What should I do if I like it and get blocked by the god?

Sometimes ape dung is such a wonderful and mysterious thing.

If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, if you have no destiny, you will not meet halfway.That's the situation right now--

"...!!"

Yan Yun, who sneaked out on the phone on the way to work, couldn't help being shocked by the familiar voice on the other end of the phone.I lowered my head and checked the phone carefully, yes! !It's the Penguin of that mad dog and stupid boy! ! !

etc! !He only called that bastard Skull Crow yesterday, logically, no matter how much he shakes his physique, he won't miss that kid so quickly...

It must be that the way I opened it was wrong, and I had a horrible auditory hallucination! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Yan Yun quickly hung up the Penguin phone, and after earnestly confirming that he did not make a mistake with his hand, he tapped the Penguin phone again firmly.

Phew, this time the other side finally got better, at least he didn't speak, and the trembling voice of the Skeleton Crow that suddenly appeared just now almost startled him!The mad dog doesn't look like the donkey's own person, and the giant dragon that only values ​​money and efficiency doesn't value him so much. How could he set himself such a big circle just to play with himself? ...? !

":-d Since you're going to call again, why did you hang up just now?"

"..."

Damn the next door! ! !

Yan Yun cursed secretly in his heart, the familiar tone and the familiar tone made him feel like kneeling in a deep, laughing voice...

God knows how much he wants to drop his phone now, and tell himself to pretend to be kind, let's play a rowing boat now! !Yan Yun calmed down his unusually turbulent mood. If this is not a toilet cubicle, he would actually like to find a clean wall to lean against...

He understands that the road is slippery when it rains, and his feet get wet when he walks.However, I never expected that the longest road he traveled was your routine...

Yan Yun felt that his fragile purple glass heart was damaged by a nuclear explosion!Nima, if I knew my secret trumpet, I wouldn't let the giant dragon of Skeleton Crow know about it! !Hey, hey... He was led around in such a big circle by the nose, it's too much, I'm just a photo of that guy's paw that exploded before!It can't be like this!fall! !

"Tell me, qaq, what is the purpose of you and Mad Dog teaming up to play me? Which books you have taken a fancy to are still paints, sir, can I pay for it..."

Wei Yanjing, who could hear Jiyou Bianzheng Taiyin's abnormally aggrieved nasal voice through the phone, couldn't help but keep the phone away from his eardrums. It wasn't that Yan Yun's voice change was not professional enough, it was just because he felt that Zhengtai's cute voice made his stomach sick.

And Yan Yun, who is lazy in the toilet cubicle, is about to burst into tears (pД.q.), what a fucking chicken, he has a good conscience, and is about to step on the colorful clouds to save this lost lamb... Unexpectedly, He is the one who deserves to be rescued. If he had known working hours, he would not have been lazy to help that mad dog! !I must be crazy, tsk tsk! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ "The purpose, hehe, you should understand..."

Wei Yanjing gently pulled the glass door of the balcony, glanced down at the young man with facial paralysis who was still sleeping soundly in the room, his heart, frozen and peaceful like stagnant water, was rippled layer after layer by this unexpected pebble.He is very familiar with the brain capacity of a certain purple cv who is full of vanity and foolish optimism. Since the timing is so good, why doesn't he make good use of this opportunity to get to know the other side of senior Gu Xi that is hidden? ?

For a moment just now, he was inexplicably throbbing in his heart. The sleeping young man was so defenseless, his closed eyes seemed to be immersed in a calm and distant ocean...

But he wanted those dark eyes to reflect his appearance, and wanted this person to look directly into his eyes carefully and see his outline clearly.... Act out in front of me, just like when we first met, as dumb as a small animal...

In this way, I can raise this little guy and control it in the palm of my hand.It's not that you can't share all your gold coins and gems...

Wei Yanjing habitually touched the tear mole under the corner of his eye, raised the corner of his mouth in self-deprecating manner, his narrow and beautiful eyes were dark as a whirlpool of desire, and the corners of his black clothes were fluttering in the wind.

The topic was pushed back, and Yan Yun, who was unaware of being induced by the words, only felt that he was being played like a monkey.Listening to the shallow smile of the cunning dragon on the phone, I was so overwhelmed that I couldn't help myself, Nima asked me what my purpose was? ! !How the hell would I know! ! !If I were the roundworm in your stomach, the first thing I would do would be to torture you to death every minute! !

Moreover, I never thought that the boy Skull Crow was such a person! ! ==At the beginning, this guy even posted [smiling] and reposted the little pornographic article with a weird expression. The atmosphere was so cold that you could feel the icy cold wind blowing thousands of miles from Mount Everest at an altitude of 8844 meters across the computer screen.

Tsk tsk, in the end, this high-cold, money-loving god has a good relationship with this mad dog who wrote him pornographic articles in his three-dimensional life... and he was played around like a little spinning top, Ni Ma, he deeply felt the malice from the world! !Now he would rather jump to the luxury office on the top floor to drink the pure milk that his brother carried with him than to see these two swindlers! !

But don't fight for steamed buns, he is not so easy to defeat! !

"Haha, you really are a kid, I only posted a photo of your paws once, why are you so angry? Haha..."

"I'm not angry."

Hearing the emotionless reply from the other side, Yan Yun was even more unsure whether the money-loving dragon was telling the truth or a lie.

If it is true, it means that it is not the incident of the explosion of photos that angered him, it is very likely that it is those old accounts! !If it is a lie, →_→, it means that this matter has really touched the bottom line of that giant dragon, and I have indeed gone too far! !The dragon got angry, with serious consequences...

Sometimes too much brainstorming is too much stupidity, but Yan Yun steadily stepped into the trap set by Wei Yanjing, but he didn't know it at all.

"I also said that you are not angry. Believe it or not, I will give you a sky-swapping monkey and let you go shoulder to shoulder with the sun?!! Ah, no, I want to say, God, if you are not angry, why would you set up such a big fight with the mad dog?" Fortunately, I still feel that I have a destiny with this mad dog! Tsk tsk, after all, it is fate that you meet someone who is the only one locked in a small dark room by you!!! But, little Lord is still a pattern (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Yan Yun couldn't help but slammed the door panel twice, his noble status as a Zihong cv in the online distribution industry, when did it become so cheap, blah blah qaq... He really wanted to use a poke ball to kill his brother, the boss boss Take it in, and then, whoever dares to offend him, he will release this big weapon to give others a positive blow! !Catch whoever bites! !

As the warm wind blows, the camellias blooming on the balcony tremble slightly with the wind, making them beautiful and charming.However, the young man next to him smiled even more, his eyebrows were as far away as a mountain, and his smile was shallow and caring.Taking a sideways glance at the young man with facial paralysis who was still sleeping deeply, Wei Yanjing suddenly wanted to keep this serious young man in his collection. The wealth of the giant dragon can also support a stupid low man.

"You, did you misunderstand something?"

Wei Yanjing listened to the gradually weakening debates over the kitchen window, and felt that it was time to tighten the net.Of course, he won't take this blame...

"Huh?! Wh, what a misunderstanding... I tell you that it is meaningless for you to be a donkey to me now!! What do you want as a gift, hurry up and tell me! I still have a little money at the beginning of the month!! qaq"

Yan Yun was completely terrified of being toyed with by the skeleton crow. He threw himself on the ground and begged to surrender, wouldn't it work? ! ! The cv club also pointed at this great god to continue to help them draw illustrations, they must all stand up and blame themselves... Hey, he is obviously the group's favorite! ! qaq "I forgot to tell you. I just answered the phone for the senior who was already asleep. I didn't expect you to be on the other end of the phone."

"Nimma..." I didn't expect it to be me on the other end of the phone? ! ! !I didn't expect you to answer a call from a ball of yarn! !This sentence is too false, okay? ! !

"By the way, I don't care if my senior continues to ask you for help after waking up, but you have a big mouth, please keep my private information safe. If your words are broken, I don't mind sewing it up for you Mouth (laughs) :-d”

"Nimma..." Someone in the toilet stall seemed to have lost the ability to speak, repeating this interjection like a parrot.

"As one of the best Zihong CVs in the online distribution industry, I believe that your fans don't want to see your dark history, and your big mouth leaking other people's privacy:-d"

"Nimma!!..."

A certain Zihong who was hit by three arrows in a row couldn't help but let out a final cry——

"Aren't you just answering other people's calls at will!! And now that you know who you blocked, why don't you simply cancel the blacklist!! Also, I still have a lot of your black history!! "

Come on, hurt each other! !Yan Yun finally realized that he was being fooled, and unknowingly leaked all the dark history of the mad dog, and the culprit on the other side wanted to forget about this matter to keep him a secret that he was a skeletal crow! !At the same time, I have to help the poor mad dog as if nothing happened, Nima, what a thankless job this is! !

Also, how much hatred does Mad Dog have with Skull Crow in real life, knowing that he is an acquaintance, he will not release the small black house, Amitabha... Tsk tsk, the dragon's heart is a needle in the bottom of the sea.

"Then, shall I send your brother's company a few copies of your radio play in return? :-d"

"..."

In the end, Yan Yun was still defeated by Wei Yanjing's coercion and temptation, and signed an unequal treaty.