One hour in the life of a superhuman

I'm really having a hard time.

In order to see their performance clearly, he was forced to kidnap this Edogawa Ranpo.

But in fact, what I saw was a boy with a pineapple head, like Kai Teng Shun, making the declaration of the second year.

If that's the case, it's much more interesting to watch Kai Teng Shun's "darkMOON", watching a pineapple spirit playing with the second disease?I'm not that free either.

"Master Mukuro?"

Coulom was not so much surprised as the sound of surprise came, as if the pause button was turned on after the embarrassing words of "coming back from the end of reincarnation".

All of a sudden, my heart was full of voices, like countless word bubbles drowned me.

If it is a manga, I am afraid that all of them will be piled up outside the frame.

However, is this guy the legendary Liu Dao Mu?

There are world-class illusionists, one is a baby and the other is a high school student. It seems that this profession does not depend on age, but on talent.

Now is not the time to talk about this, nor is it time to complain that his hair needs a trim by the port mafia, all the voices of surprise are coming out, which tells me that what is happening now is in most people's minds out of expectation.

In other words, there was no intention of being informed of the plan at all.

But if everyone knows, as long as they show a slight idea that something is wrong, I can smell it in advance, and I won't let myself fall into this dilemma.

"What's going on here?" Kunikida Doppo held his hand-drawn hand wooden warehouse in his hand, pointed at me with a serious face, but the person who asked the question was not me, but Reborn.

Reborn is the host of the dance, and only he can set this trap against me.

For a while, everyone swayed from side to side, partly staring at me, partly staring at Reborn next to him, wanting to hear his explanation.

I could have teleported away directly, but I also wanted to know what happened, so I stayed where I was. The state of advancing, attacking, retreating and defending.

"This is a visit from Mr. Dazai." Reborn skillfully threw the ball back in front of Osamu Dazai.

"Dazai, you bastard, what did you do without telling us?"

They are obviously partners, but apart from losing their haircut to Osamu Dazai, it seems that they can only be seduced by Osamu Dazai by dancing the horoscope dance, or being considered down-to-earth enough to steal vending machines. There is no good thing at all. At this moment, Zhongyuan Zhong finally let out a roar from the soul.

It's not my subjective conjecture, Nakahara is also trying very hard to restrain himself from smashing the stone slab under his feet on Osamu Dazai's head, his clenched fist is full of veins.

"If you say it, wouldn't it be useless?" Osamu Dazai shrugged his shoulders, "And it's just a personal suspicion. Regarding that unknown ability, is it a telepathic ability like mind reading?"

!!!

As soon as these words came out, everyone present was surprised except me.

Although telepathy is a common ability in TV dramas, when you see it in the real world, you can't help but ask from your soul, "Isn't this cheating?"

Hey, hey, I'm willing to give this cheating ability to others. If you can't take the initiative to turn it off, it's like a spoiler 24 hours a day. The key is that the tweeter is still chattering and making noise in your ears.

"But, why did Mr. Dazai know?" Atsushi Nakajima asked the voice of most people now.

"The moment I caught him, he looked very surprised, as if he didn't understand why I suddenly appeared." Osamu Dazai said, "That woman dressed as Akashi."

"Who is Akashi in women's clothing?" Atsushi Nakajima was confused.

"It was the "Little Scissors of Love" sung by Mr. Zhongyuan when the floats were circulating. By the way, I wrote the lyrics and arranged the music. How wonderful is it? I really want to add elements of suicide, but It was rejected by the gangsters in Hong Kong."

Speaking of Osamu Dazai, he even hummed a ditty on the spot, "The scissors of love go round and round..."

"Since when did you compose music for the port mafia?" Kunikida Doppo was so surprised that the wooden warehouse in his hand was shaking.

Is this the focus?

"Mediterranean mackerel, is this the time to talk about this?" Nakahara Nakaya flew a brick from his feet, and threw it at Dazai Osamu, who quickly avoided it.

Reborn interjected, "As for the compensation for the floor, Vengley will send the bill to the Port Mafia later."

...Have you, Pengo Lie, become so poor?

"Then deduct it from Zhongyuan-kun's salary next month." Mori Ogai said with a smile.

...Do all the mafia in this world operate at a deficit?

This reminds me of Vengley's tenth generation Tsunayoshi Sawada who failed in mathematics and is still working hard to study finance.

It's really not easy to be the boss of the mafia.

Because of this episode, the atmosphere of the scene paused, but fortunately, everyone still knew the main topic, and there was no bargaining in the vegetable market on the spot.

"The lady who was pestered by Dazai?" Kunikida Doppo quickly brought the topic back.

"It's Akashi in women's clothing!" Osamu Dazai said seriously, "Ah, you deceived my boyish heart that is ready to move, and you obviously want to die together together."

"I will not die in love with a man."

Goosebumps all over my body are coming out.

But I have to stay calm and not choose to blow Dazai's dog's head off.

These are all just his subjective conjectures. If I do something, it will not be admitting that I am Dazai Osamu's love object, no, no, I did not agree to this matter at all, admitting that I am Akashi Seijuro, the master of women's clothing.

"Are you surprised?" Kunikida Doppo said, as the second person to arrive at the scene, he didn't notice it.

"Because it's only a moment, but I won't miss it." Osamu Dazai said.

"Why are you surprised?" Dazai asked.

Zhongyuan Zhong also fell into deep thought and rushed to answer online, but someone was one step ahead of him. Skuvalo said, "Unless it is impossible for him to be approached."

The voices of the two of them were intertwined, and both of them were a little surprised. After glancing at each other, they both turned their faces away in the same way, and then snorted coldly from left to right.

"Being able to know what's going to happen in advance, such an ability, one is foreknowledge." Osamu Dazai showed a strange expression, as if he was missing someone, but it only took a moment to change back to the original hippie smiling face Look, "Another thing that can be done is telepathy similar to mind reading."

"Foretelling is impossible. If you can predict it, isn't it easy to avoid me?"

"Ah," Atsushi Nakajima suddenly realized, "then you won't be surprised at all."

"The so-called restrained third unknown ability?" Kunikida Doppo said.

Osamu Dazai had analyzed this at the Armed Detective Agency before, but at that time there was no final answer.

Dazai nodded.

"Three abilities?" Atsushi Nakajima asked, "How come? Will there be such a person?"

"Actually, it's not just three abilities, Atsushi," said Osamu Dazai. "Recently, I often feel being watched, but when I look over, I don't feel anything."

"My feeling is that you can't go wrong."

"Before, when I was in the office, I also pretended to fall on the ground. It was definitely not caught by Kunikida-kun, but I didn't touch anything."

"Stealth surveillance inside the house, or see it from outside?" Bell analyzed, "Hee hee hee, it's really interesting, the prince is excited."

"Can one person have so many abilities?" Kunikida Doppo said.

"So please ask Mr. Reborn to help verify my conjecture." Osamu Dazai said.

"That's not right," Zhong Yuanzhong also noticed Hua Dian, "How did you make sure that when you were in contact with Reborn, you wouldn't be watched by him."

"A bold gamble," Reborn said.

The chameleon on his hat crawled onto his finger at some point, Reborn stroked it and said, "But I like it."

Osamu Dazai said, "The feeling of being watched is mostly at night, so I tried it boldly, and it seems that I won."

"So," Mori Ogai added, "Alice also said that she felt a strange aura."

Was it when Alice almost touched him?

...Because of going to school, it is impossible to pay attention to them all the time.

Even going to the toilet will be haunted by those people. If you stay in the toilet for a long time, news will spread immediately that Qi Mujun is constipated, and then you will receive some weird gifts.

In addition, Sakamoto is still here, and I am still a little uneasy about his existence, so I have to be more cautious when using my abilities. Is this how I find loopholes?

"Teleportation, telepathy, infinite strength... perspective or invisibility..."

"Since there are three, I simply took into account all the abilities available for reference in the market, and this is how we have the current situation." Osamu Dazai said, and he did not hesitate to throw the blame online, "Of course it's all thanks to reborn. "

"Now it seems that there are more than these abilities, and now he has become an inner tiger."

"It really scared me a little bit," said Osamu Dazai, "I didn't expect to have the ability to transform."

That's what he said, but there was no such feeling in his tone. This kind of tone that everything is under control is really uncomfortable.

"Plan B has to be resorted to."

"Thanks to Mr. Reborn's training in this area, even thoughts can be controlled."

This kind of thing can be done with training alone.

"KUfufufu, so this is your plan?" Except that there was a sense of presence at the beginning, and until now everyone is immersed in Osamu Dazai's reasoning, Liu Daozai couldn't help but say at this time, "It's really dirty Dirty Mafia."

Aren't you in league with them too?

"I just owed Peng Lie a favor before." Liudaokuo said as if he knew what was going on in my mind.

It’s like running a relay race, and the next one is Rokudo Mukuro’s home game, and of course there are occasional supplements from Osamu Dazai and Reborn. In fact, I can also find out a thing or two from Liu Dao Mukuro’s psychological activities. , plus, I still have a plug-in in my hand.

As expected of Edogawa Ranpo who wrote detective novels, the thinking ability in his mind is really dazzling, and he can fall into his thinking palace at any time. Thanks to him, I also roughly know what happened.

Get rid of those meaningless KUFUFUF smiles, Vengley's guy's smiles are annoying, like that hee hee hee.

To put it simply, regarding my matter, Osamu Dazai and Reborn made three plans: Plan A, Plan B, and Plan C.

Plan A is the one that assumes I'm not infiltrating, but on the periphery.

Plan C is even simpler, that is, I don't show up at all, which means no plan for short.

The most complicated thing is plan B, I am on the periphery, and then how to capture my plan.

It's almost like throwing a poke ball at me in the next second.

The four illusionists here, including Mamun, are actually just trustees without knowing it.

When Liu Dao Mu's trident stabs someone, he can possess that person, so I couldn't detect Liu Dao Mu's breath from these illusionists before, let alone the voice of my heart.

But at first Liudao Mu didn't know what happened. Although he said it was to repay the favor of reborn, in fact, it seemed that because he knew a lot of people, almost everyone thought it was his fault. Among them, forcing people to do infrastructure construction may not be necessarily even if they cooperate with someone.

His words were tough, but his body was very honest. He only knew the superficial cooperation plan between Peng Geli and Yokohama, and was tricked by Reborn to do security work.

I would say it like before, but because when I possessed Uchiyama, I found that I was still fighting with the boa constrictor after being stripped to the clothes that could cover my shame.

But that taciturn Uchiyama seems to be having a good time.

When Liu Dao Mu came back, as a smart person, he already knew that he had fallen into a trap, and when he contacted my telepathy, he knew what dirty tricks they were playing.

He clearly said "dirty mafia" on his lips, but his body cooperated with his work very honestly.

After discovering that I couldn't be controlled by the illusion, he used the connection of possession to control Kurom in an instant and attacked me.

Hey, hey, if you take it apart, it's a very simple strategy.

"Ranpo-san is right," Osamu Dazai said, "A guy with so many abilities must be extremely conceited about himself, and likes to stand on the sidelines."

This is a bit exaggerated, am I this kind of character?

"Ah, it was that time," Edogawa Ranpo completely remembered, "When the president and I came back from the client, you asked me a question."

"I said at that time that the other party must be a person with great ability, but he should not be a person who likes to use spiritual power indiscriminately, and he doesn't like to talk with his mouth. His personality is that of a bystander. It is best not to participate in anything. Maybe he is still a boring person Sao, I like to complain in secret."

"But it's a little strange. The result of my reasoning, shouldn't it be a man?"

For a moment, I felt that my whole body was full of arrows... so how did I reason it out? Is it a bug?

Why can gender be inferred?

But this time it is even more unacceptable.

If you can guess based on these data alone, won't you be recognized as soon as you touch it?

For a moment, I really wanted Ranpo Edogawa to disappear, but if I did, I would be tracked down to death by the Armed Detective Agency.

If they all disappear, the port mafia will be involved again, and then Vengley will also enter, isn't it more troublesome?

But it's not impossible. Although I don't know where these reasonings of Edogawa Ranpo came from, they are all due to conventional reasoning.

So at this time, as long as it is unconventional, it is not forcible, but this world is not the previous world. The original world is dead, and it is now the Niu Colu·World.

Hey, hey, I was accidentally influenced by the TV series from the flower growers that my mother recently followed.

"...What are you talking about?" After listening to the whole process, I felt that I could still save it, "Akashi in women's clothing?"

I can't admit my relationship with Akashi, oh no, it's Saiki Kusuko's relationship.

"To compare human beings with me?" I imitated Vongola's way of laughing, "Go, go."

That's right, this is a weird way of laughing, every word means "roll" when viewed horizontally and vertically.

"I'm just a slippery ghost who sneaked into the mansion to steal food."

After becoming a delinquent girl, I started to become a monster again, and I may be fine someday.

Hey, hey, after Osamu Dazai is an acting mentor, is he going to become a sharpening stone?

Ever since I named myself [Osamu Dazai], I always feel that I have gained a lot of skill points inexplicably.

I thought about Shigeo Kageyama’s constant text messages every day. Most of them were about honing his own skills. I thought I could recommend him to give it a try. For example, I would call myself “Nakahara Chuya” instead of “Dazai Osamu” The reason for this is naturally that people with superpowers are not devils. Of course, the premise is that my identity cannot be revealed.

But this is not the time for my thoughts to wander off. I seriously faded away the appearance that belongs to Uchiyama, thinking about the pictures in the monster illustration book, isn't it just elongating the back of my head?

People with superpowers are fearless, so they merged the faces of various people, plus the elongated back of the head, a face that absolutely no one would recognize, and appeared in front of everyone like this.

Silly.

After the end of the initial stage of world integration, the adaptability of the world prevented monsters from appearing so frequently.

So, I bet they don't know much about monster research.

Here, it is difficult to judge the existence of the big monster unless it is an onmyoji who eliminates demons, because after all, although the special ability and spiritual power possessed by superpowers have the same source, they are differentiated in the middle, so they are not the same thing.

However, I didn't feel much better, and if I stayed longer, I might reveal my secrets, so I simply threw Edogawa Ranbo, who was pulling in my hand, at the Armed Detective Agency.

Since they are all cunning ghosts, this is a monster that sneaked into the room and ate it, so it is naturally an existence that never plucks its hair.

After I looted all the desserts on the table, I teleported away.

Definitely not wanting to eat, but in line with the personality.

Personality is very important.

Because they still had plan A, I didn't stay in the yard. I threw those desserts back to my room, and then stood 500 meters above the sky and looked down, holding a cup of coffee jelly in my hand.

At this height, no special traps should be prepared anyway.

I am still very familiar with the capabilities of the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia, but on Vengley's side, because they have not done anything, the dark web only knows that they seem to have flames, but the specifics are not clear, but it is always It is impossible to burn towards me at an altitude of 500 meters.

I'll have to see if my genie's talk confuses them.

This height does not affect my eyesight, so I can still watch without being affected.

It's just a special seat.

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to divide it into chapters, but I don’t know how to divide it better, so let’s do it=3=