Catch a mango baby

The class is full on Monday, and at [-] o'clock in the morning, there is a subject that can kill the brain cells of liberal arts students-calculus.

Xu Cheng stayed in bed until 55:[-], when the third alarm rang, he finally got up.

"Get up." Jimang just came back from the cafeteria after having a full breakfast, and he threw the share for Xu Cheng on the other party's table, "The egg-filled pancakes are sprinkled with arsenic/cream, and the soy milk is mixed with crane top red. I hope you enjoy it~ "

Xu Cheng rushed into the bathroom to wash up, and shouted as he ran: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I-why I love you so much and hate you at the same time

Ji Mang lazily took the book, and before going out, he left a sentence: "There are too many people who want to explode my chrysanthemum, you should line up first!"

Xu Cheng brushed his teeth and said vaguely: "You are ruthless... by the way, help me get a seat far from the blackboard!"

When Ji Mang left the dormitory, his mind wandered to the sky, thinking that those people who wanted to explode his asses were all the people he hacked in the game inexplicably.

In reality, almost everyone has a good impression of this handsome and clean young man for no reason. Hmm... Although his words are a bit cheap, his cheapness is only aimed at boys. , Ji Mang can be said to be extremely popular.

One day's classes are full, but after all, it's the third year of junior year. Except for the full class on Monday, Ji Mang and his professional classes are already very few.

People with goals, internships, those who are preparing for postgraduate entrance examinations, and those who go abroad are also in the library.

The rest are salty fish playing online games like Ji Mang and Xu Cheng.

Xu Cheng's family is not rich, but there are plenty of ways out.

But Jimang is just the opposite. His family is very poor, and he prefers to spend time in online games. Apart from being confused about the future, it is more because of another reason he does not want to say.

The dinner was a takeaway that Xu Cheng invited for breakfast in return for Ji Mang.

Ji Mang pressed the power button, and while waiting for the computer to start up, he had already started eating.

He opened the game with his free left hand and logged into his account.

In less than 1 minute, the game interface opens.

The player [Yishui Weihan] logs into the game.

He pressed the n button habitually, and only one friend was online in the friend group at the top——【Profit merchants don't have small jj】.

Walnut 113 is not there?Probably went to dinner.

Ji Mang is not in a hurry, thinking that he should be able to finish the job he asked Hutao to help last night, and that Hutao's work efficiency is high, so Ji Mang is absolutely at ease.

Neither the daily quest nor the beheading quest was done.

Although [Yi Shui Weihan] has already reached the full level, doing these two tasks can accumulate spiritual points. As long as Ji Mang is in the game, he will not miss these two tasks.The spiritual value can be exchanged for spiritual power when opening a new level in the future. With spiritual power, he can quickly level up after the development of the new game system.

According to the news obtained by profiteers, no surprises, the top level will rise from 120 to 150 within half a year. Ji Mang, who has become more and more tired of this game, has a little bit of expectation.

Of course, the gang league is also a big motivation for him to continue.

Ji Mang ignored dinner for the time being, moved his right hand to the mouse, clicked the i button with his left hand to open the backpack, and clicked a teleportation talisman to send it outside the beheading copy.

Choose one of the three beheading dungeons, the most difficult one is the one that Ji Mang is used to playing - the Red Devil Wolf dungeon.

But as for the fact that he didn't dare to go out ostentatiously, it was entirely because he now had a famous name and was equipped with good equipment. Even if it wasn't Zongheng's old enemies, there would still be jealous people who wanted to mess with him.

He is not afraid of pvp, but if he is beaten by a group, he will be scared to pee his pants!

The number one assassin in the server?

Probably a cheap and cowardly bastard.

The imagination was wonderful, but when he was teleported outside the instance of the Red Devil Wolf, Jimang was completely scared and cry.

The campus network is cheating, the interface is delayed by about two seconds.

But to Ji Mang, these two seconds are as long as the whole life!

Swish swish -4000+ blood value, soaring above [Yishui Weihan]'s head.

Fuck, all these people in front of you were invited to kill him?

Ji Mang fed the medicine quickly, and at the same time clicked the channel switch in the upper right corner, changing from line 1 to line 15.

He who thought he had escaped a catastrophe never expected that there would be another wave of people waiting for him here.

Just like before, they came up to chop him up at the slightest disagreement.

Ji Mang was drunk, and it took five seconds to release his city return skill, which was enough for him to be hacked to death by this group of people.

And the one-second teleportation talisman had to be buffered for half an hour before he could use it again because he had used it once just now.

Damn it, Ji Mang was so angry that he stared at the game window like hell.

Player [Yishui Weihan], are you sure you want to quit the game? 【OK】/【Reject】

Ji Mang frantically clicked [Agree], the mouse was almost dented by him.

what--

The game window is closed.

"The pvp master actually ran away!" "Yi Shui Weihan, that coward!" "Fucking me, I'm going to explode his asshole! Run so fast!" "Trash!!!"...

Don't think about it, the world must be brushing these things.

Ji Mang calmly switched to takeaway.

After chewing twice, he suddenly remembered what to do when Walnut came back, forget it, open another number.

After a while, the same game login interface, the same game music background.

The system login prompt is replaced by——

The player [Baby Mango] returns to the game.

[Private chat] Profiteers have no small jj: Lao Yi

[Private chat] There is no small jj for profiteers: When you went up just now, I just went to get takeaway, and when I came back, I saw you being raped again in the world, and my heart hurts...

[Private chat] Baby Mango: Is it your people blocking me again?

[Private chat] There is no small jj for profiteers: This time is a new strategy... Is there a kind of refreshment to get a new experience in the game?

[Private chat] Baby Mango: It's so cool, baby, why are those people you help so boring, they hacked me to death when they were able to attack me, and they messed around all day long.

The profiteers actually want to say, if you sneak up on others, just do the same thing as those who blocked you, okay?

However, the profiteer was too lazy to expose this little bitch's mouth, so he wisely didn't send out this sentence.

[Private chat] There is no small jj for profiteers: I said you should just forget about the whole WeChat or QQ, if something happens, buddies can give you a vaccination in advance, don't you think so?

[Private chat] Baby Mango: You said what is the use of my Nokia 520?

[Private Chat] A profiteer has no small jj: So what Uncle means is to ask you to change your phone, baby!

[Private Chat] Baby Mango: The baby is poor, uncle, you know.

[Private chat] There is no small jj for profiteers: I have a lot of second-hand mobile phones here, and the frequency of my dream partner changing mobile phones is beyond the reach of human beings. Just tell me what model you want, and just pay me for the postage and transfer it to Alipay. .

[Private Chat] Baby Mango: I don’t even have Alipay and you forgot?

[Private chat] A profiteer has no little jj: ... Oh that's right, if it doesn't work, how about we just pay?

[Private Chat] Baby Mango: Forget it, baby is a maverick, no need for a smartphone!

Your friend [Hutao 113] invited you to join the team, [Agree]/[Reject]?

Walnut on?

Ji Mang clicked [Agree], and the profiteer also joined the team.

[Team] Hutao 113: Just got stabbed again?

[Team] Profiteers have no little jj: Every time you're not around...he gets stabbed, how do you take care of your baby as a brother?

[Team] Baby Mango: qaq is bullying people in the snowy area!Oh no!They bully the baby!

[Team] Hutao 113: Xiaoshabi, take medicine quickly!

[Team] Hutao 113: Our leader said that he welcomes you very much, and said...

[Team] Baby Mango: What do you mean?

[Team] Hutao 113: I appreciate all the insane things you have done to Zongheng Xueyu :)

[Team] Baby Mango: Hey, I'm so stupid!It's hard to find a bosom friend, pull me into the help immediately!

[Team] Hutao 113: Get lost... you have to restrain yourself if you enter to help you, otherwise why don't you say our leader doesn't fight with the people of Zongheng

[Team] Baby Mango: It’s so annoying. I won’t be able to cut vertically and horizontally after itchy hands. I have to wait until the gang war is over~ I don’t know if they will miss me as an old friend~

[Team] Profiteers have no little jj: too shameless→_→

[Team] Walnut 113: Alright you!When will you change that number back?I pull you in

[Team] Baby Mango: Well, this one, about 23 minutes and 54 seconds left?

[Team] Hutao 113: I guess this is the case, otherwise you would have been disconnected, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[World] There is no small jj for profiteers: Low entry and high exit for teleportation symbols, one only needs 20 gold!Hurry up and buy!If you buy it, there will be no such incidents where the first assassin in the whole server gets stabbed and can only turn off the game!Monopoly!while stocks last!If you can't buy it, you will suffer a loss and if you can't buy it, you will be fooled!

[Team] Baby Mango: ... a profiteer.

[Team] Walnut 113: ... profiteer.

After chatting with the two of them, and then dealt with the takeaway, Jimang took time to change the number.

As soon as he went online, he used the buffered teleportation symbol to return to the safe area in seconds, but he still couldn't escape being cut off by half of his health again.

Your friend [Hutao 113] invited you to join the gang [taosc], please select [Agree]/[Decline]?

Ji Mang crossed his legs and clicked [Agree].

As soon as you enter the gang, dozens of gang chat rules are instantly displayed in the lower left corner.

[Gang] Bearded Uncle: Girls from our school!It's so ugly it's earth-shattering! ! !

[Gang]: Nima!I just want to call them dinosaurs at our school!

[Gang] The cat's mental retardation: can the fans stop the meeting?

[Gang] Domineering CEO: Luckily, we have a lot of goddesses in our profession hehe!

[Gang] Samuel of Traveling: Our profession is also, hehehe!

[Gang]: Uh, wait... I feel like we swiped too fast, and a system prompt was swiped up.

When I got here, no one continued to send messages.

So, all went up to find that system prompt?

at the same time.

[Gang] Bearded Uncle: What the hell? !

[Gang]: What the hell? !

[Gang] Cat's Mental Retardation: What the hell? !

[Gang] Domineering CEO: What the hell? !

[Gang] Samuel of Traveling: Damn? !

[Gang] Zero: ...

zero?This is an "old acquaintance", although it is the kind of acquaintance who has not spoken a word.Those who were not chatting just now were blown out at this time...

So these people are, probably, very surprised that they helped themselves?

[Gang] Yi Shui Weihan: Hi~ Beibi, I am your cutie, tell me loudly if you like me!

[Gang] Bearded Uncle: Who brought this meow in? !

[Gang]: I'm probably blind and need to wash my eyes...

[Gang] The mental retardation of the cat: Which one has dominated the pvp list for more than half a year?Not bad, you've managed to get my attention.

[Gang] Domineering CEO: Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah? ! ! ! !

[Gang] Samuel of Traveling: What is inside, it seems to be pulled in by walnuts?

[Gang] Zero: ……………

Hu Tao's private messages were maxed out, but he didn't reply, and replied directly on the gang channel.

[Gang] Hutao 113: Everyone calm down, Brother Feng agreed with him to come in orz

The brother Feng mentioned by Hu Tao is also the leader of TC - Ming Feng.

This time, everyone was silent.

Only zero spoke.

[Gang] Zero: Why didn't Feng tell me?

This tone rushed out of the screen, as expected of TC's deputy leader.

[Gang] Yi Shui Weihan: Probably because I have a personal relationship with him?So what, are you worried about being replaced by me?This strong smell of vinegar, the baby was smoked to death =v=

Others who were afraid to speak before, are even more afraid to speak now...

[Private chat] Hutao 113: Old Yi, don't you know who he is!Are you courting death? !

[Private chat] zero: You are dead.

For some reason, the short four words of zero made Ji Mang boil all over.

Probably found another way to spend time and find fun in this game, so what, it's too early to say who will die and who will live.