One hour in the life of a superhuman

"Why should I breastfeed?" [Dazai's eldest daughter] crossed her hands on her chest, with a disgusted and impatient expression of resistance on her face.

"Didn't you give birth?" [Dazai's eldest son] held the little baby in one hand, swinging in front of the eldest daughter like a swing, almost being squeezed next to his face, "Come on, big sister, come on Breastfeeding, ah, open your mouth."

He has a cheap look, the type that even I want to punch him.

The eldest daughter slapped the eldest son's face away, "Go away and die."

Probably because of the irritability of breastfeeding, there was no follow-up coherent kicking and smashing movements.

After he glanced at me from the corner of his eyes, I had a bad premonition, and as expected, he raised his noble chin towards me, with a bit of malice infected by the eldest son in his words, "Isn't it still Is there 【Osamu Dazai】?"

……

Hey, hey, did you make a mistake, do you want your 36-year-old [Osamu Dazai] mother to feed your children?

I even thought about the headlines of the news department.

#Shocked, in order not to breastfeed the young woman did such a thing to her 36-year-old mother#

#少妇妇Forcing old mothers to feed their children, is it the annihilation of humanity or the lack of morality? #

"No." I crossed my arms and firmly opposed it.

"cut."

Are you "cutting", by the way, isn't this your own daughter?Can you take care of the children you gave birth to by yourself? I am exhausted raising the four of you, bastard.

Wrinkles started at the age of 36!

Although I am not the only one doing things in the whole family, you spend more time fighting around doing nothing than me and my second daughter doing things!

Seeing that the baby's hunger value was about to bottom out, and would starve to death in a few seconds, [Dazai's eldest daughter] let out a "tsk" and walked towards him.

【Dazai's eldest daughter】Walking very slowly, totally different from his fast-paced personality, it can be seen that his heart is very heavy, like a mountain pressing on his weak (?) shoulders, but the baby didn't run around, and There are not many roads to go, so we arrived within a few steps.

【Dazai's eldest daughter】Looking at the baby, neither of them spoke, the atmosphere suddenly became very depressed, it seemed that what he was feeding was not milk, but the morals of a man.

……

If I think about it this way, do I still have the integrity to be a man after feeding four babies?

【The eldest son of Dazai】suddenly said, "You look like two wild dogs ready to grab food."

With these words, [Dazai Eldest Daughter] and the little baby glanced at [Dazai Eldest Son] almost at the same time.

There was gnashing of teeth and irritability on the faces of both sides.

Hey, isn't there a tacit understanding between mother and daughter?

[Dazai's eldest son] Don't be afraid at all, do the classic cheerleading move, do splits in the air, "Big sister, do you need me to do cheerleading for you to encourage you to breastfeed?"

The flexibility of a 14-year-old boy is not for you to do this kind of thing!

[Dazai's eldest daughter] A "well" appeared on her face, "I don't know how to breastfeed!"

"There are hands and feet, you should eat the food yourself." After shouting this sentence, [Dazai's eldest daughter] quickly took a cactus fruit from the ground, and then directly pulled the baby's chin down with his hand, so that he could It was easy to hear a "click", and it was obviously dislocated directly.

Then he threw the cactus fruit into the baby's mouth very quickly, and then slapped the dislocated jaw back with a "click" sound. The whole process seemed to have been rehearsed a thousand times.

After the baby is forced to eat the cactus fruit, the hunger bar on his head will be filled up, but because of his young age, there are not many grids for the satiety, so most of the satiation that the cactus can increase is wasted up.

Is feeding also possible?

It's too rough, if it wasn't here, I would probably die.

Even [Dazai's eldest son] was surprised, "Slug, you should stop raising children. Even if you raise ten children, you won't be able to support them. They will be killed by you."

If you talk nonsense and tell the truth, you will be beaten again as expected.

The little baby who was treated roughly looked even angrier. What was better than the blue was that the eldest daughter took a "well" when he was angry, and he could take several shots when he was angry.

He stood up, looked around, and then chose the long straight wooden stick on the ground, looking like he wanted to swing the stick for a sneak attack?

But because of the age, it is futile anyway.

Seeing that the novice mother seemed to have no intention of caring about anything but beating up her second son, I had to remind, "You have to give him a name."

This point is not as unacceptable as breastfeeding. [Dazai’s eldest daughter] roughly picked up the little baby with teeth and claws, and because of the restriction, it became a very standard baby hug. For a moment, his body was very stiff, and he looked like Is at a loss.

But it was soon broken. The little baby was a ruthless person, very decisive. He grabbed the eldest daughter's long hair with one hand and began to struggle. Start swinging.

It hurts to look at.

[Dazai's eldest daughter] She hasn't suffered such a big loss since she was born, her pretty little face is wrinkled, but she has outstanding endurance, almost relying on the speed and strength of an adult to drag the baby down.

The eldest daughter showed him a kind smile, and then came an Invincible Hot Wheels, spinning a thigh, spinning 360 degrees in the air, from one year old to three years old.

Feeling the coolness of the wind brought by the child being rotated at high speed, I think I have to take back what I said before, the cubs born of strong people are also strong cubs, and they hurt each other.

The little baby who was promoted to a child was so dizzy that he couldn't be a demon for the time being.

【Dazai's Eldest Daughter】He just let out a cold snort.

Because it is the first time to name it, he still doesn't quite understand the weird naming method of this game, which is very fast. When you want to name it, it will be too late to make a sound. Ghost] such a name.

The eldest daughter said uncontrollably, "Your name is [Dazai Hum]."

This naming storm came to an end.

Since the eldest daughter refuses to breastfeed, a large amount of food is needed to raise Dazai hum, which is not an easy task, and the burden of all our food falls on the second daughter.

However, what I never expected was that there was no danger during the inspection, but something happened to the second daughter who was looking for food.