What should I do if I like it and get blocked by the god?

Zhao Yunxi, who had just bid farewell to Doubi's girlfriend, felt something was wrong as soon as she stepped into the bedroom door.Under normal circumstances, that kid Gu Xi would keep a wall lamp for himself, but there are almost no cases where he went to bed early like tonight and didn't leave a lamp.

Although they have only lived together for a few months, Zhao Yunxi is very aware that her nerdy roommate's schedule has reached a state of paranoid compliance. Except for the unexpected incident of his boss's cat last time, there has been no such incident since the beginning of school. This is the situation where I am groping my way to the beginning.And tonight is cloudy and windy, and it looks like it's going to rain heavily.It seems that the door of the sun has not been closed, and the wind is blowing into the house. It has been hot for a few days, and it seems to be cold again.

"It's true, Ah Xi, the fellowship meeting is approaching, so I was so excited that I even forgot to close the door."

Zhao Yunxi smacked her lips, remembering the topic that her girlfriend had recently mentioned to herself, thinking about the future while trying to slander her.He and Xiaoyu will definitely get married in the future, and they can take good care of Xiaoyu while they move out to live together now.

That guy doesn't have to hide behind the curtain and turn on the desk lamp to make her furry and cute ornaments secretly every time, it's too hurtful to the eyes.Although I have persuaded that guy to disclose this girlish hobby, it will not affect her image of handsome Yujie, but that funny guy is determined to maintain his image...

Zhao Yunxi, who was thinking deeply, didn't notice any strange and deep eyes behind him, like several throwing knives, and shot him from the beginning to the end.

The wind outside the window was blowing more and more violently, and Zhao Yunxi, who was wearing a jacket, couldn't help but feel the chill behind him. Fortunately, he finally touched the switch button on the wall, and before he could turn it on, something as fast as a wild beast pushed him down. on the bed.

Could it be Xiao Yu's night attack? ! !

Probably! !That funny guy has always been like this, and he doesn't even consider that this is a boys' dormitory! !What kind of surprise attack... I'm not a girl, so I don't need to use my flirting skills, I must calm down, and I must warn Xiaoyu that his nerdy and boring roommate is still there! ! !

but!The guy who attacked me didn't have the special light sweet scent of Kohane Shampoo...

"No, you're not Xiaoyu?! Who!! Such a sudden surprise! Do you want to stage a ghost movie or a demon movie!"

Zhao Yunxi easily broke free from the opponent's hand with his backhand, but saw the strange light attacking him again, his eyes were red like a mad dog, and he rushed at him recklessly.

"Pa—" Zhao Yunxi turned on the light, grabbed the guy who was rushing and attacking with one hand, and looked down.

Come on, my roommate, who is a nerdy bookworm, has red eyes and doesn't know whether to be angry or crying, and her face is gloomy.Although he still has a paralyzed face, he can still see the despair and bleakness of life from the eyes of the twins who have nothing to love and only want to die, and there is such a deep hatred when looking at himself?

"Tell me, what happened?"

Zhao Yunxi sat on the edge of the bed with her legs crossed, looked at her miserable roommate, and sighed helplessly.It's not that he wants to be called a central air conditioner, but he just thinks that he can pull it as much as he can, and he can help him as much as he can. As time goes by, he knows more people.

I can figure out this guy's habits, very few things can really bother this boring idiot, but if this guy is really bothered by something, it means that this thing is really important to him.I have never seen this calm and rational guy so anxious before preparing for the Japanese translation certificate. I have seen this guy's piles of certificate boxes. It is like a research madman, and this kid thinks that his research is just a drop in the ocean. , weird guy...

"If you don't mention the reason for the sneak attack, I will disqualify you from the fellowship meeting." Zhao Yunxi smiled wickedly, not believing that he couldn't catch this kid.

"...Because you urged me to like it, I was blocked by the person I like."

Gu Xi spoke, and it was rare to express clearly the cause and effect of the matter.

"Ah, what happened last time...really, was, blocked?"

Zhao Yunxi covered her eyes speechlessly, because someone who blackmails others just because of likes is too small.When I gloated and liked my girlfriend Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu came back to flirt with me in a cool way.

"Yes, that's my favorite person!" Gu Xi's expression was gloomy and ferocious, wishing to kill the roommate in front of her as soon as possible.There are always a group of pig friends around the protagonist who are holding back, but they are still useful, so I must be patient and patient! !Think about the fellowship meeting next week...

"Which girl from this school? Tell me, which department is it, buddy will help you explain. But you seem to be honest on the surface, but you are actually quite ready to move! While agreeing to join the fellowship, you like other people, tsk tsk .Is this to keep the risk of being single within a certain limit?" Zhao Yunxi smiled kindly.

"No, no!"

Gu Xi nestled beside the bed a little at a loss, was it just the first time he confessed to God Skull Crow like a three-dimensional person? ! !Wow wow wow, I swore to the death to keep the secret of my sullen otaku almost revealed, but how should I explain to my roommate that I like people other than those around me in reality?I am not the kind of scumbag who eats the pot and looks at the pot, and just now Yunjue CV has exploded the photo of the Great God of the Skull Crow. Although he only has one hand, there is no doubt about it!

I have liked the master of the painter world for more than four years-Skull Crow, he is a man! ! !

Gu Xi had also guessed that Li Ya would be a man before, and he even imagined that he was a greasy uncle with a beer belly.After all, painting skills have to rely on practice to make perfect, otherwise, no matter how much talent and creativity, it can only be obsessed in the mind, and it is impossible to express its charm 100% and make it come alive on paper.And the good CG pictures are almost all men. Gu Xi has read related books in the library of S University, with photos and brief introductions of those painters attached to them. Almost all of them are uncles with black-rimmed glasses and unshaven beards.

My heart is both contradictory and complicated, maybe it is the reason why the pink lo girl pretended to give herself preconceived notions during the live broadcast... If it was the first time that she was told that she was a man, she would not be as hard to accept as she is now.

Gu Xi was at war between heaven and man in his mind, while scrolling through Weibo to see the wave after wave of black people who were misunderstood as girls because of the live broadcast of the small skirt. Some people have been blacklisted for their size, new and old hatreds are sandwiched together, passers-by turn black, fans turn black, etc.

In the past, Gu Xi always put on her small vest and led a group of brainless fans to fight Heizi fiercely.But now, he felt that he was a mad dog who fell out of favor and was locked up in a small black room, completely unable to get out of the established fact of being blocked and the devastating news that the master is a man.Turning off the lights, lying on the bed without comprehending any philosophical principles, but feeling that what my roommate said last night was quite inspiring and urged me to like it, yes, it was the central air conditioner that fanned the flames that made me blacklisted...

Thus, there was the scene where Gu Xi attacked Zhao Yunxi secretly.

"Why are you so surprised? Could it be that the person your kid likes is from the Academy of Fine Arts next door? That's fine too, and I can explain it clearly for you kid."

After looking at the other party in surprise for a moment, Zhao Yunxi's eyes were completely blurred, not knowing what to write.As for the young people nowadays, it’s too easy to be honest on the surface, and they are not as mature and stable as themselves when dealing with feelings, tsk tsk...

"It's online..."

"I don't think so, Ah Xi, you're quite trendy, aren't you engaged in online dating?!" Zhao Yunxi sat in line with Gu Xi with a smile that I understand you, and even patted Gu Xi encouragingly shoulders.

"..."

Seeing her boring roommate ignoring him, Zhao Yunxi couldn't help but make a plan.However, he is a person who likes to watch the excitement, and solving problems in a bland manner has no meaning in life education.Ups and downs, ups and downs and twists and turns are the true meaning of life.

"Since I'm too embarrassed to say it, why not ask for help anonymously online?"

"Help?!" Gu Xi looked up in confusion. He went to the QQ group to ask for help, but no one could solve this century-old problem.

"Tsk tsk, it seems that you are still a low-headed person. There are a lot of strange people and anecdotes on Zhongzhong.com, and you will definitely gain something new if you go there to ask for help." Zhao Yunxi looked at the paralyzed young man with a dark face and dared not Staring at him in confidence, shrugged helplessly and promised, "If it doesn't work, I'll be responsible to the end!!"

"Really, really?! If it doesn't work, will you be responsible??" Gu Xi knew about Zhongzhong.com and was very famous, but he was hesitant because he had never been in this place before.But isn't it better for no one to know themselves? !Chance! !

Zhao Yunxi looked at Gu Xi's dull eyes and instantly lit up, and couldn't help laughing, Ah Xi is still too naive→_→.This trick of mine is nothing more than a delaying scheme!

"Okay, okay, the problem is perfectly solved. Take a shower and go to bed early, don't you have class tomorrow morning?" Zhao Yunxi yawned pretendingly, and pushed Gu Xi into the toilet.

Hahahaha, in just a few days, I and my girlfriend will be able to go to Zhongzhong.com to see how the group of netizens made suggestions for this idiot. Thinking about it, I feel like a rowing boat~ Zhao Yunxi even applauded, it’s not him I don't want to help, but I think that since it's an online thing, wouldn't it be better to ask almighty netizens for help? !It's really not that he thought it was too boring and came up with bad ideas~

Looking down, there were actually two bags of biscuits on the table, which looked delicate and small, neatly cut into cubes.I greeted the toilet and opened the bag. It smelled like strawberry jam. Although I don’t like sweets, I’m really hungry. Let’s try two pieces.

"Kaka." Bite down two biscuits, the rich taste quickly filled the entire mouth, Zhao Yunxi was about to feel the deliciousness on the tip of his tongue, but unexpectedly a strange, disgusting and sticky sauce filled the gap between his teeth, thinking I couldn't spit it out, but I swallowed it unconsciously, but it set off a wave of stomach acid... Vomit, it's so nauseating, my stomach hurts, my stomach acid is churning, I really want to vomit! !

As soon as Gu Xi came out, she saw the roommate who was foaming at the mouth and collapsed on the ground. The central air-conditioning roommate's hands and feet were twitching, her right hand was covering her stomach, and she was muttering something deliriously. She went over to listen—

There is no sound.