Sleeping God is a mental boy

Something happened to the old Wang's family. The family's little baby, Wang Mengmeng, cried out of breath and complained to her mother about her father's abominable behavior. Lu Min was terrified when she heard about "beheading". The nearby father-in-law and mother-in-law asked for help.

Half a day later, the seven aunts and eight aunts all called to express their concern and condolences, and by the way severely criticized Wang Gong, the culprit who just woke up from his sleep.

Before Wang Gong figured out what happened to his beloved little daughter, when he was about to try to explain a few words, the old man Wang had already come all the way on a small electric donkey, and Wang Gong who was whipped with his feather duster screamed.

"Dream to be the emperor, but you can stand it!" A flutter of chicken feathers flew, and the old man Wang hugged his little granddaughter with crying and swollen eyes, and then gave Wang Gong a hard blow, "Our old Wang family is promising, what? There was an emperor at that time, why didn't I know? Get out of here!"

"Dad! Listen to my explanation!" Wang Gong tried to explain while dodging.

After he took out the small cloth bag from his body and played the role of the emperor on the spot to explain it earnestly for a long time, old man Wang finally believed him.

After all, Wang Gong's aura is really domineering. Even if he still has a small belly, he is very powerful at that station. For a while, everyone believed that he had a dream of an emperor, and he said those excessive words when he was not awake in the morning. .

"It's up to Mengmeng not to forgive you." Old man Wang hugged Wang Mengmeng and said, "Grandpa's cute Mengmeng, tell me, what good thing did your dad do?"

Wang Mengmeng, who had long since forgotten why she was crying after crying, tilted her head and recalled, and cried louder: "I woke up my father, and my father said he would arrest me and behead me!"

Old man Wang stared like a laser beam, and the gouged out Wang Gong's flesh was extremely painful.

Wang Gong: "Mengmeng! You trust daddy, daddy doesn't know it's you! If I knew it was Mengmeng, it would be too late for daddy to kiss me! Let's eat strawberries at night, okay? No! Don't wait until the evening, let's eat it later!"

Wang Mengmeng's mouth was moved by what her father said, and when she was about to continue to love him, old man Wang was already down with a feather duster.

Old man Wang: "Who are you going to kill for quarreling with you to sleep? When you are an emperor, you are not a wise king, you are still a tyrant! Get out of here!"

In short, this day, Wang Gong had a very fulfilling life.

When all the dust settled, Wang Gong's body was covered with red lotion, grinning from time to time because of the pain, he murmured: "This dream really hurts." Holding the small cloth bag in his hand, he coaxed his daughter for a few minutes In a word, it would be really clear that the young man I met that day was extraordinary.

People made it clear that this sleep talisman can make people sleep well, and there are different dreams to choose from. He didn't believe it at the time, thinking how could there be such a nagging thing in this world, even the other party gave it away. When he was alone, it was just a joke, until he was beaten by his father.

Wang Gong: That's not a boy who doesn't learn well, he's a living god!

Immediately afterwards, after reporting to his father, Wang Gong drove his three-wheeled motorcycle and took his little daughter to Qingyuan Square to look for living gods.

What Wang Gong didn't know was that the worried old man secretly followed behind them with a feather duster.

***

What are the living gods who were found by the crowds in the square doing?

Shen Su slipped out of the door like a thief, went all the way back to the construction site along the way yesterday, and went straight to Yunda and the others.

After this renting incident, the relationship between Yunda and He Yongguo has improved a lot.

Yunda and the others directly rented the house because of their trust in He Yongguo. He felt a little guilty for not being able to take them there in person, and even apologized to them when he came over in the morning.

Yunda and the others were praising He Yongguo, thinking about whether their Sleeping God was resting well in the new house, when he came over, he felt Shen Su approaching from afar, turned his head, and sure enough, he was running towards them from afar It was the sleeping god they were familiar with.

They were quite familiar with this kind of scene, but that time they ran towards Shen Su with a bad expression, but now it was Shen Su with a worried expression running towards them.

Yun Da: "My lord, what happened?"

Shen Su was wearing clothes that were obviously one size bigger, baggy, trousers rolled up several times, and slippers on his feet, probably from running all the way, with a big blush on his face, when he saw Yunda and the others Subconsciously heaved a sigh of relief, but still couldn't help but look back.

The four of Yunda looked at each other: Mr. Sleeping God's guilty look is probably because they did something they shouldn't have done after they left yesterday...

But they couldn't guess what Shen Su did just by guessing on their own, so they had to humbly ask for advice, to see if they could wipe their honorable Sleeping God's ass.

Yun Da: "My lord, what... what happened?"

Shen Su thought that when he moved the man onto the bed, he seemed to have touched a huge bag, and coughed twice with his breath choked in his throat, and it took him a long time to stop.

Shen Su: "I..."

Yun Da: "What... did you do?"

Now they don't need to ask what happened, it must be what Shen Su did.

Shen Su organized his speech, expressed his position as innocently as possible, and told about Qiao Shu's situation.

After the voice fell, the five people looked at each other and fell into silence.

Yun Da: "He lay on the ground all night?"

Shen Su nodded.

Yun Er: "He hit a big bump on his head?"

Shen Su: "It seems to be."

Yun San: "He was still unconscious when you came out?"

Shen Su: "He fell asleep, I'm sure he's fine."

Yun Si: "...hit and run?"

Shen Su didn't understand what he meant, and decided to keep silent for the time being.

After another meeting, seeing Yunda and the others' frowning faces, Shen Su said what he was most worried about: "Yunda, I just moved in, will he kick me out today?"

Everyone was taken aback for a moment. They had already imagined that Qiao Su with a bandage on his head ruthlessly threw Shen Su and his chicken leg out of the door, and then ruthlessly threw out 800 yuan, and said mercilessly: "I The house is no longer rented!"

This kind of imagination is really terrible.

But before Yun Da and Shen Su found a solution, or an excuse to convince themselves, they suddenly heard He Yongguo's voice.

"Xiao Su, why didn't you go to school?" Seeing five people squatting here from afar, He Yongguo ran over and asked, "You can't skip class!"

"Go to school?" Shen Sumo read a sentence, his eyes collided with the four of Yunda, and then silently turned his head to look in the direction of Guangning Community, his eyes were dull, there seemed to be another student who was supposed to go to class at this time.

***

Qiao Shu looked at the mirror in the bathroom for a long time, and finally saw the appearance of the huge bag on his head. It wasn't very swollen, but it was very obvious when he touched it.

He pressed it lightly and exhaled slightly. It was not as painful as when he just woke up, but it was still aching.

The cell phone in the room vibrated, and Qiao Shu fiddled with his hair to answer it. He didn't notice it before, but now he found that there were more than a dozen missed calls, and the name in the note was "Dean".

He turned forward again, and his head teacher also hit several times.

Qiao Shu: "..."

Maybe the head teacher couldn't contact him, and Qiao Su was a major school issue, so the person who bombarded him with the phone calls changed.

But Qiao Su slept so deeply in the morning that he didn't hear anything.

The bell was still ringing, Qiao Su pressed the answer button.

"Student Qiao Su! Thank God you finally answered the phone! But I was so worried! What happened? If you have to ask for leave first, your teacher He won't approve you to find me, I will let you!"

The middle-aged man's rambling voice came from the mobile phone, the call was finally connected, and his hanging heart was finally let go.

Qiao Shu: "Director Lin, I'm fine, I'm just..."

Dean Lin guided patiently: "What's the matter with you? Just tell me if you have something to do, don't worry, the teacher won't blame you."

Qiao Su is the face of Chengnan No. [-] High School. He looks good and has good grades. He can win prizes in everything he participates in. He is the treasure in the hearts of all the teachers. However, he is not in good health, so he has some special treatment.

Qiao Shu gritted his teeth: "I just overslept today."

"I overslept, it's okay to oversleep, I just sleep..." The dean answered a few words and suddenly fell silent. After a while, he laughed twice, "Qiao Su, just tell me if you have anything, the teacher really Do not blame you."

Anyone can oversleep, but this matter can't be done with Qiao Shu. Not only the parents and students outside know that Qiao Shu is too stressed to sleep well, but the teachers who care about Qiao Shu know better than them. After all, they have to deal with it every day. Seeing Qiao Shu's dark circles under his eyes for several years, he wished to knock him out and let him have a good sleep.

So for Qiao Shu's reason today, the teaching director did not believe it anyway, but there must be a reason for Qiao Shu's answer like this. As teachers, they must guide well and care about the students' health.

Qiao Su, who knew this earlier: "...I really overslept."

The teaching director: "Okay, okay, the teacher believes in you. Qiao Su, it doesn't matter if you are not in good health. The teacher will give you a leave of absence. You don't have to come this afternoon. Take a good rest!"

Qiao Shu: "..."

Putting down the phone, Qiao Shu fell on the bed and sighed, being urged by Da Huang to add cat food.

When he came back after packing everything up and sat at the table to read the test paper, his eyes fell on the piece of chocolate on the table involuntarily.

He only ate half of it, and there was still half left.

Qiao Shu was silent for a long time, then lay back on the bed, spread out the pillow and quilt, lay down upright, and then stuffed the remaining chocolate into his mouth.

The moment the darkness hit, Qiao Su: Ah, the taste of sleep is so wonderful.