Every day someone is teasing the family

The two sitting on the sofa faced each other cross-legged, and the room was silent.

Think about that Su Muzhe who was scared to death by her. Although she has no impression at all, Jiangnan Yi, who feels wronged, touches her nose and breaks the silence first: "I've already found out, tell me who you are, this time it's not Run around!"

At this time, Su Muzhe, who knew he was afraid, wanted to cry but had no tears.When he woke up, before he could recall the memory of Da Zhou, he saw the gradually enlarged face of this man, and he was so frightened that he wanted to run away again.Unexpectedly, this person is not a weak woman from Dazhou, she locked her wrist with her hand and pressed her knee against her, so she couldn't move.

Turning his face sideways, Su Muzhe replied, "I am..."

Looking at the red mark on her right face, Jiang Nan Yi wanted to wipe it off with her hand.Lying on the sofa just now, it was because of this mark that she immediately saw the god, and she got closer and closer, just as she woke up, and between her breaths, she suddenly had a thought and retreated.At this moment, Jiang Nanyi noticed that the other party's red lips were opening and closing, but she didn't say who she was, and threatened: "Don't try to play tricks! If you don't tell me, I will send you to prison."

"Call the imperial doctor!" Su Mu thought he had some kind of disease, but now he was able to speak, "I am..."

"Isn't the imperial physician from ancient times?" Jiang Nanyi frowned, and looked closely at her widening eyes, opened her mouth but was speechless, and then realized the key to the problem, it couldn't be because of some kind of restriction, right? ?In order to test whether this is the only question that cannot be answered, Jiangnan Yi continued to ask: "How old are you?"

Su Muzhe put his hands on his neck, opened his mouth for a long time but couldn't see the vibration, and then realized that there was a serious problem. Could it be that he came back to life just to die?I don't know what kind of disease this is?

It seems that none of the questions asked can be answered, so what if you change to another object?Jiang Nanyi took out her phone and unlocked it in front of her: "Look, is this magical thing?"

"It's not amazing!" Su Muzhe blurted out, and immediately wanted to change his words: "No, it's not amazing! It's not amazing!" Realizing that he couldn't give an affirmative answer, he shook his head immediately.

Jiang Nanyi has a vague guess in his heart, and now he is waiting for verification: "Have you seen the thing I cook porridge before?"

After a little hesitation, Su Muzhe whispered, "...I've seen it before." Then he shook his head with a mournful face.

"Pfft!" Jiang Nanyi lay down on his back, laughing loudly, "You are too funny, I've never seen anything like this before!"

Originally thinking that he was going to die, before he had time to see this new world, Su Muzhe was still a little sad.Seeing her laughing like this at this moment, apart from being sad, he also became angry from embarrassment, so he threw himself forward and pressed hard on her body!

Jiang Nanyi clutched her chest and wailed: "What are you doing!" Just as she was about to teach this reckless little girl a lesson, she saw the beautiful face in front of her and said, "I know what's going on with you. Yes, give me a kiss and I'll tell you."

Su Muzhe's complexion changed, from rosy to pale, he immediately got up, kept away from her, folded his hands on his knees, and stared at her cautiously.

I am used to making jokes, but at this time I scare people like this, Jiang Nanyi felt a little guilty: "You haven't heard of Pinocchio, have you? He is a character in a fairy tale. As for what a fairy tale is, it is a fictional story. Every time Pinocchio lies When you are young, your nose will become longer, so he can't lie. I tried it just now, and every time I ask you a question, you can't tell the truth, either you can't tell it, or you just tell a lie."

Su Muzhe was worried: "Then can my disease be cured? When will it be cured?"

"I saw the first case of you. No one has tried it before. If you want to be cured, the rest of your life may be occupied by the group of people in the research institute. At that time, even if you want to live an ordinary life, I'm afraid you can't. Besides, you can't tell the truth about it. You can tell whether it's big or small. You don't know anyone here, let alone you are in the entertainment industry. The entertainment industry is deep, and everyone is socializing? Who talks about the truth? So sometimes the truth is unnecessary." Jiang Nanyi carefully analyzed it for her.

Seeing her expression move slightly, Jiang Nanyi continued: "What's more, so far, you only know me. Since I already know about your strange disease, I will not misunderstand your true meaning. If you want to say I can tell the truth for you."

Hearing this, Su Mu covered his face and neck with a layer of crimson, and said, "I, I can use a brush, just a brush."

As early as the beginning, Jiang Nanyi thought about the problem of pens.She guessed that the new soul in Su Muzhe's body should come from an ancient dynasty in the parallel world, which can be seen through the Great Zhou Dynasty, which is not consistent with their side.She explained: "The brushes here are very expensive and not universal. If you want to use a brush, you have to practice calligraphy first."

Next, Jiangnan Yi showed her how to use the kitchen utensils.Why teach kitchen appliances first?Of course it was because it was time for dinner, and after learning that this... er, girl was good at cooking in ancient times, she immediately decided to hand over the kitchen.Thinking that she either goes out to eat or takes turns to take out instant noodles every day, it is really sad!For the matter of hiring a nanny, Jiang Nanyi refused.She doesn't like outsiders at home, ahem, Su Mu makes an exception.

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

There has been a lot of noise on the Internet.

The cause was that a certain journalist who was not afraid of death leaked the photos.A post on the Haijiao Forum - "August [-] National Husbands' New and Old Lovers" became a top trending topic.

Those so-called "old loves" in the past were all directly denied by Miss Jiang, so naturally they couldn't make any waves.However, this time it was no small matter!First, the national husband spent a night with her; second, the national husband did not admit or deny it, and asked to delete the photo; third, the national husband carried the lady home, and she was still hugged by the princess; fourth, the lady came out Wearing the national husband's clothes all the time!

In the past, those female celebrities who claimed that Miss Jiang sent flowers, cars and diamonds were turned into scum in seconds!There is no frame at all, and it is simply wishful thinking to get in touch with Miss Jiang with a few words, a few insiders, and a few chat screenshots!

But the focus of this post is on Miss Jiang's new love, which is Su Muzhe.The focus is on how this new love is inferior to many "old loves" before.Those old loves from the past, tall female models, sweet singers, home gods and goddesses, popular female stars...all of them have words and works!

Let's look at this "Xinhuan" again. There are two mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas in which the family is long and the family is short. One is a vicious mistress and the other is a rural sister-in-law.This image is not bad by one point or two, it has to be one hundred and eight thousand points!Look at this dark yellow skin, blue eye shadow and big red lips... It's hard to imagine what happened to the national husband's eyes!The aesthetic concept has been subverted like this!It must have been lowered!

The post is analyzed in an orderly manner, with clear layers, from the shallower to the deeper, from the narrative to the lyrical, step by step, and mobilize people's hearts.The evidence is also so hard to argue against, but downstairs is...

1l: Eat melons in the front row and watch the goddess

2l: The goddess is so beautiful, Xinhuan doesn’t even deserve to lift my shoes

3l: Wait for a slap in the face

4l: Fire Tong Liu Ming, loves Lan Lan the most, Lan Lan is the best

5l: Xinhuan is so ugly, fuck off!

6l: Upstairs is blind, identification completed

7l: Don't let people tell you that people are ugly?

8l: How about the ugly makeup artist for the stills?Look at the last few photos without makeup!

9l: I decided to change the goddess, kneeling and licking the goddess

10l: Susu wears clothes as big as her husband's, and she's so beautiful...

At this time, Weibo has already shown a one-sided trend.

Rabbits love carrots: Damn it, did you read it?"Daily Life with the Husband of the National People" on a certain Jiangwang website tortured the dog to death!

Unexpected nickname: the website of "Overbearing Husband Falls in Love with Me" on a demon website, the single dog has already fainted from crying in the toilet [doge face] Windy Sao Nian: I saw the live-action version, husband, are you serious? jpg] Husband is me: I suddenly discovered that the heroine and Xinhuan in the comics seem to be... inexplicably shown [Living without love.

A cat that does not eat fish: found +10086

Winter melon, winter melon, I am watermelon: I feel sorry for myself, did it start so early? !If my husband denies it again, I will live broadcast Chixiang!Jiang Jia Nan Yi Jiang Jiang Yi is my husband: I have become a fan of Jiangsu cp, waiting for the abuse □ □ Update often □ Miss Jiang I want to give birth to a monkey for you: Am I the only one who doesn't understand what's going on?

This Nan can be recalled: Reply to Miss Jiang, I want to give birth to a monkey for you: Husband has a new love, and Jiang and a certain Yaowang already have fan fiction and comics of husband and new love, Miss Jiang, I want to give birth to a monkey for you: Reply to this Nan Ke Reminisces: Sweet to death, personal and spicy!Why does Spicy Beauty wake up in her husband's bed!Goddess, come to my bed!

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At the same time, the readers' comment section of Jiang and Yaowang had been compromised.

No1 netizen Cai Cai commented: Oh my god, kiss me!Husband is so cowardly!

no2 netizen puppy’s comment: so obvious, my husband didn’t see it, it’s definitely not true love no3 netizen heard that grass mud is a horse commented: my husband has a heavy taste, shy, dare not look at it no4 netizen’s mushroom is the best comment: tsk tsk, With your fingers in your mouth, this annoying little fairy!Husband, how can you bear it? No5 netizen Xiaohong is not a big bad wolf Comment: Don’t give pens or anything, isn’t it just you who can only listen to the truth, scheming boy no6 Netizen 22223 Comments: I’m the only one who noticed that there is only one golden finger ?

no7 netizen little angel commented: cool and cool!Watch dog abuse!Su Su Su!So cool!

netizen no8 commented: It's updated!Cooking in the kitchen or something, are you sure you don't want to come to such a good place...

The two people who were busy in the kitchen didn't know about these things on the Internet. After working for more than an hour, they barely made three dishes and one soup.With Jiangnan Yi watching over him, Su Muzhe naturally wouldn't set fire to the kitchen, but the dishes were a bit mushy.

It tastes much better than eating instant noodles, do you want to hook up and go home?Oh, I'm already at home, so how about hooking up and having sex?It looks like she has big breasts and thin waist, she is a stunner who warms the bed!The national husband who didn't know that he was in the headlines thought so when he looked at the busy back of the beauty.