One hour in the life of a superhuman

Looking at the white and fat Osamu Dazai in front of me, I am faced with three choices, throw it away, throw it away, or throw it away, well, this guy still belongs to the category of non-recyclable, and the most important thing is that it is still useful, even if compared I have to keep my bad heart.

Although I want to have a beginning and an end, and take a good omen, it does not mean that I want to reproduce the Dazai family. This family is hopeless, and it is not as good as [Sakamoto].

Osamu Dazai looked very happy, and his smile seemed to be throwing flowers for free.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, as long as my Saiki Kusuo's identity is not revealed, it doesn't matter even if I give birth to Osamu Dazai. I think of my original plan and the perfect vest, and I don't think there is anything wrong. It's not like Dazai Osamu has never been born before.

I don't plan to raise a giant baby. This kind of childish revenge is not my style. I put Dazai Osamu upside down in my newly made basket and held it in my hands. Dazai Osamu said something vaguely in the basket , After a while, his little buttocks turned over to himself, revealing a mess of hair, and accusing light waves from his eyes.

I ignored him, anyway, now he can only jump out word by word, as if the wind is too strong and he didn't hear it.

The troublesome part of this world besides giving birth is the map. Even though basically every organization has capable people who have figured out the whole world, and even have detailed maps, if you are just born in a wilderness like me If you are a poor "Eve" in the countryside, it is difficult to judge where you are now.

[Sakamoto] rings the bell every 5 minutes, so I just wait where I am. After the bell rings, a compass will appear in the upper right corner of my field of vision, and the direction of the red pointer is the residence of [Sakamoto].

Soon the bell rang, and the sound of the clock tower was very loud, basically the same as my sound next to the clock tower. It should not be because of the close distance, but the whole world should be like this.

I followed the direction of the compass that appeared as originally planned, and Osamu Dazai in the basket lay curled up quite quietly, with a pair of eyes looking at me eagerly, but I have always been hard-hearted and never looked at him at all.

After walking a few steps like this, another child fell out from behind, with black hair tied in two braids, the rubber bands used to tie the braids were golden, and the ornament on it was a golden throne, shining brightly. The baby's face was full of scars, and when he opened his eyes, he was full of hostility. This guy should be Xanxus, but when he opened his mouth, he still cried Ula Ula.

I thought that as [Osamu Dazai], I would reproduce the glory of [Dazai] before, but it doesn’t look like this now, but it’s true, the original [Second Daughter of Dazai] Tsunayoshi Sawada will not participate in this world this time For activities, he has to sit in reality.

Xanxus was glaring at me fiercely, jumping out word by word, "garbage" "garbage".

I sent him to the North Pole to watch polar bears, and he was almost irritable enough to cause global warming. In the end, reborn and Kudaime joined forces to put out the fire. As a result, the enemy turned into a mother in one fell swoop. If he can be more irritable, he won’t look like Xanxus , I don’t have Skuvalo to give him fire. After thinking about it, I first mentioned Xanxus. I originally wanted to give him the title of [Dazai’s eldest daughter]. Eldest Daughter], and she is still the kind of irascible little padded jacket who can take care of younger siblings and can shake off [Dazai Eldest Son] Dazai Ji a few streets away, so let's change the name of Xanxus.

"Your name is [the daughter picked up by Dazai Beiji]."

What a perfect representation of the main deeds of Xanxus.

Xanxus was even more angry, the scars on his face were very conspicuous.

The three-year-old Osamu Dazai took the initiative to crawl out of the basket with his ass pouted, I threw Xanxus in, and then gave the basket to Osamu Dazai.

"You are an older child, you have to learn to take care of your younger sister." I, who fit my personality, began to perfectly teach Dazai Osamu, his brother and sister Gong.

Dazai Osamu dragged the basket containing Xanxus, and sang while walking, "Little cabbage, Dilihuang, three or four years old, drag my sister~"

Occasionally there are echoes of Xanxus, "garbage", "garbage", "bastard", "egg", "kill", "ha", "you", very harmonious and friendly.

...Osamu Dazai is happy, anyway, after going out, I am not the one who is in danger of being roasted by Xanxus.

Although singing, the speed was not slow. Almost after Xanxus was able to climb out of the basket and run all over the ground to hunt down Osamu Dazai, we arrived at the clock tower at the [Sakamoto] station.

There are actors under the clock tower, but probably because everyone knows that the opposite is an actor, the number of people is not that many, sparse, and there is even a 58-year-old white-haired and thin-armed and thin-legged [Information House Nakura] hugging The 38-year-old strong and struggling [Information House Xiaojing] is charging. The two of them look like unqualified actors. The two sides are constantly competing. Struggling very hard, but this world is so unreasonable. As long as Ma Ma is willing, no matter what, I can't leave Ma Ma's embrace. I also have a deep understanding of this.

Everyone exclaimed in amazement at [Information House Nagura]'s giant baby-like charge, and Dazai Osamu's expression was completely at a loss for not taking me to the battlefield to show off.

I think I have to remind him that I'm the fucking thing now. When I was observing Kikyo and the others, I learned from Mori Kogoro and gave Osamu Dazai a drill head SPA.

But has this method of raising giant babies become the latest fad?I really don't understand the world of these grown-ups.

But when it comes to [Information House], I remember that I sold myself and my family to [Beat the Enemy], but this happened a long time ago, and I don’t know if it’s the same person.

These are not important, my original destination is not [Sakamoto], but [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township], [Sakamoto] is just a transit point to determine the location of the map, but I checked my age, now I am only 24 years old, and only 8 minutes have passed in the real world. The time is not urgent, and I can observe the situation.

I was going to visit [Sakamoto]’s family settlement. When I turned around, Xanxus, who was able to climb out of the basket by himself, was chasing and killing Osamu Dazai. The two of them were playing a game of brother fighting against the background of the battlefield.

Just leave them alone.

I ruthlessly turned around and went to the family residence of [Sakamoto] first. The battlefield under the clock tower was not well controlled. Holding the hammer head in charge, it is a fearless gesture to be able to smash one by one.

On the other side is Sakamoto in command, followed by Komaeda Nagito, whose name is still [Sakamoto Beats the Bear]. It seems that Sakamoto does not intend to upgrade Komaeda Nagito to the [Sakamoto Hope] that he has been thinking about, except for Komaeda Nagito , I also saw [Sakamoto bald head], this flowing silver-white long hair, and the state of stomping on the city wall and screaming with a knife, it is definitely Skuvalo, he is now in charge of [Sakamoto] In addition to this area, there is Bell, which is still 【Prince Sakamoto】.

However, Nakahara, who gave birth to Schwarro, was not in [Sakamoto] this time. He has now been upgraded from a great-grandson to the second generation, and Bell is Schwarro's first daughter.

In addition, [Sakamoto Ghost Animal] Kunikida Doppo is also here. He is the same age as Dazai Osamu, and the other party is still teasing Xanxus and singing "Little Cabbage". Kunikida Doppo is already steadily counterattacking, holding The bow and arrow are shooting.

The same is Eve, why are my children mischievous and mischievous, and their hobbies are the type of tossing around?

Hey, it shouldn't have much to do with my family education, it's purely because of the surname [Dazai].

The layout of the front is based on the principle of reincarnation. If there are too many reincarnations, they will be assigned to other places. Now that we have reached the electrical age, there are all things like mobile phones, but the materials are not good. Looking for it, so it has not reached the level of one person in the real world. Generally, there is one person in a family settlement. The people who are building roads are distributed according to the number of people, so they can be deployed quickly. The number of people in [Sakamoto] is now It is not excessive.

I counted the days. According to the logic, Sakamoto and Komaeda Nagito should not appear here, but they still have the identity of Hell's messengers looking for Nekomata. Has their time changed, thereby affecting the process of returning to this world.

Kunikida Doppo saw me and made a gesture towards me, and I took a detour behind [Sakamoto], where the original [Sakamoto] family cemetery was located, and behind it was a tropical rainforest.

In the tropical rainforest, there are a few people from [Clam] and [Port] who are building roads. There are special pavers for road construction, which can span several areas in an hour, but the size is relatively large and very conspicuous. In order to prevent someone from tearing down the road Well, Vengley and the port mafia usually arrange this on the road as a target, and the rest of the road is artificially built.

But I didn't expect to start secretly building roads here at [Sakamoto]?It seems that Sakamoto also knows that this plan was originally planned by them together?

I'm not sure about this, but it works.

Just as he was thinking, Ula Ula's cry came from behind him again. This time it was a boy with red hair. He was obviously a baby but combed thickly like countless hair gels. He was very arrogant. It looked like a clown would often stick a Like the stickers, there are stars on one side and teardrops on the other side. The long and narrow red phoenix eyes are winking at me. Is it Hisoka this time?

This guy is left to fend for himself, he is not my ally anyway.

I decisively ran away with the basket in my arms.

I walked down that road, got some bananas in the rainforest, and set out on the journey alone.

But soon they were overtaken by Osamu Dazai and the others on horseback. Dazai Osamu’s horse was dragging a basket behind his buttocks. Inside was Hisoka who was smiling brightly and trying to stand up. The name on the top of his head was [Sakamoto] anonymous】.

Scuvaro was driving a diesel car, and the place where supplies could have been placed in the back could only hold Xanxus and his throne. He was only six years old, and he looked at me like a king with his legs crossed, and then took the lead and left behind Billowing smoke and dust.

……

I drove Osamu Dazai off the horse, and then tied my basket behind the horse's buttocks. Although I am already an 11-year-old kid, I can still stand if I can't sit in it. It's time to be filial.

Osamu Dazai: ...

This road does not continue all the time, but section by section, and there are wrong and confusing routes. Because one o'clock in the afternoon is the scheduled time, we can see many people building the road along the way.

Scovalo knows the way, and there is no need to stop to ask for directions, just follow his car exhaust and Xanxus' eyes of "you scumbags" behind him.

It took about a circle more than the normal route, and we arrived at [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township].

In that forest, [Hell CEO] Ghost Lamp is working as a supervisor. Under the pressure of his black face, everyone is building quickly. Unlike [Port] and [Sakamoto], there is no war, and it seems to support it. The World Fusion organization aimed their spearheads at the [Port] and [Clam] that once appeared in [Sakamoto], but missed the [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township] that originally wanted to see the gods.

But this should have been planned by Vengley and the port mafia. One [Sakamoto] is not enough for them to be a target. They have also regarded their own family settlement as a target, which instead attracted more people's attention. [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township] became mysterious, and then accelerated its development.

Especially when I saw the original [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township] ghost lamp used to hold a self-made mace as a means of transportation, which looked like a launch platform that pierced into the sky, and the appearance was the same as before. But when the inside has been completely remodeled, and there is still a rocket hidden, I think Tsunayoshi Sawada should make up his lessons. Is this something from the electric age?

But with this thing, I am more confident in closing that world, but why is the iconic object chosen to be a rocket? Generally speaking, things like the Internet will be made first. This is every hell has a launch What does the rocket dream mean?

I stared at the head of the suspected Bai Ze on the rocket. Although the ghost lamp and Bai Ze looked very similar, they could still be distinguished from the clothes, so the ghost lamp wanted to launch Bai Ze into the universe?But Bai Ze can fly back by himself, and Bai Ze is now making a lucky booster, he must know this, so he made the mascot.

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Do you have a setting that you will become childish ghosts in front of certain people? I thought about it carefully. , you can rest assured.

The author has something to say: Well =3=

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If I don't update, I really hate that I planted mines below to boost the special rocket of the ghost lamp -3-