in his age.

Old man Tianji has been in the rivers and lakes for so many years. Occasionally, when his business is not good, he will go to the casino to earn a little money to support his family.How about showing off his gambling skills in front of the benefactor today, and earning a little bit of today's daily salary by the way.

Old Man Tianji stroked his beard and smiled slyly.

Since it is the future patron who will play cards with him, he will release water so that the patron will not lose too badly.

In this way, maybe, the benefactor is unconvinced and comes to him every day to play cards for a while. Doesn't that mean he has started a side business?Steady profit!

The old man Tianji thought very well, and Yu Luocha would like to have more time for parent-child interaction, so there are only two questions left.

The first question is, what do they play?

The entertainment method of playing cards was developed by Ximen Lanxing a few years ago, and it was popularized to the common people in the market after mahjong.

The current poker cards definitely do not have Arabic numerals, and even the suits are plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum instead of hearts, squares, grass, plums, and plums. There is no Queen King on JQK, so as not to affect the promotion of playing cards.In their place are the Supreme Old King, the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor.The big and small kings (ghosts) were also replaced by Monkey King and Master Xuanzang.

Speaking of which, the change of the representative characters on the poker cards made Ximen Lanxing's headache for several days at that time.

At first, Ximen Lanxing wanted to replace JQK with some kind of official position like a general, but the suits of the poker cards themselves were plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum, which in the eyes of some people represented the character of a literati.If the general cards like JQK are bigger than ordinary cards, people will think that warriors overwhelm literati, and it is easy to be talked about. It is recommended that Ximen Lanxing unify.

Originally, there was no distinction between civil and military in the Tang Dynasty. In the early days of the founding of the Tang Dynasty, civil officials also had to mount horses and fight.Among the civil servants like Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui who followed Li Shimin to conquer the world, which one has never been on the battlefield or been a "general"?

But now, the positions of civil servants and military officials have become more and more clearly divided, and the civil and military officials in the court have begun to separate.

Ximen Lanxing thought about it, then he couldn't have a civil servant like the minister, minister, and prime minister, right? Wouldn't that be a card game deliberately made for the civil official group?

In the end, Ximen Lanxing thought for a long time. On the basis of not violating the authority of the emperor, what else could not involve civil and military disputes, and could it be bigger than other cards?

Isn't that only fairies?

It just so happened that Tang Gaozong Li Zhi, who had just ascended the throne, asked Master Xuanzang, who had returned from the westward trip, to be the abbot of Daci'en Temple in memory of his mother, Empress Changsun.

When Ximen Lanxing heard the news from Chang'an, he immediately remembered many memories from his previous life.

What's "Monkey Monkey, you're amazing" what's "White Dragon Horseshoe facing west" what's "Deng Deng waits for Deng Deng Deng waits for the lights" Each picture is presented in Ximen Lanxing's mind, and it also comes with this background music.

Therefore, when Ximen Lanxing launched playing cards, he also wrote a few fragments of Journey to the West by the way, and later found several descendants of novelists to expand on his outline and fragments, and finally succeeded. Let that monkey become popular throughout the Tang Dynasty.

When Ximen Lanxing entered Chang'an for the first time, he was invited by Master Xuanzang to go to Daci'en Temple.

Master Xuanzang is very grateful to Ximen Lanxing for telling the story of his journey to the west, and it also allows more people to understand Buddhism, but Master Xuanzang still seriously explained his troubles to Ximen Lanxing.

Since the Journey to the West became popular in the Tang Dynasty, the pilgrims who came to the Da Ci'en Temple no longer just offered incense to the Buddha, but more often came to visit Master Xuanzang, and strongly urged Master Xuanzang to call the Great Holy Father out to have a look .

The elderly Master Xuanzang has wrinkles on his face, but his eyes are still as hot and innocent as a child.

Master Zang touched his head with a smile and said, "Fortunately, the poor monk is already bald, otherwise he would have been turned bald by this incident."

Ximen Lanxing: ...

Master Xuanzang, I was wrong. If I reprint it in the future, I must add eight words at the beginning: it is purely fictitious and has no similarity.

Master Xuanzang is still very talkative, he just asked Ximen Lanxing to agree to authorize the story of Journey to the West to people in Buddhist schools all over the world for common lectures.

Playing cards were also called Westward Journey cards by the people of Datang because of this incident.

Journey to the West has been popular for many years, and various playing methods emerge in endlessly. The three of Ximen Lanxing chose one of the playing methods this time, which is called Three Fighting Bone Essence.It is said to be three dozen, but it is actually fighting the landlords. One person is the bone spirit, and the other two are in charge of the alliance group fighting the bone spirit.

After deciding what to play, they ran into problem number two.

The distance between them is a bit large, and the position of their feet often changes due to the rotation of the dice, so how can they draw cards?

In order to win money, the old man Tianji thought of a way. He first asked Ximen Lanxing to throw out the clothes playing cards and scattered them on the chessboard.

Then the old man Tianji took a deep breath, and clapped a dozen palms on the chessboard with both palms.

Old Man Tianji's internal strength is indeed limited, but it is still no problem to use Palm Wind to shuffle cards.

Immediately afterwards, old man Tianji dealt two cards, one left and one right.

Ximen Lanxing: ...

Are all top experts like you so capricious?

Do you still want to play cards so coquettishly after your internal strength is blocked?

Ximen Lanxing sat cross-legged on the moving disc and looked at old man Tianji with his chin in his hand.

Dealing cards to others can be done with the palm of your hand, but what about dealing cards to yourself?

The old man Tianji can't practice some kind of star-absorbing method and just suck the cards over, can he?

Old Man Tianji certainly doesn't know how to absorb stars. After all, the method of absorbing stars is a move in Mr. Jin's works. This time, Yuanbi cannot be crossed.

Old Man Tianji just raised the cigarette stick and said 'please' to Yu Luocha.

Master Yu reluctantly gave the old man Tianji a card in order to interact with his son.

While sending back, he warned, "Don't try to compete with the leader of this sect. Just be that bone spirit and let me be a team with Little Xingxing."

Ximen Lanxing: ...Why bother, it's just a game of cards.

Ximen Lanxing, playing cards never counts, just relying on good luck to be a European is enough to make him rich.

Ever since, the old man Tianji, who wanted to earn some pocket money for himself to buy dry cigarettes, had already lost to the point of being an IOU after three rounds.

Old Man Tianji: Lost to Ximen Lanxing in a free storytelling promotion, let this be proof QAQ

At this time, as the dice roll, the distance between people in the same group will get closer and closer.

Of course, in the group of non-Chiefs and European Emperors, due to the great difference in luck, one person will always roll to six, and some people will not go out.

Just like Lu Xiaofeng and Ximen Chuuxue's team.

Ximen Chuuxue's luck was mediocre, and he had already reached the middle position according to his own route, while Yu Tianbao and Ximen Chuuxue were still on about the same progress.

After Yu Tianbao repeatedly yelled 'Daddy, I want six', he moved a few more times than Ximen Chuixue.

Lu Xiaofeng, still in place, didn't move.

"Amitabha, it looks like Donor Lu has no destiny with Liu." Master Wu Fan clasped his hands together, a compassionate expression appeared on his smiling face.

Lu Xiaofeng: ...

Lu Xiaofeng rolled up his sleeves, "Come on, Master, please tell me carefully, what does it mean to have no relationship with Liu?"

"I've heard of missing a certain person, missing a certain sect, missing a certain thing, I really haven't heard of missing a Liu!"

"You can't just say that I don't have a relationship with Liu just because you have more than six!" Lu Xiaofeng pointed aggressively at Master Wufan in front of him.

In this session, Master Wufan obtained the achievement of 666 from heaven because he often shouted "My Buddha wants six".Every six is ​​Master Wu Fan who has gone one round faster than others, and has come to Lu Xiaofeng who has not yet left the 'house', and he only needs a dozen more grids to return to his starting place.

Master Wufan smiled as if he was enveloped by Buddha light, his eyes narrowed into a line.

So it turns out that bald is not good at anything, but bald is my Buddha's chosen person!

At this time, the most "serious" game setting in Ludo appeared.

The dice rolled and stopped at the number six, and the disc under Lu Xiaofeng's feet rose.

Lu Xiaofeng was stunned, he couldn't believe it.

Is it really him?Is he six?Did he move?Is he allowed to go out? !

In Lu Xiaofeng's astonishment, the dice spun again and stopped at the number three, and the disc under Lu Xiaofeng's feet moved forward.

In the third grid in front of Lu Xiaofeng, there is Master Wu Fan who seems to be surrounded by six.

As Lu Xiaofeng came to that grid, the disc under Lu Xiaofeng's feet collided with the disc where Master Wu Fan was sitting.

Master Wu Fan's disk trembled, and then quickly retreated backwards according to the previous route.

A doubtful question mark '? ', was so frightened by the sudden reverse car racing that it turned into an exclamation mark'! ! ! '

Yuanpan's 'vehicle speed' was too fast, and when Yuanpan returned to the position he first met, Master Wufan rolled backward three times because of inertia, and stopped after falling off the chessboard.

Master Wufan is a little dizzy

What's going on here?

Bald doesn't understand.

Master Wufan climbed up from the ground, his body training skills are still relatively good, not to mention three somersaults, even thirty somersaults will not hurt him at all.

But Bald doesn't understand!

Master Wu Fan touched his head and sighed.

It's really Zhang Erbal who can't figure it out.

Bald was obviously about to make a circle, why was he bumped back by Lu benefactor?

Bald is wronged, and Bald can't say it.

Could it be that it is because of being too complacent, pride makes people back?

The author has something to say:

Wow, one hundred chapters!

It's time for the countdown to this dungeon~~ go to the next map in a few days!

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OOC Small Theater:

Xiao Lanxing: Brother Monkey, you are amazing!

Little Fubuki: ...

Xiao Lanxing: You can't escape the piercing eyes and wishful stick~ Brother Monkey, you are amazing!

Little Fubuki: ...

Xiaolanxing: 81 ways to block the way and 72 changes to control the enemy!Brother Monkey, you are amazing!

Xiao Fuxue: Butler, let everyone with the surname Hou move.

Xiao Lanxing: Brother! !Brother, come and take a look, this is the Journey to the West that the stars told people to change, what do you think!

Little Fubuki: Well, very good.

Xiao Lanxing: Which character does my brother like the most?Is it Brother Monkey?

Little Fubuki: No.

Xiao Lanxing (tilts her head): Who is that?

Little Fubuki: Golden Horn.

Xiao Lanxing (blinks): Huh, why is that?

Little Fubuki: Because he has a younger brother.

Xiao Lanxing threw herself into Xiao Fuixue's arms: that star is King Silver Horn!

Little Fubuki: Yes.

Xiaolan Xing: If Xing Xing is a monster, does brother still like Xing Xing?

Little Fubuki: Then of course I am also a monster.

Xiaolanxing: Yes!Can the monster be hugged and held high?

Little Fubuki: Yes.

Xiao Lanxing: Wow!

piaji, Xiao Lanxing kissed Xiao Fuxue's face.

Xiao Lanxing: King of the Golden Horn!

Xiao Fuxue: ...Lan Xing?

Xiao Lanxing: Oh, my brother is wrong, I am the king of Yinjiao!

Little Fubuki: ...

Sometimes, Xiao Fuxue often feels that she and her younger brother are out of place because she is not good enough to play.

Xiao Fuxue kissed Xiao Lanxing's face: Be good.