One hour in the life of a superhuman

"Is this the bears gathering together to start a family?"

"It's better to say that they are afraid of the luck and misfortune of [beating the bear], so collectively relocating the bear cave to a place hundreds of thousands of miles away sounds more like a fact."

[Collection] and [Shooting Bear] This is the first time that this pair of brothers have a good relationship and whisper quietly, but they don't talk head to head or whisper, please control the volume at the same time, thank you.

"Eh? Is it because of me? It's too much." [Beating Xiong] turned his head and said, which made [Collection] and [Shooting Bear] shudder at the same time, waved their hands in sync, and almost denied the three Connected.

"Now should be the time to discuss what to do?" The one who interjected was [[-]]. He was holding a long straight wooden stick in his hand. It was just picked up a branch on the road and cut it like this with a sharp stone. As he spoke, While holding a long straight wooden stick waved.

His gesture of waving a long straight wooden stick is very strange, it is a very standard gesture for holding a bat. Generally speaking, unless you have frequent daily contact, you seldom swing a wooden stick in this way.

It has something to do with baseball, plus the key word Peng Lie, and I roughly guessed [Six]'s identity, it should be Takeshi Yamamoto.

Before, my focus was all on Tsunayoshi Sawada, and I had no unilateral communication with Takeshi Yamamoto. Apart from knowing that he was an enthusiastic baseball boy, I didn’t even know what his catchphrase was, and I didn’t recognize him all at once. Extenuating circumstances.

If it was Yamashita Daipa REBORN, I would definitely recognize it immediately.

"What's the use of you holding a long straight wooden stick?" [Shooting the Bear] said, "Unless you use weapons like bows and arrows here, you can't do damage. Hey, I remember I said it before."

When testing new weapons against snakes, everyone has already popularized science on this point.

"Ah, feel at ease with what you have in your hand, hahaha." [[-]] Takeshi Yamamoto waved the long straight wooden stick in his hand again.

It has no effect on the overall situation, [Shooting the Bear] didn't ask the bottom line, and besides, not only [Six], but also [Hide and Seek] is dragging a long straight wooden stick in his hand. His body is still tall, and with his serious bun face, if he didn't know that his real body is Hibari Kyouya, he might still be able to say a few words about cuteness.

【[-]】Takeshi Yamamoto originally wanted to cut him a small curved wooden stick that was more in line with his height, but after being rejected by [Hide and Seek] Hibari Kyouya's sharp eyes, he had to give up.

Everyone just thought it was just caused by the novice's uneasiness, and didn't take it to heart.

"Everyone has this stage." [Beat Xiong] summed it up.

Yeah?But I don't.

But there's no need to be a bullshit. For me, recognizing [Six]'s identity as Takeshi Yamamoto doesn't make any sense to the situation in front of me.

The key point is still the bear.

Even though everyone here is good at fighting except 【Collecting】, which one of the Dazai family can't fight?It's not about being wiped out by the bear group.

Here, the force value becomes a tool that can only be beaten by oneself. For example, Skuvalo violently beat Chuya Zhongyuan with a fish head.

Not so with bears.

And the current scene is even more difficult.

Judging from my years of experience in playing spicy chicken games, there is a high probability that it is a copy-paste game bug at this time. Just lie down and admit defeat and start over, or just turn around and go back, pretending that there is no such thing.

After all, these bear caves are piled up here like rubbish, and they are far away from our family settlement. These bears will not come all the way to make trouble. You must know that this is to cross the glacier twenty times, ten times Rainforest, swamp five times, desert six times.

What kind of death-seeking spirit is this?

These bears are all so pitifully huddled together, why can't they let them go, and then let themselves go?

But obviously other people are not as experienced as me, nor as open-minded as me. Even if they are faced with so many bear caves, they seem to have completely forgotten the history of humiliation under the hands of bears, and plan to bear it to the death.

Hey, it seems that the title of the Mangzhi family can be transferred to the Sakamoto family.

On this point, only I have the same point of view as [collection].

"Hey, don't be so disappointing, big brother," [Shooting Bear] put his hands behind his head after cutting, "If you run so far and go back empty-handed, at least you have to take it back to make a carpet, won't you be looked down upon. "

Here, bears and snakes are considered the most useless materials. Even if you try hard to kill them, they can only be used for carpet decoration. It is the same reason to put a newborn child on the fire.

But judging from the time and energy it takes, it's definitely not a worthwhile deal.

There is no family that will set up a special squad for killing bears, unless those who look like troublemakers are put in it, and let them fight with the bears so that they don't become old people and become a burden on the family. possible.

"But, with so many bears, it's a bit difficult." [Collection] Apparently he doesn't think face is important, he counted with his fingers, "There are fifteen bear holes."

"It doesn't matter." Obviously in the life of [Dazai's second son], he died no better than others, but in this life [Shooting Bear] still seems confident, "We have weapons."

"But I have never seen a fight, and I have to shout 'throw me the weapon'." [Collection] On this point, my mind turned unexpectedly quickly, and I immediately discovered the slot.

There is only one weapon, and whoever uses it can be a big battle.

"It's okay, the bear will only come out after digging out the bear hole." Zhongyuan Zhong, who has 20 years of experience focusing on bears in his previous life, is also calm and calm, "We just need to pay attention, dig out one by one, and lure the bears out."

This sounds like a feasible solution and has been unanimously approved by everyone.

Who digs out the bear hole becomes the most critical thing.

These bear burrows are too close together and can cause major problems if you are not careful.

"As the eldest brother of the Sakamoto Hope family, let me come." The first one to stand up was [Beat the Bear], he was full of enthusiasm and was already gearing up.

"It's better not to, let us do this kind of work." [[-]] Takeshi Yamamoto refused.

I don't know whether he saw the tragic situation of [bald] Skuvalo or just felt that [beating a bear] was not suitable.

In addition, while not hurting [Beat Xiong], everyone tactfully refused to let [Beat Xiong] hit the head.

This is understandable, even though the force value has only one function here, which is to use it to hit one's own people, but from the behavior and even the pace of walking, one can roughly see how much fighting power a person has.

Except for the unscientific level of luck, [Beating Bear] is only at the level of an ordinary person in terms of real physical strength and agility. That is to say, he is the only magician in this world who can attack with magic. What is compelling is that this world does not ban magic, but bans simple weapons. It seems that if you lose a weapon, the words "weapon is not suitable for your hand" will pop up from the system, and you are strictly restricted.

However, no one wants to offend [Beat Xiong] by talking loudly, and thus be disgusted by the goddess of luck behind him.

"A herbivore with uncoordinated movements, hmph." Only [Hide and Seek] Kyouya Hibari, who has never seen the tragic image of [bald] Skuvalo, told the truth.

Wow, very courageous.

I hope I can still have such backbone when [Beat the Bear] gets you shoes. [Beat Xiong] squatted down, buried his face in his hands, a 1.8-meter-tall man with a beard, started to chatter, the contrast was that no matter what, there was no way to cute, everyone stood awkwardly In the same place, the hands and feet cannot move independently.

"You really don't have a sense of humor." The fake-crying [Beat Xiong] raised his head.

For a while, it was like telling a bad joke, the atmosphere became even colder, even worse than when it was on the glacier, and the hunger value dropped rapidly.

Everyone had to take a bite of the grilled fish to suppress the shock and regain blood.

But fortunately, everyone is still self-aware on this point, the awkward little theater that didn't need to happen at all is finally over, and everyone can start discussing again.

In the end, it was decided that Nakahara Nakahara, who was experienced in fighting bears, would dig out the bear hole.

And [Shooting Bear] holds a bow and arrow. As the main attacker, his aim is good, and he didn't shoot a single shot when he shot the snake before.

[Killing the bear] Zhongyuan Zhong also walked forward step by step. He walked in a low voice, stepped on the grass without making any rustling sound, and approached the nearest bear cave soundlessly.

He stood on the left, and the large bear caves were on the right hand side, so the bear cave would not be on the left hand side, so the safety would be guaranteed.

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath. I thought he was going to do something earth-shattering, but in the end he just stuck his head into the bear cave.

Was he using his own head as bait to lure the bear out of its hole?

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

Nothing happened.

Calm and calm.

Everyone blinked in unison their eyes that were a little dry because of their staring, and finally they all lay down on the nearby tree bored.

[Shooting the Bear] also yelled at [Killing the Bear] Nakahara Zhongya, "Work harder, or you won't dig out the bear's hole and give birth again, right?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard that his head was full of "wells". He seemed to have made up his mind, his feet formed an inner horoscope, but his head seemed to be dancing Xinjiang dance again, his neck kept going back and forth, and the more anxious he became, the faster his speed The faster, with a "click", he twisted his head directly.

Had to end with hatred.

"Didn't you have 20 years of experience in fighting bears in your previous life?" [Shooting Bears] asked quietly, and everyone's eyes were fixed on [Killing Bears] Nakahara Chuya.

Zhong Yuan blushed, "I've never dug out the bear hole. In my previous life, my brother was even meaner and one step ahead of me. But at that time, he attracted the bear all at once, and he didn't know it was my turn. become like this."

"Obviously I still asked."

His punctuation here is a bit strange. I believe that the person he asked must not be the guy who drew the bear with the first shot, but Osamu Dazai.

In terms of bears, he even asked Osamu Dazai for advice. He also really loves bears.

I definitely got the wrong information, and it would make me think that Dazai Osamu's original intention should be to trick Nakahara Chuya into dancing in front of the bear cave.

"Perhaps you are too beautiful." [Shooting Bear] taunted, and then was smacked on the head by Zhong Yuanzhong unceremoniously.

Zhongyuan Zhong also relied on his twisted neck and his damaged face to successfully tell us that there is no need to be afraid of attracting bears.

Everyone played according to their own abilities, but it is a pity that even if [Shooting the Bear] taunted and "slightly" pointed at the bear hole, or in other words, the brave [Hide and Seek] directly smashed the bear with a long straight stick The dust on the top of the bear hole was shaken down one after another, and the black charcoal of [Hide and Seek] was dyed with a layer of hoarfrost to make it more conspicuous, but there was no roar of the bear.

"Did the bear run out too?" [Collecting], who used all his prehistoric power to summon the bear, was almost exhausted and collapsed on the ground.

No one answered him, and everyone was doubting life.

Because everyone worked hard, I had to put on a show and patted the entrance of the bear cave casually.

Just like the malice of the world, the bear cave, which hadn't responded to how many shouts and curses, shook violently.

There was a roar from inside, and then as if he had received some order, the roar of bears came out from each hole continuously, forming a chorus of ups and downs.

The airflow from inside blew my bangs high, exposing my loveless eyes that I deliberately blocked.

I raised my head expressionlessly, and saw a bear patting its own chest at the entrance of the fifteen caves, staring at me covetously.

At this moment of crisis, I just want to say, as a bear, why do the iconic moves of orangutans?

It's like playing with a pirate barrel, inserting a sword that makes the pirate inside jump up.

When did my luck get so bad?

When I turned my head, I saw that [Beat Xiong], who was ordered not to touch the bear hole next to him, was secretly withdrawing his hand and smiling cutely at me.

You're the culprit, even if you're laughing out loud.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Xiong: I heard that a Sakamoto family has come to this world, and there is a X-Bear Squad that is here to harass us, brother, please hide it well.

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Xiong: Why do everyone hide together with the bear hole? Isn’t this more conspicuous? Unfortunately, when they arrive, they won’t get out even if they are killed

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Bear Picking Feet: There is a natural curly dancer dancing with horoscopes inside, wow, mom, the expression is so ferocious QAQ

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Update the Sakamoto family list

The first generation, Sakamoto.

The second generation, eldest brother [beating a bear], eldest sister [farming] Akashi Seijuro, second sister [pottery making] Keigo Atobe, third sister [killing a bear] Chuya Nakahara, youngest son [bear], Saiki Kusuo (me) )

The third generation, [gathering] from farming, [shooting bear] Qi Ya (six years old); [cooking vegetables] Hyuga jujube from pottery making, [Sakamoto six] Yamamoto Takeshi; [bald head] from [killing bears], Si Kuvalo, [Hide and Seek] Hibari Kyoya

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While looking at Zhongyuan Zhong, he also seems to be dancing with his inner horoscope, and while pouring the nutrient solution, there are pigeons cooing +1, waiting for you, don’t you +24, meme =3=