My online ID name is indeed Skull Crow, what's wrong, senior...
My online ID name is indeed Skull Crow, what's wrong...
My online ID name is indeed Skeletal Crow...
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊,顾傒现在的心情特别复杂、五味杂陈,现在这种情况太狗血套路了吧喂,他都不知道应该从哪里吐槽了。This kind of secret love god is by my side, and I don't know what to confess to my face, it's so shameful! !It would be great if time could go back (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻...
"Cough cough!! Hmph, if some students are not feeling well, don't hold on to it. Please take time off and go back to rest. If there is nothing wrong with your health, just be more serious."
Mr. Liu looked at a certain guy on the seat who was steaming with eyes buried in his head, shy and coquettish, and looked at a guy who was about to reach the boiling point of his body.Isn't it just to let him take over the class? Now it's good, the smiling fox who made him feel uncomfortable has returned to his obedient student.Hehe, he knew that in the end, that idiot Gu Xi would compromise! !
That's why he objected so strongly at the beginning. It was really hard to swallow the tone of being tricked by his wife and the enemy together.Although he knew it was a trap, he had become a habit of spoiling his wife unconditionally for decades.
"Hey……"
Elder Liu sighed silently, and his fingers that were clenched on the spine of the book loosened a little.His poison, my honey.Zi Feiyu knows the joy of fish...
He doesn't understand the thoughts of young people now. Although he thinks that he, an advanced scholar of modern sociology, can still keep up with the trend of society, as a scholar, he has not even thought about the fact that his daughter married and left him until now. I didn't even think about it, the old man is actually old already.The only time my wife and I blushed was because of this incident. I was opposed to it, but my wife strongly supported it. I said a lot of harsh words at the time, and finally refused to attend because I didn’t receive the wedding invitation.What kind of thing is it to watch a video taken by my wife for my daughter's wedding...
Calculate how long Minmin has not come back, it has been more than a year, but the young couple brought their grandson back to see it the year before last, but after the New Year's Eve dinner, they traveled around by plane again.The life is so chic and neat, the grandson can't even speak a word of Chinese, every time I want to get closer, I hide behind Minmin, my daughter thinks that she is angry, and she will change the way to keep the grandson away from her sight.After all the calculations, I said less than three sentences to myself.Hello, goodbye and happy new year...
A widowed old man like myself can really choose to go to a good nursing home with his wife in the future. No matter how well educated the husband and wife raise their daughter, what about me and my wife who are helpless and support each other all over the world? Like the elderly left behind.Now, the same is true of the gentle and hard-working student I finally fell in love with. I am obviously doing it for the sake of Gu Xi. His old man has eaten more salt than he has walked. Why does he not understand? Why does history always repeat itself like this? !
At that time, he was only in his 40s, and when he felt uncomfortable and excited, he really felt that he had raised a daughter for nothing.Even his grandson taught him not to recognize his grandfather. No matter how bad his English was, he would never forget the word grandpa, but he never heard his grandson call him once.Just like that, those old buddies of his still envy his grandchildren surrounded by him, unlike their sons and daughters who are independent in thinking, and every family has hard-to-recite scriptures, so he doesn't want to participate in the tragedy competition.
He also knew that his old-fashioned thinking was naive and machismo, and all the knowledge he had learned and researched was thrown into the gutter.So, he should continue to raise cats, thanks to the fact that the cattery didn’t clean up Peanut, even if Peanut is gone after the [-]th or [-]th, there are still his children to accompany him and his wife, his little princesses...
Mr. Liu raised the frame of the mirror, his expression became more and more serious, and the students who are usually a little rough in the classroom can understand this atmosphere and shut up obediently, and be a good student who is as quiet as a chicken.Only a student with facial paralysis who was still in his own delusions was still steaming, and the roots of his ears were so hot and red that they were about to bleed.
"Hey, put away your embarrassingly distorted expression, don't you see the boss looking like he's about to come?"
Xu Wei, who was sitting beside Gu Xi, bumped Gu Xi's elbow in complete disbelief. He didn't know why this guy who was so good at micromanagement in games looked so dull and stupid in real life.The saying that people should not be judged by their appearance really deserves its reputation.
"ah?!!……"
Gu Xi came back to his senses and was stunned for a while. Since when is someone willing to be his deskmate in this exclusive single seat for him? ! !And it turned out to be Xu Wei, whom he had failed to strike up and make friends with before. Was it a lucky turn of events recently? !
But after hearing the words, Gu Xi still listened to the persuasion and began to attend the class honestly.As Xu Wei said, his family's usually amiable Mr. Liu actually gave a sullen and lonely face to give lectures. Gu Xi was a little worried. He had never seen Mr. Liu so depressed, as if he suddenly aged several years.The most frightening thing is that Mr. Liu of his family didn't summon him to help him today. This is unscientific! !Could it be that the old man is angry? ?Angry yourself for not being obedient?
Gu Xi's mood also changed from being excited after knowing the identity of the Great Crow God to being worried. Unlike the serious and harsh teachers he met since he was a child, who treated him like his parents, Mr. Liu has always been like an old urchin Humorous and rascal, it makes people feel very close, and the teacher's wife is also very gentle and patient with herself.All his life, he has felt that the elders' tenderness almost comes from the second elders, not as polite and distant as the relatives on the father's side, nor as harsh and aggressive as the relatives on the mother's side, nor is it uncomfortable to speak like the relatives on the stepmother's side .
But before the end of the get out of class, I was pulled by Xu Wei to ask about the competition before I walked up to my boss, and Mr. Liu surrounded some students. Before Gu Xi had time to ask, she was pushed aside by a pink bag. In the past few days, I have been relieved that my waist was hit by the corner of the table.With such pain, I feel that there must be a small bruise on the side of my waist.
"Hehe, I'm sorry Gu Xi, I didn't see you just now, are you okay. I've been a little sick recently, and I feel groggy..."
Cui Xiyue touched her cheek with her index finger embarrassingly. She looked like a small bird and was very weak. Her eyes with colored contact lenses were wide open, like a wet deer.If it weren't for the fact that the whites of her eyes were covered with bloodshot eyes, which was a bit scary, she would indeed be a girl with a beautiful and soft face like an internet celebrity.
If Gu Xi didn't feel such a strong pushing force, maybe he really believed that the other party didn't do it on purpose.Gu Xi didn't feel that she had offended this female classmate, but felt that she seemed to have helped this girl with a lot of chores that she should do.Although he is not good at communication and rejection, but he is not his sister, so there is no need to enshrine this ignorant girl.What's more, day and night I look at the junior high school boy's sky-defying good looks, a girl of this level can't even match a finger of the junior high school god! !
"It's okay, but please pay attention next time. The boss also said in class that if you don't feel well, ask for leave. Don't push yourself."
Gu Xi felt a little irritable, and she no longer stuttered.Although he still had an impression of the other person's face, he couldn't remember the name of this girl who had almost no intersection with him.It’s really a bit embarrassing to say it, he didn’t remember all the students in the class, but he remembered the name of the list in the comparison of the whole class and the student number, but especially the girls and some male compatriots who wanted to skip class. No face has been matched with anyone.
Even when I knew Xu Wei, it was only because I went to the e-sports competition that I completely matched his face with his name. Could it be that he is also face blind besides facial paralysis? ! ! !He didn't have any friends before, and he never noticed such a small thing! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ "Hehe, I will, thank you for your concern..."
Cui Xiyue recently carefully manicured Dan Kou, who had a diamond-studded manicure, and pierced her palm fiercely. She didn't expect that she would put down her figure like this, and she didn't compliment and worry about herself like other men.
But compared to this, Cui Xiyue wanted to grit her teeth and ask this ghost-like gloomy guy who made her vomit, why did she appear as a substitute teacher at the M Academy of Fine Arts that day? ! !Why is Wei Yanjing eager to get rid of their admirers and chase him after class? ! !Why did Wei Yanjing live in the same dormitory with Gu Xi? ! !What do they have to do with each other? ! !
It's true that both parties are men, but as an excellent writer, she instinctively felt that something was wrong! ! !And why would such an excellent and handsome man as Wei Yanjing get close to that kind of idiot who only knows how to read? As the woman who thinks she knows Wei Yanjing best, she has never seen Wei Yanjing's kindness before! !It is completely different from Wei Yanjing's so-called friend treatment that she is familiar with. The kind of smile that seems close and gentle is actually distant and polite. It is different from the false warmth that is on the surface, as if the ice of a glacier is melting, and it is finally revealed. A corner of the heart...
"Cui Xiyue, what do you, a woman with a boyfriend and countless spare tires, want to do to Gu Xi?!! Gu Xi is not interested in being your silly spare tires, and we two brothers have to go to an Internet cafe to cheat! What's the matter?" Hold on to the nonsense!!"
Xu Wei has disliked this woman for a long time, but he used to disdain to talk to her based on the bottom line of not breaking water and not bullying women.But when I thought about being threatened by the woman I looked down on last time, and how frightfully cowardly I was, thinking about it made me feel regretful and angry! !
"I'm not feeling well, so I'll go to the infirmary first. Tomorrow, Gu Xi, I want to talk to you alone~ Of course, I have always been single, and I have always hoped that a good boy like Gu Xi would like me..."
Cui Xiyue tried hard to take a deep breath to suppress the shrew's instinct of cursing, and forced her to show a sweet smile.If it was posted on an online forum or post bar, she would definitely change the IP and scold his ancestors for eighteen generations! !Calm down, she's just here to inquire about the relationship between Gu Xi and Wei Yanjing, if they are good friends, she can also use Gu Xi as a stepping stone to walk into the heart of the male god she's longed for! ! !
This is a rare opportunity and she doesn't want to miss it!If she had already kissed Wei Yanjing and me, she would not care about those spare tires! !She is indeed able to maintain a clean and cold appearance, but how can she endure that a woman as outstanding as her has no suitors? Who doesn't want to find a spare tire in these days so that there is a way out? ! ! !
Cui Xiyue looked at Xu Wei pulling away the silly Gu Xi with cold eyes, and mistakenly thought that she had already won Gu Xi with her smile and clear hints, and she sneered coldly at Xu Wei for wasting his time, like Gu Xi did not show affection to girls It's not easy to capture a good man, as long as you give me a little smile and ambiguous words, I will take the initiative to post it.
"Don't worry about that bastard, you really think of yourself as a goddess! That woman has been famous for a long time when I was a freshman!" Xu Wei showed an exaggerated and funny smile, took out a cigarette skillfully, lit it, and took a puff. "Why do you think that woman's spare tires are so willing to be spare tires?!"
"..." Gu Xi looked at the old smoker who pulled him away speechlessly. He really wanted to say that he was not interested at all, and he didn't even remember the other party's name at all.However, it seems that gossip together is also a way to bring each other closer as friends, so he could only silently ask, "Why?"
"Because those people are waiting for the opportunity to take advantage!! Otherwise, do you really think there are such innocent men who know that they are spare tires and are so slut?!" Xu Wei laughed twice, shook his cigarette butt, "Forget about that disgusting woman, how was the game?! Do you need my help?"
"Uh, the competition. I was not in a good mood because my teammates had something to do in those few days. A friend helped me find someone to replace me, but... well, I was eliminated because of my absence."
Gu Xi squeezed her fingers, feeling a little guilty. She said so swearingly before, and organized Qin Jin, Wei Yanjing and others to accompany her to the competition, and it was herself who finally made the elimination of the competition terminated.It's better not to participate in the competition, so that Xu Wei's team will not be eliminated by his own team.
"..." Xu Wei flicked the cigarette in his finger with a speechless expression, and finally laughed again, "Although this sentence may hurt you a bit, but it really feels like revenge!! Mom Yes, remembering that at the end of the game, you were so goddamn rebellious with a trace of blood, I was still in a little bit of a dark mood, but now I feel very comfortable!"
"...It's okay, I think so too." What the hell can he say, the person who insisted on "doing" at the beginning was himself, no matter how hard it is, he still has to live with a smile QAQ!
"However, your personality has become a lot more cheerful recently! In the past, if someone said a few words to you, you would always have a depressed face, as if someone owed you a huge sum of money. You should have said as much as you do now. You are active when you speak, the anal sentence you just had with Cui Xiyue is very good! You don’t even stutter anymore!!”
Xu Wei happily patted Gu Xi on the shoulder, and even hugged each other and walked side by side.Looking carefully at this new friend, he is not so gloomy at a closer look, the eyes are eyes and eyebrows are eyebrows, quite delicate and attractive.It seems that this friend is a good friend, at least he looks more comfortable than the greasy fat man in his dormitory. Xu Wei glanced at the crimson ears, and felt more and more that this is a little lamb pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Why did I feel that he was a black-faced emissary at the beginning! !
"Fuck!! Wait!!! The back of your neck!!! You're so good, boy!! So many strawberries have been planted by someone! You can't find them unless you look closely!! No wonder your face looks so moist recently A lot!! Traitors! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”
Xu Wei almost pulled up Gu Xi's collar excitedly, what the hell, he said how this nerdy yumu brain has opened up and can communicate with people! !The relationship is so special that I have a passionate, wild and active girlfriend! ! !Don't talk about human nature! !If it were him, he would be willing to give up the e-sports online game prodigal son and turn around! ! !
I have been single for so many years, and I haven't even signed a girl's little hand. He always holds his left hand and his right hand. I didn't expect that a dead-faced paralyzed girl who seemed destined to be alone could show love to a girl who is so active and strong in control. Think about it Crystal tears flowed from his eyes...
"strawberry?!!"
After returning to the dormitory, when Gu Xi saw Wei Yanjing, she immediately understood what kind of strawberry it was! !As an old driver, he was ashamed, and he didn't realize that Xu Wei meant "strawberry" in this way! ! !This makes him how to explain to Xu Wei in the future! ! !All this should be the fault of the culprit Harvest! !When did you kiss him, obviously he didn't even before going to bed...
"What's the matter with the strawberries?" Wei Yanjing approached with a smile and kissed Gu Xi on the cheek, but was greeted with a hard punch, "Ah, I was discovered by someone, obviously the planting is very shallow. Actually, there are still strawberries. I want to plant something deeper."
Gu Xi couldn't help but poke her temple angrily, "But I was completely misunderstood by my classmates!!! Before saying goodbye, that guy kept asking my so-called enthusiastic and proactive "girlfriend" to help him find a girlfriend too!! ! I'm going crazy!!"
"The senior doesn't have a girlfriend, but he does have a boyfriend." Wei Yanjing hugged Gu Xi, who was not consciously acting coquettishly, and rubbed his chin gently on his forehead, his eyes darkened and he smiled, and the corners of his lips slightly raised, "M Academy of Fine Arts has many Boyfriends for him to choose, as long as he wants to have one."
"...Student, you should forget what I just said."
Gu Xi silently lit the wax for Xu Wei, and pulled out the FLAG that he set up.Looking over Wei Yanjing's shoulder, it seems that he is drawing, but why is there a more advanced-looking Mai Li beside him.
"Are you recording a video tutorial now?!!"
The "Great Crow God" who almost blurted out later was suppressed in his heart, what to do, when he thought that his junior was the Master Crow that he had liked for several years, he immediately started to get bloody again! ! !And these days, the other party has not acted abnormally out of bounds, and the bed is also sleeping in its own place, except for the other party's occasional intimate gestures, it seems that they have returned to their previous friendship! ! !This made Gu Xi's vigilance lowered a lot. He who didn't understand what it means to cook a frog gently is now slowly retreating step by step without any resistance.
"No, I'm currently live broadcasting, but I forgot about it after the senior came back." Wei Yanjing smiled apologetically, "Sorry, senior, I seem to have forgotten to turn off the mute before."
Hearing this, Gu Xi quickly took out her phone in a cold sweat, and the information she was particularly concerned about had indeed jumped out a long time ago! ! !It's just because he chatted with Xu Wei before and didn't notice this at all! ! ! ! !After connecting to the wifi, he opened the live broadcast room tremblingly, and it exploded like a Mentos dropped into a cola! ! !With a lot of information, he is a little afraid to face the Two-dimensional world he is familiar with! ! ! !
"Fuck, shit, shit!!!! What happened today!! After confirming that the Great God of Crows is a male god, MD didn't expect to hear such amazing news!!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━ ┻"
“日日日日日日日日日!!!啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!男神不仅有着男神一般让耳朵怀孕的声音,居然还有男朋友了!!我的重点It doesn't seem right, but it doesn't matter anymore!!! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”
"Who is stealing my male god!!! MD, senior or something!!! You guys keep talking about whether it is the next year or the first year!!! If you have the ability to turn on the microphone, don't mute it!!(╯‵□ ′)╯︵┻━┻”
"So excited, so excited!!! But God Skull Crow, you are mentally derailed! Where is the mad dog?! Isn't the mad dog here!!! Hurry up, the God Skull Crow who said he likes you at the beginning is already a famous grass in NTR I have an owner!!! I'm sorry for the audience if I don't come here!!! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”
"A sailor sunspot calling a mad dog!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"
"You guys are so annoying!! The formation that flipped the table can be dispersed!!! (#.O′)"
"Upstairs, the cult has broken its lineup, and the Skeletal Crow God is asking for a burst of photos!!!! And whether it is the first year or the next year!! This is really important!! Say it three times!! However, I firmly stand under the leadership of the Great God, and come to fight against the will!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”
"I'll go upstairs!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"
Gu Xi was completely petrified and cracked, and she dug the corner of her own wall or something in her lifetime. This taste is the same as eating Xuanmai and I can't stop it...
My online ID name is indeed Skull Crow, what's wrong...
My online ID name is indeed Skeletal Crow...
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊,顾傒现在的心情特别复杂、五味杂陈,现在这种情况太狗血套路了吧喂,他都不知道应该从哪里吐槽了。This kind of secret love god is by my side, and I don't know what to confess to my face, it's so shameful! !It would be great if time could go back (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻...
"Cough cough!! Hmph, if some students are not feeling well, don't hold on to it. Please take time off and go back to rest. If there is nothing wrong with your health, just be more serious."
Mr. Liu looked at a certain guy on the seat who was steaming with eyes buried in his head, shy and coquettish, and looked at a guy who was about to reach the boiling point of his body.Isn't it just to let him take over the class? Now it's good, the smiling fox who made him feel uncomfortable has returned to his obedient student.Hehe, he knew that in the end, that idiot Gu Xi would compromise! !
That's why he objected so strongly at the beginning. It was really hard to swallow the tone of being tricked by his wife and the enemy together.Although he knew it was a trap, he had become a habit of spoiling his wife unconditionally for decades.
"Hey……"
Elder Liu sighed silently, and his fingers that were clenched on the spine of the book loosened a little.His poison, my honey.Zi Feiyu knows the joy of fish...
He doesn't understand the thoughts of young people now. Although he thinks that he, an advanced scholar of modern sociology, can still keep up with the trend of society, as a scholar, he has not even thought about the fact that his daughter married and left him until now. I didn't even think about it, the old man is actually old already.The only time my wife and I blushed was because of this incident. I was opposed to it, but my wife strongly supported it. I said a lot of harsh words at the time, and finally refused to attend because I didn’t receive the wedding invitation.What kind of thing is it to watch a video taken by my wife for my daughter's wedding...
Calculate how long Minmin has not come back, it has been more than a year, but the young couple brought their grandson back to see it the year before last, but after the New Year's Eve dinner, they traveled around by plane again.The life is so chic and neat, the grandson can't even speak a word of Chinese, every time I want to get closer, I hide behind Minmin, my daughter thinks that she is angry, and she will change the way to keep the grandson away from her sight.After all the calculations, I said less than three sentences to myself.Hello, goodbye and happy new year...
A widowed old man like myself can really choose to go to a good nursing home with his wife in the future. No matter how well educated the husband and wife raise their daughter, what about me and my wife who are helpless and support each other all over the world? Like the elderly left behind.Now, the same is true of the gentle and hard-working student I finally fell in love with. I am obviously doing it for the sake of Gu Xi. His old man has eaten more salt than he has walked. Why does he not understand? Why does history always repeat itself like this? !
At that time, he was only in his 40s, and when he felt uncomfortable and excited, he really felt that he had raised a daughter for nothing.Even his grandson taught him not to recognize his grandfather. No matter how bad his English was, he would never forget the word grandpa, but he never heard his grandson call him once.Just like that, those old buddies of his still envy his grandchildren surrounded by him, unlike their sons and daughters who are independent in thinking, and every family has hard-to-recite scriptures, so he doesn't want to participate in the tragedy competition.
He also knew that his old-fashioned thinking was naive and machismo, and all the knowledge he had learned and researched was thrown into the gutter.So, he should continue to raise cats, thanks to the fact that the cattery didn’t clean up Peanut, even if Peanut is gone after the [-]th or [-]th, there are still his children to accompany him and his wife, his little princesses...
Mr. Liu raised the frame of the mirror, his expression became more and more serious, and the students who are usually a little rough in the classroom can understand this atmosphere and shut up obediently, and be a good student who is as quiet as a chicken.Only a student with facial paralysis who was still in his own delusions was still steaming, and the roots of his ears were so hot and red that they were about to bleed.
"Hey, put away your embarrassingly distorted expression, don't you see the boss looking like he's about to come?"
Xu Wei, who was sitting beside Gu Xi, bumped Gu Xi's elbow in complete disbelief. He didn't know why this guy who was so good at micromanagement in games looked so dull and stupid in real life.The saying that people should not be judged by their appearance really deserves its reputation.
"ah?!!……"
Gu Xi came back to his senses and was stunned for a while. Since when is someone willing to be his deskmate in this exclusive single seat for him? ! !And it turned out to be Xu Wei, whom he had failed to strike up and make friends with before. Was it a lucky turn of events recently? !
But after hearing the words, Gu Xi still listened to the persuasion and began to attend the class honestly.As Xu Wei said, his family's usually amiable Mr. Liu actually gave a sullen and lonely face to give lectures. Gu Xi was a little worried. He had never seen Mr. Liu so depressed, as if he suddenly aged several years.The most frightening thing is that Mr. Liu of his family didn't summon him to help him today. This is unscientific! !Could it be that the old man is angry? ?Angry yourself for not being obedient?
Gu Xi's mood also changed from being excited after knowing the identity of the Great Crow God to being worried. Unlike the serious and harsh teachers he met since he was a child, who treated him like his parents, Mr. Liu has always been like an old urchin Humorous and rascal, it makes people feel very close, and the teacher's wife is also very gentle and patient with herself.All his life, he has felt that the elders' tenderness almost comes from the second elders, not as polite and distant as the relatives on the father's side, nor as harsh and aggressive as the relatives on the mother's side, nor is it uncomfortable to speak like the relatives on the stepmother's side .
But before the end of the get out of class, I was pulled by Xu Wei to ask about the competition before I walked up to my boss, and Mr. Liu surrounded some students. Before Gu Xi had time to ask, she was pushed aside by a pink bag. In the past few days, I have been relieved that my waist was hit by the corner of the table.With such pain, I feel that there must be a small bruise on the side of my waist.
"Hehe, I'm sorry Gu Xi, I didn't see you just now, are you okay. I've been a little sick recently, and I feel groggy..."
Cui Xiyue touched her cheek with her index finger embarrassingly. She looked like a small bird and was very weak. Her eyes with colored contact lenses were wide open, like a wet deer.If it weren't for the fact that the whites of her eyes were covered with bloodshot eyes, which was a bit scary, she would indeed be a girl with a beautiful and soft face like an internet celebrity.
If Gu Xi didn't feel such a strong pushing force, maybe he really believed that the other party didn't do it on purpose.Gu Xi didn't feel that she had offended this female classmate, but felt that she seemed to have helped this girl with a lot of chores that she should do.Although he is not good at communication and rejection, but he is not his sister, so there is no need to enshrine this ignorant girl.What's more, day and night I look at the junior high school boy's sky-defying good looks, a girl of this level can't even match a finger of the junior high school god! !
"It's okay, but please pay attention next time. The boss also said in class that if you don't feel well, ask for leave. Don't push yourself."
Gu Xi felt a little irritable, and she no longer stuttered.Although he still had an impression of the other person's face, he couldn't remember the name of this girl who had almost no intersection with him.It’s really a bit embarrassing to say it, he didn’t remember all the students in the class, but he remembered the name of the list in the comparison of the whole class and the student number, but especially the girls and some male compatriots who wanted to skip class. No face has been matched with anyone.
Even when I knew Xu Wei, it was only because I went to the e-sports competition that I completely matched his face with his name. Could it be that he is also face blind besides facial paralysis? ! ! !He didn't have any friends before, and he never noticed such a small thing! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ "Hehe, I will, thank you for your concern..."
Cui Xiyue recently carefully manicured Dan Kou, who had a diamond-studded manicure, and pierced her palm fiercely. She didn't expect that she would put down her figure like this, and she didn't compliment and worry about herself like other men.
But compared to this, Cui Xiyue wanted to grit her teeth and ask this ghost-like gloomy guy who made her vomit, why did she appear as a substitute teacher at the M Academy of Fine Arts that day? ! !Why is Wei Yanjing eager to get rid of their admirers and chase him after class? ! !Why did Wei Yanjing live in the same dormitory with Gu Xi? ! !What do they have to do with each other? ! !
It's true that both parties are men, but as an excellent writer, she instinctively felt that something was wrong! ! !And why would such an excellent and handsome man as Wei Yanjing get close to that kind of idiot who only knows how to read? As the woman who thinks she knows Wei Yanjing best, she has never seen Wei Yanjing's kindness before! !It is completely different from Wei Yanjing's so-called friend treatment that she is familiar with. The kind of smile that seems close and gentle is actually distant and polite. It is different from the false warmth that is on the surface, as if the ice of a glacier is melting, and it is finally revealed. A corner of the heart...
"Cui Xiyue, what do you, a woman with a boyfriend and countless spare tires, want to do to Gu Xi?!! Gu Xi is not interested in being your silly spare tires, and we two brothers have to go to an Internet cafe to cheat! What's the matter?" Hold on to the nonsense!!"
Xu Wei has disliked this woman for a long time, but he used to disdain to talk to her based on the bottom line of not breaking water and not bullying women.But when I thought about being threatened by the woman I looked down on last time, and how frightfully cowardly I was, thinking about it made me feel regretful and angry! !
"I'm not feeling well, so I'll go to the infirmary first. Tomorrow, Gu Xi, I want to talk to you alone~ Of course, I have always been single, and I have always hoped that a good boy like Gu Xi would like me..."
Cui Xiyue tried hard to take a deep breath to suppress the shrew's instinct of cursing, and forced her to show a sweet smile.If it was posted on an online forum or post bar, she would definitely change the IP and scold his ancestors for eighteen generations! !Calm down, she's just here to inquire about the relationship between Gu Xi and Wei Yanjing, if they are good friends, she can also use Gu Xi as a stepping stone to walk into the heart of the male god she's longed for! ! !
This is a rare opportunity and she doesn't want to miss it!If she had already kissed Wei Yanjing and me, she would not care about those spare tires! !She is indeed able to maintain a clean and cold appearance, but how can she endure that a woman as outstanding as her has no suitors? Who doesn't want to find a spare tire in these days so that there is a way out? ! ! !
Cui Xiyue looked at Xu Wei pulling away the silly Gu Xi with cold eyes, and mistakenly thought that she had already won Gu Xi with her smile and clear hints, and she sneered coldly at Xu Wei for wasting his time, like Gu Xi did not show affection to girls It's not easy to capture a good man, as long as you give me a little smile and ambiguous words, I will take the initiative to post it.
"Don't worry about that bastard, you really think of yourself as a goddess! That woman has been famous for a long time when I was a freshman!" Xu Wei showed an exaggerated and funny smile, took out a cigarette skillfully, lit it, and took a puff. "Why do you think that woman's spare tires are so willing to be spare tires?!"
"..." Gu Xi looked at the old smoker who pulled him away speechlessly. He really wanted to say that he was not interested at all, and he didn't even remember the other party's name at all.However, it seems that gossip together is also a way to bring each other closer as friends, so he could only silently ask, "Why?"
"Because those people are waiting for the opportunity to take advantage!! Otherwise, do you really think there are such innocent men who know that they are spare tires and are so slut?!" Xu Wei laughed twice, shook his cigarette butt, "Forget about that disgusting woman, how was the game?! Do you need my help?"
"Uh, the competition. I was not in a good mood because my teammates had something to do in those few days. A friend helped me find someone to replace me, but... well, I was eliminated because of my absence."
Gu Xi squeezed her fingers, feeling a little guilty. She said so swearingly before, and organized Qin Jin, Wei Yanjing and others to accompany her to the competition, and it was herself who finally made the elimination of the competition terminated.It's better not to participate in the competition, so that Xu Wei's team will not be eliminated by his own team.
"..." Xu Wei flicked the cigarette in his finger with a speechless expression, and finally laughed again, "Although this sentence may hurt you a bit, but it really feels like revenge!! Mom Yes, remembering that at the end of the game, you were so goddamn rebellious with a trace of blood, I was still in a little bit of a dark mood, but now I feel very comfortable!"
"...It's okay, I think so too." What the hell can he say, the person who insisted on "doing" at the beginning was himself, no matter how hard it is, he still has to live with a smile QAQ!
"However, your personality has become a lot more cheerful recently! In the past, if someone said a few words to you, you would always have a depressed face, as if someone owed you a huge sum of money. You should have said as much as you do now. You are active when you speak, the anal sentence you just had with Cui Xiyue is very good! You don’t even stutter anymore!!”
Xu Wei happily patted Gu Xi on the shoulder, and even hugged each other and walked side by side.Looking carefully at this new friend, he is not so gloomy at a closer look, the eyes are eyes and eyebrows are eyebrows, quite delicate and attractive.It seems that this friend is a good friend, at least he looks more comfortable than the greasy fat man in his dormitory. Xu Wei glanced at the crimson ears, and felt more and more that this is a little lamb pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Why did I feel that he was a black-faced emissary at the beginning! !
"Fuck!! Wait!!! The back of your neck!!! You're so good, boy!! So many strawberries have been planted by someone! You can't find them unless you look closely!! No wonder your face looks so moist recently A lot!! Traitors! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”
Xu Wei almost pulled up Gu Xi's collar excitedly, what the hell, he said how this nerdy yumu brain has opened up and can communicate with people! !The relationship is so special that I have a passionate, wild and active girlfriend! ! !Don't talk about human nature! !If it were him, he would be willing to give up the e-sports online game prodigal son and turn around! ! !
I have been single for so many years, and I haven't even signed a girl's little hand. He always holds his left hand and his right hand. I didn't expect that a dead-faced paralyzed girl who seemed destined to be alone could show love to a girl who is so active and strong in control. Think about it Crystal tears flowed from his eyes...
"strawberry?!!"
After returning to the dormitory, when Gu Xi saw Wei Yanjing, she immediately understood what kind of strawberry it was! !As an old driver, he was ashamed, and he didn't realize that Xu Wei meant "strawberry" in this way! ! !This makes him how to explain to Xu Wei in the future! ! !All this should be the fault of the culprit Harvest! !When did you kiss him, obviously he didn't even before going to bed...
"What's the matter with the strawberries?" Wei Yanjing approached with a smile and kissed Gu Xi on the cheek, but was greeted with a hard punch, "Ah, I was discovered by someone, obviously the planting is very shallow. Actually, there are still strawberries. I want to plant something deeper."
Gu Xi couldn't help but poke her temple angrily, "But I was completely misunderstood by my classmates!!! Before saying goodbye, that guy kept asking my so-called enthusiastic and proactive "girlfriend" to help him find a girlfriend too!! ! I'm going crazy!!"
"The senior doesn't have a girlfriend, but he does have a boyfriend." Wei Yanjing hugged Gu Xi, who was not consciously acting coquettishly, and rubbed his chin gently on his forehead, his eyes darkened and he smiled, and the corners of his lips slightly raised, "M Academy of Fine Arts has many Boyfriends for him to choose, as long as he wants to have one."
"...Student, you should forget what I just said."
Gu Xi silently lit the wax for Xu Wei, and pulled out the FLAG that he set up.Looking over Wei Yanjing's shoulder, it seems that he is drawing, but why is there a more advanced-looking Mai Li beside him.
"Are you recording a video tutorial now?!!"
The "Great Crow God" who almost blurted out later was suppressed in his heart, what to do, when he thought that his junior was the Master Crow that he had liked for several years, he immediately started to get bloody again! ! !And these days, the other party has not acted abnormally out of bounds, and the bed is also sleeping in its own place, except for the other party's occasional intimate gestures, it seems that they have returned to their previous friendship! ! !This made Gu Xi's vigilance lowered a lot. He who didn't understand what it means to cook a frog gently is now slowly retreating step by step without any resistance.
"No, I'm currently live broadcasting, but I forgot about it after the senior came back." Wei Yanjing smiled apologetically, "Sorry, senior, I seem to have forgotten to turn off the mute before."
Hearing this, Gu Xi quickly took out her phone in a cold sweat, and the information she was particularly concerned about had indeed jumped out a long time ago! ! !It's just because he chatted with Xu Wei before and didn't notice this at all! ! ! ! !After connecting to the wifi, he opened the live broadcast room tremblingly, and it exploded like a Mentos dropped into a cola! ! !With a lot of information, he is a little afraid to face the Two-dimensional world he is familiar with! ! ! !
"Fuck, shit, shit!!!! What happened today!! After confirming that the Great God of Crows is a male god, MD didn't expect to hear such amazing news!!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━ ┻"
“日日日日日日日日日!!!啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!男神不仅有着男神一般让耳朵怀孕的声音,居然还有男朋友了!!我的重点It doesn't seem right, but it doesn't matter anymore!!! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”
"Who is stealing my male god!!! MD, senior or something!!! You guys keep talking about whether it is the next year or the first year!!! If you have the ability to turn on the microphone, don't mute it!!(╯‵□ ′)╯︵┻━┻”
"So excited, so excited!!! But God Skull Crow, you are mentally derailed! Where is the mad dog?! Isn't the mad dog here!!! Hurry up, the God Skull Crow who said he likes you at the beginning is already a famous grass in NTR I have an owner!!! I'm sorry for the audience if I don't come here!!! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”
"A sailor sunspot calling a mad dog!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"
"You guys are so annoying!! The formation that flipped the table can be dispersed!!! (#.O′)"
"Upstairs, the cult has broken its lineup, and the Skeletal Crow God is asking for a burst of photos!!!! And whether it is the first year or the next year!! This is really important!! Say it three times!! However, I firmly stand under the leadership of the Great God, and come to fight against the will!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”
"I'll go upstairs!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"
Gu Xi was completely petrified and cracked, and she dug the corner of her own wall or something in her lifetime. This taste is the same as eating Xuanmai and I can't stop it...
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