One hour in the life of a superhuman

Yato woke up from the bathtub, looking devastated, he stretched out his trembling hand as if wanting me to hold him, I glanced at him, walked out of the bathroom without hesitation, Yato was behind me" "Oops, oops" yelled, and then quickly climbed out of the bathtub with both hands and feet.

Some gods just can't get used to it.

I went back to my room, and Yato sat across from me. He and I described the indescribable curse dance of zombies with a description that was about a hundred times more exaggerated than what I saw, and said that he sacrificed a lot. Chastity is all shattered.

I looked at Yato with a blank face, and Yato was panicked by my staring, then took a few steps back to Crayon Shin-chan, and the phone dropped to the ground.

I got his mobile phone from him, opened the photo album, and saw the photo of Ebisu and Bishamonten without any accident, that expression of forbearing wanting to beat people and compassion for all living beings intertwined, even though his mobile phone was pixelated It's a bit vague, but you can still tell that it's the real person. Any shrine maiden who has encountered God's Arrival will not admit it wrong.

Even so, I can't understand why Yato collects this. If it spreads out, he will be hunted down by Bishamonten to such an extent. If Ebisu ignores it, the lottery ticket bought secretly by Yato may only It's all in vain.

Ye Dou smiled awkwardly, snatched back the phone, and quickly changed the subject, "We plan to go in again tomorrow."

The method on Pengo Lie's side has a time limit. If you have entered that world for two or three days, it will be invalid, but God's side does not seem to have this limit. Although I don't know what caused the difference, but If it can be resolved as soon as possible, it is definitely a good thing.

Yato didn't look as optimistic as he showed, and I noticed that his hand holding the phone was tightly clenched, and I could see the whitish knuckles. I thought for a while and said, "It'll be fine."

I can't make any guarantees, I can only comfort a few words verbally, but Yato seems to be greatly encouraged, he hugged my hand, his eyes glowed, "Then can I sleep here today?"

...he can really climb along the pole.

I immediately withdrew my hand ruthlessly, rejected his completely unreasonable request, and said, "Your hands are a little sweaty."

Yato was sluggish, and I threw him by the collar into the yard. At this time, I should rely on myself.

I am teaching the gods how unreliable human beings are.

Then everything calmed down, and everyone seemed to be waiting for Yato and his team to succeed in their expedition. It was like the calm before the storm.

Shenming attaches great importance to his artifacts, and Ye Dou almost ran over the next morning, but I seriously suspect that he came to our house for breakfast, and I watched him eat almost three times as much as I did He burped a lot because of his appetite.

Fortunately, my parents went to their fourth anniversary today, and they left early in the morning, otherwise I would have suspected that my mother would rush to open my door to see if I hid a friend at home Inside, seeing Yato moved and crying may not necessarily be the case.

Ye Dou didn't think about business until after eating, "Bai Ze asked the other divine beasts to make a fortune, saying that twelve o'clock in the noon is more suitable for this matter."

This is probably the metaphysics of the gods, but in today's world fusion, metaphysics is also a real university.

I thought about it and sent a text message to Tsunayoshi Sawada, telling him about it.

In fact, at this point, Vengley and the port mafia can't do much, at most worship their shrines in modern times, and increase their faith as their strength, but after all, they are plastic allies in the warm-up period, post this This information will help strengthen my waistcoat.

Tsunayoshi Sawada still replied in seconds.

The rest of the time is waiting.

I don't know what's wrong with Yeto. You must play the spicy chicken game with me to kill time. After all, he is the hero of this time, so I played a few games with him, but he started to jump and throw his feet again in anger. The game controller was turned off, and then started shouting again, "Fight another three hundred rounds".

I glanced at the time and had to remind Yato that it was already [-]:[-]. If he didn't make preparations, the relationship between him and Xue Yin would be broken in the spicy chicken game.

When Yato put down the game controller, he looked very nervous, his palms were covered with sweat, and he took a deep breath, "I am a god who can do anything, and I will definitely cut off the 'fate' of the other world, and then kill the snow. The sound was brought back safely."

……This guy.

For the first time, I responded positively to him, "Yeah."

Yato smiled at me, showing eight standard teeth, and lost a big finger, and then drew a circle and drilled in through it. After about 5 minutes, another black circle opened from my ceiling , spit out something out with a "poof", at first it could be seen that it was Yato, but it had turned into a cocoon when it landed.

The moment he landed, I hugged him, oh my, this guy really solved my urgent need.

I wanted to find a way to keep an eye on this matter. If Yato didn't come, I had to figure out something myself.

I gave the news to Tsunayoshi Sawada yesterday because I took this into consideration. I didn’t want to use Tsunayoshi Sawada’s perspective. Tsunayoshi Sawada has been wiped clean and can’t enter that world again. But Tsunayoshi Sawada knows, Dazai Zhi also must know that he did nothing but go to another world and eat a crab hot pot with Saitama and Genos, and probably tasted the river water in another world, the name is still the original formula.

In fact, I don't really want to use Dazai Osamu's perspective. This guy is too difficult to deal with. Of course, I can ask Yato to help, but I have no other reason than to expose my ability.

Even if Yato knows my ability, he will distinguish the difference between a little ability and a lot of ability. If he can cut it off for me, it will be another matter. So don't expect me to be a good person, I am a standard egoist.

Of course, as I thought, if Osamu Dazai's ability can do some things, I can be regarded as a small backer.

But now there is no need to be so troublesome.

I took off the gloves, put them on Yato's cocoon, and entered Yato's main perspective again.

Yato did not greet Ebisu and Bishamonten, and the three gods walked in one direction in silence.

After a while, Yato breathed a sigh of relief, a pile of artifacts appeared in front of his eyes, and Xueyin was lying quietly on them.

Yato hurriedly ran over and picked up Yukine. Bishamonten's speed was not slower than Yato's, only Ebisu, who was not very good at sports, was one step behind.

Yato tried to call Yukine's name, but Yukine didn't turn into a human as usual.

Bishamonten frowned: "Although I can feel the connection, it's still very weak, and I can't transform into a human form."

"This is not already within our consideration." Yebisu looked very calm, he put the glove on his hand in silence, made a fist movement, the glove flashed a burst of light, and landed on the ground. A trace was drawn, but even with only such a trace, Ebisu looked very struggling, with beads of sweat dripping from his forehead, "I can use divine power, but it is very difficult."

Because there is no restriction of the artifact, Bai Ze at the end came over. This group of women, because they know the specific gender, are more attractive to Bai Ze, "There is still room for experimentation."

Bai Ze was followed by Dazai Osamu, no accident at all, Dazai Osamu would definitely join in the fun at this time.

Ebisu asked Yato with eyes.

Yato did not say that he was a member of the Armed Detective Agency, but replied: "The team that performed the curse dance before."

Hearing this, the others froze for a moment, but they quickly recovered. The time was very short, and if you didn't look carefully, you basically couldn't find it.

Osamu Dazai spread his hands and said, "Don't worry about me."

That being said, it feels a bit strange to insert a person among the gods, but the matter in front of him is more important, and soon everyone will no longer be awkward before.

Ebisu looked around, "Although there is an artifact, I can't feel the 'fate'."

Yato nodded in agreement.

On this point, Bai Ze couldn't help.

As a beast, Bai Ze is not on the same level as a god. If gods are born as human beliefs, Bai Ze is a creature with traces, and then adds some color of faith. However, these beliefs at most strengthen Bai Ze's beliefs. Zeyuan's original ability, Bai Ze's own original ability does not include cutting off the "fate", he can draw a cat on paper and make it survive like a living thing.

That thing is ugly and distinctive, and Yato wants to use it as a beckoning cat. Not all cats can be regarded as a beckoning cat, not even if Bai Ze draws it. Yukine expressed her extreme disgust and rejection .

Bishamonten put on the cherry blossom earrings that Zhaoma turned into, and she blinked, "I can see through Zhaoma's ability."

Everyone focused their attention on her.

"As expected of a wishing device with special abilities." Ebisu praised, "Yumiya can't do these things, but if it's other things, Yan Mi is very good."

Yato was a little dissatisfied, "Yueyin is still very powerful, and she can become my blessing weapon just because she has become a divine weapon."

Naturally, Bishamonten was unwilling.

I don’t know why it suddenly became a baby-raising meeting between gods. In comparison, Ebisu is still quiet inside. Bishamonten and Yato have their own personal enmity, and they fight each other more fiercely in this regard. The two knives almost cut each other.

Then Bai Ze, the head teacher, an old Chinese doctor, came out to smooth things over.

"Let's not talk about that, I don't want to waste time staying here."

He also gently reminded, "There are still humans here."

Osamu Dazai danced his hands into seaweed and turned into a Q-version shape, but his face was like a cat, "You can completely ignore me."

It's impossible not to care, and because of Bai Ze's face, Bishamonten and Yato snorted coldly, not to entangle themselves in this issue.

With Zhaoma, Bishamonten walked in the front, my perspective is Yato, I can't see what Bishamonten sees, but it is enough to know that things are turning around.

When she arrived at a bear cave, Bishamonten stopped, and she swung a beautiful knife flower, pointing the knife point directly at the bear cave, "It should be here."

Yato moved closer, looked left and right, even narrowed his eyes, and finally shook his head, "No, I can't see it."

Ebisu also nodded in response to Yato's words, "It's okay, Bishamonten can make the first cut, and we can continue according to the trajectory of her attack."

Yato thought for a while, and felt that this proposal was feasible.

But at this time, Yebisu asked another question, "What will happen after we cut off this 'margin'? This 'Donkey Town' will likely collapse because of this. How do we leave this place?"

As a knowledgeable representative, Bai Ze said, "Maybe we will be excluded from this world, or go directly to that world to build infrastructure, but you have artifacts in your hands, which are foreign, so I think the former is more likely."

But having said that, Bai Ze suddenly paused, "Of course there is another possibility, which is directly torn apart by the space-time storm."

When everyone heard this, their expressions became serious.

But they obviously didn't care about themselves, but stared at the only human being Dazai Ji uniformly.

Bishamonten suggested very seriously, "This place is too dangerous, you should commit suicide first."

This is probably the only time in his life that Osamu Dazai was persuaded by the gods to commit suicide, and he can brag about it to the outside world.

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