One hour in the life of a superhuman

When I saw Osamu Dazai, my first choice was to yell and run away as if I was frightened. Calling my name, waving his hands, using his bound legs as a fulcrum, he rotated like a physics teacher explaining eccentricity.

Seeing this scene in any situation, the original horror effect will be washed away, and I will turn to the set of a funny movie and feel a little overwhelmed.

I heard footsteps in my ear, considering that even if I don't save him now, other people will run over when they hear Osamu Dazai's voice, and it is very likely that he will be entangled by Osamu Dazai in the future. To put it simply, Whether you save or not, you will be entangled by Osamu Dazai. It is difficult to judge which is the hard mode and which is the hell mode.

After a short thought, I still plan to let Osamu Dazai go.

It is a very simple trap that hangs Osamu Dazai upside down. This kind of old-fashioned trap seems to be in a period drama. I followed the rope and found the other end of the rope.

I tried it, and the way the rope was sent was clever and difficult to untie, but Osamu Dazai pointed to the place for me with his hand, and there was a small knife there.

But if simply separating is a very dangerous thing, Osamu Dazai is very high from the ground. According to his posture and the acceleration of gravity, he will probably go directly to the ghost lamp. This may be a very gratifying thing, but It won't be so pleasant when I go to hell.

After all, it is impossible for Ghost Lantern to be willing to wear chestnut clothes to help me disguise myself as chestnut jam, and he doesn't have much imagination with chestnut jam, so Yato can try it if he insists.

While thinking about these, I held one end of the rope with my hand, and cut off the rope with a knife at the other end. An ordinary untrained human being cannot avoid being pulled forward in this situation, so I was also taken advantage of the situation. After taking two steps, he got stuck on a tree trunk with his body, and used this force to put Osamu Dazai down instead of letting his head bloom.

Osamu Dazai's feet were still tied, like a giant caterpillar, he made himself up little by little. When he looked up at me in this posture, he had the illusion of "I'm very good" .

But he was completely destroyed as soon as he opened his mouth, "Ah, I just wanted to check the situation nearby, but I saw this trap. It really looked like a good way to commit suicide, so I stepped into it happily."

"Although it is said in the book that the brain will suffer from lack of oxygen if it is in an upside-down state for a long time, eh, it should be like this, and then it will lead to death," Osamu Dazai put his finger on his chin and thought, "but it is too slow Well, compared to dying from lack of oxygen, I think I will starve to death first, starving to death is too unsightly and has no sense of ceremony, so it is very meaningless, but luckily Kusuo is here."

When he said this long story, he always felt that it was very strange to pronounce the words when he called my name at the end, but whenever I got so familiar with him, he could call me by my first name instead of my last name at will.

I don't know where I expressed my emotions, Dazai Osamu said to himself: "Do you mind if I call your name? You can also call me Ji~"

... I don't know if hanging upside down will cause hypoxia, but it should really affect IQ.

Osamu Dazai untied himself from the rope and asked, "Why is Kusuo here?"

I explained that it was about the commission received by the firm, and I didn't ask why Osamu Dazai appeared here.

But Osamu Dazai explained on his own, "I'm here because of parent-child activities."

As soon as he finished speaking, footsteps came from a distance. The man was very close, probably because he heard the voice of our conversation, someone pushed through the grass and walked over. Although I didn't need to make any movements I knew who the other party was, but I still turned my head to look over, and it was no accident that it was Reiji Munakata.

He is not wearing the uniform of Scepter4, he is simply wearing a long black shirt, buttoned all the way to the top, which is tightly covered, and he does not have a saber on his body. This is the first time I have seen him without a formal suit , Even the momentum on his body has converged.

Reji Munakata originally wanted to call Osamu Dazai's name, but seeing a flash of surprise in my eyes, he called me by my name, "Why are you here?"

I said it again.

"So," Reiji Munakata said, "the psychic power office that Mr. Komatsu mentioned is actually you."

Hearing what he said, he didn't care about Dashu's affairs, so he should have known it a long time ago.

No wonder the cuts on the top of the tree are so complete, it is not difficult for Munakata to do this.

But if they don't want people to come up, wouldn't it be faster to just find an excuse to build the road and close the mountain?

It seems like he didn't want to startle the enemy, or maybe it was Mr. Komatsu who found out that we would come today when we arrived at the hotel. He probably only said that he found a psychic power agency on the Internet and didn't specify Shintaka Linghuan, so Munakata Lisi and the others didn't know it was us, they thought it was someone pretending to be a ghost.

After all, the entry condition of the current psychic power firm is that psychic power practitioners who have registered with Scepter4 are required to practice, but even telecom fraud is difficult to catch, so so far there are still many scammers who are vigorously promoting it on the Internet Most of the psychic power firms are fake. In fact, if there is no Shigeo Kageyama, the psychic power firm of Linghuan Xinlong is not allowed to practice.

It seems that Reji Munakata and the others are a little dangerous here, so they tried to stop us at the foot of the mountain when they might startle the snake, but this possibility is relatively small, and the tree is not very tall horizontally, it is as high as According to my understanding of Osamu Dazai, it is more likely that they have doubts about Mr. Komatsu, so we want to tell Mr. Komatsu about this by walking up, and see what Mr. Komatsu will do. It's up to you to decide what you do.

I thought for a while and asked, "Are there really monsters here?"

Osamu Dazai smiled meaningfully, and did not answer directly. Instead, he asked me: "Aren't you a psychic power agency? Did you find anything?"

To find out so empty-handed is really very shameless in Dazai's style. I haven't seen him for a few months. Even if I become the new colorless king, I still look the same.

"Nothing," I replied.

This is the truth, Linghuan Xinlong still tends to be Mr. Komatsu directing and acting himself, and wants to cooperate with him to achieve a win-win situation, but if you see Munakata Reiji here, it means that things are not so simple.

Everyone became silent. At this time, my cell phone rang again, and it was still Shigeo Kageyama's voice. They were worried that I would get lost on the mountain and planned to come to find me.

This mountain may be a bit weird, I don't really want them to come up, it happened that Munakata Reishi and the others thought so too, so we came down together.

Dazai Osamu said while walking, "Ah, speaking of which, Kusuo wasn't surprised at all when he heard about parent-child activities."

"Because Mr. Komatsu mentioned about the group of single fathers," I managed to force a smirk with my acting skills, "Mr. Dazai really worked hard."

Osamu Dazai tilted his head and looked at me and said, "I prefer to raise giant babies."

……

In terms of setting, Kusuo Saiki has never entered that world, so I sincerely suggest: "It is better to cultivate the ability of autonomy."

We smirked all the way down the mountain, and Reji Munakata next to us didn't say a word.

Fortunately, everyone is not slow, and soon saw the sign, Shigeo Kageyama and the others were waiting there anxiously, and when they saw me coming out, they ran over, as the only adult here Yao said, "How can you act privately? I don't know if there are bears in this kind of mountain forest."

After waiting for a while, he stopped talking unsatisfied, and looked at Munakata Reishi and the others. Munakata Reishi changed his outfit a little, but he was still recognized by Linghuan Xinlong. He had met him before when he was applying for a license, probably because of the impression It was too deep, and it brought him a little psychological shadow. He was still teaching me like a reliable elder, but he suddenly became obsequious, with the iconic smirk of an adult on his face, rubbing his hands together, "Oh, isn't this Mr. Munakata?"

Reji Munakata was about to speak, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Mr. Komatsu who was coming from a distance, and he made a "shh" gesture at him under the cover of Linghuan Xinlong, although he might understand something different, Linghuan Xinlong I just thought that the other party just came out to play and didn't want to expose my identity, but I nodded in understanding.

Mr. Xiaosong didn't notice the abnormality, and said to us: "Didn't you say that the mountain is not safe, so don't go up the mountain? Why did you come here again?"

He looked a little eager, but if he cared about tourists, there was nothing wrong with it.

[One and two run up the mountain. 】

As far as mental activities are concerned, there is no problem at all.

Osamu Dazai smiled at Mr. Komatsu, and said: "Because I plan to take my children for a stroll, I always have to understand the surrounding environment first, but I didn't expect to go up the mountain along the road."

When mentioning the child, Mr. Komatsu also showed a smile, "Although this is the case, there are actually no interesting attractions nearby."

"Excuse me, why did Mr. Omatsu build a homestay here?" Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to say something.

Mr. Komatsu said: "This was originally our home. When the main road was not repaired, occasionally there would be mountain climbers passing by who wanted to take a rest. Gradually, it developed into a non-standard homestay."

"After my father died, I originally wanted to sell it, but I heard that the government recently planned to build a tourist attraction here, and my hard work in the city was not satisfactory," Mr. Komatsu said here with a self-deprecating smile. Laughing, "So I just came back and opened a homestay."

This is somewhat consistent with what the driver said, and it doesn't sound like there is any problem.

Talking all the way, we went back to the hotel.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Izanashe sitting in the corridor at the entrance of the hall, and beside him sat a girl with the same hair color, a round bun face, big eyes, and two pierced crookedly. The asymmetric braid, the girl wants to imitate Izuo Nashe and put her legs on the ground, but she can't hook her toes to the ground even if she straightens her toes. That club followed suit, obediently nibbling the apple in his hand.

[Although I know that the other party is an adult, and I can prove it with an ID card, but she is too young. Every time I see it, I still want to say that people are not old-fashioned, and high school students actually have children. 】

Mr. Komatsu's inner thoughts completely ruined the scene that could have made people smile, but I have to say that after he complained like this, he suddenly felt that the other party was a bit like an ordinary person again.

Seeing someone coming, Izanashe stood up and waved to everyone. The child imitated Izanashe's movements, stood on tiptoe, and waved his hands wide open and closed, but the apple in his hand was " "Plop" fell to the ground, rolled over with a gurgle, and happened to land at my feet.

When I knelt down to pick it up, I suddenly felt a little strange.

Although the terrain looks flat, according to the direction of the water flow I saw before, we should be standing at a high place. Why does this apple roll towards us?

The author has something to say: I missed 520, 521 is happy, so what =3=