What should I do if I like it and get blocked by the god?

I am a salted fish, I am a salted fish, I am a fish! !Salted fish! ! !

Gu Xi was still hypnotizing herself suggestively, trying hard to kick out the elementary school boy next to her who was harassing in various senses! !Now that he is so embarrassing lying on the floor in large characters, can't he let him lie quietly on the floor and be a quiet handsome man? ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻The touch of the ring fingertip being bitten by the other party is like engraved deep into the bone marrow. It is obviously not that painful, but I don’t know why the tingling feeling coming through the fingertips is always It was an illusion that gave him a sense of taste. Things that he didn't use often under his waist were hurt by the floor. Gu Xi was ashamed and inexplicably infatuated with this feeling. It was blushing hot, trying hard to suppress the instinct of wanting to dawdle in my body...

You know how difficult and painful it is to maintain such a posture, the muscles of the right calf are about to cramp! !Gu Xi silently shed two wide tears in his heart, how much he wanted to change to another website to confide his fright and uneasiness! ! !The title is - "After being drunk, I pretended to be dead in order to cover up my embarrassment, but my handsome junior took the opportunity to belittle me, what should I do now that my heart is messed up but my body is very honest?" ?Wait online! ".

However, just thinking about it, let’s not say that the title is so long and routine, if asked by the people who eat melons how to be frivolous and how the body responds honestly, I will not be able to say it! !I feel sad for my shameless and unscrupulous body. Why did I fall into this state when I just glanced at it before and felt blinded? QAQ...

Not to mention, not long ago, I took advantage of the drunken chaos to hold on to Shengshi Meiyan's elementary school student, and dragged Wei Yanjing to stay with me to take care of me and sleep with me... It really is Feng Shui's turn, if you don't believe me, look up , who did the sky bypass! !

"Senior, do you want to continue playing the game of pretending to be asleep?"

"..."

"Hey, wake up, it's time for breakfast."

Wei Yanjing's eyes were dark and dark, but in the next second he squinted all the desires in his eyes, and rubbed the head of the mad dog pretending to be dead under him, like a helpless master comforting a cute and stupid pet who is acting coquettishly.

"..."

It was completely unexpected that a young man with a paralyzed face and a salted fish whose "exquisite" acting skills were dismantled was sweating profusely on his forehead, and his heart was twisted and twisted like a mess.Gu Xi really wanted to cry now, she thought that the actor-like acting skills that were flawless had already been seen through! !In this case, the actions of belittling me in the back are to tease my self-righteous self, maybe the handsome elementary school boy thought it was his childish way of getting up, and by the way, he started to "play" with his acting skills intimately...

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that it was something I had imagined, Gu Xi was completely seduced by the smell of the food prepared by the other party, and the things that were a little uneasy before were forgotten.Not to mention how the same gender fell in love, the point is that he is not good-looking at all, and he is quite different from Wei Yanjing in terms of appearance, EQ and demeanor.Gu Xi, an old driver who has been traveling Two-dimensional for many years, just felt that he had watched too many anime and was overly sensitive just now. In those harem manga, don’t the protagonist’s friends also make such ambiguous jokes and flirtatious words? !

Now I just need to strengthen my heart and appease my restless little Xi, after which I can completely forget this dark history! !

While Wei Yanjing's back was facing her and she was still filling the meal, Gu Xi quickly rushed into the toilet with the clean clothes in the closet.He didn't hear the shallow laughter behind him that was so soft that it could melt into the air, and there was a trace of imperceptible pampering in the low and shallow smile.

Wei Yanjing raised his slender index finger and touched the alluring red tear mole under the corner of his eye, as if he was reminiscing about some wonderful and addictive taste.A sigh disappeared from his mouth, and the corners of Wei Yanjing's raised mouth were suppressed. He was still too soft-hearted, and let that cute and dull mad dog escape again...

From childhood to adulthood, the brothers and sisters who were abandoned by their parents and became orphans all understood a truth, that is, whatever they wanted would be plundered by any means.Wei Yanjing looked out of the window indifferently, the bone-chilling aura around her body couldn't even dissipate from the scorching sun, her dark eyes were empty, she didn't know what to think, but when her eyes touched the closed door, she couldn't help but gently send her away. I smiled happily.

This time is different, what I want to take for myself this time is not those cold and shining gems, but a flesh and blood but a little dull guy, a mad dog who likes to tell himself how much he likes another illusory self, and a With a paralyzed face and a dark face, he is not sociable and relies on his seniors.

The mad dog is my own, the senior is my own, and the man named Gu Xi is also my own...

The golden light in Wei Yanjing's eyes was shining brightly, her eyebrows were sculpted and her eyelashes drooped, but the corners of her mouth were curved so coquettishly that it made everything lose its color and beauty. Her index finger tapped the table rhythmically, and her golden eyes shining with the sun's rays were like a strip of prey ready The attacking poisonous snake looked towards the door with the sound of water.If the senior wants to escape so much, then he will make himself a prison, and he will lock the person he likes by his side forever. He will not let the other person find out and have a chance to escape, and then put that mad dog who keeps saying he likes him into captivity. ...

The things I wrote and drew to my seniors before are not just words. How can the person who first touches his heartstrings throw away his helmet and armor and escape from the battlefield first?He will set up a perfect hunting trap, pull people tightly into the palm of his hand, then strip off all the armor of a dull guy with facial paralysis, and use the chain called possession of love to treasure the guy who makes his heart hidden in the eyes of no one. place.

Gu Xi came out of the shower, her face was still a little flushed because of the hot water.Scratching the hair that was still dripping, looking at the charming elementary school boy in front of him, Gu Xi couldn't ask the words out of his mouth again.

What should he say, should he ask the elementary school boy if he was bitten by a mosquito yesterday, if there are any red marks on his body, or if his quilt is too dirty and has bugs, he should change the quilt...

In short, I still can't ask about the fine red marks on my chest and neck. What if the other party wants to see and apply medicine to me? ! ! !However, when I just took a shower, the two places on the chest really seemed to have been wiped with sweet and thick cream, which was a bit sticky and sweet.However, he remembered that after dinner last night, there was cream cake for dessert. Could it be the smell from that time? ?

Gu Xi secretly glanced at Wei Yanjing who was helping her with a dry towel with some doubts and confusion, and suddenly saw a few small red marks on the other party's neck, which looked like insect bites.Gu Xi was relieved in an instant, it seemed that it was time for him to clean up thoroughly, close the door and spray insecticide, and change the quilt that was changed before to clean again...

Looking at the junior who was very caring and brushing her hair, Gu Xi still couldn't help apologizing guiltily, "Hold me, I'm sorry, I was drunk again yesterday..."

"It's okay, I like to take care of drunk seniors."

"..."

Gu Xi was so moved that he choked up for a moment, the elementary school boy was like the son of the Holy Son! !However, looking up at the several red marks on the primary school boy's neck, Gu Xi couldn't help but lowered her head and continued to apologize, but her voice became lower and lower, "Hold, I'm sorry, it seems that there are more mosquitoes in my room, wait Apply some ointment to reduce the swelling..."

Wei Yanjing was slightly taken aback, then reacted and touched the red mark on his neck, his eyes narrowed like a satiated fox, as if recalling some good memories.

"No need, senior. It was just bitten a few times by a small thing last night. I heard it would be better if it goes away naturally."

"Yeah, that's how it is."

"So, senior, it's better not to use ointment."