One hour in the life of a superhuman

"Generally speaking," Osamu Dazai turned the document in his hand, "doesn't monsters need to be extradited?"

Indeed, this should be the case. Unlike human beings who have obsessions, even if they become evil spirits, they have to stay in the world. Monsters usually return to hell by themselves. Her original attribute is that she can be resurrected, but after the nue she was born killed her, she joined Daji's "World Evil Girls Group" with a heart of ashes, and now lives a chic life without the squeeze of children.

However, because they still have some opinions on the Nuliang group, Yuyihu supports Zhongyuan Zhongya, and every time he will spend a lot of money to rank Zhongyuan Zhongya. I have to say that Yuyihu, who has been reborn many times, is still very bloody, at least Such a few large-scale rankings can't hurt the bones.

"Because of some reason." Ghost Lantern looked up at the sky and said, and handed us another envelope, "He asked you to give this slipper."

I thought it was a welcome letter or something and didn't care, so I just accepted it.

It sounds like there are no other problems with this task. After all, there is no rule in hell that dead monsters cannot pick up their dying relatives, except for some prices in serious escape situations, but it is obvious that the Nuliang Group does not include in it.

Because Nuliang Huapiao and Nuliang Koipan are holding a concert around the world, they have not calculated the exact date of death of their grandson/son, this concert will cost a lot of money and cannot be canceled, and their subordinates will naturally have to Let's go together, so if there is no other way, please ask us.

"Probably because they think you have a good relationship with Nuliang Rikusheng." Ghost Lamp was only in charge of spreading the word and made some guesses.

But this is not a problem. It has been 200 years. Although I have not adapted to Osamu Dazai as a partner, I have been trained by him to a certain extent. Jing Wu said, my heart is much bigger than ordinary people.

Although Keigo Atobe bought a piece of land in Hell as a tennis court, I am not interested in tennis. To be honest, I am not very interested in all sports. Although Ghost Lantern is very keen on asking me to play golf together, In fact, the goal was just to drive the golf ball through the ground and through the land of Taoyuan Township, and make a hole for Bai Ze's house.

Then Bai Ze would invite me to play a game of shot put, in fact, it was just using shot put to make a collapsed decoration for the bed of the ghost lamp.

The childishness of the two of them is really speechless, so I turned down all the invitations.

It is impossible to play tennis, but occasionally I will pass by Keigo Atobe's tennis court.

By the way, according to Keigo Atobe, my heart expands 0.5 times when I see Osamu Dazai.

It seems to be purely angry.

You have to know that even my heart grows according to the average size of a Japanese heart, so it is impossible to have a big heart. There is no reason other than the frantic life after becoming a partner with Osamu Dazai.

Nuliang Rikusheng is also one of my victims, but I was forced to publicly execute 200 years ago, and now I don’t have any emotions left, I just want to complete the task quickly, and then get rid of Osamu Dazai, Go to "Hua Kappo Cooking Fox Yuqian" to relax, hey, it's definitely just for their coffee jelly.

Osamu Dazai suddenly said at this moment, "Kusuo, what are you thinking?"

Because I was immersed in my own thoughts, I realized that Osamu Dazai had been walking backwards at this time, and his eyes stopped on my face.

Generally speaking, my sensitivity to sight is about the level that I can perceive the other party's gaze inadvertently, even if I pass by, but I am not so sensitive to Dazai Osamu, it's not that Dazai Osamu is in hell After torturing too many dead people, it is because of the ultimate evolution of his "disqualification in the world" ability, but because Dazai Osamu is screaming hell, except for the time of torture, hey, he is actually screaming hell I didn't stay there for a long time. Although the sentence was deducted and reduced to 500 years, I don't know what happened. After three weeks, I was released after serving my sentence.

The person who is in charge of screaming hell is Miss Akuko, the rabbit who appeared in the story "Kaji Kaji Mountain". I have met her before. Because of the influence of his life, he hates lies and Tanuki very much. It seems that she will never be deceived by Osamu Dazai , even the ghost lamp praised it very much.

It seems that it is because of the protests of the sinners. Due to the "efforts" of Osamu Dazai, the already strict criminal law has been raised to a higher level, so that all members protested. Yes, but what they did was to keep sending praise letters to Osamu Dazai. Even the newspapers of Maomata Newspapers were full of "Excellent Boy Osamu Dazai". , In fact, because at the concert, someone shouted "New Era Hell Boy Dazai Osamu" loudly, which caused Nakahara Nakahara to burst into laughter, and then the rock turned into a "haha" song.

Chuya Nakahara gave another push to Osamu Dazai's public opinion, so that such an unreasonable commutation of sentence was passed.

But then Ghost Lamp responded and sent Osamu Dazai to the Western Hell. I just don't quite understand why they sent him there together.

At that time, I really used my eyes to spread a message to Ghost Lantern, "My lord, this era has changed, and there is no need for a continuous sitting system."

The ghost lamp patted me on the shoulder, and then stuffed me and Osamu Dazai into the magic circle leading to Western Hell.

But now is not the time to think about it. I looked at Osamu Dazai and was about to respond, but Osamu Dazai had already said, "Let me guess, are you thinking of me?"

If you tell the truth, the next journey will be Dazai Osamu's personal show. If you tell lies, Dazai Osamu will only think that he is telling the truth. According to my many years of experience, just ignore him at this time Just OK.

And after two meters, a float will pass in front of us, and changing the topic at that time is the safe area.

Sure enough, a float came over. This kind of float is usually used for publicity when large-scale events are held. Hell is still using a very old way of publicity in the past 200 years. Although the new dead who entered hell proposed reforms, there are also some dead who prefer This kind of old style, so it has been stalemate.

I originally thought that the snapdragon competition was about to start again. Although there are still a few days to count, the snapdragon contest will also be rescheduled due to factors such as sunlight, but the float is indeed a promotion of "Idol 666" .

It is said that it uses the most popular variety show mode in the present world. I don’t pay much attention to this. I usually watch some suspenseful TV and the like. I know "Backstreet Girls" because the neighbor next door is their death. Loyal fan, and it is said that the super-popular idol Liu Shentong is only because he is the elder brother of Teruhashi Shinmi.

As a result, I saw the current top three popular idols on the advertisement of "Idol 666". They are Chuya Nakahara in the first place, Koihan in the second place. Ji Ji has acted in most of the current mainstream love stories, and the third one is Liu Shentong.

... are all acquaintances.

And it is estimated that no one really wants to be an idol.

Those who want to set up the Mafia, those who want to set up the Hyakki Night Walk, those who want to get the attention of my sister.

It sucks to be their fan.

Osamu Dazai said: "This is the latest idol activity. I really didn't expect that slugs can be other people's mentors."

As for Nakahara Chuya, he has recently become good at idol activities. Although he still beat up the fans who came to shake hands at the handshake meeting, unknown fan A said "ah~~ah~~" Such mosaic praise, He also said that he would always follow Master Chuya, and he would never change from this life until death.

Because after the number of strange fans increased, the time to complain about Osamu Dazai plummeted when drinking at "Hana Kappo Cooking Fox Gozen", and said very sincerely, "The Mediterranean mackerel guy is actually pretty good."

However, after being recorded by a tabloid reporter and intercepted into a strange form and published in the newspaper, Dazai Osamu took the newspaper and mocked him. Nakahara Chuya immediately gave up this idea, and felt that he must be cursed by black fans for thinking like this. for the sake.

But I thought Ghost Lamp was not the kind of guy who likes to follow the routine of reality.

In fact, his new way of using candy houses to attract the dead is called "Sweet Hell". Hey, hey, it should be the name, because the resolution failed and it was not used, so I didn't care about it, but it can fully explain the ghost lamp It's not this kind of role that pursues fashion.

"Because it is said that someone made eye contact with the ghost lamp and told him, 'The times have changed'." Dazai Osamu blinked at me.

I didn't notice the cuteness at all, but there was a chill from the bottom up.

However, what he said felt a little familiar.

But whether it's an idol or something else, it doesn't have much to do with me, it's best to finish the task quickly.

Osamu Dazai and I walked out of the gate of hell with the warrant of the ghost lamp.

In the past 200 years, I have been back and forth many times. The outside world is not very attractive. Although there are even holographic games, but in the situation of Hell, which still relies on floats and TVs to promote, it is estimated to be several hundred. Years are enough.

Although it has been a long time, Nura Rikusheng's house has not changed much. After all, it is an ancient house, which can be said to be a cultural relic, and there is no possibility of demolition.

When we passed by, Nuliang Rikusheng, who was already a soul, was sitting in his usual position, holding a long tobacco rod, but he didn't light the fire, just put it in his mouth, his eyes were empty, and he was obviously in a daze.

Osamu Dazai kicked the tree trunk twice, shaking Nuliang Rikusheng off, but he turned over lightly like a cat and stood upright.

"Ah, it's chestnut sauce," Nuliang Lusheng shook his head again and said, "It's Qi Mu-kun."

I don't think it's strange that Nuliang Lusheng knew about this. Every year during the Ghost Festival, other members of Nuliang's family go back to the old house for gatherings. It's normal to mention it casually, but I just don't know when Nuliang Lusheng knew about it. I took a look at him and realized that it didn't really matter anymore.

Osamu Dazai asked, "Why don't you want to go back to hell?"

Grandparents, grandparents, and fathers all run towards idols, and if they don’t live well, they will go down to become idols. Riksheng Nura has worked hard for such a long time, and he can understand why when he thinks about it.

Nuliang Rikusheng sighed, and didn't want to fight for the future of the idol mafia of the Nuliang group.

"The Nuliang team can't lag behind others, in order to be able to step on the No.1 Nakahara-kun," said Nuliang Rikusheng, "They reported me to 'Idol 666' before I died."

Rikuo Nura doesn't really like this kind of talent show variety show, but because it has become a phenomenon-level variety show, he still knows a thing or two.

The rules are clearer than I know, pick seven dead people to form a group.

It's too miserable, the first idol meeting in life is this kind of all-hell nature, no matter what, since we are here, we will not let it go because of poor Nuliang Rikusheng, we will definitely take him back to hell.

After all, he is a relatively easy-to-use partner, so I took care of Nura Rikusheng's mood and gave him the envelope in my hand.

As a result, Nuliang Rikusheng, who was originally frowning, immediately became happy.

But I soon knew that this joy was definitely not due to the concern of any family members, but the joy of dragging people into the water.

"Huh, so Qi Mu-kun and Dazai-kun are also going to participate."

……What?I do not even know.

The author has something to say: I have guests on Saturday, and the computer at home broke down QAQ on Sunday. I guess I will write two chapters before finishing, and I always set a flag.

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Jiujiu planted mines in order to support the gods in the idol 666 event =3=