What should I do if I like it and get blocked by the god?

Where there is light, there is shadow.

Ever since Skull Crow was pushed to a peak by many fans to become a god, it was followed by sunspots who swarmed in one after the other.

Over the past few years, Gu Xi has silently reposted and liked the speeches of all the idiotic and die-hard fans who are as idiotic as him, and even couldn’t help but put on a tough fight when the battle was fierce, using her advantage as a liberal arts student , using some unintelligible proverbs to irony, resolutely became the vanguard of the army of brain-dead fans...

As a result, Gu Xi's alias became fans of many brain-dead fans of the Slaughter Crow. For a while, that alias was also well-known in the fan group, and the number of fans was close to a thousand.

Gu Xi, who was dubbed "the most poisonous tongue and brain-dead mad dog under the Skeletal Crow" by Heizi and trolls, felt aggrieved, hehe, →_→ He just couldn't control his unicorn arm, and accidentally broke out into a prehistoric chaos strength only.

Besides, in real life, how could he be such a speechless person who is really shooting like a machine gun... As for being called a mad dog, hehe, he likes to be the watchdog under the seat of the Great Crow, woof woof! !Kill those nasty sunspots! !

The girls who were mutual fans of Gu Xi were all amused by the nickname given to Gu Xi by the sunspots, and even took this matter as a meme, often used to tease when they were tearing up.Like, if you bastards bark shamelessly under the comments of our great god, believe it or not, we will go to the old man Aite Guxi, the number one mad dog under the great god of the carcass—his old man, this big weapon comes out to bite kill you! ! !

"Old man of ancient age" is Gu Xi's small account on Weibo, and the large account is the homonym of "Xigu Xiaojian" which is the reverse of the name. I chose this name because it has the homonym of my own name and I think it is quite interesting, so I have kept it like this .

Occasionally, Gu Xi saw that brothers and sisters in the same camp commented on him like this, and couldn't help but want to cover his face and sneak into the ground, saying it as if he was really mean when he spoke online, didn't he just use some proverbs...

Why do these girls always put on a [laugh cry] expression every time they forward it, isn't it just a few easy-to-understand proverbs, Gu Xi shed two wide-faced tears in her heart...

Uh, like, rubbing chicken feathers on bats - what kind of bird are you? Another example, garlic in a sauce tank - under attack... In the most serious and fierce battle, Gu Xi used a very dirty proverb, um, That is, put lipstick on the anus - pretend to be pure...

For the rest of the time, he still keeps his mouth shut, and he understands the simple truth of being a human being, and it would be terrible if some sunspot paid someone to get his flesh out! !He doesn't want his two-dimensional perverted and wretched posture to be known by three-dimensional people, especially his rigid and strict parents.Although the parents have not restrained themselves so strictly as before...

Watching the sunspots on the bullet screen becoming more and more rampant, and even revealing some black history that did not exist.It is nothing more than to say that the Master of the Crow is a shameless scum who only cares about money circle fans money. In the past four years, Gu Xi's ears are getting callused, and he has started to scold at a little bit before, and now he is calm. ... Another reason why he was calm was that he didn't have to type to swear, and a group of young idiot fans would swear back impulsively like he did back then.

Gu Xi doesn't think it's a shame to use one's own ability to make money. On the other hand, these people have more jealous and unwilling mentality. Many people scold others in the name of other painters. Those top gods have a very good relationship, often interacting and joking...

Although his master just sent a series of ellipsis to repost every time he was circled, but he was reposted anyway! !As their own brain-damaged fans, they are often froze by the high level of the Great Crow, let alone replying to the fans' infinite Aite. For more than four years, the Great Crow, except for the official lottery event that he cooperated with, reposted the enthusiasm of fans. In addition, he almost broke away from his own fan base, which caused many passer-by fans to become famous and come back disappointed. What the hell, even a die-hard fan like myself was so cold that he needed a high-level amputation.

Seeing the scolding in the group getting more and more intense, Gu Xi began to shake her legs impatiently, and finally couldn't help but started to type crazily with both hands! !Whoever touches my heart, I poke whose eyeball!

Unconsciously, Gu Xi activated her mad dog mode...

Peanut, who was satiated and napping beside him, was shaking his big fluffy tail, and his water-blue eyes were staring at the excited Gu Xi. Although the young man with facial paralysis still had a poker face, the excitement and anger in his eyes still showed unconsciously. come out.The peanut meaty forelimbs rested on Gu Xi's lap, meowing tenderly, and seemed to like Gu Xi's current state very much...

Sudden!There were several happy dog ​​barks outside the door, which made Peanut straighten up from Gu Xi's lap unhappily. The girl's cat face instantly became queenly, and she picked up the cub curled up beside Gu Xi and put it back into the cat's nest, and then He also quickly jumped back onto the back of the sofa and nestled on Gu Xi's shoulder.

Gu Xi was concentrating on the barrage tearing battle, and didn't notice anything strange about Peanut.Until the anti-theft door was opened and made some slight noises, although Gu Xi heard it, her hands didn't stop due to inertia, and she couldn't help but mutter in her heart that her boss was so unreliable why he came back again...

It's okay, the boss still has to change shoes slowly, and I still have dozens of seconds to charge forward! ! !

"Hello, is Professor Lin at home?"

The deep, gentle and slightly magnetic male voice makes people feel comfortable and pleasant to listen to.But it was so unfamiliar that Gu Xi couldn't hold on to the phone and smashed it on the gray carpet, the trembling sound of the host in the live broadcast room, the soft girl's trembling voice, and the music of animation infinitely amplified and reverberated in the apartment...

Oh my god! ! !Gu Xi even noticed the curious gaze cast by the other party——

Fuck! !Not the boss! !

Gu Xi felt a "thump" in her heart, and was so frightened that she rushed over and immediately pressed the mute button!I didn't get seen by others when I was so stupid just now, what if I was seen and swollen? ! !The screen in the live broadcast room was full of bullet screens, whether it was a brainless fan or a brainless black person, they all started to summon him, the number one mad dog under the Lord of the Crow, but Gu Xi was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on his back...

He just wants to kiss Peanut and her cubs goodbye now, stepping out of the balcony fence, 360° free fall to embrace the earth...

Goodbye world, I'm going to shit! !

"Hi, I'm a student of Professor Lin from the Academy of Fine Arts next door."

Although Gu Xi was agitated and restless, she still raised her head and nodded calmly with a paralyzed face, her voice was still cold and clear, as if the embarrassing things that happened just now were all mirages.With his left hand, he quickly held a large lump of peanuts on his shoulders in his arms, and rubbed them to relieve his current embarrassment and anxiety.

Gu Xi hurriedly glanced at the person who was much taller than herself, dressed casually yet stylishly, the big golden retriever she was holding was staring straight at the peanut in her arms, and the golden tail was wagging happily Extremely, it seems that Mount Tai will be on top of him in the next second.

"Balley has been brought back from a walk, and a text message has been sent to Professor Lin, can I ask the senior to take care of it later?"

The other party's polite words seemed to have a trace of imperceptible tenderness, and Gu Xi, who suffered from voice control disease, felt that she had no morals at all! QAQ was hit by a male voice, obviously the other party didn't mean that.Um, probably because the ending sound of the speech is so pleasant, so I have a strange feeling.It's like a sailor at the helm of the ocean being seduced by the song of the reef siren...

But when he heard that the other party was a student under the teacher's wife of the M Academy of Fine Arts next door, the big stone in Gu Xi's heart finally fell to the ground! !

But, does this mean that I not only have to be a shit shovel officer, but also play with that big golden retriever, my God, why me again?Gu Xi silently crouched in the corner and drew circles...

"Well, I understand." Gu Xi was extremely resistant in his heart, but he still nodded and agreed, because he really didn't know how to refuse someone.Excessive communication with strangers feels awkward and even stuttering...

In other words, why are young people like this these days, I want to be a shopkeeper too! !The little Gu Xi in my heart began to flip the table desperately (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, I just want to see the true face of the god of the dead crow, why are there so many things today!!!

"I'm in a hurry. Goodbye, then."

The tall shadow paused for a moment, said goodbye politely, closed the anti-theft door and left.

Gu Xi raised her head and picked up the phone just now. Although she felt that it was impolite to lower her head and not look at the other party, she finally covered it up like a stealth, didn't she...

Fortunately, it's not my classmate, otherwise I will not be able to hide and chase the text, and my terrible otaku attributes will be fully exposed, God bless me...

Thinking about the pitiful narrowness of her own circle, Gu Xi twitched the corners of her mouth and smiled, although the corners of her mouth were raised stiffly, which seemed a bit ferocious.After picking up the big golden retriever XXXX, he continued to put his hand into the battle. Anyway, he would never see this junior from the Academy of Fine Arts next door in the future, and I didn’t see his appearance clearly. →_→ I should pass by in the future. !Although only one-sided...

At this time, Gu Xi didn't know that he set up a flag, which contributed to all the tragedies in the future. Of course, this is all for later.

After getting rid of the big golden retriever in his hand, Wei Yanjing hurried out of the community of the teacher's apartment, calling one after another.

Looking at the caller ID - [Wei Yan's phone ①] [Wei Yan's phone ②] ... [Live broadcast host Yun Jue], after hanging up all Wei Yan's calls, Wei Yanjing answered the last call -

"Hello." Wei Yanjing answered the phone with bent lips.

"Skull Crow, you are still alive!!! God Skull Crow!! My mother!! Isn't it 10 minutes as promised?! Now there are 5 minutes left, God, just say it, die Where did you go??!! Do you need a small teleportation to turn on your computer all the time!!! Oh, shit!! My master is going crazy..."

On the phone, Yun Jue's sometimes noisy and sometimes sharp rough man's voice made Wei Yanjing even frown. He smiled lightly, closed the phone and put it in his pocket, and walked slowly towards the dormitory with his long legs.

After a while, the phone rang again.

"Hey, it's still me."

"Come on, what's the matter?" The words were still smiling, but made the person on the other end of the phone shudder.

"Master Skeleton Crow, my ancestor was wrong. My lord, please come back quickly, the whole live broadcast room is bombed now... You can't stop the scolding at all!! If you don't come back again, blah blah blah ...I'll let you see if I die!" Yun Jue was also insane, and used all kinds of disgusting tricks.

"I'm on my way back to the dormitory. If you really want to die, I don't mind ordering a coffin for you."

"I don't care! Just tell me, have you turned on your computer or not!! The soft girls from the Xinyu Alliance CV club here are almost scared to tears by your brainless fans and brainless gangsters... ..."

"Please talk normally."

Wei Yanjing didn't want to do live broadcasting at first, if it wasn't for the wacum store's private chat to ask him to cooperate in advertising, and the price was very satisfactory, he would not bother to spend time on that kind of thing.

Yun Jue's voice became a little more serious, and he tapped the keyboard with both hands to try to maintain the last trace of balance in the live broadcast station, "Shou Ya, to be honest, you should go back and turn on the computer quickly. Well, there is someone under your seat on Weibo Is it the brainless fan of the first poisonous tongue mad dog, called Gu Xi old man or something. When he speaks, ten blacks can't scold him. Don't want to scold him like a Gatling machine gun... If this continues, I'm afraid of you Passerby fans will turn black because of him."

"The mad dog under my seat..." Wei Yanjing seemed to think of something and smiled, took out the key, and opened the door of the empty dormitory, only to hear someone's stupid laughter coming from the phone.

"Haha, I should post your photo! Young master, I can guarantee with the head of this item that your beautiful face will make all the sunspots and trolls turn into fans, and all the fans of passers-by will become like you The number one mad dog under your seat is as loyal to you as a mad dog. Tsk tsk, the tear mole under the right eye of a man is so deceiving..."

Wei Yanjing narrowed his eyes when he heard these words, a cold light flashed in his dark eyes, touched the slightly pale tear mole under the corner of his eyes with his slender and beautiful big hand, and smiled.

"Really, then please push this live broadcast."