One hour in the life of a superhuman

[Slick Ghost III] gave birth to a child with black hair, a face with facial paralysis is familiar, and those eyes are even more lifeless, but first of all, I really want to tell Osamu Dazai that you can see facial paralysis A common thing.

"It's a girl," [Slick Ghost III] held the kid's panties with one hand, and hooked him up like a plastic bag. Even though he was treated like this, he still had no expression on his face, and it was hard to see the other person "Now I can feel a lot more at ease. There are too many boys, and I always feel that something bad will happen, such as extermination."

"Your name is [Slick Tougui Hei Changzhi]." That's what he said, but he was still very perfunctory in choosing the name, as if he didn't care about it at all.

But how to put it, it seems that basically everyone's naming method is very simple and rude.

Sure enough, naming Fei is something that the whole world, even parallel worlds, have in common.

"Really? Then how about my son being cheap for you?" [Guonong Hisoka] said, holding a boy in his hands, with red hair of the same color as him, if only from this perspective, black hair Osamu Dazai is not like his own.

"Huh?" The newborn boy seemed completely unacceptable to be changed at the beginning of the scene, and made a short and forceful sound of dissatisfaction.

"The [Slick Ghost III] on the opposite side thinks that he is better at raising children than our [Fruit Farmer Hisoka]." Osamu Dazai took the lead to say what I was thinking, "So you stupid brother, don't worry."

Osamu Dazai's tone and words seemed like he could take out paper money from his pocket in a second.

"[Little Love Fruit], Mama, I will be very sad if you say that." [Guonong Hisoka] wiped away the non-existent tears in the corner of his eyes, like a bad actor.

"Heavy"

"want"

"of"

"No"

"Yes"

"I"

"of"

"think"

"Law"

"?"

The newborn boy roared unwillingly, because he was hugged by [Guonong Hisoka], no matter how unwillingly those feet wanted to kick his head off, they were tightly hugged by his arms, unable to move every bit.

However, he still has a pair of white and tender lotus-like hands, attacking [Guonong Hisoka], but [Guonong Hisoka]'s head is very flexible, even in such a small space, he is still able to move his head from side to side , It is definitely more flexible than the Xinjiang dance that was performed in the Central Plains in the middle of the Central Plains.

That little guy is getting more and more angry, but at the same time, [Guo Nong Hisoka] has a very characteristic smile, just like playing a parent-child game, if you ignore it in the real world, you will get your eyes stuck degree of risk.

The persona of a good father who dotes on his daughter suddenly stands up. This is only for [fruit farmer Hisoka], and has nothing to do with his youngest son's wishes.

However, because she couldn't attack the lifeline and let the other party let go of her, the girl suddenly attacked his hair by surprise, it was like plucking chicken hair automatically, but【Guo Nong Hisoka】 Wearing a wolf fur cap, he couldn't directly touch his hair.

But in a short while, he plucked all the fur on the wolf fur hat. However, taking advantage of the moment [Guo Nong Hisoka] felt a little bored, he quickly pulled out the bow and arrow stuck on the wolf fur hat, almost pulling it out. In an instant, he headed towards his [Guonong Hisoka] temple.

However, it is a pity that [Guo Nong Hisoka] held it at his fingertips in the next second. At this time, he can still happily say, "Good boy."

Logically speaking, at this distance, even if the arrow is held by the hand, it will be injured, but in fact [Guonong Hisoka] does not have a drop of blood on his hand, and the arrow should be regarded as a murder weapon, but it seems that if it is not used with a bow, The effect is equivalent to a long straight wooden stick held in the hand to hit someone, it is useless at all.

But for the sake of his poor hair, he took away the stolen bow and arrow, and then changed the direction of the child, with his limbs facing down, and tucked it under his armpit, so that the child could only crawl like a dog Struggled like swimming.

"If this is the case, you have to choose a good name." Although I don't quite understand how the equation that choosing a good name can be equivalent to a good mother is proved, but it is obvious that [Guo Nong Hisoka] is eager to try, "Your name is [Fruit Grower's Head-grabbing Fruit Control]."

...It's so long, let's shorten it to 【把头果】.

In other words, let’s forget about apples. When I named [Dazai Osamu] the love fruit, I wanted to say that there is such a thing as a love fruit in this world?Now there is an extra hot head-grabbing fruit?What kind of messy, unknown new species is that?

He named his surname [Fruit Farmer], at least he must grow something that exists on the earth.

"Change children?" At this time, 【Slick Ghost III】 said, "I'm not interested in this."

Osamu Dazai interjected, "Then let's just get married."

"It's such a coincidence that you two were born at the same time, a boy and a girl. Isn't there a saying among flower growers that it's a pity not to marry a baby girl."

Osamu Dazai was a little strange, did he recognize who these two children were?Such an effort made this happen.

"Get out!" Hearing this, [Grassing Fruit] didn't target [Fruit Nong Hisoka], but turned to [Little Love Fruit] Dazai Osamu.

The picture is one of standing up to arranged marriages.

However, at this moment, 【Hei Changzhi】suddenly spoke.

"West"

"So."

In the baby state, I couldn't speak coherent sentences. Everyone waited for a while, but [Hei Changzhi] only said these two words, and there was no second half of the sentence at all.

When everyone didn't know where it was, [Guonong Hisoka] seemed to have received some signal, and no longer followed Dazai Osamu's words about changing marriages and baby kisses, and instead wanted to sell himself into [Slick Ghost] Home, "In this case, I will marry this [Hei Changzhi]."

This turn of events caught everyone off guard.

But obviously, [Hei Changzhi] and [Guo Nong Xi Suo] should know each other and have a good relationship.

It's really hard to imagine that such a personality actually has such a thing as a friend.

[Slick Ghost III] raised his eyebrows with great interest, "Leave that aside, where did you come from?"

"I have never heard of it, there will be two at the same time..."

Before he finished speaking, [Little Love Fruit] Osamu Dazai added, "Eve."

[Slick Ghost III] Thinking about this word with some playfulness, "I have to say it's very appropriate."

The word "Eve" was first proposed in Yokohama, and it was also used at that ball. The port mafia, armed detective agency, and Vengley should all know this word. 【Slick Ghost Three Generations】No If it is clear, it should not be people from these three parties.

It couldn't have been me at that dance either.

In order to divert Dazai Osamu's attention, I said, "This is also the first time we have discovered this situation."

[Slick Ghost III] cast his eyes on me, but because of my mediocre performance, I quickly lost interest, "Really? It seems that you don't know, maybe it's just that the world is big enough."

[Little Love Fruit] Osamu Dazai asked, "You named yourself Slippery, are you a Slicker?"

"Huh? Why do you ask that?" [Slick Ghost III] didn't directly answer the rhetorical question.

"A few days ago, I was eaten by a slippery ghost at the dance." [Little Love Fruit] Osamu Dazai smiled and threw down something that was a bit of a bombshell for me. Is it possible to ask such a thing directly like this?

When he heard the word "prom", the eyes of [Zhutouguo] on the side lit up, as if some kind of secret signal flashed.

Hey, hey, if you will respond to the word "prom", you will have red hair again. Although this is not clear, it is just my guess, but I think the random appearance in this world is more and more like It is in the real world, plus this character.

There is a high probability that it is Zhongye in the Central Plains, and a small part is Skuvalo.

Since it is held in the hand and there is no iconic movement, it is difficult to tell.

Anyway, it must be someone from the Vengley ball.

Is it another gathering of acquaintances this time?It's really not a friendly thing.

"Slick ghosts are monsters that sneak into other people's homes to steal food without being discovered." [Slick Ghost III] is obviously very interested in this, as if giving a hint, "It is not a slippery ghost that was discovered."

"Is it another monster in disguise?" [Little Love Fruit] Osamu Dazai continued to ask.

"You are very interested in things about monsters," [Slick Ghost III] said, "Onmyoji, or exorcist?"

"I'm just interested in that 'slick ghost' who stole desserts." [Little Love Fruit] Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

I think this topic is really dangerous, so I plan to change the subject and stop talking about slickers or not.

"Your family lives in such a large place." I sighed, "How many generations are you now?"

"In fact, I am 'Eve'," [Slick Ghost III] pointed to himself, "It's just luck, I took my eldest daughter and found this ruin within two steps, it has been built perfectly, This is thanks to naming the eldest daughter [Slick Ghost Lucky]."

... Can I say that superstition is a bad thing?

"Can you show us around?" [Little Love Fruit] Osamu Dazai asked after changing the subject.

[Slick Ghost Third Generation] was silent for a moment, then held [Hei Changzhi] with one hand, leaned on the branch with the other hand and flipped down deftly, the sealskin coat on his back remained motionless.

"of course can."

A group of us followed [Slick Tougui III] to his family settlement.

They built a fence to surround the entire family settlement, and only put a door at the entrance.

The location of the door is where the eldest brother of the Sakamoto family [Beating Bear] Komaeda Futo put the notice board. It is still there. They have not thrown it away, and they have not even changed the words on it. It also says "Sakamoto Hope Family" On the other hand, there is a new notice board next to it, which says "The Clan of Slick-headed Ghosts".

There are no other family signs.

In six days, have you only experienced two replacements?

Probably because I stared at it for a long time, [Slick Ghost III] explained to me, "After all, it was left by the previous family, so we didn't dispose of it."

"[Lucky] urges that himself," he continued.

"Hey?" A voice came from the door, and it was an adult woman carrying a fishing rod. The number on the top of her head represented that she was 21 years old, and she was the eldest daughter mentioned by [Slick Ghost III] [Slick Ghost Lucky], he has waist-length white hair, but is very fluffy, looks like a giant cotton candy.

"As the hospitality etiquette of [Slick Ghost]'s house, do you need new shoes?"

[Lucky] smiled very gently, "The kind that was fished out of the pond."

You weren't like this before, Big Brother [Beat the Bear], shouldn't you only target family members?

Isn't the fishing rod a prop with mysterious blessings for family baptism?

Hey, hey, are you finally going to attack the passing guests now?

At this time, I said very wittily and quickly, "Look at the poor little [Little Love Fruit] beside you who needs it very much."

[Grassing head fruit] continued to follow up almost without thinking, "Yes, in this place... No, [Little Love Fruit] He really wants a pair of shoes."

Well, the case has been solved, [grabbing the head fruit] is Zhongye in the Central Plains.

[Little Love Fruit] Osamu Dazai who was named by both of us: Huh? ? ?

There seemed to be three question marks growing on the top of the head that would sway in the wind, and they were caught and taken away by [Slick Ghost Lucky].

Mr. Zhongyuan and I looked at each other, and the other party looked like the kind of guy who would wave a small white silk and say "bon voyage", but had an uncontrollable smile of "you have today" on his face.

After all, am I such a mean person?

Anyone would be right if they met Osamu Dazai.

The author has something to say: Congratulations to Osamu Dazai for his promotion of Pond Dance =3=

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Because there are several families in this world, the XXX results are all the names obtained by Xisuo, and then I will also type out the surnames for the rest to distinguish them. In the next chapter, I will update the family tree for everyone =3=