One hour in the life of a superhuman

What kind of family is this.

As the head of the family, Eve is the Sakamoto that I still don't quite understand. Even the inner thoughts can be completely inconsistent with the outer things. Even now, he is still the modern cat catcher appointed by Hell CEO Ghost Lamp. It's my classmate, no matter from which point of view, it is very dangerous for me (the vest).

The eldest son [Sakamoto Lucky] is Komaeda Nagito, lucky (self) unlucky (others) blame, keen on fishing, PS bait is his relative, in this world and Sakamoto are mother-daughter relationship, but in this world it is Catcher's partner is, in a word, lucky enough to be dangerous.

The eldest daughter [Sakamoto Yun], Hibari Kyoya, the king standing in Nishimori Town, is still looking for the mother of the first generation of reincarnation, that is, me, and it has nothing to do with mother-daughter love at all, just wanting to calm down To bite me, literally, but I believe that even if this world ends, he will not be able to find me.

The second son [Sakamoto Ghost Animal] is reborn, needless to say, this guy is also a pool of black mud, he is keen to let people go swimming in Santuchuan, and he is always fascinated by COS.

Probably the second daughter [Sakamoto Wig], Katsura Kotaro, who can look like a normal human being a little bit, I have only met him through Sawada Tsunayoshi before, except for a strange pet called "Elizabeth" (maybe a companion?) , and the connection between the tangled wig and Katsura, Sakata Gintoki looks like a normal person in comparison, but now because he is named "wig", he seems to have suffered a great mental attack and is in an emotional breakdown.

Next is me, Saiki Kusuo, an ordinary superpower, ah, such as telepathy, clairvoyance, clairvoyance and other abilities, hey, I can’t do it in this world, if it is in the real world , probably at the full level, but in this group of family members, it seems that they can be regarded as unrecognizable.

The composition of the members of this family is too dangerous. There is no guy like Seijuro Akashi as control and lubricant. I always feel that there will be an effect like a nuclear explosion, such as now.

Komaeda Nagito tilted his head, and said with some distress, "As expected, I can't do it?"

Reborn, who provoked my hair color problem before, looked very steady, "Hair color doesn't mean anything, but your name is written on the family tree, big brother."

Although the following address has a hint of teasing, Komaeda Nagito seems very happy, like a Daha who has been stroked, with flowers blooming on the top of his head, "Then I must catch a pair of shoes for my brother." As I said that, I wanted to get the fishing rod. I just put the fishing rod on my shoulder. The other end of the fishing rod was reborn who suddenly got caught in the fishing line and was hanging upside down for some reason. This time he planned to cosplay the bait king Is it

Reborn has a strong desire to survive, and being hung upside down like a cocoon didn't affect the functioning of his brain, "This is not important, have you finished your work?"

Hearing the question, Komaeda Nagito seemed to have come to his senses and saw Reborn hanging upside down, "Oh, why are you on top of my fishing rod? This is really too dangerous."

While talking, I frantically tried to untie the reborn, but in the end it was completely wrapped like a gift box, even with a bow.

"It's very skillful." Katsura Kotaro, who was resurrected with full blood when he shouldn't be resurrected with full blood, commented on Komaeda Nagito's craftsmanship, "Are you planning to take my second brother as a child bride?"

"Mommy, can't afford to support our big family?" Katsura Kotaro, who entered an inexplicable plot, was so frightened that his color disappeared, "Then no matter what, you can't sell it to the eldest son of the Takasugi family. That guy is a asshole!"

"You can't sell strawberry milk to Yin, he will starve to death our second brother." After saying this, Gui Xiaotaro lay on the ground, as if there was a mountain pressing on his thin shoulders, "ah , Ah Yin, this bastard can't afford it at all."

The point is this?

I couldn't see any look on his face that it was a joke.

This guy is serious, very serious, playing the poor family's house game!

I was wrong, the guy who can get together with Sakata Gintoki, how could he be a normal person.

As expected of you, Katsura Kotaro.

[Sakamoto] Each of them was given a hand knife, and Komaeda Nagito was hit on the head. He covered his head in grievance, and the reborn, who was tied up as a butterfly gift, rolled over and avoided, and Katsura Kotaro took over with his bare hands. Dao, and said with tears in his eyes, "Thank you, Ma Ma."

[Sakamoto], who is also an actor, was actually able to take on the role, and grabbed Katsura Kotaro's hand, "Everything is for the children."

...The brain frequency of these two people is the same, what is the atmosphere of this family ethics drama?

Is it too late for me to commit suicide and change my family?

I'm trying to think about this, but before that [Sakamoto] had already broken away from Katsura Kotaro's hand, and turned to Komaeda Nagito, "How is things going?"

Komaeda Nagito touched his nose with his hand, "Is it really okay to entrust such an important matter to me?"

"Ah, this is something only you can do." [Sakamoto] said very solemnly, which made him completely different from the family ethics drama with Katsura Kotaro before, judging from the change in Komaeda Nagito's eyes , If he is in our school, he will definitely become the captain of the Sakamoto Guards.

Before I starve myself to death, I'd better see what they're talking about.

Komaeda Nagito led the way, and the rest followed behind. Reborn was too lazy to walk, and was hung on the fishing rod. This scene was somewhat familiar, and it looked like a carrot leading a donkey on the road.

If Tsunayoshi Sawada saw it, he would be able to spit out a lot just by complaining.

As I was thinking about it, I heard a slight "click" sound coming from my ears. Oops, I remember that there was such a "click" sound like a camera pressing the shutter when Tsunayoshi Sawada was crossing. Then in the real world, Sawada Tsunayoshi has a sexually transformed photo of him sitting on Sakata Gintoki's little electric donkey, which looks like the painting style in a country romantic comedy.

No way……

Well, but compared to other people, I'm not too conspicuous.

What's the matter, there is also bait reborn as a base.

We walked all the way for about 1 minute and arrived at our destination.

"As expected of you." Sakamoto praised.

Sakamoto adjusted my hug position so that I could see clearly what was going on in front of me.

This is a forest, surrounded by corpses. After a rough count, there are about seven or eight corpses, all with knives stuck in them.

There are some strange things on the ground, they are all small holes that have been dug out, and a long straight wooden stick is upside down next to it, with soil on one side, it seems that these holes are all dug out by this long straight wooden stick.

"No, no," Komaeda Nagito said, "You told me to dig to see if there were any weapons, but they suddenly attacked me, and then they stepped on the hole in the ground for no reason, and then they were taken away by their own weapons gone."

"Ah, if you think about it this way, I'm lucky." Komaeda Nagito smiled like an ignorant child, if it wasn't for his background being such a Shura-like scene.

Sakamoto looked unsurprised, "The key is the result."

He put me on the ground, and then pulled out the knife above the bones. There was no blood on the knife, and it looked like it was new.

Through the reflection of the blade, seeing a little light, he suddenly rolled back, and then he knelt on one knee, holding the knife in his hand backwards, with the blade facing up, and it was touching Hibari Kyouya's lower abdomen, and here At the same time, the knife in Hibari Kyoya's hand was less than five centimeters from Sakamoto's forehead.

Seeing this scene, everyone was taken aback.

"I don't like crowds." Hibari Kyouya sneered and retracted his knife, but did not continue to attack.

Sakamoto threw a knife flower, "I gave you the weapon according to the agreement, so you should also follow the regulations..."

It seems that they have indeed made a deal, but if it is for weapons, it is easy to understand. Both bows and knives are products that need to be unlocked to a certain level of technology.

"Don't order me." Hibari Kyouya was dissatisfied.

"So [Yun] is going to backtrack?" Sakamoto said, "That's really distressing."

Even so, there was nothing in his tone of voice.

Hibari Kyouya was irritated, and at this moment, Reborn, who had untied himself at some point, said in a deep voice, "We have weapons, so now is the time to fight back?"

Obviously the meaning in the words is that it should be said to Sakamoto, but the eyes have been fixed on Hibari Kyouya.

The two of them seemed to have reached an agreement in private, Hibari Kyouya gave a "tsk" and had no intention of turning around and leaving.

But I guess it should be a verbal agreement similar to a good fight.

Sakamoto clapped his palms to draw everyone's attention to him, "So, everyone, now is the time to seize our family territory."

Of the family members present, only Komaeda Nagito and Katsura Kotaro applauded and yelled out of face, while the rest looked indifferent.

But right now [Sakamoto Family] only has six members, half of the family will be formed in one fell swoop, and they are not too old-fashioned idols.

Sakamoto didn't care about this at all, and began to equip weapons.

Nagito Komaeda relied on emitting "unlucky" light waves to attract those truly unlucky guys to achieve the achievement of giving weapons. There are a lot of weapons on the ground, most of which are knives.

He obviously has two hands, but the setting is that only one hand can hold a knife. Sakamoto directly inserted the remaining knife on his perfectly braided bud hair, forming an effect like a peacock spreading its tail. Because of its beauty, So it doesn't look too weird to do whatever you want, but it has a kind of metallic beauty.

Like a female priestess with a knife.

The hairstyle is limited, and there is no extra space to insert a knife. Hibari Kyoya only took one knife, but the real way to bite and kill is to write a knife style from top to bottom.

Katsura Kotaro, who also has a limited hairstyle, wanted to use the knife in some dangerous places, but was finally stopped by Sakamoto, who couldn't see it. In addition to holding the knife, he also took a bow and arrow. The bow and arrow can be carried on the shoulder like a satchel.

To be honest, bows and arrows are not very easy to use without training, but if it is Katsura Kotaro in the Edo period, there should be no major problems.

Reborn also took a bow and a knife.

"What should I choose?" Komaeda Nagito hesitated.

Without further ado, Reborn handed Komaeda Nagito the fishing rod, "I think this is enough for you."

"But aren't we going to take back our family land?" Komaeda Nagito touched his chin, "The fishing rod doesn't feel like a threat."

However, with a nod of approval from Sakamoto, he happily accepted the fishing rod.

Then reborn quickly tied me on it, using the bow tie method, and tied several knots, which looked like a bunch of flowers spliced ​​together.

"Art work!" I heard Katsura Kotaro's voice.

...Then you can change me into a work of art, I don't seem to have offended reborn from the beginning to the end.

"Our little sister is really too young, so it will be very safe this way." Reborn clapped his palms and said to Komaeda Nagito, "Big brother should be able to protect the little sister."

As soon as he was ordered in danger, Komaeda Nagito immediately cheered up, shaking the fishing rod like a Ferris wheel, "Yeah, I will definitely protect the little sister of our Hope family."

But if you keep shaking, you won't have a little girl anymore.

The author has something to say: My hands are so fast today, I wrote it after seven o’clock, and I’m done now, hahaha

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If I don’t update, I really hate that I planted a landmine on the ground and was stepped on by someone who wanted to attack Komaeda Nagito =3=