One hour in the life of a superhuman

These are all my reasoning, and from the current point of view, it can be regarded as a full score of logic.

"Do you have any trouble with Osamu Dazai?" I didn't answer his question.

"No," he replied quickly to this point, "I probably offended the Hong Kong gangster called Central Plains Zhongye."

He was a little strange when he spoke, as if he was not sure.

"That should be nothing, and Dazai Osamu will not be involved."

He looked at me with a "do you understand" look, "Don't they have a group called 'Double Black'? Doesn't it mean that the relationship is very good."

Leaving aside which year the "Double Black" is from, the dark web has been updated to the "New Double Black" Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Nakajima Atsushi, although I don't understand why not only are they not the same organization, but they are also opposing , It is actually possible to form a combination, but it has nothing to do with the current situation.

Can I make a complaint by the way, it really looks like a group to debut, not a small mafia group.

Just to say that the relationship is very good, where did [Cooking] get the news from?

As far as the information I can see, whether it was when they were in Hong Kong or when Osamu Dazai defected, they can only be regarded as rivals who pit each other, and most of the time they are still completely defeated in the Central Plains.

Osamu Dazai, the crab, can't shave his head yet.

Can I say something about spicy chicken?

If [Dazai's eldest son] and [Dazai's eldest daughter] could have a friendly relationship of "slapping each other's chests, then looking at each other and laughing", the Dazai family would probably be prosperous and the children would run everywhere.

Hey, hey, I still hope that they don't beat each other to death.

I was a little baffled by the strange idea of ​​[cooking vegetables], so I continued to ask: "How did you offend Chuya Nakahara?"

When I asked about this, [Shaocai] was silent for a while, and then said after a long time, "Just one night when I was passing by, I ran into Nakahara Nakaya with small scissors and wanted to cut a Mediterranean Sea for Osamu Dazai. Then I said a few words."

[Cooking] Not very good at lying, his eyes drifted away, as if he only showed half of his face to me inadvertently, obviously when he spoke before, he was still facing me.

This undoubtedly shows that he is lying, and it is not necessarily true to say so, at least it is half true and half false.

Judging from his behavior, it should indeed be the crime of Nakahara Chuya, but the degree of this offense is questionable, and the two parties should not be very familiar with each other.

Otherwise [Cooking] would not have said what he said before, and he would be able to discover that [Killing Bear] is Zhongya in the Central Plains just by relying on his height + pocket + incomparable irritability like me.

It is even more impossible to still think that this is Osamu Dazai's revenge.

But it is definitely related to the little scissors incident that day in Zhongya Zhongyuan. The most important key word is to say a few words.

Zhongyuanzhong will not retaliate against others just because they said two sentences. These two sentences are very problematic.

And because he was on the column of "If you don't gossip, you will die", basically the whole of Japan knows about it, and it doesn't involve any privacy, unless speaking about him will directly reveal his identity.

At this time, just give it a try.

""If you don't gossip, you will die"?"

"What are you talking about?" Although I don't have telepathy, it doesn't mean I can't understand micro-expressions, and [Cooking], which is pinching the pinnacle, is still holding on.

This kind of personality doesn't match up with the then host Kyoko Mogami and the guest Yukito Tsukishiro, then only,

"Hinata date?"

When I said the name, [Sakamoto Cooking]'s eyes suddenly became sharper, it was not that kind of bluff, but as if I had seen blood.

Strangely, a person in the showbiz who is famous for his poisonous tongue is also criticized for his acting skills, and is often scolded for facial paralysis. Why does he have such aura?

But his performance also undoubtedly shows that my guess is correct.

[Cooking] It is Hyuga jujube.

Hey, I don't know if I should be lucky or not. From the current point of view, both Keigo Atobe and Zao Hinata belong to my original world, which means that I don't have to worry about other messy world fusions now. risk of coming in.

But the rest, there are [Sakamoto], [Sakamoto Farming], [Sakamoto Collection], and two bears. Beating and shooting bears are still unknown, so don't be careless.

When I was thinking, Hinata Zao suddenly attacked me, but even if I was in a daze, my body's reaction made me avoid it.

I found that after there is no wall, everyone likes tree-dong, but am I the one who can make people tree-dong?

The two of us kept going back and forth, and we fought for another year after each fight. Finally, Hinata Zao had to give up, took a hard bite of the gooseberry, and said harsh words to me, "Don't speak out. , or you just wait."

... Are you a primary school student?

"I will also be a guest on the next column of "If you don't gossip, you will die"."

This sentence is still very deterrent. For example, if he makes up a gossip about me, and then mobilizes the Japanese people who are too idle to come to me, wouldn't it be very troublesome.

Not even a [-] in [-] chance, I don't want to be on TV.

But I didn't intend to reveal his name. Although I am very shameless about this kind of threat, I have to say that it is very effective.

For the time being, we have reached a semblance of peace.

But I finally knew why he would talk to me about it.

[Cooking] Hinata Zao always thought it was Osamu Dazai's pot. He didn't understand what Osamu Dazai was going to do. Maybe he wanted them to build the infrastructure until they died, because it was the first time in this world, and he didn't know that as long as he died, he could come back. to the real world.

While helping 【farming】, Hinata Zao was observing the surrounding situation.

"Farming and pottery, can talk about the relationship."

"Sakamoto only fed me a few sips of milk, so I don't know much about it."

"Beat the bear, I haven't touched it before."

"Collect, is a bad luck and honest child."

Hinata Zao had a lot of shoes at the time, and he was not the victim who got the shoes before. It is rare that there is only one pair of shoes for a fish like this [Sakamoto Beats the Bear]. Usually, it is definitely not a fish, but It's all about shoes.

"Killing and shooting bears are Dazai Osamu's henchmen." Hinata Zao said this very seriously, as if it was because of this that he suspected that everything was Dazai Osamu's choice.

I was a little curious, why Hinata Zao was able to insist on this point so much, and asked, "Why?"

"I heard them exchange codes, after calling mackerel, they became Dazai's second daughter, Dazai's second son and so on."

He showed a disgusted expression, "Forcing others to be children, it's just perverted, no wonder the ability is called 'disqualification in the world'."

...I think you have some misunderstanding about him and his abilities.

That being said, the identity of [Sakamoto Shokuma] is about to be revealed, but even knowing that he is [Dazai's second son] doesn't make much sense, and other than that, his real identity is not clear.

It must have entered this world many times, so it is much more lively than when I first saw it, and I didn't recognize it. Thanks to Nakahara Chu, he was able to try it out, but he must be looking for Osamu Dazai.

Because of this, Hinata Zao wanted to find a partner, probably because of fate, he chose me at once, Mama, the former Dazai family, very much hoped that Dazai would rule me who was bald.

Good luck, boy.