One hour in the life of a superhuman

I don't want to stare at these words in a daze.

Dying while breastfeeding didn't really have a big impact on me.

As a person with superpowers, he probably has more knowledge about death than anyone else. Isn't it just dying after breastfeeding? There are thousands of ways to die in this world, and it's not... not surprising.

Weird pause, which doesn't mean I'm quibbling.

There will be a time pause of six exclamation marks, because under my feet, the line of the second generation after the first generation originally reads [Hey, I hate a ghost], and the state of the eldest son who fell out of the buttocks has changed to die.

Name: Ai Lie hates a ghost

Age: 1

Cause of death: The novice mother starved to death after milking herself to death.

Last words: bite

I'm sorry, as a novice mother, I don't want to raise a child, and I am still a brat who wants to jump up and hit my knee. Hey, hey, are you planning to jump up and bite my thigh meat as a leg pendant?

Of course it was a joke.

When these few lines appeared, followed by a white light flashed in front of his eyes.

When I opened my eyes again, I had already returned to my room. I was sitting on my bed, wearing pajamas, without any strange parts, just like all ordinary mornings.

Oh, it's still different, no ruined houses, no cannibals teleporting to Africa, and no precognitive dreams.

In the next moment, all the heart sounds around me rushed to me. For others, this kind of sound may be tormented, but for me, it is more like daily life.

My superpowers are back.

After circling the world, I can be quite sure of this.

I sat on the bed in a daze for a while.

Even though I've just been breastfeeding to death, I still want to be human.

Hey, is this the trouble of ordinary people?

...Even if I am a superpower user, I know it is completely impossible.

"Kusuo, it's time to eat." His mother's voice came from downstairs, along with her heartbeat, 【Strange, why is Kusuo not coming downstairs today? Is he sick? 】

I went downstairs and saw my father Qi Muguochun sitting on a chair with a newspaper.

"Kusuo, why is it so late today?" Sai Mu Kuniharu asked, "What's wrong with you? Why don't you just ask for leave and rest."

If you ignore the looping echoes in his heart that have been calling "Kusuo Ameng" and the wish to the sky that he asked for leave to act as a stand-in messenger for him, you will probably think that he is a good father.

Gee.

Ignoring Qi Mu Guochun, who was unable to spend pocket money to buy coffee jelly at the end of the month, I ate breakfast slowly, and then walked to school.

I am currently studying in PK Middle School. When I entered the class, I saw Hui Lu Chuzhi doing push-ups with his hands on the podium. Come on fire.

[and flourish, and flourish, and flourish]

The sound of the heart is different from before. Is this a new synonym for passion and perseverance?

Suddenly someone tapped me on the shoulder.

There is only one person who can make my telepathy unresponsive, Burning Power.

It doesn't mean that the other party has any superpowers better than mine, it's just that Rantangli is a fool who can't think no matter what and does things completely by instinct.

"Ah, buddy, what are you looking at?" Ran Tangli asked, "Ah, isn't this Hui Lu?"

He rubbed his head in confusion, "By the way, there seems to be a high school named Bingqi, or Dasheng, who wants to fight us."

... We are just an ordinary school, not a hot-blooded high school.

However, Ran Tangli's appearance, a head with a bosozoku hairstyle specially done, and the scars on the eyes, plus a body shape that doesn't look like a high school student at all, and a strange shape like two balls on the chin, put If you go out, you will indeed be considered a social worker.

"It's not a fight," said Kai Teng Shun, a blue-haired middle school student with a bandage on his hand, "it's Bingsheng Middle School, and it's not about a fight, it's an exchange game for the baseball club."

"Really." Ran Tangli didn't care at all.

But I remember that Hui Lu is not from the baseball club.

"I was asked by the president of the baseball game." Hui Lu, who was sweating all over his body, suddenly jumped over and said very enthusiastically, "Student Qi Mu, come and participate too. With your strength, although Bingsheng Middle School is also powerful Study, but if you try your best, you will definitely beat Bingsheng Middle School."

try best?

Are you serious?

If I try my hardest, after a home run, baseball can circle the earth three times and blow the moon off.

Really, blow it up!

Bang exploded into fireworks.

If you want to never see the moon again from today, you can ask me like this.

So for the sake of the flower planter's mooncakes, I still don't plan to participate in any baseball games.

In other words, I am not from the baseball club, so why did I participate in the baseball game? I was completely involved in it.The school bell rescued me from the burning atmosphere of Hui Lu.

But although I listened to the teacher's lecture, I was still thinking about that thing in the morning.

Reality and fantasy are intertwined, which makes people feel like they are dreaming, but I can easily judge that this is not a dream, but I don't know exactly what it is.

game?wear books?Different world?

Saying these things...

"In other words, Saiki, you seem to have arrived in a magical place, and you have a child?" Kaito Shun became serious for a moment, covering his eyes with his right hand, "Ah, you were chosen by the evil secret society 'Dark Reunion' gone."

【impossible. 】

"That child is the legendary son of the devil."

[No, that fell out from the back of my butt. 】

"Hehehe, so you are already standing on the opposite side of me, incarnate as Gunara God of Darkness."

[What is Gunara, the God of Darkness?New personality? 】

I must have not slept well at night, so I was thinking of looking for Haiteng for some advice that would only come to mind if I have a second illness.

"I was joking." I apologized very dishonestly to Kai Teng Shun, who had fallen into the self-directed and self-acted character design.

This is probably a prank by the gods.

It's just, as agreed, how about randomly deploying troops to arrest people?

After school, I avoided the burning force of "eating ramen with my buddies" who wanted to go with me, avoided Kaito Shun who wanted to discuss "Gunara the God of Darkness" together, and also wanted to pull me without giving up Together with the baseball club of Binsheng Middle School, Hui Lu who played youth.

But I never expected that when I returned to my room smoothly, a white light flashed, and I returned to a plain, which should be different from the previous one. There was no ice field and Antarctic seals on it.

Still turned into Qi Munanzi again.

Very familiar taste.

A strong urge to name yourself.

Having experienced it last time, I'm not going to pick a random name.

It is impossible to take my own real name [Saiki Kusuo], judging from the baby who jumped up and wanted to hit me on the knee, although I have no attack power, I can put my finger on the opponent's head without superpowers. He moves in place, but I hate trouble, especially trouble that can be brought into real life.

Naming is a hassle.

It’s best not to use a name that is easy to associate with the real world, like “Cyborg Soda Superman 2” or something, but I don’t want to use it at all. Will the guy who comes later be called “Cyborg Soda Superman 3”?What kind of weird PLAY with this name?

At this time, I remembered the Chinese language class I took before, and my Chinese teacher was a fanatic who liked to talk about other literary works in class.

I remember what I talked about today, Osamu Dazai, "No Longer Human".

"My name is Osamu Dazai."

Not long after I said this, another cry of a crying baby sounded behind me. Is this the setting of [-]% losing the child after naming it?

This baby is even stranger than ever.

This is a baby who looks much whiter than before, with blond hair and a wreath on his head.

He was extremely shocked at first, and kept bouncing around in place, as if he wanted to jump into the sky.

After the last experience, I already know that the black box above the head is something like a hunger bar, and his hunger value is dropping.

I don't want him to starve to death. It doesn't mean that I am a good person. Although I have saved the earth several times out of interest, it is not the idea of ​​protecting all human beings at all.

It's just that there must be a reason for babies, and I just want to know the reason.

I picked him up and endured the weird feeding sensation again.

He raised his head and looked at my face, his face turned red all of a sudden, really for a moment, but strangely, it should be a shy expression, but a "well" appeared on his forehead.

"put……"

Before he finished speaking, he raised his neck a little higher, and the characters that were invisible at his original height were revealed in front of his eyes.

Osamu Dazai.

"!"

As a baby, his expressions are too rich. I don't know if this shape can't express it. His expression began to distort, like a ghost.

Meanwhile, he was struggling to come out of my arms, and I had absolutely no interest in holding a dummy baby and just let him down.

I saw his hands down, while his short legs lifted up vigorously.

There was only a sound of "tearing", and the rag that didn't seem to be protecting the key position was torn in half.

The scene was very embarrassing.

And because of the pause, the baby sat down on the ground, looking as if his soul had returned to his hometown.

Anyone who sees this kind of disharmonious behavior in broad daylight must strictly stop it.

"You are a girl!"

girl!

girl!

Chuya Nakahara, who habitually puts his pockets in his pockets during fights, which caused him to tear up the poor-quality fig leaf, was confronted by a woman with her arch-enemy "Osamu Dazai" on her head, and said in a tone of obvious disgust, "You are a girl."

Ah, is there anything more terrifying and disgusting in this world than being Osamu Dazai's daughter?

I can't hold my head up in front of that bastard for the rest of my life.

nightmare nightmare.