I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

To be an excellent lying corpse boss, you need to pay attention to several points.

One, when others are working hard, never talk nonsense, don't point fingers, and don't let laymen interfere with experts.

So Ximen Lanxing just followed Hua Manque so gracefully, without asking a word, as if he didn't care at all about how they caught the thief.

On the contrary, Hua Manlou seemed to feel a little embarrassed, and took the initiative to open up the chatterbox.

"It should be the smell."

Ximen Lanxing was indeed not interested in the method of catching the thief, but when he heard what Hua Manlou said, he subconsciously moved his nose and tried to smell it.

Then smell nothing.

"odor?"

"Well, I felt like there was a special smell in the warehouse before, but I couldn't tell." Hua Manlou noticed Ximen Lanxing's gaze on her, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "You know , my senses are relatively sharper than ordinary people.”

Ximen Lanxing touched his nose, "I was in the warehouse just now, and I didn't notice anything except that the air wasn't well circulated."

"It should be a long-lasting fragrance. I don't know what it is. It should be that the second brother sent someone to leave it in the warehouse before, and then he was looking for the thief based on this smell." Hua Manlou stayed where he was. He listened for a few seconds, "Second young master, listen carefully, you should be able to hear the sound of animals. The second brother also mentioned just now that someone came from the zoo, and it should be with the animal responsible for tracking this smell." of."

Ximen Lanxing tilted his head and listened hard to the surrounding sounds, indeed he could faintly hear the barking of dogs.

It seems that it's not just dogs barking. I always feel that among so many dogs barking, there is something similar to cats?Or the sound of some strange animal.

At this moment, Ximen Lanxing seemed to think of something, but before he could remember to capture that bit of inspiration, he was interrupted.

"Second Master, we caught that thief." A guard of the Hua family stepped forward to report, behind him was a figure surrounded by a group of burly men and dragged, and threw it in front of Hua Manque.

Ximen Lanxing put her feet on her feet and stretched her head to look inside.

The burly guy and the like really block the line of sight!

Obviously the guards of the Hua family are a group of Jiangnan people, why are they taller than him, a Saibei native?

This is unreasonable!

Sensing the "disadvantage" of the height of his second young master, Qinglong and Xuanwu, one on the left and one on the right, stretched out their arms to pull back the surrounding melon-eating crowd, leaving Ximen Lanxing a way to look directly at the trial scene ' channel.

For the guards who are so sensible, Ximen Lanxing calmly dropped a sentence of 'increase wages', and walked forward with Huamanlou's long-sleeved shirt, as if he wanted to share the front row of eating melons with his friends Same.

Hua Man Lou: ...

In fact, he is the same everywhere, but Ximen Lanxing can think of him, which still warms his heart.

"That's right, the thing in your house was stolen by the grandfather."

"Master, this is stealing from the rich and giving to the poor!"

"Being caught by you is because my skills are not as good as others. I admit it. But if you want to convince grandpa, that's impossible!"

"Actually, I often feel very incomprehensible to the thinking of calling myself a grandfather after being caught." Ximen Lanxing took out two bananas from nowhere, handed one to Huamanlou, and the other Gen peeled the skin and ate it by himself, and complained while eating, "Do you think it's interesting to call yourself a grandfather after being caught? Does it mean that being caught by your grandson is particularly fulfilling?"

Huamanlou was a little at a loss holding the banana, and smiled when she heard this.

Seeing Hua Manlou's smile, Ximen Lanxing was a bit slower in eating bananas.

He hasn't known Huamanlou for a long time, just two days, but Ximen Lanxing has already gotten used to Huamanlou's smile like a spring breeze on weekdays.Until he saw the unthinking smile just now, Ximen Lanxing suddenly felt that the surname Hua was really suitable for Huamanlou. The moment he smiled, it seemed as if spring had really arrived and all the flowers began to bloom.

"Hua Man Lou, you look pretty when you smile, please smile like this more in the future."

Although Hua Manlou has a gentle personality and always looks at everything in the world with a heart full of love, he actually doesn't have many friends, and even fewer friends.

This is the first time someone told him to ask him to smile more.

Before Huamanlou could answer, a strong wind suddenly blew in front of Ximen Lanxing, and Huamanlou's hand that was not holding the banana was also raised, and Liu Yunfei's sleeve was thrown out.

But the person who did it was a bit faster than Hua Manlou, and a bit more reckless than Hua Manlou, and directly aimed a dagger at Ximen Lanxing's neck.

Ximen Lanxing:? ? ?

Why was he kidnapped after eating a banana?

Could it be that people who eat melons are not suitable for eating bananas?He also wants to eat watermelon!But where is the watermelon?

watermelon……

Ximen Lanxing didn't know that the watermelon he was thinking about was still in the Western Regions and hadn't entered the Tang Dynasty yet.

All he knew was that Thief No. [-] poked his neck with the dagger that cut off the door lock yesterday, and at this moment, he still had half a banana in his mouth! !

Ximen Lanxing: ...Can't you wait for me to finish eating and pose before cueing me?

As for the meaning of pose and cue, Ximen Lanxing thinks he should not recall the meaning of these words at this juncture.

"I said this thief, when you take hostages, can't you choose carefully?"

Ximen Lanxing quickly finished eating the banana in his mouth, and then began to strike up a conversation with the 'kidnapper' naturally.

"Hmph, you are such a fluffy kid, you seem to have a weak foundation, wearing this strange clothes with slits to the chest, and surrounded by so many guards, you should have a lot of status." The thief's dagger lightly Gently slashed across Ximen Lanxing's skin, leaving a red mark, "Cooperate with me, and when they let Grandpa go, Grandpa won't kill you."

Ximen Lanxing casually threw the banana peel on the ground, ignored the dagger in the vital part, and stretched his hands behind his back to touch the hilt of his epee, "Do you think my epee is just a display? "

"At a young age, I can't learn how to use a sword well. At our current distance, I would be a little afraid of a light sword, but can you wield an epee?" Thieves No. [-] seemed to be Ximen Lanxing laughed angrily, "What can you do with an epee at such a distance? Do you hold a windmill?"

"You're right. It's hard for me to pull out the epee at such a short distance. As for the windmill you mentioned, I think it's pretty good. I'll try it next time." Ximen Lanxing said calmly , making the thief a little uneasy.In order to cover up this uneasiness, the thief brought the dagger closer to Ximen Lanxing's neck.

The red mark on the neck before has begun to print blood stains.

"Don't expect them to save you from me, they have been stared down by me! Let me tell you..."

Before the words were finished, a long sword seemed to fly from a distance, lightly and silently, the point of the sword hit the thief's forehead.

A ball of long sleeves hit the thief's right hand, and the dagger fell in response.

Ximen Lanxing pushed away the right hand that was still trying to poke him, and took a few steps forward.

He moved his neck a few times and looked to the right. His brother pointed his sword at the thief expressionlessly.

Look at the sleeve on the left that has been instilled with Huamanlou's internal energy, it is firmly blocking the thief's retreat.

Ximen Lanxing grinned grimly, and pulled out his epee, "The epee has no edge, it's a clever trick, if you use it to shoot people, I won't let you find it!"

The jingle has already been uttered, and the epee is also raised in the air, but Ximen Lanxing's movement is stopped by Hua Manlou.

"Heal the wound first."

The trace of bloody smell made Huamanlou very worried, "Catch him later, I'll do with you."

Ximen Chuuxue disagreed with the phrase 'catch people'.

He didn't want to catch the thief at all, he just wanted to send the person who hurt his brother directly to the west.

Then he would go find trouble with Lu Xiaofeng.

The one surnamed Lu promised twice that he would protect his younger brother, once he ran away by himself, and once he was not at the scene.

"Wait! Don't kill me, I have something to say!" Sensing the killing intent, the thief immediately shouted, "Ximen Chuuxue, you are Ximen Chuuxue, right!"

"Since you are a martial artist, why did you help the Hua family? Don't you know what everyone is going to steal this time?"

"It's useless to keep that kind of thing in the Hua family. Secondly, the Hua family will still have a crime. It's a good thing to be taken away! Since you are a friend of the Hua family, you should persuade them to hand over the things. .”

"Moreover, and that thing... you, Ximen Chuuxue, aren't tempted at all?"

The thief swallowed, stared fixedly at Ximen Chuuxue, and uncontrollably glanced up at the sword that was almost able to pierce through the center of his brow.

The two eyes glance at an object near the upper center, and it is easy to miss the opposite eye.

Ximen Chuuxue was too lazy to answer, he was not interested in anything, so he handed the tip of the sword forward.

but……

Ximen Chuuxue suddenly thought, would his younger brother, who likes to join in the fun, be interested in the vague things that the thief said?

With just such a little hesitation, the thief immediately didn't dare to show off anymore, closed his eyes and yelled.

"It's the God of War catalog!"

"There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that a thief wants to steal the God of War catalog hidden by the Hua family!!"

"It can shatter the void and reach the highest level of martial arts. It is one of the four great books along with Cihang Sword Code, Tianmo Policy, and Longevity Jue!!"

The author has something to say:

God of War Illustrated Book, although it is one of the four great books along with those books

But the status should be higher... because only this book talks about crushing the void.

Since this is a comprehensive martial arts book, it is natural to focus on attracting the treasures of martial arts people~

The decision is yours! "God of War Illustrated"!

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Thief: Wearing this weird dress with a slit to the chest...

Ximen Lanxing: I didn't have time to change clothes, I urgently need a one-click change plug-in, online and so on.

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Ximen Chuuxue: I will find trouble with Lu Xiaofeng later

Lu Xiaofeng: ...the pot fell from the sky