What should I do if I like it and get blocked by the god?

"Hey, what's the matter with your boring roommate? Today's face is extremely paralyzed, with a look of lovelessness, and there is no light in his eyes..."

Xiao Yuyi whispered in the ear of the idiot boyfriend.Today, both of them came to this clothing store because of the guy with facial paralysis to buy clothes for next month's friendship, and he came to this clothing store after pushing the invitation of the president of the Mathematical Modeling Association.

"Uh, it's hard to say..."

Zhao Yunxi glanced at the roommate who was about to turn into a wisp of smoke and ascend to the bliss of the western sky early. He remembered what happened yesterday, and even more remembered the obscene pornography he wrote! !And the object of lust is a big man...

And this daring Mensao roommate even wrote an extremely emotional meat stew article by treating such a big man as a woman.Sure enough, has Mensao's character been suppressed for too long...

Xiao Yuyi didn't ask any more questions.She has always been a person who talks about what she says and what she says about what she says. She can't understand that Gu Xi's face is so serious, but her mind is twisted and twisted.If you like it, you like it, if you like it, say it out loud, if you hate it, you have to walk away! !

That's how she decisively agreed to Ayun's confession at the beginning. Even though it was the critical moment of the third year of high school, Ayun even occupied the school broadcasting room and confessed to herself to the whole school. Grade level teachers...

But, to like is to like! !

Of course, I would only be a little coy when facing my stupid boyfriend occasionally, who is the stupid Ayun who is sometimes unexpectedly handsome and touches my heart.Xiao Yuyi blushed slightly, grabbed Zhao Yunxi's front, and stared at Zhao Yunxi with her beautiful eyes.It was as if she was a hunter, and this man who had stirred her ignorant heart in high school was the prey...

Zhao Yunxi looked at her silly girlfriend's soft head squeezing into her arms, and couldn't help but feel a little distracted, especially Xiaoyu looked at her so dependently.Those beautiful and moist eyes are full of reflections of his own appearance. It is rare for this guy to be so soft and waxy. He usually pulls his head down and kisses him forcefully.It can be said that she is the kind of sister who will become a kissing madman when she is excited. When you are like this, you have to cherish this time...

Zhao Yunxi couldn't help but rubbed the soft hair of his silly girlfriend, leaned over and rubbed it lightly, and even kissed Xiaoyu's forehead like a dragonfly.

Xiao Yuyi's little deer jumped wildly, especially her boyfriend's kiss as light as a feather's wings made her eyes turn pink.I don't know why, after dating for so long, I can never get tired of seeing the stupid face of my stupid boyfriend, and I can't control my heartbeat.

Xiao Yuyi was very dissatisfied with seeing the stupid boyfriend flirt with her and was about to leave. She had clearly aroused her anger, but she wasn't ready to vent her anger yet!Damn it! !

Zhao Yunxi looked at the dissatisfied look on the face of the idiot girlfriend, and the expression of kissing if it was not enough, she couldn't help covering her forehead helplessly, there was someone beside her! !Don't ignore such a big light bulb, and this kid with facial paralysis is still hurting, let's go home and kiss again.

"Haha...it's okay, it's okay for you to kiss casually. Anyway, no matter how hard the dogs try to show my dog's eyes, they can't do it...Anyway, my eyes can't see anything clearly. It’s a piece of gray, piece by piece, haha…”

Gu Xi leaned against the wall with a slumped face and whispered, his face turned black and blue, and the shop assistants around him couldn't help but point around him.

"Hey, what's wrong with him?? Convulsions?" When Xiao Yuyi saw Gu Xi's pale and chapped face, she couldn't bear to look directly at it.

"This...uh, it's probably the psychological trauma caused by cyber violence, the deep pain of love. Let him be alone..."

Zhao Yunxi has been an upright straight man for more than 20 years. What happened last night, he probably only encountered it once in his life.The friends around him are cheerful and love to socialize. If Gu Xi hadn't been assigned to the same dormitory as himself, he probably would never have come into contact with such interesting things in his life.If the matter of this guy, Ah Xi, is resolved satisfactorily, then I will share this story with my girlfriend who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic~

"Ah!! Wei Yanjing, are you here to buy clothes too?"

Xiao Yuyi held Zhao Yunxi's arm, and waved in a particularly chic and handsome manner.It felt as bold as a gangster boss calling for her younger brothers, plus Xiao Yuyi always dressed handsomely and neatly, with long black black hair hanging down her back, and a pair of big red earrings hung on her round earlobes , wearing black stockings and a pair of fashionable and beautiful stiletto heels.

Sister Yu's aura is really overwhelming, and I don't know how Zhao Yunxi can hold such a strong aura. This kind of aura is obviously the aura of "the boss's woman" or "the queen's boss".My male roommate with the central air conditioner was set off like a little boy who was kept.In the past, I might have snickered, but those things have nothing to do with me anymore...

AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWhy did my little Huang Wen black history get picked up...

God of the Skeleton Crow, listen to my prayer.I was young, frivolous and ignorant, and I have already forgotten that I wrote this little obscenity in anger with some idiot sunspot. Your lord has a lot, so forget about it! ! !I will still be your most loyal and brain-dead fan, and also the most proud mad dog under your seat...

Hahaha, that's right, my mad dog's trumpet has not been picked out yet, and I can still be the most vicious mad dog beside Skull Yada...

However, my tuba is obviously so low-key for the sake of loyalty, and the little transparent fans pray for the great god to look back unintentionally.My crazy dog ​​trumpet is to collect information and learn more about the great god's news, but I didn't expect it to be the cart before the horse. Now that the big name has been exposed, but the trumpet has been recognized by so many fans of the great god...

Fuck, what the hell is my tuba jealous of my trumpet! ! !I regret it and quit, and I will never be smart again...

"Senior Gu Xi, what happened to him?"

Wei Yanjing happily asked a group of girls and shop assistants who were sticking to him, and apologized and said goodbye in a gentle and friendly manner.With Xiao Yuyi's unique aura like a queen, those women who are not as good as vases will always retreat. After all, women's nature is to love to compare with the same sex.When I see a woman who is better than myself, I can't help but compare and feel inferior and lose.

Besides, I don't buy clothes, and those shop assistants follow me, so it's not easy for me to take pictures, right?How expensive it is to buy clothes, why not save them as your own bed (gold coins)...

Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked over, he found Gu Xi standing in the corner with a face full of pain, his hands were hanging down naturally, and his clumsy head was unconsciously tilted against the wall, with an unlucky face paralyzed and stupid.But I don't know why, if you look at it from a distance, you still feel that this senior looks serious. Others who don't know him will think that such a pedantic nerd is thinking about some difficult problems in this clothing store.

Zhao Yunxi also got closer to Gu Xi recently, and after being a life mentor for a few times, she realized that Gu Xi's cold and paralyzed shell was just to protect him from many unnecessary interpersonal interactions. A bear kid who can play very well.

No, didn't the current newspaper who loves cyber violence so much and is called a mad dog by his fans come on his heels... It's still a super [-]-ban meat article, and he slapped it more than once in one position...

Even Zhi Duoxing himself can't save this brat who is flying in waves! ! !In this world, he can still help this guy solve many troubles, but once he is out of his range, especially in a virtual world like the Internet, no matter how popular the central air conditioner is, he can't do anything! ! 【stand hands】

"Hey, could it be possible that your boy became Yanguan and the whole school came to buy clothes on the day of the friendship?!! Tsk tsk, I didn't expect you to be quite flirtatious~"

Zhao Yunxi never misses any opportunity to attack Wei Yanjing, after all, the two of them are often compared together.And worst of all, he was often the one who was at a disadvantage, while this gentle and elegant young man always won and won the laurels without caring.

Moreover, recently, his girlfriend's boyfriend, Li MAX, is so popular that he crushes him every minute.Presumably in the next year, the influential figures in the post bar should have nothing to do with themselves...

"It just so happens that Ayun and I are also choosing clothes for his sullen roommate today," Xiao Yuyi forcefully hooked her boyfriend's neck back, and raised her chin at Gu Xi, but looking at a certain "dead thing", Xiao Yuyi Can't help but raise his forehead, "Wei Yanjing, Miss Xiaoyu has something to discuss with you."

"Senior Xiao, please tell me." Wei Yanjing put his hands in the seam of his trousers, squinted and smiled.

He didn't come here to buy clothes. He has a dwarf sister who is ingenious and has a handle on him, and she is still studying fashion design.So why bother shopping for clothes?Waste of wasted money.Although he is not short of money at all and even looks like a little rich man, how could the dragon dislike the lack of treasure and wealth...

"Ahem," Xiao Yuyi cleared her throat and pointed to Gu Xi who was about to be promoted to immortality by the corner of the wall, "You two are the signboards of this fellowship party, and you also know that that kid Gu Xi has that photo Combining the right time, place and people is as beautiful as passing through a layer of holy light, so, can you two have a matching outfit..."

"Yeah, Junior Brother Wei, Gu Xi is actually looking forward to this fellowship party." Zhao Yunxi didn't know what the idiot girlfriend was up to, so she also sang and made up stories with her girlfriend, "Look at that poor boy, When I heard that I was going to appear together with you as a signboard, I felt apprehensive, and then turned into such a pile of dead bodies..."

"is it?"

Obviously, this person started from getting to know himself. This senior named Gu Xi has never looked at his face. Even the last time we vaccinated cats at the Animal Husbandry Station, he was staring at his shoes and talking. Once he met his eyes It's like seeing something hot-eyed and immediately averting his eyes, as if his face is as terrifying as his blue face and fangs...

Wei Yanjing smiled and walked straight towards the paralyzed dead body, Zhao Yunxi was powerless to stop her, could it be that he had to stop me like an old woman and say not to touch my daughter? ?But knowing that this dragon who loves money is very dangerous, if you don't remind your roommate who is now a lump of rotten flesh, I'm afraid even that walking dead body will be blown to pieces...

At that time, the current student council president of his school will definitely grab his front, and can't help but bully his master and destroy his ancestors, and beat himself, the teacher who brought him to the top, to death.

"Senior," Wei Yanjing leaned down and gently shook the dull-eyed young man with facial paralysis who didn't know where he was, with a pleasant and magnetic voice with a somewhat confusing ending, "I want an obedient but very gentle and healing girl. friend?"

The voice seemed to be magical, and Gu Xi's consciousness in the darkness seemed to see a light in the distance, and the other end of the light sounded like a parable from heaven... The voice asked itself again, do you want a gentle healing? girlfriend? ?

Damn, of course I want it! !Especially in this special period, Two-dimensional mentality has been severely damaged. If I have a girlfriend, I might just bite my teeth and quit the circle? ! !Maybe if you leave the group, you will be able to forget this dark history...

"I want... to have a girlfriend! I don't want to think about those black history..."

When Gu Xi ran towards the light, she regained consciousness in an instant, stood up and looked up——

puff! !The world is so dazzling——

With blood remaining, he suddenly received damage from the Holy Light attribute from this luminous creature, and his HP returned to zero in minutes. His eyes were blinded and his legs turned up, and he died hard...