One hour in the life of a superhuman

This scene is somewhat familiar. The first time I came to Yokohama to visit the Port Mafia’s purge and puff business, the other party grabbed me like this and invited me to die in love, but this time it was obviously different.

Osamu Dazai was still lying on the bed. In Donkey Town, even if Osamu Dazai only pumped up gas, he would doubt whether he was pouring oil, but his body was still slightly wet with sweat, and he was wearing a white shirt faintly. The outline of a slender waist was revealed by Yue Yue, and there were fine beads of sweat on her forehead, and she was panting slightly.

In order to be able to touch each other better, I chose to sit on the edge of the bed, and was pulled forward by him forcefully. This strength was not painful to me, but I had to cooperate with him to hide this. He lowered his body a little before, a lonely man and a widow, anyone would look a little ambiguous, but after being nurtured in that world, he became an old mother visiting her sick son.

Yes, it must be so.

But the difference is of course not that last time we were all on the street and this time we were in the room, but that everyone knows that the current situation is a trap.

To be honest, even though it looks like I was caught by Osamu Dazai at the moment, I have already expected this kind of scene, so I didn't rush, but I could maintain the character and ask, "Who caught you like this?" Allies?"

I'm not wrong. Not long ago, I brought Yato and asked them to help dance around the gods in the unrecognizable zombie curse dance. In this regard, it can be regarded as an ally, one of the plastic allies.

Osamu Dazai didn't answer my question directly, "An ally who broke into a private house?"

He motioned me to look around, I didn't have to look, of course I knew it was his house, I've never had a problem with teleportation.

Osamu Dazai didn't expect to get an answer from me. He put his head close to my ear, and the breath he made made me want to beat him up. I didn't understand why he got so close in a room without any monitoring or listening devices. "But I know what you're here for."

I tilted my head and made a gesture of listening attentively.

Osamu Dazai chuckled, "Although the Armed Detective Agency does not have exclusive scientists like Pengelie, it does have some channels."

The Armed Detective Agency is more about Fukuzawa Yukichi's personal information, and now with the addition of Akashi Seijuro and Atobe Keigo, it has expanded a bit, but in comparison, Dazai Osamu's personal information network is not inferior, and there is still a lot of information. Ever since the world was integrated, everyone was forced to form an alliance in order to unify and protect the world. Even if it is an alliance of plastics, Osamu Dazai can always pick up some useful information from those plastics.

Even though due to Vengley's reasons, the third power of seven has not been confirmed yet, public opinion is still more led to the sword of Damocles, but most people who understand this point scoff at it, the timeline sorry.

But the little problem of the third power of seven can't stop Osamu Dazai's speculation at all. His main attack is only my vest, not to mention that the armed detective agency really has detectives. Although it is not a murder case, it is a way of logical thinking. In fact, they are all the same. Besides, I really think that Edogawa Ranpo's reasoning is a shocking big bug.

From the very beginning, it can be judged that my ability number is more than three, which has something to do with "creation", and I even have doubts about my gender. Layers of vest to counter his reasoning.

All in all, according to Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo's strong alliance, we have almost come to such a conclusion that the world fusion is the third power of seven is affected by external forces, and part of the influence of this external force is likely to be The reason for my ability, and this high probability is not my voluntary, but my ability to go berserk, and I may not even know it from the beginning.

If this answer is an exam, it can probably be called a perfect answer, but in fact there is mainly Bai Lan's question here, and it is very immoral to push this to me alone.

Of course, the reason why speculation is speculation is because there is no substantive evidence that can point to me. If a person has the ability of teleportation, telepathy, infinite strength, etc., it can be speculated that this person must have caused the current situation. This kind of inference is There is no reason at all, and I am afraid that anyone will find it ridiculous. In fact, if it were not for the current evidence, I would not believe this sad fact.

And now there is one reason why Osamu Dazai is so convinced, that I am here.

"You're using me."

Osamu Dazai said firmly.

But I have to add, to be precise, it is Osamu Dazai's "Disqualification in the World".

The theory of "Donkey Town" is a collection of cracks in time and space, but whether it is that world or "Donkey Town", in fact, there is only one cause of its formation, and that is the distortion of time and space by the third power of seven, and the stimulus that stimulates it. External force—I, of course, and Bai Lan who has the ability to parallel time and space, the problem between the quantum entanglement of the three parties.

If this reason cannot be resolved, no matter how hard Yato and the others try, they will not be able to cut off the "fate" of our world. It will only attract other worlds to us like a red thread tied with a magnet, and finally bind them into one Knot, this is an unsolvable thing.

And the easiest way to deal with it is to break the balance of the three parties. The matter of the third power of seven cannot be dealt with, and Bai Lan's ability is also difficult to deal with. The main reason is that it is completely unclear whether he is a continuous influence, stimulated by his ability, or The kind of one-off that Saiki Sosuke imagined has nothing to do with him. He only made a sprint in the matter of summoning Tsunayoshi Sawada ten years ago in the parallel time and space. These are all unknown. Yes, then the easiest thing is to start from my side.

It was very difficult to start from my side, but after the fusion of the world, the power system has been restructured. Facts have proved that Osamu Dazai's ability is effective for me, but only the first ability used against him is effective. efficient.

And if Osamu Dazai is in that world, and I am in the real world, no matter what the first pick is, no matter how you say it, the only thing that will have an effect is my only rampant superpower.

Of course, just in case, I still touch Osamu Dazai with my eyes closed, in case "see-through" and other messy abilities first have an effect on him, even if it is minimal.

As for the ability of psychopathy, there is no need to worry. Armed Detective Agency is a cheap ally, and Peng Lie has not forgotten them. They all have one person, Dazai Osamu is no exception, and Dazai Osamu also got one from Nakahara Chuya. , no one will miss him.

To be honest, the trouble is that after the fusion of the worlds, there are always some bugs in the settings that cannot be blended, such as the stock market that goes up and down like a roller coaster every time the world merges. It only lasts for a week, and there is also the setting of the power system.

The current power system is no longer pure super power, but get rid of the demon power and spiritual power added later, and go back to the beginning.

I'm not sure how the power of Osamu Dazai is realized. It stands to reason that this ability of Osamu Dazai should not be able to enter that world at all, or that world should be directly erased after entering, but in fact Osamu Dazai can still Played wildly, and the only thing I can think of is that he didn't actually touch me.

And generally when he can touch me, there are many abilities that belong to me that can be rushed to the top.

In fact, Osamu Dazai's ability is not useless. When Osamu Dazai is next to you at the beginning of the game, nothing strange will happen. Without Osamu Dazai, [Sakamoto] will have an extra onlooker on the liquidation page after the round. They follow up The development of the device, and the function of the camera, I just thought about this possibility at the time, and it was really possible.

If it's purely a coincidence, the probability of it appearing is a bit high, after all, I haven't been in it a few times in total.

This kind of BUG in Dazai Osamu is also reflected in many aspects. They have done some experiments. When dealing with monsters, Dazai Osamu's ability was also ineffective at the beginning. Now it has become completely ineffective and cannot erase the monster power. Well, the human onmyoji's spiritual power cannot be eliminated, but spiritual power like Shigeo Kageyama's is possible, but it may suddenly fail at some point.

As for the ability of the king, Dazai Osamu can be erased, but people like Munakata Reishi and Zhou Fangzun have never tried whether they can erase the sword of Dakmos, even if they can, it is impossible for them Hand in hand all the time.

The world consciousness is always very cautious about Osamu Dazai's ability, but after the fusion of the world, if you think about it carefully, there are many bugs, but the general harmony has been maintained for the time being, and we can't get into it. Such small unreasonable things need time to slowly develop. ground repair.

But anyway, Osamu Dazai's "Disqualification in the World" is still very useful. It would be better if it can be reduced into a lucky item and hung on the phone. I really don't want to take the petrified Osamu Dazai around.

This is why I did not avoid Osamu Dazai when I approached Tsunayoshi Sawada to discuss cooperation.

It would be best if the situation I was considering didn’t happen. If it did, there would be option [-] to choose from. In my prediction, “Donkey Town” itself is an unstable space. If the power to support it is reduced If it is, it is as if one of the two legs is missing, which will cause the collapse of time and space, and the entire "Donkey Town" will collapse due to the squeeze of time and space.

According to Saiki Kongsuke's scientific speculation, there will be a big explosion at this stage, and this thrust is enough for Bai Ze and the others to escape.

Of course, there may also be the third situation, which is completely different from what we imagined. Osamu Dazai will not be able to play any role, everything will be as usual, and nothing will happen. Although it is a pity, Yato and the others will be safe and sound, but we need to think about it next time other ways.

Because all three possibilities are possible, I have also prepared the follow-up processing methods for the three plans. The first one is happy for everyone, the third one is persistent, and the most troublesome one is the second one. Ok but for me it's the worst solution, no big deal.

Osamu Dazai obviously saw what I wanted to do. He is not the kind of Justice League character who doesn't care about my vest when I protect the guys in the world group, but wants to use this opportunity to catch me. Grab a more convincing thing now, in fact he did it, this is also the best chance to prove my connection with that infrastructure world, my teleportation is still 5 minutes away, and using other methods They will all go to war and make a lot of noise.

What's more, Nakajima Atsushi and Sawada Tsunayoshi are already 200 meters away.

Akashi Seijuro can't fool Osamu Dazai with just a public face. It seems that many people are just playing as a meme.

But since I also thought that Osamu Dazai would use this opportunity to catch me, I also made a series of preparations.

There are always villains watching my vest, but I have become fearless after I have mastered the skill of throwing pots with thousands of hands, and I want to take this opportunity to defeat the leader inside, Osamu Dazai.

At this moment, Dazai Osamu's phone rang, it was Kunikida Doppo's call, Dazai Osamu did not refuse to answer, he grabbed me with one hand, took the phone with the other hand, and turned on the speakerphone.

Kunikida Doppo's voice sounded a bit hesitant, "Dazai, the previous report came out, she is not human, she is a miracle in medicine!" Hearing this, his voice became louder, as if witnessing something impossible Like a miracle, I can even hear the sound of brushing and writing on the phone.

"The DNA match is only 5.00% human genes, the remaining 50.00% is coffee, 20.00% is... one percent is sugarcane..."

Qi Mu Kongzhu this guy, do you think I'm a coffee addict?Return the sugarcane, use it to extract sugar?Excluding those animal genes, isn't this the ingredient of coffee jelly?

Except for the fact that the DNA that Sosuke Saiki gave me is the ingredient of coffee jelly, everything is under my control. Kunikida Doppo poured tea for me and Yato before, as if he has never seen the sinister nature of human beings. Yato must have been unprepared, but I, who had been stripped of my vest several times, already had self-awareness.

I intentionally left saliva on the teacup, of course there is no DNA in it at all, if it is my own DNA, it will definitely be exactly the same as Saiki Kusuo's, at most there will be some differences due to male and female gender.

By the way, the guy who collected my genes at home, I replaced with a copy of Saiki Kuniharu.

And at the Armed Detective Agency, what I left was what I got from Saiki Kongsuke, which he prepared in advance, and I did not meet him personally. It is a big relationship, but I still hope that he will not play too much in Italy. I don't want to go to Italy to collect his body yet.

As I thought, they took it for testing, and today the results came out.

Has nothing to do with Saiki Kusuo, not even humans.

The author has something to say: Jiujiu buried two landmines under Dazai Osamu’s bed in order to protect Qishen’s vest =3=