One hour in the life of a superhuman

The matter has been satisfactorily resolved. According to my plan, with the disappearance of chestnuts, the world should return to peace, and I can enjoy a summer vacation with only one person at home.

However, God will not let me go.

Yato and Yukine, who have nothing to do, are entrenched in front of my game disk and fighting the spicy chicken game. This kind of spicy chicken game has a lot of bugs. If you take two steps, it may crash. Yato business stood up skillfully , beat the TV.

Xueyin shouted: "I've said it many times, it's not the TV's problem, it's the game cassette."

"Eh? Is that so? Isn't that how TVs were repaired in the past?" After confirming the identity of the elderly god, Yato was as confused as ever.

I had to remind them whose territory this was, but before I sent them to the moon to double-duck with youkai, Yato firmly controlled my lifeline, using that sweet hair With a greasy tone, "Chestnut sauce~"

……This guy.

"Although there is a plot in the script, Kusuo really did it without hesitation," Yato poked me like a gossip player with a look of "Saiki Kusuo has no heart" Shoulder, "Chestnut jam is very popular, and kid Zetian is crying like hell."

Although I agree with Tsunayoshi Sawada, I will not give up my principles because of this. Chestnuts will affect both the balance of the world and the existence of my vest. It would be better if that world disappears. This is for any Everyone is the right choice.

"But if you think about it carefully, it is indeed the choice that Kusuo would make." Yato said while rubbing his chin, and then changed into the kind of cat on the street who survives by being cute but actually thinks about stupid humans. Dou's words are probably the other way around. A stupid human being on the surface is an unscrupulous type who will immediately hold his thighs and talk about selling as long as he pretends to leave at the stall.

Just like now, Yato can also point his thumb at himself without shame and say, "That guy Dazai Osamu said he would build a shrine for me, let me reveal the news about chestnuts, under the temptation of this (emphasis) ( Emphasis) I didn’t before, no, I didn’t intend to expose you for the shrine at all.”

It's almost like "Praise me, praise me quickly, then worship me and become my believer, hahaha" written on the head.

…Once again, I don’t want to admit that the other party and I have the same voice.

"Oh, it's not the shrine built by believers." He can't touch his head, but he is good at poking his heart.

This kind of non-sincere, product of interest exchange, the real gods of Takamahara disdain it very much. They don't even get the gods, it can only be regarded as a display, and it doesn't mean much to Yato.

Yato bent forward, lay down, and gameover.

At this moment, our mobile phones all rang beeps. Yato and I looked at each other, and then took out the mobile phone at the same time. When I opened it, it was not a text message, but there was a red dot on the app of the photo album.

Generally speaking, there will never be anything like a message prompt in the photo album, but there is an accident, that is, the existence of that world.

Obviously there was no problem yesterday, but the photos started to be sent after a day, which is obviously a bit strange.

But just in case, I opened the photo album, and the photo album was filled with photos from an unknown dimension. Even my mobile phone modified by Saiki Kongsuke was stuck to death, let alone Yato This kind of old machine has been eliminated for an unknown period of time.

After about 5 minutes, the album was fully opened, and there were nearly [-] more photos.

This should not be the photo I took. Ever since I knew how to take pictures with my mind, I have controlled myself to try my best to see Osamu Dazai being beaten in a fancy way and not take pictures, but most of the time I am Osamu Dazai Because of the giant baby in the middle, in fact, Nakahara Nakahara still hadn't beaten Dazai Osamu during the nursing period, and asked Akutagawa Ryunosuke to help raise the child.

And what surprised me was that the first photo was actually the [Dazai] family, this is Dazai Osamu who is not bald in the Mediterranean with [Dazai's eldest son] on his head, running wildly all the way in an attempt to bring disaster to us innocent [ Dazai] The picture of the family running over.

The capture technique is very qualified, and it freezes the expression on Dazai Osamu's face that can only be described by Dazai Osamu, as well as Nakahara Chuya's fearless expression of "you stinky brother get out of my way" Yong Dou Xiong's fearless expression of "Everyone here is hot chicken" was photographed.

Then the next one is the neat corpse of a family of five, with a photo of a roaring bear next to it.

... I remember that the function of taking pictures was not available at that time, what is this?A mockery of world awareness?Maybe some kind of achievement device.

But if I entered that world for the first time, it should be from the [Ai Lie] family, and the first child I gave birth to was also Hibari Kyoya, but at that time, because I was not skilled in business, both of them starved to death at home. There is not even such a commemorative photo album.

Yeto next to him laughed so hard that he was already rolling on the ground. I glanced at the phone in his hand. It showed a pair of mother and daughter fighting each other. Seeing the ferocity in it, there are three little radish heads standing next to them with confused faces. This should be the first time they entered that world, and their faces can't tell who is who, but I also know that the mother and daughter It's Bai Ze and Gui Deng, and Yato should be one of the three little radishes.

Without me asking, Yato started talking about himself, Barabara, "Obviously it's the first time I entered that world, and everyone is still in the state of 'who am I, where am I, and what's going on', but Bai Ze and Ghost Lamp The appearance has changed, but I still recognized the other party at first sight, and then we started fighting. At that time, Ghost Lantern was still a baby, but his climbing skills were definitely not inferior to that of Crayon Shin-chan, and he even learned how to scratch his hair without a teacher."

Although Skuvalo and his mother Nakahara Nakaya also used their small advantage to grab their hair and swing on the swing when they fought, but for the ghost lamp, it would be more suitable for his image to hold a mace.

I picked up my phone and continued to look through the photo album, and next was the [Sakamoto] family, probably my first family to die, so there are a lot of photos, and about half of the more than 500 photos are of [Sakamoto].

Like some famous scenes, as [Kuma Sakamoto], I was pushed into the X-Bear group by [Sakamoto] for the first time. A bunch of X-Bears who looked like bad friends looked back at me, and Qiya still had a stick in his mouth. Gencao, I don't know who I learned it from. I squat with my feet spread apart. If I have a windbreaker, it is the bad group Sakamoto group.

There are also Komaeda Nagito sacrificing the fishing shoes of the tribe, Sakamoto's long straight wooden stick skateboard, etc. I don't need to list them one by one, they are basically some famous scenes.

After turning over [Sakamoto]’s house, things like [Fruit Farmer] are basically black history, there is also a ghost lamp brand fast mace delivery machine, and the first defense battle of [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township].

Then there is the giant baby series, which I didn't even plan to read, so I flipped through it quickly.

What follows is the ending chapter where Osamu Dazai and I are tied to the rocket waiting to be launched, and the final chapter of the various family settlements.

In the last photo, under the sky filled with stars, a round of rockets lifts off into the sky, with a picture of Osamu Dazai and I holding hands attached to it.

...It doesn't have any aesthetic feeling, it's better to delete it.

I tried to press the delete button, probably because of the curse of quantum mechanics or the third power of seven, but it showed that it could not be deleted.

I was thinking about whether to throw it on the moon, but there are monsters I threw there on the moon, or change to Mars, anyway, this phone is actually Lizi’s, not Saiki Kusuo’s usual mobile phone, and Lizi has already lost it Disappeared, this phone is honestly unnecessary, but I thought about it and locked it in my drawer, which is another kind of out of sight and out of mind.

Yato didn't care, flipped through his photo albums one by one, and told Yukino who was obviously curious about his great achievements while looking at them. Really have to have something to brag about, not Komaeda Nagito's kind of fishing sacrifice to the tribe's unknowing madness, but the lubricating oil god of the mediation committee, who focuses on making the panacea between Bai Ze and the ghost lamp, mediating family relations, It has to be said that this guy is full of natural skills in this regard, and he can also reach a friendly relationship with Bai Ze and Ghost Lamp at the same time.

At this time, the doorbell downstairs rang, even on the second floor, I can know that the courier downstairs, I have some doubts, I did not buy something, and my parents are still traveling abroad, I think they should I will not buy something at this time and send it back. The shipping fee is not cheap, and it is such a big two packages.

Because I can sign for it immediately, I didn't intend to use a perspective to see what's inside, and went downstairs to sign for it according to the process, but at this time an accident happened.

Neither of the two parcels had the name of the sender written on it. Besides that, there was no information about the recipient, not even an address. It was completely unclear what information the postman relied on to find this place.

When I asked, the postman was also in the state of asking three questions, "What are you talking about, isn't this just a courier sent here?"

From the point of view of mental activity, apart from impatient complaints, there seems to be no problem. It just touched the package at the place where the courier received it, and then it automatically became like this.

I didn't want to accept it at first, but the courier didn't intend to wait for my response. He just turned around and left without any professional ethics. He rode a small electric donkey and disappeared in a blink of an eye. After 100 meters from my home, he even forgot to send the courier. It's almost like being affected by something supernatural.

This made me a little strange. After thinking about it, I still took the courier back.Yato looked at me curiously in the room, I explained something to him, and he happily opened the package without any worries.

"Wow." There was a voice of surprise.

Inside is an exquisite model, which is completely scaled down according to the scale of [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township]. Bai Ze can draw it.

Obviously there is no name written on it, although there is a chance of choosing one of the two, I still feel a little strange, as if the one that comes out should be [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township] no matter which one Yato chooses.

I thought about it and opened my parcel, it belonged to the [Sakamoto] family, not the complete body with the bell tower later, but the model of the early [Sakamoto], besides the ducks, there was actually a fishing rod beside the pond next to it, Komaeda Nagito's row is really big.

In addition, there is a bear cave inside the box, which is not from [Sakamoto]’s family. There is a handprint printed on the bear cave, it can’t be Osamu Dazai’s, right?

I suspect this is a conspiracy, but Yato has already happily called Bai Ze and Gui Deng, and they also received the exact same model as Yato, which was sent by the courier personnel in Taoyuan Township and Hell. The state of three ignorance.

If this is the case, this should have nothing to do with the conspiracy to pick off my vest. After all, Osamu Dazai and the others cannot send gifts to Hell and Taoyuan Township. They should be souvenirs just like those photo albums. A gift?

I did a clairvoyant look, and Vongola, the Port Mafia, and Armed Detective Agency also had it, but they were all slightly different.

For example, Mori Ogai and Fukuzawa Yukichi received the same style of [Sakamoto] under their mother-daughter joint rule, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke received the skyscraper family settlement of [Port], and another picture of him The ID [The kids next door to the port are all crying] has already been dropped by Rashomon.

Sawada Tsunayoshi didn’t spend much time in [Clam], so he was also in [Sakamoto], but he also received an additional banner saying “Writerman asked me to do infrastructure”.

The reborn is a model of Vongola's [clam] family colony and nothing else.

Xanxus won a mini-throne, and Skuvalo and Nakahara also won awards for excellent mother and daughter besides the model of [Sakamoto], and then the unity was torn to pieces, and denied the three consecutive times, screaming "bastard" towards the sky .

Sakamoto got two [Sakamoto] family lands, one is Sakamoto in the early stage like me, and the other has a clock tower in the later stage.

Komaeda Nagito has only one initial family settlement, but there is an extra fishing rod with a small red flower and a stone tablet model of "[Sakamoto] Hope Family".

Nuliang Rikusheng took over [Sakamoto] by himself in the mid-term. This kind of "Eve" in the mid-term has no benefits at all, and there are no additional souvenirs. Yukiyue Bingli pinched a Q version of Nuliang Rikusheng's snowman and released it for him. Going in, it finally turned into a fancy figure-making contest. Each monster began to make his own avatars, and put them in the family settlement to replace the original family members. Nuliang Lusheng next to him smiled very brightly, He also played with the clay by himself and made clay figures of their family.

But what surprised me was that Bailan also received the same type of family settlement as Nura Rikusheng. Was it reincarnated after we left?

People like Osamu Dazai wandering around without a family, only got a model of [Dazai] family members rushing to the street and an extra rocket. It must be noted that there is no Dazai and I on it, he tied the cursed doll to it , and then use the kind of rope that hangs.

Looking at this souvenir, I don't know how to evaluate it, and I don't know what to do with it. Logically speaking, the chestnuts are gone. In order to prevent others from finding out my vest, I should destroy the corpse, but ...

Hey, hey, forget it, this kind of thing is not very big, if it is put away, it should not be a big problem.

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