What should I do if I like it and get blocked by the god?

Human desire is indeed the biggest obstacle on the road of life.There is still a certain necessity to preserve the laws of nature and destroy human desires. Sometimes it is really necessary to extinguish the fire under the body, especially the strange creatures like men who are most prone to misfires...

It was three poles high in the sun, the sun was terribly dazzling, and the thin quilt was so warm.Gu Xi raised her hand to block the dazzling light, her eyelids were so thick that she couldn't lift them up, and the bruises in front of her eyes showed the extremely poor quality of sleep last night, her whole body seemed to be dismantled and reassembled at random In general, it is extremely uncomfortable.

Trying to open my eyes, the mobile phone next to the pillow has long since run out of power, and the black screen is cold.Gu Xi tried hard to ignore the person behind him who surrounded him, but no matter how he ignored it, the smell of alcohol on the other person's body and the sound of breathing past his ears reminded him of the unexpected situation last night all the time Not an imaginary nightmare at all! ! !

Gu Xi suddenly opened his eyes wide, he remembered! ! !Last night, the culprit who hugged me behind me kissed me forcefully. It was an intense and passionate French tongue kiss. The two people exchanged and swallowed indescribable liquid, and then my earlobe seemed to be covered by the little boy behind me. The beast licked it lightly, and he couldn't remember what happened after that! ! !God, he completely forgot the most important part. Do you want to go to the toilet to check your physical condition? ! ! !

Once recalling the complete memory, Gu Xi's face was as pale as petrified cracks, his first kiss, his innocent virgin heart, his innocent and helpless five-fingered girl...

Although in Two-dimensional he often calls each other the name "gay" with the guys in the group or Weibo, making such indifferent jokes, but when he thinks that he may be forced to become a gay man The situation, Gu Xi's heart almost collapsed! !Gu Xi smiled wryly, he was kissed forcibly, and he didn't feel particularly disgusted in his heart...

Don't say he is not gay, even if he is in his heart.It's just that a dog likes Wei Yanjing's face, he is grateful for his gentle and considerate character, and he even likes the other party's occasional domineering and coquettish appearance.However, it's wrong to like to be tempted. If his strict parents find out, they will definitely break his dog's legs and goug his dog's eyes...

These are nothing, but the most frightening thing is that later on, the parents will say that they are ashamed and an eyesore, and that they will ruin the face of the Gu family, and that they will no longer be a good and obedient child in the eyes of their parents.At that time, parents will give up on themselves completely like those adults around them who give up their shameful and bastard children.After all, the father can still have a good baby with the mother who has a blood bond with them. After all, the national policy has been relaxed a lot recently...

However, I may also think too much, and my elementary school brother may also be like me, going crazy with alcohol and mistaking myself for someone else.Gu Xi patted her face, a little pain stimulated herself to wake up a bit.I am already an adult, why am I always so naive, I still yearn for the attention of my parents in my heart, obviously I will be a parent after I get married and have children in a few years, it is really strange, why did I suddenly cry, I have grown up...

Gu Xi secretly wiped away the falling drops of water, and slightly closed her eyes to let the water marks in her eye sockets flow back.

A few minutes later, a certain house who had completely calmed down and regained facial paralysis slowly broke free from Wei Yanjing's shackles like a clumsy caterpillar. Gu Xi still couldn't help her evil hands and grabbed the other's earlobe fiercely. Let you suck and bite until the white earlobe of the sleeping person is completely congested and red.

Gu Xi hid the panic and palpitations in her eyes, and walked slowly to the toilet with her change of clothes in her arms.Fortunately, what he was afraid of didn't happen. It was probably because the two of them were so tired that they fell asleep after the passionate kiss last night, so his clothes were just wrinkled and his pants slipped a little, which almost scared him! !I'm afraid that after being like that, there will be such and such horrible memories, and even some serious ones will have to be admitted to the hospital for treatment? ! !

After taking a shower, Gu Xi wiped her hair that was still dripping, and looked at the charging phone, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon.Breakfast and lunch have been perfectly missed, no wonder he was so hungry that he was "cuckling".His eyes flickered a few times, but Gu Xi still gave up his plan to go to the school commercial street for dinner. He had been hungover twice before, and every time he got up, it was Wei Yanjing who cooked porridge for him and made light and refreshing side dishes.

Now, Wei Yanjing was drunk and fell asleep on his bed. Although Gu Xi didn't want to see Wei Yanjing again in the near future, she thought about how many times she owed him favors.Cannibal's mouth is short and his hands are soft, so he had to compromise a little.Wei Yanjing also taught him a lot of cooking skills. There is nothing wrong with cooking clear porridge, but you just need to be careful not to overflow the porridge. The rest of the trouble is the dishes...

Gu Xi glanced at the vegetables and fruits in the basket, and then glanced at the culprit lying on his bed completely stretched out and falling asleep wantonly.Well, he had to admit, there was one more big problem.That's how to throw this large humanoid cargo on the bed next door that belongs to each other.

Wei Yanjing woke up and opened his eyes. Gu Xi, who was wearing a blue plaid apron, was clumsily and slowly peeling the potatoes in his hand, for fear of being scratched by the sharp scraper.Just finished skinning half of the potatoes, the porridge in the casserole next to it was boiling again and lifted the lid, a certain first-time cook with a faceless face frantically uncovered the lid and turned off the fire.Because of too much panic and too much force, the round potatoes on the cutting board were knocked off again, so I had to pick them up from the ground and rinse them again.

Touching the scarred lower lip, Wei Yanjing smiled, he remembered clearly what he did last night while the night was dark and windy.However, he no longer wanted to restrain and suppress, the beast named "Desire" in his heart could no longer restrain himself, and just wanted to indulge in giving and taking. However, at the last critical moment, he recovered and restrained himself.The rusty-sweet taste of his lower lip also made him feel his own impulsiveness, and he might also let the prey in the hunting trap hurt himself and escape, but he didn't want such a result.

Unexpectedly, when he woke up from the alternation of nightmares and sweet dreams, the senior who was as timid as a hedgehog who dared not step out of his small circle was clumsily cooking porridge for him.He didn't escape as he imagined, maybe he would flee to Professor Liu to complain, or seek shelter under the wings of Zhao Yunxi and Xiao Yuyi. Capture the escaped prey.

However, the result was beyond his expectation.Perhaps, the senior had also had a strange feeling for himself in his heart, and it may not be true...

Wei Yanjing turned on her mobile phone and secretly took several pictures of the other party cooking in a mess, with a happy and peaceful smile hanging from the corner of her mouth.This dormitory is warm and peaceful, with only the bright sunshine, the sound of chopping vegetables, and him and the senior, as if the two are like a couple living together.Or it could be said that the doves occupy the magpie's nest and occupy the mad dog's dragon's lair...

Under the sun, the long and curled eyelashes like feathers cast a shadow under his eyes, Wei Yanjing couldn't help laughing when he thought of his nickname, mad dog and dragon, maybe it's a good match by accident.He thought that after going through so many things, he no longer had any expectations for "home".Opened the text message and took a look at the text message sent by Wei Yan, showing off to him that she made a lot of money from part-time jobs, and can buy a lot of small skirts, so she doesn't need to borrow money from him to get angry and revenge text messages.

Wei Yanjing smiled, his younger sister has grown up too, and he doesn't need to work hard to guard her with restraint and hostility. Their brother and sister have completely escaped from all the dark claws. He will be manipulated and manipulated as he was when he was a child, and he will give it back to the other party a hundred times for him to enjoy.

"Senior, potatoes are not cut like this."

At some point, Wei Yanjing had already quietly stood behind Gu Xi, ignoring Gu Xi's instantly stiff and livid face, surrounded Gu Xi from behind, and skillfully covered the already stiff and bewildered opponent's hands with both hands , Taught patiently and meticulously.

"Yes, first lay the potatoes flat like this, cut them into two pieces, then stand them up and cut them into thicker slices..."

"This, like this?..."

Gu Xi glanced at Wei Yanjing, and found that the other party was completely awake, and there seemed to be no memory of kissing her after drinking madly last night.Gu Xi relaxed a little in his heart. If Wei Yanjing remembered it, wouldn't the two of them explode in embarrassment? Fortunately, he didn't think of it.

However, he didn't know what reason he used to refuse such intimate physical contact.In the past, it's not like Wei Yanjing didn't teach her hands-on like this. Now that she stopped, she felt that the two men had too much contact and felt weird. It would definitely attract the other party's attention. Maybe it would become an opportunity to remind the other party of the tongue kiss last night. ? ! ! !

"Well, the senior's cooking is great, and the porridge is also very fragrant, so fragrant that I woke up hungry."

"It's not as delicious as yours. If you have a girlfriend in the future, she must be very happy. Many beautiful soft girls are foodies. I guarantee that you can catch up with them at will."

Gu Xi hurriedly brought the topic up to the girl, although he didn't know if the elementary school boy was gay or not, but it would be great if the elementary school boy could have a girlfriend! ! !At least, he doesn't have to be afraid that one day late at night, his most precious virginity dedicated to his sister will disappear! ! !If conditions permit, he would like to have a girlfriend by himself to soothe his wounded heart! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ looked up, Wei Yanjing's coquettish smile almost didn't make the one who was trying to cook for the first time accidentally cut his nails, strangely, his heartbeat just sped up a little bit.

"It seems that the senior can't remember, then I will let the senior remember..."

Wei Yanjing covered Gu Xi's back like a big leopard ready to go, and ruthlessly pushed a certain stiff dead house to the front, pinched his jaw and kissed it again, until he was caught by the red-eyed Gu Xi. Xi violently pushed against the edge of the cabinet.

"Wei Yanjing, what are you, what are you doing?! There must be a bottom line when joking. Although I'm not very good at interacting with people, but..." Gu Xi didn't expect that the other party would do such an overstepping thing to herself when she was sober. They were all red with anger, their hands were clenched, and their whole body was trembling.

"What am I doing……"

When Wei Yanjing thought that the other party wanted to push herself to other people just now, her calm heart became irritable, like a bottomless pit in the middle of a whirlpool.The scar on his lower lip was bitten by the other party again, but the deliciousness and sweetness made him drunk...

"I'm here, pursuing the senior."