One hour in the life of a superhuman

Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya, who worked part-time as rookie onmyoji, were not as bold as they said, and they didn't take Dazai Osamu directly into the sky from Nakahara Chuya, and stopped before the group of Hyakki Yako, shouting With a voice, "Hey, where is the monster, eat my stick Dazai Osamu."

Then throw the human weapon Osamu Dazai into the pile of monsters, and try to see if Osamu Dazai's "Disqualification in the World" can counteract the power of the monster.

Hey, if this is the case, Zhongyuan Zhong may also be the final winner.

But it is impossible for them to do such a reckless thing. Even if at any time, it seems that the sky is number one and Lao Tzu is the second. confident.

Osamu Dazai and Nakahara also went out, the night was very dark, Osamu Dazai specially changed into a black windbreaker, both of them were dressed in black, walking on the road as if they were using stealth, they couldn't see clearly, but they understood that they were called "" Double black" means.

It was already late at night, and there was no one on the street. Occasionally, the sound of a drunk man vomiting in the alley was not noticed by these two people.

They quietly reached the end of the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts, and when they looked up, they could see the skinny arms and legs of Lin Chai, which belonged to monsters, exposed from the rolling dark clouds.

There was the sound of laughing and cursing from above, wine bottles colliding with each other, and voices sang again. It was a tune of Heian-kyo, and it was singing in praise of Shuten-douji. Ah~" mixed together like a mess of music, without the slightest sense of beauty.

But what's even worse is that within 5 minutes of going out, my superpower can be used on monsters.

The monsters that turned into skeletons are so ugly.

I don't know why this change, maybe it takes time for the world to merge, maybe it's a delay, but it's a good thing anyway.

"This is a group of drunken monsters, who came here to ride the clouds drunk."

The corners of Osamu Dazai’s mouth twitched. At first he thought it was monsters who were about to invade Yokohama, but when he took a closer look, he found that this was not the case. It was just a group of monsters who had drunk a lot. drank.

"It doesn't affect anything."

Zhongyuan Zhong was also a little speechless, he didn't expect to meet a group of drunk monsters.

But if the world of [monsters] has begun to blend with their world, it is necessary to determine whether the other party can be attacked by supernatural powers.

If it's a big deal, it will be troublesome next time you encounter it.

Spend a lot of money to hire an onmyoji?

Since there are monsters, onmyoji should not be just a liar.

Nakahara is also thinking about where to kidnap an onmyoji, the most famous one should be Abe Seimei?

His descendants don't know if they are still alive, why don't they tie up a witch?

Although Nakahara Chuya seems to be distracted, in fact he is, but he can also use two things at once, so even a group of drunks and monsters did not let these two take it lightly.

They didn't intend to rush directly, this is what Lengtouqing likes to do.

Originally Osamu Dazai and the others planned to get a few monsters from behind the back of Hyakki Yako to practice their hands, but obviously, there was no need to do that. The group of drunk Hyakki Yako walked forward while the monsters behind Started to fall behind, staggered and fell directly, lying on the drink machine on the road and sleeping soundly.

Zhongyuan Zhong also floated into the alley with the drink machine all the way, and with a "boom", he threw the drink machine on the ground.

This wave shook the monster awake.

It was a very small monster, only reaching Chuya Nakahara's calf, holding a lamp in his hand, it looked very human, dressed like an ancient man.

He rubbed his eyes and sniffed his nose, "It smells like someone."

When he raised his head again, he saw a fist the size of a sandbag facing him.

The little monster was beaten back and rolled around, and then stopped when it hit the wall. When it stumbled, it was already dizzy, holding its own lantern and refusing to let it go. It doesn't look like a monster, but rather like a kidnapped poor boy.

This appearance is unable to impress the two hard-hearted people.

"There's no way to make him float?"

Osamu Dazai asked Nakahara Chuya, and the long-term tacit understanding between the two made him see not Nakahara Chuya's fierce attack.

Originally, what they said was to test whether superpowers could work on monsters.

"It's a bit difficult, but it's possible."

Nakahara Zhong also frowned, and tried again. At the beginning, it was very easy to touch, but then it was like a broken TV set that was repaired and then it can be used.

The little monster holding the lantern was floating in the air, struggling in panic, blue fireballs were thrown out from the lantern, Osamu Dazai took a step forward, those balls like will-o'-the-wisps hit Osamu Dazai's hands, and finally The first few strands burned off his bandages, but the next few strands, like any other superpower when they touched him, disappeared.

The wound was deep, but Osamu Dazai didn't seem to care about the scorched marks under the bandage at all.

"Strange, but useful."

This means that the ability to use is not smooth, but it works.

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded, "Do you want to dispose of it?"

He wants to take it back to the Port Mafia to study this magical creature monster.

When he heard this, the monster holding the lantern screamed, "Are you taught by the super pot head?"

"Hey, can you still communicate?"

Osamu Dazai seemed to have seen some interesting toy, and asked, "What is the Super Jarhead?"

Due to Osamu Dazai's force value, the little monster carrying the lantern spit out the news, "We were originally from the next door city, and there was an extra Super Jarhead Sect there, who is very ferocious and specializes in killing monsters and murderous monsters." soul."

This story can be said that the monster has been suffering from the Super Jarhead for a long time.

They, a group of little monsters, don't do anything harmful to nature, and the greatest pleasure is just to scare people.

But the Super Jarhead Sect was too cruel, forcing them to have no place to go, so they gathered people to complain, and by the way, they drank their sorrows away, and accidentally drifted across the border to Yokohama.

You can only believe half of these words, at least there is no harm, it is absolutely false, and it cannot be false anymore. Maybe most of them are good people, but the one in the lead wearing a bamboo hat and a fox mask is definitely not.

My hearing is relatively good, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chu are also here to ask questions, and Wuyun is already discussing whether to get a few people to come over to roast human flesh, and it is the leader of the monster leader.

"The leader of the Super Jarhead Sect is a Jarhead, eight feet tall, with a hulking back, and when he laughs, even evil spirits can stop their screams. He is a very dangerous guy."

The monster with the lantern continued, "Just now, a school was crushed."

...Wait, ruined a school with a Jarhead hairstyle.

Speaking of this, combined, it can't be Shigeo Kageyama.

But eight feet tall?Huggy?

I thought about it, Kageyama Shigeo's height and size, I think the rumors among monsters can also exaggerate the reality.

Then these monsters, in fact, have nothing to do with [monsters], but were brought from the world of Shigeo Kageyama?

I don't think that's the case, it should be a matter of order.

The world of Shigeo Kageyama merged with our world first, and then the world of [Youkai] merged later automatically updated the memory.

I can verify this point after I met Shigeo Kageyama's master Linghuan Xinlong and learned that he opened a "spiritual power office".

In the world of Shigeo Kageyama, there are vengeful spirits.

And the superpowers in it are more called spiritual powers, which are mainly used to deal with grievances, but at the same time they are like ordinary superpowers. Those with powerful superpowers must be able to see ghosts.

So, because of the integration of the world of Shigeo Kageyama, my super powers can also work on these real monsters at the same time.

There will be a time gap, it should be that integration is not achieved overnight, it takes time.

With so many worlds and such a huge amount of data, it only took about 10 minutes to complete the update. If you use a computer as an analogy, the CPU is probably running so hot that it is about to collapse.

My main world is really miserable.

I'm a little worried that one day it will be the first to collapse.

But knowing this is enough.

Osamu Dazai and Nakahara also want to get some information about the "Super Jarhead Cult". They suspect that the leader of this organization with the ability to get the name of an unattractive organization is likely to be one of the Sakamoto family.

"Could it be [pottery making]?" Nakahara Chuya asked.

Originally, the performance of [Ceramics] was normal, but since the arrival of [Sashimi], I played some tricks in the cemetery, and then said "the pillar of the Sakamoto family" Topic, it is easy to think of some cult.

"Aren't all the guys who play evil... taught to be very pretentious." The more Zhong Yuanzhong thought about it, the more likely it was, "If you faint from fright, you will faint from fright, and you will faint from the king's land." He curled his lips, his eyes a little disdainful.

... Keigo Atobe will fight you to the death with a tennis racket.

But look at his little friend Akashi Seijuro, who is already a big boss in women's clothing, it must feel a lot better.

Hey, hey, I can't say it's entirely my fault, I can't control the ability of "memory disappearance", and I don't even know what the replaced memory is.

So it is definitely not the revenge in Diguang when I was in junior high school, I am not so narrow-minded.

"Those who pretend to be aggressive can't pretend to be aggressive even if they leave a pot head."

Osamu Dazai couldn't understand how this hairstyle could have followers.

"Isn't it pretentious to add a duck egg to your Mediterranean?"

Central Plains also sneered.

At this time, the drunken monster above the dark cloud had already planned to put it into practice.

Not far away, there was an office worker who had just returned from the night shift. He was very drunk, and he was another drunk.

The leading monster swooped down with the cloud and flew straight over, intending to knock the office worker unconscious and take him away for another meal.

The moment I was about to touch the office worker, I was teleported over and punched me flying. The monster grabbed the office worker's hair in desperation, but it was a pity that as soon as he grabbed it, he and I The head is detached, it's a wig.

This made me breathe a sigh of relief. After all, I used a lot of strength. I guess I can rush out of the atmosphere directly, and I can probably live well on the moon.

If monsters don't need oxygen, oh, they have to eat dirt to survive.

When I touch a monster, my invisibility is useless. I am still wearing that non-mainstream outfit, and the color of the sequins is still very obvious in the night. In order to prevent being discovered, I teleported to the side alley.

The escaped office worker groaned in horror as he touched his naked Mediterranean.

At this moment, he thought of many things, and I couldn't understand why a middle-aged man could have so many wild ideas.

In the end, it all evolved into the port mafia going into the laundering, cutting and blowing world.

What is the least in the excellent washing, cutting and blowing industry?wig!

"The Port Mafia is ransacking wigs!"

There are reasons and evidence, but the port mafia will not be so poor. Looking at his shiny head, I feel a little disgusted with the same greasy wig.

But this roar, like a loudspeaker in the dark night, attracted Osamu Dazai and Zhong Yuanzhong who were in another alley.

Osamu Dazai sneered, "The financial deficit of the port mafia has already been unraveled, and there is still a need to rob wigs?"

"To shut up!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also planned to go over to see if it was the desperate guy who dared to tarnish the image of the port mafia and rushed over first.

Osamu Dazai slowly found something to tie the little monster carrying the lantern. He used the kind of knot that could never be untied without skill, and walked over with the little monster.

"What are you talking about?" Nakahara Chuya, who was short-tempered, asked.

The other party drank alcohol and became so courageous that he didn't even want to die. He and Zhong Yuan Zhong also died, "Except for Hong Kong gangsters, who can pass by like this? They even snatched my wig."

"He didn't socialize at night, and wandered around with a rope."

The drunk office worker muttered, cursed, and staggered away.

"He can't see?"

Chuya Nakahara turned to ask Osamu Dazai.

Reasoning with a drunk is a stupid thing. If you beat him up, it will affect the reputation of the port mafia that has gradually come up recently. Nakahara Chuya can only change the topic for the sake of face.

The monster stayed where it was, with its big innocent eyes open.

"The clouds have lifted."

Osamu Dazai did not answer, but looked at the sky.

Because I was beaten to the sky by my punch, and passed through the monster cloud directly, those monsters were so scared that they sobered up, worried that they would attract the super-powerful pot-headed teacher and ran away.

"No loyalty." The captured little monster cursed.

According to the settings of those anime TV dramas, the little monsters will not be seen by people, but when the ghosts walk in the night, because of the concentration of the monster power, they have the appearance of being seen by people, and when the monster power dissipates, they will not be known. stand up.

"I always feel like we're missing something. It feels like Seijuro Akashi, the big man in women's clothing."

…is your sixth sense a superpower?

"Maybe I missed [-] million." Nakahara Chuya habitually complained about Osamu Dazai.

I, the [-] million Saiki Kusuo stamped by Nakahara Chuya, the esper, I am probably much more expensive than you think.

Hey, is this the time to talk about this?

Because all the monsters have dispersed, and there is also the trophy monster with the lantern, Osamu Dazai and Nakahara also dispersed separately. In order to prevent the little monster with the lantern from escaping with special abilities, Osamu Dazai will take care of it for the time being.

I think Yokohama should be able to have a good sleep next.

"Ah!" Osamu Dazai suddenly yelled.

Both Nakahara Chuya and I were taken aback.

Osamu Dazai said to Chuya Nakahara with a serious face, "The intelligence agency can even get photos of the heir of the Saitora family taking a bath in US dollars, so you should be careful, Chuya, sneak shots are rampant recently."

"what?"

"Do you know how to check whether the mirror in the toilet is a double-sided mirror?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also smiled, "Who would do such a boring thing?"

I'm already somewhat used to the daily routine of the two of them, ah, it should be the daily routine.

I don't plan to take care of them anymore. I will teleport back first, and I have to squat for a while. As a high school student, I have to go to class tomorrow.

Before going to sleep, I thought that monsters should not always be so easy to see.

The world can still hold on strong!

Come on, Master Shijie, don't let other things disturb my daily life anymore.

Unexpectedly, when I went to school the next day, I was slapped in the face.

Dazai Osamu-like slap in the face.

The author has something to say: I saw the comment that there is an hour of life bosses and world grotesques, ah, it should roughly mean the meaning of this overview, so does anyone want to watch an extra episode of One Hour Life X and the world of scumbags?If you write it, you have to wait until the end, cover your face ORZ

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The rascal tried to throw a landmine on the Hyakki Yakō to blow up the little monster, thank you for your contribution to Yokohama =3=