One hour in the life of a superhuman

The recent luck is really bad. The coffee jelly bought from that convenience store tastes like it has been smoked in the toilet. If you look carefully, you can find that the expiration date on it has completely expired.

Convenience stores like this that sell expired food should close down.

I was a little restless in class.

When get out of class was over, Sakamoto came over and asked suddenly, "Do you like the coffee jelly in that store? Qi Mu-kun's taste is really unique."

When he said this, it was meaningful. Did he go to buy coffee jelly early in the morning?

Would the average person do it if they didn't like to eat it?

"I saw the owner of that convenience store holding his stomach this morning as if he ate something wrong."

Sakamoto continued.

Hey, hey, because I replaced the expired food with his breakfast. The owner of that convenience store eats milk and bread in the morning. It’s still easy to start. If it’s a Chinese breakfast like rice porridge , there is no way to start.

This is just self-inflicted.

Of course, when facing Sakamoto, I naturally couldn't say that, I just replied with an innocent face, "It's bad for my stomach."

"Really?" Sakamoto's lens seemed to be able to reflect light, and for a moment it looked like Holmes' upper body.

But when the bell for class rang, Sakamoto returned to his seat.

His psychology didn't fluctuate too much. I'm not sure if he caught me, or just chatting casually.

When I think about it like this, I always feel like a criminal. Hey, hey, as a member of the Dazai Osamu family... Well, except for me, it really must be all members of the Mafia, and the second son is a killer...

Well, let's not talk about it, the Sakamoto family is not very good, is it?

For example, that [Shooting Bear]... Well, the second son of the Dazai family.

【Killing the Bear】...the eldest daughter of the Dazai family.

[Bald]...the eldest granddaughter of the Dazai family.

Are all the villains of the Sakamoto family members of the Dazai family?No, isn't there still [Herbivore]?

There are also Vengley's [[-]] Takeshi Yamamoto, and [Hide and Seek] Kyoya Hibari.

If you think about it this way, it's actually half a catty.

However, I originally thought that I would be entangled by Sakamoto, but in fact, after that, he didn't plan to talk to me alone.

This is really great. Sakamoto is like a luminous body. In the class, it can be said that almost any action can be exclaimed "COOL" by the whole class, and the favorability is rising like a rocket at a touching speed.

Even the girls in the foreign class are secretly staring at Sakamoto. Our classroom originally had Kotomi Teruhashi, and it was already a highly anticipated existence. Now there is a male version of Sakamoto, which can be said to gather the school girls and school girls. stage.

As I thought before, Sakamoto's support group was established at a rapid speed, spreading like a virus, and the original support group of Kenya Ninzuzu and the tennis princes shrank a lot immediately.

However, in the world of minors, it is never a matter of choosing one or the other, but I want both.

Most of the members still have double roles, and there are even strange CPs with Lalang.

It is said that when he was visiting the club, he was spotted by the captain of the tennis club.

It's only been a day since I transferred to another school, so it's really cool at this point.

However, it is too troublesome to bring together two famous people. If I transfer to another class now, is there still time?

I've been thinking about this, but apparently switching classes in the middle of the semester is just too weird, and with that in mind, let's just drop it.

When school was over, Ran Tangli ran up to me as usual and said, "Shall we go eat ramen together? I found a super delicious ramen, it was so delicious."

No, ever since I tried a noodle restaurant recommended by Rantangli, I plan not to listen to Rantangli's recommendation for the rest of my life.

It is impossible to be delicious, it will only make me complain in all aspects.

Hearing my refusal, Rantangli was a little dissatisfied, "Why? That's the shop recommended by backstreet girls!"

Didn't the stores that Backstreet Girls participated in every show closed down?

It's meaningless to mess around with Rantang Li. At this moment, Reita Tosusu rushed over, "I'm sorry, Saiki has already agreed to be with me."

Ran Tangli: "Can't I go together?"

"No, this is a secret between me and Qi Mu."

...why use such disgusting wording.

But it seems to be useful for Ran Tangli, he didn't catch up, but what he thought was [I also want to have a secret belonging to two people with my brother, let's find it. 】

Please, please forgive me for this.

After getting rid of Randori and avoiding Kaito Shun and the others, Reita Torisusu pulled me aside, "By the way, are we really going to find Shinryu Linghuan? It seems very unreliable."

"So why don't you just find the soul of that onmyoji to learn onmyoji?"

Do it yourself, don't BB, isn't it better?

"Ah, it's very tiring to learn by myself." Reita Torisu put on a scumbag face, "I will only march forward in front of soldiers and fighters, and I am in a hurry like a law."

...Isn't your home an ancestral temple?

This kind of prodigal son should be directly accepted by Xuenv, it's better not to burden your parents.

I was talking with Reita Tosusu, and we went downstairs to Linghuan Xinlong's psionic office, which is a somewhat dilapidated office building.

I made an appointment with Shigeo Kageyama before, so I can just come to the door at this time, but it seems that the business is bleak, and it seems to make no difference whether to make an appointment or not.

As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw a middle-aged man sitting, and Ling Huan Xinlong was "humming and humming" busy on his back. He was very skillful and a professional horse killer.

But what Ling Huan Xinlong said was, "Ah, this evil spirit is very powerful, it should be like this at this time..."

Then he made a powerful blow to the shoulder.

"It's time to seal it!"

Immediately afterwards, ten consecutive massages were used.

The middle-aged man with a beer belly screamed comfortably, his eyes were squinted, and he seemed to enjoy it very much.

Totsuka Reita pulled me away, "Sure enough, it's unreliable. The rumored news of killing a chicken with a horse as an exorcism seems to be true."

But at this moment, he ran into Shigeo Kageyama who was carrying a schoolbag.

I don't know if it's because we are friends with a common secret, but when Shigeo Kageyama saw me, his eyes lit up, "Saiki-kun, you and your friend are here."

I always feel that after Shigeo Kageyama went back, he also made up a lot of messy things to me, no, Saiki No. [-].

[Strange, the breath on Qi Mu's body has become a little strange, because he came with friends, so he suddenly became more cheerful? 】

Of course not, it has absolutely nothing to do with Toritsu Reita, although I said it myself, but if it is mistaken for a friend, it will be very difficult for me.

It's just that you met Qi Mu No. [-] last night.

I have already discovered that although the other party's super power is comparable to mine in terms of destructive power, the specific distinction is not as detailed as mine. The other party has neither telepathy nor the ability to clone.

But this is a good thing. Without telepathy, there will be a lot less trouble in itself.

"You're the one from last night." Reita Torisuka recognized Shigeo Kageyama. I didn't tell Reita Torisusu what happened after last night, but because of our familiarity, he seemed to have guessed something.

"Wow, that's too much. It took me a lot of energy to be Saiki's friend, and you all only need one night?" Torisuka Reita's picture of what you did that night made people want to beat him up.

But at this moment, Linghuan Xinlong finally finished his "exorcism", the fat middle-aged man thanked him very much, and then left.

【Wow, although I didn't see the evil spirit, is it really useful?Horse kill chicken! 】

[Can this trick be used among girls in school?It is used to exorcise demons, and it is pronounced as "horse kills chicken", but it is actually for hehehe. 】

Reita Torisuke showed a very greasy rippling expression.

Don't ask me to bail if you get caught.

In other words, I am still a minor, and I have no ability to be released on bail.

"Wow, is this expression really being entangled by a snow girl?" Nodding and bending over to send the big customer away, Linghuan Xinlong who came back suddenly pointed at Niaozu Lingta and shouted, "So lewd~~sexy~~ ~'s expression, it's time to slay demons."

Kageyama Shigeo was taken aback, "I didn't feel that Yukino was following him."

"This is just a saying," Ling Huan Xinlong's movements were unnatural for a moment, but he quickly withdrew the hand he pointed out, and then said in a teaching tone, "Actors, monsters and evil spirits are different. Otherwise, it wouldn't be divided into psychic power users and onmyoji masters. Regarding what I just said... Well, I'm just making a metaphor. After all, this classmate who is entangled by a snow girl must be very anxious. .”

"It must appear that we are professional with ease, so as to give confidence to the client."

Linghuan Xinlong said solemnly, and patted Shigeo Kageyama on the shoulder, indicating that he still had a lot to learn.

Kageyama Shigeo nodded quickly as if he had been educated.

But this aloofness like a teacher will soon be defeated, Ling Huan Xinlong took a long breath from the bottom of his heart, [I almost revealed my secrets, um, about the information I read last night when I stayed up late... It's time to shock They are...]

"Speaking of the Snow Girl, it is a monster that freezes the human male she loves forever and brings them back to the cave where they live."

"It's almost like a figure collector."

"Don't say such things," Toritsu Reita said, "Although I prefer real people, but if you say this, how will I look at figures in the future?"

Linghuan Xinlong showed an expression of "you understand very well", but under the "staring" eyes of Shigeo Kageyama and me, he quickly restrained himself and coughed twice, "Yuki can't listen to you just by talking well." personality, so what did you do?"

"What did I do? Just like usual, please ghosts are on the street...sweeping the street." Torisuka Reita stopped the words and said seriously.

But looking at the expression on his face, you can tell that what he said, asking ghosts to sweep the streets, is a lie. In fact, it should be asking ghosts to create a demonic wind.

"Then she was targeted by Xue Nu."

But the focus of Ling Huan Xinlong is obviously wrong, "Can you ask the ghost?"

"Don't look at me like this, I'm also a psychic user." Reita Toritsu pointed at himself with a thumbs up.

"Then can't you handle it yourself?" Ling Huan Xinlong said dissatisfiedly, "It's not a lie."

[Bored boy came to crack down? 】

... You also know that you are fake.

"Uncle, didn't you say it yourself? There is a wall between monsters and evil spirits," Tosusu Reita replied unceremoniously, "Besides, you can't do it, can you?"

"How can I not?" Linghuan Xinlong paused, "If that's the case, let's go back to your home with you first."

Shigeo Kageyama on the side remained silent, 【Originally, I am a psychic user like me. 】

No, you are different.

At least the ability of Torisuka Reita, that is, to be able to see ghosts and let ghosts go on his body, the main purpose is not to maintain world peace, but purely to pick up girls.

A hopeless guy who completely wastes his abilities.

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