One hour in the life of a superhuman

With the cry of wah wah wah, I was born on this land again.

However, when I saw clearly who my mother was in this life, I wished I could starve myself to death and start over again.

It was a very beautiful woman, with black wool rolls spread out to her waist, her hair volume was enviable by everyone, it was black and thick, and she wore a small crown on top of her head, which should have been brought with her at birth, now The decorations on the hair include roast ducks and hats. Generally speaking, people will not waste hair, which can be fancy instead of baskets.

His appearance is that of a softer Osamu Dazai, his eyes widen into amber cat eyes, and his lips are lighter in color, resembling a small cherry mouth. Besides, it is almost Osamu Dazai wearing a wig.

Probably because he is still under the curse, the "Donkey Town" used for the curse collapsed, and his name is also different from the people around him. It is reddish, and it looks like a little red in the black bushes, which is very conspicuous. The name doesn't look normal either, it's called [Return of Port Missing Persons].

It seems that this reincarnation has come to the headquarters of the port mafia.

Although I know that the [clams] and [ports] developed by Vengley and the port mafia have reached the forefront of technology, but in fact I have not seen them with my own eyes, mainly because there is no need to look for them for the purpose of visiting. , this time is a good opportunity.

I looked around, and they basically followed the design of [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township]. They were the first family to start building villa-like buildings, because they are generally the same structure, except for some Except for individual designs, there is basically no difference. For example, [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township] is most famous for the huge statue of evil spirits and the portrait of Shura on the wall, and for resisting the cultural invasion from [Hell] (?) Bai Ze himself drew a good cat, but it seems to be attributed to Shura, who did not draw very well.

[Port] The ambition here is not small. I probably want to build a towering office building. Their floors are very high, and they already have seven floors. There are stones on it. Besides, the surrounding wall is not very big, probably because the field is only less than one-third of [Sakamoto] by visual inspection, but the wall is also very high. They are all built on one floor, and they are as high as two floors.

I noticed that everyone ate a lot of roasted rabbits.

This should also be the reason why they have less land. There are more rabbits on the surrounding plots. There are always a lot of roasted rabbits at home. If sustainable development is followed, as long as the rabbits are caught when there are small rabbits, generally speaking It is not very likely to become extinct. Before the rabbits reproduce, it is a good way to deal with gooseberries and bananas. After all, they do not have Komaeda Nagito who can fish perfectly.

"What are you looking at?" Osamu Dazai snapped my head back with his hand.

Only at this time did I notice that Osamu Dazai was still hugging me even though I had been breastfed. I struggled a bit, but Osamu Dazai had predicted it in advance, and he hugged me tightly and couldn't break free at all.

I didn’t reply, even if I shrunk down several times, my appearance can tell who I am. Pretending to be Akashi Seijuro is a very risky thing. He and I entered that world almost at the same time. It may be seen that this kind of vest hits the right owner, it is really a very disgraceful thing, and this approach is completely unnecessary.

Osamu Dazai smiled, "I haven't named you yet, what do you want to be called?"

He obviously asked like this, but he didn't wait for my reply, so he said to himself, "You are called [the port runs faster than the chicken]."

... I think he is connoting me, always using teleport first to sneak away first, but as a former writer, shouldn't he use more advanced vocabulary?For example, [port teleport expert], [port can't see people in the blink of an eye] and so on, although it doesn't seem to be any better.

What is unscientific here is that it is impossible to change the name. Obviously, in reality, if necessary, you can still change your name once you become an adult, but most people will give up because the procedures are too cumbersome.

Putting the name aside in advance, I want Osamu Dazai to put me down. Although I am still a child in appearance, as a mature adult, I don’t want to be carried around by people, especially when Osamu Dazai wants to prevent me from breaking free. The method of letting my face cover his chest made me even more uncomfortable, although he has no breasts even though he has a female body.

"Put", "I", "Down" and "Come"

"No," Osamu Dazai rejected my proposal very unreasonably, "I saw a very interesting thing on the forum, do you know the giant baby?"

"It is said that if you keep holding it from infancy, you can hold it even as an adult." Osamu Dazai said, "I really want to try it."

I seriously suspect that Osamu Dazai is lynching me. I want to starve myself to death and start a new game. I don’t want to be rich, but I want to have a normal mother who will not treat my child like a white mouse at will.

But I found a serious problem. When a mother is holding her child, it is actually the default that the mother is breastfeeding the child. That is to say, if I am holding this state, my hunger value will never change. That is to say, even suicide cannot be done.

There is probably only one way. Osamu Dazai is now holding me with both hands, which means that he cannot eat by himself. If no one else feeds him, he will leave this world with a dog. The fact that my hunger bar was still full before I died, I should be fine.

I hope that the members of the Port Mafia will be tougher and starve to death the former cadre of the Port Mafia, the current traitor, and now all I have to do is bear the humiliation.

When everyone was busy building this family settlement, Osamu Dazai hugged me and had nothing to do, but no one came forward and said, "Put down your child, you should work hard." But everyone was secretly Looking at him intently, what kind of existence was this guy when he was in the port mafia?Want to play the legend of Blue Moon?

Osamu Dazai looked up at his hunger bar, and it had dropped to a dangerous value. He looked around and waved his hand, "The [crying] over there, please feed me something."

[Greedy Crying] full name [The children next door to the port are crying greedy], it is now the fixed name of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, he should have been reincarnated three times now, and all of them are in the [Port], this probability is actually quite normal, Peng There are a lot of people in Geli and the port mafia, so you can do a lot of investigations. If you survive, you will live to the age of 60. It is very likely that you will be reincarnated into the same family as "Eve".

But for the people I met, except for Sakamoto as "Eve", everyone's reincarnations are quite scattered and there is no rule. For example, Akashi Seijuro, who has farmed in the mainstream world, is already a perfect land. Farming master.

I think it should also have something to do with the batches that entered this world. Those who entered this world a few times ago were more unstable, and their reincarnations seemed very chaotic. Or there is another possibility. Because of me, people from the same family as me Basically, they are reincarnated randomly.

These studies are not important now, anyway, Vengley and the port mafia already know how to gather a large number of their own people.

Compared to these, I prefer Akutagawa Ryunosuke to be tougher now and starve Osamu Dazai to death.

When Ryunosuke Akutagawa heard Dazai Osamu's words, he froze for a moment, then snorted coldly, "Ah, are you talking to me?"

Anyone with a discerning eye could see Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hostility, but Dazai Osamu nodded indifferently, "I need food."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't answer, and a voice spoke for him first, "Can't you eat by yourself?"

The voice came from behind, and Osamu Dazai replied without turning his head, "I have to hold [Faster than a chicken]."

His tone was too serious, so serious that I couldn't help but make a "ha" syllable with Zhongyuan Zhongya behind me.

"Why don't you let him go?" Zhong Yuanzhong, who had a [port dirty] on his head, couldn't understand it.

I found that most of the Port Mafia are named after their abilities, so why is Akutagawa Ryunosuke different?

However, Zhongyuan Zhong also reincarnated dozens of times, and finally returned to his favorite family. This matter may sound quite inspirational.

Osamu Dazai dragged his voice, "It's probably interesting."

The Central Plains was not used to his stink, and shouted, "Then you might as well starve yourself to death, anyway, your contribution will only be on the top."

"Although what you said is true," Osamu Dazai admitted it shamelessly, "but is it really good?"

Nakahara also stared at Osamu Dazai, I don't know what conspiracy he saw in the eyes of Osamu Dazai looking at him, but it is obvious that he gave up his plan to starve Osamu Dazai to death.

Nakahara Nakaya looked left and right, then roughly snatched the roasted rabbit from the nearest Akutagawa Ryunosuke, danced the bamboo stick stuck on the roasted rabbit like a sword, and crossed me and Dazai Osamu's face, and stuffed it into his mouth.

Fortunately, the food here is eaten in a very humane way. You can chew it or eat it with your mouth in your mouth. It will be converted into the number of hunger bars on the top of your head in a few seconds.

Osamu Dazai spit out a pile of rabbit bones without swallowing much, and picked and picked, "Actually, I think gooseberries are more convenient."

Chuya Nakahara, "How many times do you want me to feed you?"

Also, a roasted rabbit can basically be full, if it is gooseberries, you have to eat several at a time.

While they were arguing, Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked at his empty hand, "... hum", and then turned around and went into the woods.

...Probably to catch rabbits.

Osamu Dazai, who is full, is particularly easy to make troubles, but since his hands are only used to hold me, so only his mouth can make troubles. The state of the mouth is sewn, I feel that these days, the endurance of Nakahara Chuya and I has skyrocketed.

Osamu Dazai is a guy who keeps his word, he just hugged me until I was eight years old.

Even in the normal world, eight years old is an age when going out to play, but if you climb a mountain, you may need help from your parents halfway, but Osamu Dazai is like an old mother who completely dotes on her son Generally speaking, in the past eight years, I have not relaxed for a moment.

All my younger brothers and sisters who were born after me couldn’t enjoy Dazai Osamu’s arms, and Ula Ula was dragged away by other women in [Port], by the way, my next younger brothers and sisters They are [Port No. [-]], [Port No. [-]], and [Port No. [-]] corresponding to Shigeo Kageyama, Illumi, and a guy who claims to be a god judge. Shouting that this is a "time-traveling army's conspiracy, this is a spy on the spiritual power of the god judge, it is kidnapping!", I don't know what the situation is, maybe it is five or six after the investigation that Reborn said One in the world, but let's just talk about conspiracy, is conspiracy just pretending to be a housewife?

However, the first time he arrived in this world, he became Dazai Osamu's child. This kind of luck is really too bad.

【港口没人爱二号】伊路米，在三岁之后就带着一些武器和食物离家出走了，应该不能这么说，他应该算是小蝌蚪找妈妈，去投奔【揍敌客】的怀抱, in the [Beating the Enemy] who is keen to run away from home, there will probably be a clear stream, a clear stream that will scare the current [Beating the Enemy].

Occasionally there will be such a situation, if [Beating the Enemy] does not perish, "Eve" will be reincarnated into other families.

[No one loves the port No. [-]] Shigeo Kageyama has always been easy-going. His information on the Port Mafia should also have a copy. When he was sure that he was harmless, he had perfectly continued the [Sakamoto] family’s [ The task of collecting] is just looking at me with worried eyes from time to time. Fortunately, because of his poor words, it seems to be regarded as longing for Mama Dazai's love.

Dazai Osamu's feeding work was completely handed over to the obedient and obedient Shigeo Kageyama after Zhongyuan Zhongyuan didn't want to talk to him.

Kageyama Shigeo was feeding Osamu Dazai, but he couldn't stop glancing at me.

Osamu Dazai asked, "Do you know him?"

"Huh?" Dazai Osamu was taken aback by suddenly talking to Shigeo Kageyama.

Oops, there's no telepathy here, I can't tell Shigeo Kageyama to be careful, don't follow Dazai's way, if I fail here, I probably really have to think about sending Dazai to the moon, anyway, Prynne should be there soon, Also suitable for tossing pans.

Fortunately, Kageyama Shigeo said: "It looks like Akashi-kun."

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, "Kageyama-kun has a cat with him in Alice Academy."

I am not worried about this, I have already confessed to Shigeo Kageyama, "Well, I have been pestering me on the road, so I took it with me."

"That cat is actually a human being who looks very similar to Akashi Seijuro." Dazai Osamu paid attention to Kageyama Shigeo's expression while talking.

I haven't talked to Shigeo Kageyama about the script yet, and their script hasn't been updated yet. Shigeo Kageyama seems to think that my identity has been exposed, and he starts to get nervous. His eyes glance at me from time to time, "...Eh?"

If he continues to be tempted, Kageyama Shigeo is the kind of guy who is not good at lying, and he will be exposed easily.

It was only at this time that I spoke the first sentence I said besides Dazai Osamu in order to maintain the character design: "How many people did Lizi No. [-] drag into the water?"

Kageyama Shigeo couldn't figure out what happened, so he blurted out, "Eh? Isn't it Saiki-kun?"

……

Osamu Dazai bent the corners of his eyes, his eyes were like crescent moons.

I pretended to be calm and said, "You mean Saiki is Saiki Kusuo."

I looked so calm, Dazai asked pretendingly, "Do you know Saiki-kun too?"

"For Saiki Kusuo, he is friends with Tosusu Reita, Kageyama Shigeo and Natsume Takashi, and he has the same public face as us. Chestnut No. [-] will pretend to be him and let the three of them Helping out is a common practice, after all, guys who have no experience in society are easy to deceive."

Maoyou dumped this matter on Saiki No. [-], but it also had side effects, that is, Maoyou pretended that the cat was brought by Shigeo Kageyama, and in the end he couldn't get around Saiki Kusuo, but it didn't matter, and he could find a way to cover it up according to logic.

"Helpful little brother." I said frivolously to Shigeo Kageyama.My behavior was so unlike Saiki Kusuo himself, Kageyama Shigeo was taken aback, which made him have some doubts about himself, "Eh? Is that so?"

"It seems to be true. If it was Saiki-kun, he probably wouldn't make a big disturbance in Alice Academy," said Shigeo Kageyama, "He is a person who likes peace very much."

In this case, it turns the topic into Lizi No. [-] who deceived Shigeru Kageyama and the others by using a similar appearance. This makes sense from a logical point of view. If they believe it, they will probably be able to completely wipe out the innocent Kusuo Saiki. Passerby A was thrown out, but in fact what Kageyama said, he has actually admitted in a disguised form that Saiki Kusuo should have superpowers, and it must be similar to transformation, otherwise Kageyama would not I will believe that this is Lizi No. [-] in disguise.

However, the ability to transform is also divided into types. There are those who can only transform into cats and dogs, and those who can transform into monsters. This is easy to say.

In fact, from another point of view, this is not a bad thing. Being good friends with a guy with superpowers but not having any superpowers, if you say it to the outside world, it probably doesn't make sense. It is not empty talk to divide people into groups.

Regardless of so much, my vest should still be perfect. I won't admit that there is a crack on it. Anyway, the most important thing is to blame Bai Lan. If this route does not deviate, I can also survive in the merged world. Be an ordinary person with superpowers in it. In this world, superpowers are flying all over the sky. There is a smile in the exhaustion.JPG

Simply this topic did not last too long, and a noisy voice from outside interrupted Osamu Dazai's interest in continuing the in-depth conversation.

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