Every day someone is teasing the family

Fan girl: ah ah ah ah my screen is so dirty

My Neighbor Totoro is not a cat: Ahhhhhh Mama asked me why I lick my screen Summer is very hot: Ahhhh My husband is cheating on my spirits Spicy Jiang Jiananyi Lemon-flavored Apple: I just saw Susu’s when I came back from the latest update Beautiful photo ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah cool update: ah ah ah updated

Xiao Ming who doesn’t know math: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah why is my screen red

Eldest brother: ah ah ah ah ah I have blood all over my face//Tang Sanzang

Second Senior Brother: I have already started to take off my pants [doge face] Junior Brother Sha: Why are you still posting on Weibo at this time!The white dragon horse stood up and masturbated...

Netizens are too cruel, because Su Muzhe didn't open Weibo, so he simply brushed the topic again!

#苏苏美破天空#

#Today I want to change my girlfriend hot#

#Susu goddess is coming to the bowl#

The headline little prince, Anyang Hao, has gone to the rooftop! 【Manual goodbye】

After closing Weibo, Su Muzhe rubbed his temples, the way modern people communicate is really special!You can understand every word, but you can't understand it together.She has read high school books these days, but since she opened Weibo, she has been unable to understand what these netizens are saying.

After knowing this, Jiang Nanyi: "This is a relatively trendy way of expression, you just need to know that they are all your fans, either the kind you eat, or the kind that likes you (your face) very much! "

Over the past few days, Wang Sunxin has continued to file lawsuits, and Jia Nian has also begun to suppress Licheng in an all-round way. I think it won't be long before Licheng will back down.

In mid-July, Licheng finally terminated the contract with Su Muzhe.Immediately afterwards, Su Muzhe signed a contract with the New Year, and his agent Nan Du, work assistant Xiao Zhou, life assistant Xiao Huang and others were all in place one by one.At the end of July, a special press conference was held for the New Year. At the reception, he explained the reason why his manager Nandu often visited Jiangnan Yi's house before, and the good friend relationship between Jiangnan Yi and Su Muzhe who "saw old friends at first sight".

In the matter of Su Muzhe, the new year's signing and the concession on the agent issue were not without remuneration.Jiangnan Yi and New Year's president privately agreed that the two major projects in the second half of the year will withdraw from the competition.

"Tell me, this matter has been solved satisfactorily for you, how do you reward me?" Before going to bed, Jiang Nanyi rolled around excitedly on the bed, after getting these messy things done, she would have time to talk about love !As witty as I am!

Su Muzhe snatched the quilt and rolled herself into a silkworm chrysalis: "Didn't I help you with the housework every day and get paid by my work?" For more than two months, she was forced by the manager of Nanjing University to change to modern Chinese, Once she said something wrong, she would be slapped on the palm of her hand, and she was terrified of being slapped.

"So you want to get rid of Miss Ben?" Jiang Jiangnan sat on her dissatisfied, "What's the reward for work, if you have the ability, you can promise it with your body!"

Being molested by this man every day, Su Muzhe has practiced the skill of listening to love words without blushing, but his ears hidden in his black hair are completely red.She turned her head: "Don't talk nonsense, if you want to make a promise with your body, it is also to Lawyer Wang! He is the one who has made great contributions."

Hearing these words, Jiang Nan Yi scolded with a smile: "You really have no conscience! If I don't help, that little grandson is willing to help you!" She was vigilant against all human creatures that appeared around Su Muzhe, regardless of male or female. Turned black and made a small statement: "Don't really fall in love with that kid. He has never slept with any kind of beauty in the entertainment industry. The virgin was sent out seven or eight years ago!"

"You're really good at talking! Don't be ashamed!" Although Su Mu covered his lips, he was also very surprised by this era.According to her understanding, modern women can go out to work and earn money by themselves. After marriage, the other party must be loyal to her alone. If they don't get along, they can get divorced.This era is too tolerant of women, and even the same gender can be married.

Thinking of the guidebook for chasing a wife that was sent as a small gift - "72 Strategies for Raiding the Goddess", Jiang Nan recalled what he had learned and put it to use, with evil charm and madness, he smiled charmingly: "I'm only not ashamed of you."

Goddess Su, who had never read a modern CEO novel, blushed immediately, covered her face silently, threw away her helmet and armor, and fled the city.

Jiang Nanyi chuckled, turned over and hugged her.Originally immersed in his emotions, Su Muzhe heard some strange voices, mostly female voices.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh I give 97 points for this love talk skill, if I don't give full marks, I'm afraid my husband will be proud!"

"Ah, the goddess looks at me! I can also say such love words!"

"Ah, ah, I am that quilt! Don't stop me!"

"Am I the only one who noticed that sentence seems to be a classic line from a certain Hunan Net?"

"The Truth Upstairs"

"Husband plagiarized bad reviews"

"Ah, the goddess is so cute, she has a shy and cute face to listen to a love story"

"Ah, I really want to touch the little ears that the goddess hides."

"Don't make trouble upstairs, I'm that strand of black hair next to my ear"

"Susu, do you still lack leg accessories? The one who has been abroad, looks good, can talk about love, and has a net worth of over [-] million, no worse than a national husband."

"Here comes the digger! Help Jiang Jia Nanyi, thank you!"

"Help the Jiang family remember the south, hide the merit and fame [doge face]"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, update soon!"

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Su Muzhe was startled, how could he hear the voice? !Those on Weibo are all words!What does update mean?Could it be that there is something wrong with my ears?Covering her ears, she found that the voices were still there.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Nan thought she was angry when she saw her like this, and thought to herself that the guide was really unreliable, Susu is so restrained, she has to come step by step!Grandson Wang must have tricked her!

Lawyer Wang Sunxin who worked late at night sneezed hard.

At this moment, the voice seemed to gradually fade away.Thinking that Jiangnan Yi is quite busy, I don't bother her with these strange things.Su Muzhe approached: "It's okay, you can talk, I want to hear it!"

So, Jiangnan Yi told stories to her family Susu, and then slept until dawn?

not at all!

The loyal dog Gong wagging his tail to show off his cuteness (stupid?) and the result was that his tail was broken, and the result of Jiang Nan Yi's excessive force to please Su Muzhe was that her voice became hoarse and she developed a high fever in the middle of the night.

Su Muzhe, who was hugged by her, felt as if he was trapped in a big furnace in his sleep. He wanted to escape but couldn't. Finally, he woke up from the heat and found that the body temperature of the people around him was abnormal.

Su Muzhe was terrified, but he still managed to calm down.Without the popularized knowledge of modern hospitals, she didn't know how to find a doctor or where to find a doctor.

Picking up a basin of cold water, she soaked it with a towel, didn't wring it out completely, and wiped Jiangnan Yi's body.She suddenly remembered that she had a whip wound last time, and the ointment would heal quickly after applying that ointment. Presumably modern medicine should take effect quickly, so she hurried to find the small box where the medicine was placed.

After rummaging through a few cabinets, everything was messed up, Su Muzhe gritted his teeth and continued to search for medicine.As a result, she didn't know the names of the diseases that could cure the medicines that she found out with great difficulty.

Distraught, she remembered that the mobile phone seemed to be able to contact people far away, so she hurried to the room to get Jiangnan Yi's mobile phone.When Jiangnan Yi unlocked it several times before, she was watching from the side, so she knew the unlocking gesture.It's just that my hands trembled because of fear, and I slipped wrong several times.

After finally unlocking it, Su Muzhe couldn't find the dialing software, so he accidentally opened Jiangnan Yi's Weibo.The Weibo she understands is that many people talk and type on it, just like the people in her mind.While wiping Jiangnan Yi's body, he pressed Weibo everywhere.

During the Great Zhou Dynasty, having a fever was a terrible thing. It would be fine if it was mild for a day or two, but the body would become very hot.If it is more serious, it is always bad, and the patient may lose his life, and even if he is lucky enough to survive, he may become dementia.

So 10 minutes later, the night owls who checked Weibo in the middle of the night saw that the national husband updated Weibo, and they were all extremely happy. Shouldn't a moment be worth a thousand dollars at this time?Or the husband can't?One night/seven times/Lang is right!

Jiang Jiananyi: Excuse me, what should I do if I have a fever?Very serious, I love my husband very much: Hurry to the hospital, does my husband have a fever?

Hahaha: Is this tone his own?Could it be Susu?

Beicheng: This woman secretly used her mobile phone while her husband was asleep. She wanted to be popular, but she wanted to go crazy. God: Dial 120, this is common sense.

Summer is hot: Is it really Susu?This kind of method is too low, maybe it is someone else, after all, there are so many husbands and girlfriends who are dried tofu: Are you cold and have a fever?If it is not very serious, you can take medicine, Tylenol cold tablets, Baijiahei, Ganmaoqing tablets, vc Yinqiao tablets, these are all western medicines, if you have Chinese patent medicines, you can use Yinqiaojiedu pills, Sangju cold tablets, Yinhuang granules , Banlangen Granules, Shuanghuanglian Oral Liquid, Huoxiang Zhengqi Water, etc.

……

Su Muzhe stopped looking at Weibo, and immediately went to find out these medicines, and gave them to Jiangnan Yi according to the usage.Afterwards, he fed her boiled water a few times and wiped her sweat. After a few times, Su Muzhe was already sweating profusely.

Watching by the bed, seeing that her fever had not subsided, and wiping her body again, Su Muzhe was almost drowsy.Suddenly, the phone vibrated in his hand, and Su Muzhe was so frightened that he almost threw it away.After a few clicks, the call was connected.

"Come down and open the door!" He hung up after hearing a male voice say this.

Not knowing whether this person is an enemy or a friend, Su Muzhe went to the kitchen and took a knife and hid it behind his back before slowly opening the door.

As soon as the door was opened, Wang Sunxin pushed it open without looking at the woman behind the door, striding across the living room upstairs to Jiangnan Yi's room.

The door was pushed open abruptly and knocked on her head, Su Muzhe hurriedly closed the door, followed the man upstairs with a kitchen knife.

When I went upstairs, I saw that tall man picking up Jiangnan Yi: "You can't even take care of people, what use are you! Why are you blocking the way! Don't you know how to send him to the hospital with such a severe fever?"

Suddenly being scolded like this, Su Muzhe almost cried aggrievedly, but when he thought of this man still holding Jiangnan Yi, he glared at him fiercely, let him out of the way, and followed him out.This time, she needs to know how to get to the hospital, so she won't need this man next time!

Wang Sun, who was thrown away after being used up in the plan, murmured confidently: Although she has a good figure, it is not enough to attract Xiao Jiangzi's heart to her.