What should I do if I like it and get blocked by the god?

(One)

In the vast Asda forest, there are many different races, but no human dares to live in this forest.

On the edge of the forest lived a group of dwarves who liked to steal people's money. They were good at digging holes, and they were even better at sneaking into the depths of the ground to steal the treasures of the rich in the city. Some of the stolen wealth was handed over to the tribe, and some were kept by themselves. .

Although they are annoying, the dwarves never steal money from poor people, and they are not so annoying to ordinary people in the city.They even felt that the dwarves brought them joy. After all, it was very interesting to see the high-spirited, greasy-faced city lord slumped in the muddy ground, dripping with tears...

In the center of the forest there lived a group of beautiful elves. Where there were valleys and streams were their territory, once foreigners invaded the territory unintentionally, they would be ruthlessly chased and killed by bows and arrows blessed by the power of moonlight.

Although every elf is beautiful and charming, and the top people who control power in some countries are very excited, and even hire mercenaries at high prices to hunt elves, but the elves who are born with pride would rather commit suicide and turn into mud than be polluted unbearable human touch.

In the depths of the Asda forest, there is a barren swamp, with an army of undead that makes everyone terrified, no race dares to easily step into the swamp territory of the undead.Whether it is hardworking dwarves or proud elves, they all bypass the undead. Fortunately, the undead usually only appear on moonlit nights, so they avoid too much contact.

However, in such an environment with complex race relations, there is only one guy who can dominate the entire Asda forest, and that is the one who lives in the highest cliff cave in the forest-the golden-eyed dragon.

Not to mention that the short and timid dwarves are afraid of him, even the elves are no match.The bow and arrow blessed by the Moonlight Goddess can't penetrate the solid diamond-like dragon scales at all. A dragon's breath can blow down all the trees that hide their figures and break them, while the undead are still alive by the scorching fire. lost his life.

The different races in the forest are terrified of this sleepy but profitable giant dragon, and they are all praying for this giant dragon to sleep for hundreds of years...

Unfortunately, however, this dragon seems to like to wander around and look at the scenery in its spare time.It doesn't matter this wandering around, but it made all the dwarves vigilant! ! ! !

——The jewels and gold coins in their collection are about to usher in a catastrophe! ! ! !

Everyone knows that dwarves like to steal other people's wealth and store it in underground castles, but everyone also knows that dragons like to plunder all the treasures they fancy! !

Unsurprisingly, the underground castle was not only destroyed, but also the treasures hidden in different caves were looted, at least two-thirds of the treasure collection was missing! ! !

Elder Liu, the patriarch of the earth dwarves, rang the alarm bell and recalled all the grown earth dwarves.They finally decided to let the dwarf named Gu Xi as a warrior to conquer this hateful and hateful dragon and take back their treasures! !

"Good boy, you are brave and resourceful. When you heard about the conquest of the dragon, you were the only one with a calm expression on your face. You must have a plan." Mr. Liu stroked his long beard and patted Gu Xi's shoulder in relief. Appreciate it.

A certain dwarf with a paralyzed face who pinned on the brave sapphire badge inexplicably burst into tears of blood in his heart! !

etc! !Old patriarch, you forgot that I have facial paralysis! ! ! !

(two)

After the dwarves in the clan rewarded Gu Xi with a barely usable steel sword, a bag of food, and a tattered flag, they drove this unpopular dwarf out of the territory.

A certain dwarf with a paralyzed face holding all his belongings and a rusty and broken steel sword was crying hot tears in his heart, and he obviously hadn't agreed yet.Moreover, he is clearly a warrior...

However, I am already homeless, if I cannot slay the dragon successfully...

Gu Xi raised her small head and looked at the big tree towering into the sky, and sighed weakly.

However, fortunately, the three rabbits and the three caves, those nasty guys didn't let me go home to take away my property, but they didn't even want to get a penny of myself! !I had already secretly hidden the jewels I had saved under the big banyan tree closest to the border of the elves!

Heh heh, no matter how hard they dig the ground, it is impossible to find the little treasure hidden in their own hands!Before those guys found out that they had transferred their property, they quickly ran with their jewels under the banyan tree to find a beautiful place to settle down.

Dragon Slayer? ! !What a joke! !

A fool will go to a dwarf! !It's like a mantis' arm is like a car, hitting a stone with an egg! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Gu Xi with a gloomy face, skillfully digging down the tunnel, this is the road, and it will take more than ten minutes to get there!! Walking on the surface of the ground is too dangerous Yes!! The tunnel dug by yourself is the safest!!

Dig and dig! !You will be able to dig under the big banyan tree where you hide your treasure in no time! !After getting his own private money, he ran to a beautiful and safe place to settle down, found a beautiful wife, and then... the paralyzed and dark face softened a little, and he began to hum a little bit brokenly in his mouth. song.

Unexpectedly, when digging upwards to get out of the hole, the hole suddenly collapsed! !

This kind of situation has never happened to the earth dwarves. They understand the underground world and the structure of the soil layer better, and the burrows they dig are absolutely safe and reliable.unless! !There are external factors! !

"Boom!——"

"Okay, it hurts..."

Obviously he hadn't climbed out of the cave yet, maybe it was because he tripped over the mud and stones under his feet, the little dwarf with a paralyzed face staggered, fell down on his stomach without standing firmly, and fell to the ground on a certain slender and warm body. thing.

"You, what are you?" The gentle voice was like the strings of a zither, full of magnetism but pleasant to the ear, and the pleasant ending was deeply rooted in people's hearts.

It's really rude, your body shape shows everything, okay? !The voice was nice and I didn't intend to forgive, Gu Xi turned her face sideways and sneezed several times, the dust was really too big.

Besides, I am the most dexterous earth dwarves in digging holes and handicrafts! !It's the current situation, my whole body is covered in collapsed mud, and my image is very bad.This made his already unsociable mouth tighter, but he kept complaining in his heart...

Gu Xi raised his head in dissatisfaction, but he was stunned by this glimpse! ! !

Long hair as soft and moist as black silk flutters gently in the cool breeze, beautiful golden pupils as pure as gold glisten in the sun, fair and lustrous skin is astonishingly beautiful, and the gorgeous and complicated robe is stained with black mud .It is astonishingly beautiful! !It was much more beautiful than the elves that Gu Xi had secretly glanced at.The voice is even more beautiful than those weak and charming sharks! !

This beautiful woman seems to have accidentally stepped into a hole dug by a dwarf...

But this dwarf with a paralyzed face and a dark face fell on the lap of this big beauty! ! !The dirty hand digging the hole is grabbing the opponent's white trousers and not letting go...

What a shame! ! !Gu Xi's gloomy face involuntarily turned a layer of blush, and a thin layer of sweat emerged from her neck nervously.As a dwarf with super face control and voice control, Gu Xi reluctantly let go of her dirty paws, and took out a towel from the package to wipe her dirty hands clean.

"Holding, I'm sorry, I caused you to stumble. I, I am a dwarf living in the outer forest..."

Gu Xi panicked and timidly handed over to this beauty who was taller and more beautiful than her, a champagne embroidered with gold silk that she cherished most. After seeing the beauty accepting it with a smile, she nervously and awkwardly squeezed her own brown cotton linen corner of the clothes.From the corner of his eyes, he couldn't help but glance at this holy beauty who seemed to be emitting holy light.

"Earth dwarves..."

Wei Yanjing narrowed his eyes, remembering that his recent looting of wealth seemed to include the money of this race.There are quite a few good treasures worth collecting, but it is a pity that the most precious underground tree of the legendary dwarves has not been found.

"I, my name is Gu Xi, what about you?"

Gu Xi stammered and mustered up the courage to strike up a conversation. He really had never seen anyone prettier than this beauty in front of him! ! !It would be nice to have a word with such a person.Although there are dangers everywhere in the forest, this person must be a good person because he looks so kind and beautiful...

Looking into the scorching and sincere eyes of a certain little guy with facial paralysis, Wei Yanjing gently stroked the other's hair, like a small and cute doll.

"My name is Julong (Giant Dragon). Hello, are you digging something?"

Wei Yanjing changed his identity as a giant dragon and made up a random name, but the corners of his smiling lips were a bit more calculating.

The low dwarf dug a hole towards this place, which meant that there was something worth digging for this stupid, stupid dwarf, and this thing must also satisfy him.I didn't expect that I could meet good things just by finding a place to bask in the sun.However, speaking of those guys in the forest, don’t they all have his portraits? Why is it that this stupid guy looks like he’s going to drool when he looks at him...

"Under the tree, there is, there is my private money hidden here..." Gu Xi thought of the fact that she was expelled from her home, and she was also a little troubled. After scratching her head, she could only sigh, and the slight complaint quickly melted into the wind. "Who wants to slay a dragon and become a warrior, the dragon is so powerful, why don't you run away and find a wife to live with..."

A certain dragon with sharp eyes and ears was stunned by this small sentence! !It never occurred to him that this little guy who was only as tall as his knees was actually a dragon slaying warrior sent by the dwarves to attack him. What to do, it was already very difficult to hold back the laughter.

Sitting under the banyan tree with one knee bent, Wei Yanjing watched some unsuspecting low-faced man busily digging out his private money, just as the mantis, cicada and oriole were running away with jewels behind him. Unexpectedly, the stammering dwarf in front of him dedicated the jewels to him.

"That, that!!" The dwarf stuttered with excitement, his ears were so red that they seemed to be on fire, "Master Julong, this, this is my wife's book, that, that..."

Wei Yanjing smiled even brighter, as if he had been confessed as a woman by an ignorant and fearless dwarf.But recalling the "slaying dragon" words that this funny little guy had muttered before, Wei Yanjing narrowed his eyes, and suddenly thought of an interesting game...

"I understand."

Wei Yanjing's smile was more holy than that of a lily, and the heart of a certain little dwarf who hadn't seen deeply was shaking, and the heartbeat was so deafening that it was about to burst the eardrums! !

Their dwarves are very dedicated, and they only live for one partner in their life. He will definitely work hard to make Julong girl live a richer and better life! !Gu Xi hurriedly found the pair of precious rings from the small vault dug out. The diamond rings were dotted with broken diamonds and blue gemstones. They were dazzlingly beautiful and worthy of Miss Julong! !

Wei Yanjing watched with some amusement as the shy red dwarf carefully put a diamond ring on him. Of course, this stupid guy didn't realize that he was wearing a men's ring and he was wearing a woman's ring. .

Suddenly, a warm and soft touch was imprinted on the forehead of this little dwarf, and the little dwarf who fell in love at first sight and thought the marriage proposal was successful was suddenly so happy that he was about to faint! !But when I heard the words with a smile in my ear, I was in a trance like a hallucination——

"I promise you, I will wait for you here. Until you return from slaying the dragon successfully, I will..."

Oops, just recalling the touch just now, I was so happy that something warm flowed out from the tip of my nose, Gu Xi came back to her senses, and covered her bleeding nose.He just made a fool of himself in front of his fiancée.However, his beautiful and understanding fiancée must not be angry.

My God, this must be the gospel from the gods! ! !

As soon as Gu Xi looked up, the fiancée who fell in love at first sight disappeared at some point, and even the small treasury he had just dug up was gone.However, Gu Xi, who was misled by a beauty, was full of fighting spirit, and his lover would come back and marry her if he wanted him to be successful! !It must be so! !

For this favor bestowed by heaven, Gu Xi decided to pick up the tattered steel sword that fell on the ground, and prepared to--

Slay the dragon! !

On the other side, the old patriarch of the dwarves saw the portrait of the giant dragon forgotten on the table, and knocked on his head regretfully, saying that he had Alzheimer's disease! !Forgot to give the portrait of the dragon and the image of the dragon cave to the warrior Gu Xi! !I can only hope that he arrives safely and completes his glorious mission...

(three)

But slaying dragons is not that easy.Leaving aside other things, the journey is extremely long, and one has to pass through the area ruled by the elves and the domain of the undead to reach the dragon's lair in the Grand Canyon.

Gu Xi looked down at his two slender legs, which were regarded as "long legs" among the dwarves. There were no knotted muscles in the calves, but they still had a muscular curvature.Although the whole leg is nothing compared to the dragon's legs.The sea is full of water, the dragon is full of legs...

Thinking back to the past, he was a scud among the dwarves, no one could run as fast as him! !

But... it is only limited to the compatriots of the dwarves.The tall man in the bushes probably refers to his current embarrassing situation.

Thinking of facing the tyrannical dragon that all creatures in the forest are afraid of in the future, a certain dwarf starts to tremble, unable to run or hit, and can easily crush himself with one claw QAQ somewhere The dwarf wiped the sweat from his head, squatted down in the hole to rest, awkwardly regretting that he promised Miss Julong to go to slay the dragon.No matter how you think about it, there is no return, and he has no chance of winning at all...

As night fell, Gu Xi also quietly jumped out of the cave, her whole body on high alert, trying to shrink her already tiny body as much as possible, and slowly crawled towards the banks of the Moonlight Lake of the elves.It had been a day since he had drunk water, and even a dwarf with a very high chance of survival and full escape skill points was already at his limit.

Looking around, except for the blue moon hanging high in the sky, and the breeze blowing in the ears, there is no sound of any living things, and there is not even a fish in the lake.

Lucky! !no one! !

After confirming that there was no danger, Gu Xi plunged into the sweet drinking water, and even took a bath.

Looking at the ring finger on the ring finger that shone in the moonlight, Gu Xi felt a little joyful and terrified in his heart. He dared to bet that none of the idiots in the clan had a wife that was more beautiful than the wife he fell in love with at first sight! ! !

Gu Xi wanted to take off the ring and engrave her own name on it. In the future, when she succeeded in slaying the dragon, she would engrave a unique name and pattern on the ring for her fiancée.Such a dwarf, who was so happy to think about the beautiful delusions of the future, was completely immersed in the growing brain hole, and did not realize that he was already surrounded by elves with bows and arrows.

"Eh?!! Strange, why can't the ring be taken off??!"

Gu Xi began to panic. Once she pulled the ring hard and took it off, she felt severe pain as if her ten fingers were peeled from the heart. It was as if a blood vessel in the heart was directly connected to the ring finger wearing the ring. Once she wanted to take it off, the ten fingers first It hurts, and then the heart twitches uncomfortably...

Gu Xi felt a little apprehensive, what exactly was the precious ring he found? ! !It doesn't look like a dead thing at all, but like a living creature, tightly holding its ring finger, rooted and growing into the bone.

Before Gu Xi recovered from the pain, a gorgeous and sharp sword was pressed against his back.

"do not move."

Gu Xi was restrained by others and did not dare to move, and even honestly threw away the broken rusty bronze sword in his hand that was too shy to take out.

When they realized that the poor and weak dwarf in front of them was going to slay the dragon, the elf queen Xiao Yuyi and her most loyal elf knight laughed from ear to ear.The two supreme kings of the elves who especially like to watch the excitement and gossip decide——

Help this poor and pitiful dwarf who was actually jumped by a fairy to slay the dragon.

Gu Xi's equipment instantly took on a new look. Even the beautiful diamond-encrusted boots on his feet were made by the Elf Queen herself. A pair of little yellow birds were sewn on the shoulders of the brown jacket, and a furry pair was added behind the black leather pants. The dumpling tail even has a pair of cute little wings sewn on both sides of the boots, which is so weird that it reveals a girlish cuteness.

However, the royal sister, the Queen, who is noble and temperamental, is talking nonsense with sincerity, saying that the pair of small wings sewn on the boots is to bless the courageous warriors to quickly avoid the attack of the dragon, and the other cute decorations are also the same as above. principle.

In this way, Gu Xi, who was fooled by the elf queen and his wife, held the sword, opened all kinds of super props given by the elf queen, overcame obstacles along the way, and crossed the territory of the fierce undead clan.On the way of conquest, I got a bunch of younger brothers, an extremely enthusiastic big golden retriever, and a group of civet cats who are arrogant and need to be appeased. It is probably because of the rabbit outfits made by the Elf Queen that they can attract these younger brothers. Bar.

Riding on the back of the civet, Gu Xi looked at the extremely secluded Grand Canyon in front of him, and almost burst into tears.

Finally, I finally—arrived at the dragon's lair! ! !

It is not good to win by force, use your own IQ to win by wit! !He can't do it on the frontal battlefield, but when it comes to digging holes and traps, Gu Xi feels that no one is more capable than him, an old driver! !

Everything is to go back to meet his beloved girl Julong under the beautiful banyan tree! !

A certain dwarf clenched his claws, sneaked into the dragon's lair without hesitation, and found that the dragon was not in the cave.Hurry up and dive into the ground to dig a hole. He wants to dig an abyss that the dragon can't get out of if he falls into it. Then, hehehehe, the wealth of the dragon and the glory of the hero are all his! !At that time, he can hold his beauty and live a happy life! !

After digging for a day and a night, the dragon did not come back, and also the next day, the third day, and the fourth day...

Gu Xi felt that it was the gods helping him, so that he could complete this huge trap without being disturbed! !

On the day the trap was completed, the dragon just came back, and even stepped into the trap he made by a special coincidence! !

A certain dwarf's heart was beating wildly, the huge net in his hand was trembling, and the giant dragon in the cave let out a long howl. At such a timid moment, the opportunity to throw the huge net just missed! ! !The giant dragon leaped up, the entire canyon trembled, and a lot of soil fell from the dragon's lair.

Seeing that he missed, Gu Xi regretted endlessly. Knowing that he had lost his chance, the dwarf hurried into the soil, but was slapped up by a dragon's claw in the next second, and grabbed it in the dragon's claw.

Gu Xi has already closed his eyes, waiting for the coming of death in fear and sorrow, the revolving lantern of life is turning around in his mind.Under the banyan tree, the girl he loves and longs for is still waiting for him foolishly! !

But before he died, he was licked hard by this cruel and selfish dragon, and his whole face was wet.Gu Xi was shaking so badly, he was still afraid of death, he was only an adult, but he was still a boy with a lover! ! !Haven't enjoyed anything yet...

Then the giant dragon gently held him and played with it, poking the little tail of his leather pants with his fingertips from time to time.Gu Xi was so irritated, he opened his eyes and saw the very familiar sapphire on the ring finger of the giant dragon. His heart suddenly jumped, and his heart was bleeding! !

That was the engagement ring he gave to Miss Julong! !It is obviously impossible to take it off! !Could it be that this cruel dragon gave his beloved girl Julong to...? ! ! !

"You disgusting and shameless dragon, give me back the ring I gave to Miss Julong!!! What did you do to my wife?!! Why are you wearing my wife's ring?!"

Facing the angry and roaring dwarf with red eyes, a certain giant dragon suddenly became in a good mood, and inadvertently swung its huge tail in a sweep.

"You like that Julong girl? How much do you like it? If you don't say it clearly, I will make you never see that person."

"She, she is my only wife in this life!!! Please don't hurt her!! It's because I want to be a dragon-slaying warrior..."

The dwarf was weeping mournfully, the fur on the top of his head dangling, and his wet eyes were like a beautiful jewel, which moved a certain dragon's heart.

"By the way, are the earth dwarves so good at tearing down houses? The whole big bed made of gold coins fell into the hole. I know the bed very well. How deep did you dig..."

The dwarf was crying and hiccupping, that's right, he dug so deep, why hasn't he trapped the giant dragon yet?

"This cave is completely unusable, and the entire canyon is unstable. You little guy has to compensate me. If I am satisfied with the compensation, maybe I can let you see your beloved." Wei Yanjing narrowed his eyes and smiled , I can't say that I am the beloved "girl" of this little guy in front of me...

"Really, really?! Then I am willing to compensate for anything!!"

"Of course, I never lie, then you will compensate me..."

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Later, Gu Xi became famous among the local dwarves in one fell swoop, and even the creatures in the entire forest admired this warrior who controls the dragon! !Oh my god, there is actually someone in this world who actually defeated that hateful and ferocious dragon, and he is also the weakest dwarf! ! !

And some dwarf who gave the dragon a warm family (surname) life every day cried bitterly.No, it is no longer a dwarf. After eating the medicine brought back by the dragon, a certain dwarf became the size of a human boy. Every day, he was forced to compensate the suffering master for the happiness of love on his bed, so that the suffering master could fall asleep. .

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

The ground dwarf who was bullied on the bed with tears in his eyes protested as usual, and then was attracted by the other party's beautiful and holy appearance and took the initiative to kiss him.

"Hehe, I told you who I am when we first met, the giant dragon (Julong)..." A certain giant dragon suppressed the restless guy under him, and made a certain person blush as if cooked. Shrimp's little guy rides on himself.

"Dear brave dragon warriors, hurry up and tame your dragon..."

When the hands are held together, a pair of sapphire rings emit dazzling light, and they will never be separated in this life.