One hour in the life of a superhuman

I finally understand why [farming] Akashi Seijuro and [pottery] Atobe Keigo looked like they hadn’t eaten for 800 years.

When there are more girls in the family, a legion can be born.

Although it is still not at this level, just go out and do the kung fu of fifteen bears, and the Sakamoto family has grown to the fourth generation, with a total of 18 people. The consumption of hunger points in this world is not low, and vinegar The growth rate of chestnuts is a bit slow compared to this one. In addition, after eating a gooseberry bush several times, it needs to be watered, or it will wither. These all take time, so there will be famine.

The level of danger in this world is never bears, but hunger.

Hearing the noise, I looked up, and the girl who came back was a girl with the word "Hengkai" on her head. She was already nine years old, and she was very cute. She should be considered a sweet girl. Dimples, even if you don't smile much, are obvious.

It's just that his expression is very bitter, as if he was somehow caught to do some kind of coolie, the two willow-leaf eyebrows were frowning, and it was almost a mess, but he obviously had a good face, but he made this expression, No wonder it was named [Honkai].

The appearance collapsed.

He was holding a banana in his hand, and when he arrived at the family gathering place, he couldn't wait to put it down. There was an extra reference book in his hand, but he didn't want to search for it, he just held it.

His book is different from other people's. When I looked carefully, I found that he took a banana peel and pasted the word "ideal" on it.

...You guys are also talented, Kunikida Doppelgänger.

In this world, my first reaction is to use this method to make notebooks.

But it's too obvious, if you meet someone you know, you may recognize who it is at a glance.

And here, there is such a person, as expected [Killing the Bear] Central Plains also saw this scene, but he didn't go forward as I imagined, but he calmed down, his eyes flickered, he didn't know if he could beat him or not. Planning to meet each other.

However, it shouldn't be the tearful confession of fellow villagers when they see fellow villagers. Judging from the situation of both the port mafia and the armed detective agency, I hope nothing will happen.

[Benghuai] There are two boys behind him, one is expressionless, only seven years old, and still has a bun face, but he is young and mature, with a serious face, holding a banana in his hand, because the basket at home is not enough. Being able to carry it lying down like this, with [sashimi] on top of the head, it seems that [bald] Skuvalo's naming style.

The other boy looks good, he is named [Shark Cub], just like [Dazai's eldest son] at that time, he is thin-haired, and it seems that he will have a new chance, which probably comes from them The curse of the name of the mother [bald] Skuvalo.

The three of them should have gone to the tropical rainforest before, [Shark Cub] was bitten by a mosquito and got yellow fever, and his whole body was yellow.

Yellow fever can't kill people, but the hunger bar will be shortened. At this time, there is no way to take food by oneself, but after a while, it will recover on its own.

But after he is cured, feed him as soon as possible, otherwise he will starve to death.

It seems that this is not the first time that he has suffered from mosquitoes. When [Shark Cub]'s yellow fever passed, he spontaneously went to get a gooseberry to give himself health.

"If it's a teacher, you won't be easily bitten by mosquitoes!" The boy gritted his teeth, looking as if he couldn't do it, as if he wanted to rush back to the rainforest and fight the mosquitoes for another [-] rounds.

"Stop making trouble, this is the operating rule of this world." [Honkai] Kunikida Doppo pulled the stubborn bull-like kid back with a weary effort, and calmed him down by saying something.

Seeing that there are so many people in the family, the three children don't have much doubts. It is estimated that Seijuro Akashi and Keigo Atobe explained to everyone before this.

The Sakamoto family is a huge family or something.

At this time, there is no need to greet each other. One is that although everyone now bears the title of the Sakamoto family, they also know that it is only temporary. The other is that they don’t know how to introduce them. How can it be impossible to say that this is your grandfather?

So everyone looked up at the name, then nodded, and it was over.

Without [Sakamoto], it feels like everyone has suddenly become a superficial plastic relative.

Hey, hey, that's how it should be.

But at this moment, [Shooting Bear] suddenly let out a shocking scream, and then he laughed wildly as if someone had tapped his acupuncture points, and after a while, the laughter seemed to be squeezed again The screaming chicken stopped abruptly with a "crack".

Because of the violent mood swings, [Shooting Bear] hiccupped three times in a row before stopping.

[Killing the Bear] who has a good relationship with him slapped Nakahara Nakahara, "Why are you so crazy?" Originally, he just took a slap when he was slapped, but this time [Shooting the Bear] reacted extremely quickly. Changing appearance, he immediately went to another position, and said slightly annoyed, "What are you doing?" But his eyes glanced at the [newcomer] standing directly opposite him, from the sound and movements, there was a clear flustered.

[Newcomer] frowned, he looked up at [Killing Bear] Zhongya Zhongyuan.

Even though I was far away, I could still feel a burst of murderous aura, [Killing Bear] Zhong Yuanzhong also narrowed his eyes, the two sides actually confronted each other, this dull atmosphere spread, and everyone's attention was gathered.

A 39-year-old young woman and a one-year-old child are facing off against each other. If they are placed anywhere, they are probably able to form a circle and be watched.

But apparently most of the Sakamoto family didn't think so.

This is murderous.

Those who discover this, most of them have big problems with their identities in the world.

I don't care about the lawsuit between [Newcomer] and [Killing Bear] Chuya Nakahara, I took this opportunity to observe the people here.

Needless to say, [cooking vegetables] Hinata Zao, this point can be seen from his words and deeds before, but he is not too surprised, followed by [Honkai] and [Shark Cub].

In the fourth generation, there are only five people in total, and except for the expressionless [Sashimi], all of them are black.

The Sakamoto family is really good at having children.

I'm afraid it won't evolve into a villain in the future.

Watching their movement, everyone always felt as if life was about to be stimulated. Everyone seemed to be shouting loudly in their hearts, "Fight".

In the past, when a new cub came, he would fight, but the recent cubs are all calm, and most of them have listened to the rules here honestly.

There was only [Honkai], whose whole face wrinkled into a ball after listening to it, and thus got the name.

Although this is messy, and it takes time to make a fuss, it can barely be regarded as a life adjustment.

Isn't it a confrontation anyway?

Back then [Bald] Skuvalo beat his mother [Killing Bear] Nakahara Chuya violently with a fish.

Don't you have to resign yourself to your fate now, to shine in the Sakamoto family and add a brick?

Here, who goes back and isn't a big shot?

It's just that at this time, they have to honestly do infrastructure for the Sakamoto family.

When everyone was thinking about things, it wasn't any of them who stood up first. "Brother, let's go out to work." [Collection] suddenly made a sound, and grabbed [Shooting Bear]'s hand.

[Collection] I completely sensed that the atmosphere here was not right, and wanted to pull my little brother out of the center of the vortex.

However, 【Shooting Bear】had a big reaction. He slapped 【Collection】's hand away, and shouted in a panic, "Whose brother are you calling?"

And at this time, the gaze of [Newcomer] has shifted from [Shooting Bear] Chuya Nakahara to [Collecting].

I happened to be standing behind them, and I could see [the newcomer]'s bland eyes, without a trace of light at all, like a boundless darkness that could pull people into the abyss, but when he stared at people, Those lacking colorful eyes seemed to be large ice cube makers.

[Newcomer] With a blank face, he tilted his head, "Huh? Brother?"

Having been confronted with all of this, [Collection] couldn't help taking a step back, stuttering, "...well, that's..."

[Shooting Bear]'s face was covered with sweat, and his voice stammered, "Brother...I..." But even so, he still stood in front of [Collection].

big brother?

The people around with their ears pricked up all showed gossiping expressions.

After all, no one thought that there would really be a true brotherhood in reality. This luck is too low.

I remember when I was just born, [Shooting Bear] seemed to say to his big brother [Collection] that it would be great if "Illumi" did the same, so this should be the legendary big brother "Illumi".

The aura of this guy made me think that in the day of [Shooting the Bear] three whips, plus some electric shocks, he grew up fed poison since he was a child, and played hide-and-seek killer families that require life as a bet. up.

With such a low-pitched demeanor, he is definitely more professional than Balian.

This is not a good thing. My world has integrated the setting that all writers are mafia with superpowers. I absolutely don't want to have a legal family of killers.

But obviously [newcomer] Illumi didn't want to talk about it in front of so many people. He glanced at [Shooting Bear] and didn't do much action, but [Shooting Bear] acted like he did something bad When caught at the scene, the whole person would freeze in place, with fine sweat breaking out on his forehead.

However, when [newcomer] Illumi started to walk out with his short legs, he hurriedly followed.

But before that, it happened that the eldest brother [Beat Xiong] came back, seeing how lively this place is, he showed a smile: "The population is thriving."

[Shooting the Bear] Obviously, I was dying to shoot before, I don’t know why I suddenly had such courage at this time, and stopped in front of [Beating the Bear], I have never seen such an expression of a genuine relative , with a cat face.

"Look, we have so many new family members here, shouldn't it be time for you to get shoes?"

His expression was very excited, and he was dancing, but all the points of his hands were vaguely pointing at the expressionless [newcomer] Illumi, even the tip of his toes.

The body expression is too rich, and it is too recognizable.

It was as if he was yelling at [Beat the Bear], "Hurry up and take this evildoer away".

From [Shooting Bear]'s point of view, [Beating Bear] should be some kind of washing machine.

Lift the [newcomer] Ilmi with a fishing rod, rub it on each tree, and then rub it in the pond, clang clang clang, a brand new friendly big brother who has been cleansed appears .

He'd hold out his trembling hand and yell, "OH, MYGOD."

Then become a peerless good brother, the kind that can make him domineering.

But unfortunately, the 50-year-old [Beat Xiong] ruthlessly rejected him.

"When I got shoes for [bald head], I accidentally went too far. There are still several pairs of shoes by the pond."

This remark provoked [bald head] Skuvalo to glare, and shouted, "You still know how to go too far!"

[Prince] Bell didn't know about this past, and he was asking [Farming] Seijuro Akashi next to him, but he was affected and yelled, but Skuvalo seemed to use his loud voice to cover up his guilty conscience .

If you pay attention, you will find that, except for the newly born [newcomer] Illumi, after [Beat the Bear] left, all five people in the fourth generation wear shoes.

[Shooting the Bear] It's impossible not to have such eyesight. It seems that Illumi's appearance here was too frightening, which made him lose his previous judgment.

[Shooting the Bear] The tiger's body was shocked, and his heart was ashamed.

But [Beat Xiong] didn't care about this, hummed a little song, and stood in front of the whole family, looking in a good mood.

Then a notice board was inserted in the front.

"Hey, can I still write? I'm so lucky." [Beat Xiong] pondered for a moment, then waved his hand.

There are six more words on the sign.

"Sakamoto Hope Family."

However, after the notice board, there was no hope for [Shooting Bear], who was leaving behind [newcomer] Illumi like a walking dead, which formed a stark contrast.

The tragic hope is broken, so pitiful.

The author has something to say: I originally planned to keep the manuscript, but after thinking about it, let’s just release it after writing =3=

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Update the Sakamoto family list

The first generation, Sakamoto.

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The second generation, eldest brother [beating a bear], eldest sister [farming] Akashi Seijuro, second sister [pottery making] Keigo Atobe, third sister [killing a bear] Chuya Nakahara, youngest son [bear], Saiki Kusuo (me) )

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The third generation, Taneda Akashi Seijuro's [collection], [shooting bear] Qi Ya (six years old), [monster];

[Cooked dishes] Hinata jujube by Kei Wusheng from the pottery trace department, [Sakamoto six] Yamamoto Takeshi;

[Killing Bear] gave birth to [Bald], Skuvalo, [Hide and Seek] Hibari Kyoya, [Victory] reborn

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The fourth generation: [Cooking] Hinata Zaosheng's [Prince] Bell, [Honkai] Kunikida Doppo;

[[-]] Takeshi Yamamoto's [newcomer] Illumi

[Bald] Skuwaro's [Sashimi], [Shark Baby]