One hour in the life of a superhuman

Scovalo entered the cabin of the plane with a medium-rare steak.

This is a private jet belonging to Vengley. There are only three people sitting in the cabin, and the most eye-catching one is seat C. In the middle of the cabin, there is a seat that looks like a king, and the decoration on it is a crown made of gold.

Sitting on it was a man with obvious scars on his face and an aura written all over his body. He was closing his eyes and resting his mind.

Balian is Vongola's assassination force, but his behavior is not like a killer at all, he is extremely arrogant.

On the dark web, news about Balian can be said to be flying all over the sky. Of course, there must be no real confidential ones, but there are many frontal mugshots.

This man, should be XANXUS, launched the biggest rebellion in Pengo Lie's history, the "Cradle Incident". He was frozen for eight years, and was just released in the last two years.

In this regard, the online ridicule of Peng Lie's "Clam" Seafood and Aquatic Products Company is really groundless, and this fresh-keeping technology is very powerful.

The thawing seems to have involved the selection of Judai, but judging from the inner activities of Pengelie who was captured in Yokohama, it should have failed.

I was looking him up and down, and suddenly the other party took out a gun from his arms, and decisively opened the Sanmu warehouse at my position.

Obviously using "clairvoyance" or was it discovered?

Another guy with a keen eye.

Because I didn't use teleportation and an invisible real person in the aircraft cabin, even if three bullets flew towards me, I would not move.

However, this angle of view happens to be the corridor from the kitchen to the cabin, and just now he was carrying the beef out the door, and there were three bullets in front of him, and Skuvalo was startled. He dodged in this not-so-capable plane, and three bullets drilled fly ash on the wall not far from his head.

"Hey, bastard boss, what are you doing?"

"Do you want to kill me?" Because of avoiding, the steak rolled around in the sky, and was caught firmly by Skuvalo on a plate. In order to catch the steak, his body almost arched into a bridge hole, " Don't be self-willed at this time, drive away the chef, do you want me to come back to cook for you every day? Bastard!"

It was obvious that the three-wood warehouse was opened directly, but Skuvalo seemed to be used to it, and he was still yelling at Xanxus.

"Shut up, trash!" Xanxus yelled at Skuvalo, but his eyes stared at my position unkindly, and a trace of confusion could be seen in his eyes.

"Mamon." Suddenly he spoke.

"Yes, BOSS." The baby sitting on the chair with a pacifier on it replied.

Obviously there is no redundant dialogue, but he is still very understanding: "There is no illusion."

At this time, even the dullest guy can find something is wrong.

"Boss, what did you find?" Scuvaro put the steak on the square table in front of Xanxus, raised his sword in the other hand, and showed a bloody smile like a shark in the sea, "Is there an enemy attack? "

But he was handsome for less than three seconds, and a piece of steak was thrown in the air, hitting his cheek.

"Redo." Xanxus yawned.

"Hee hee hee, the prince wants to eat it too." The guy who was talking, sitting beside him, bangs needs to be cut by the port mafia's new opening, oh, maybe the barber shop that will open, is called "Bel Figor ", belongs to the appearance that the eyes don't need to give to others.

"Asshole, I'm not your chef!"

It’s been a flurry of nonsense again. After seeing so many members of the Dazai family get along with their teammates/bosses in this world, it turns out that they all have the same aura when they meet, and only I belong to Dazai. The family's BUG, ​​the existence of disharmony.

On this point, I don't want to change at all. Please keep the Dazai family away from me in the future, and forget about me, a poor old mother with white hair who is forced to breastfeed by the eldest daughter.

PS, don't throw the title of "Creation" on my head, thank you!

"Hee hee hee, the prince heard a rumor that Skuwaro was tricked by a Japanese into giving birth to a daughter." Bell, who couldn't eat Skuwaro's steak, was smiling on the outside, and began to break the news with MNP in his heart.

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes were fixed on Skuvalo.

In fact, everyone knows that since yesterday, after Scovalo rushed out of the room angrily, the Italians were panicked, fearing that he was called "Dazai Osamu" and that he still had two sons and two daughters winner in life.

And because of the intelligence agent of the Port Mafia who was hunted down by Scovalro, the whole of Italy knew about it. Even if he was afraid of Scovalro's sword, he still had to have a gossip. The cap is so green that it can glow green, and his nickname on the dark web is no longer "Shark", and if it is passed on, it will become "Green Shark Wearing Seaweed".

Osamu Dazai has also become the mysterious lady who plays tricks on people's hearts. Congratulations, Osamu Dazai, who has the nickname "Mommadadazai" among women, finally has a name among men.

These are all cultural differences. Otherwise, men and women can be distinguished from the name, but in terms of the degree of openness in Italy, it is not necessarily true that gossip will change directions.

...I'm sorry, but I still want to laugh.

I don’t think it’s necessary for me to stun Skuvalo, and then write on his hand with lipstick, “Do you want to die in love with me? Osamu Dazai.” This kind of words, the fire is already burning more and more intensely, They don't need me to add firewood, they can die.

Better yet, never think of me again.

He heard the name "Osamu Dazai" from the port mafia, and the port mafia that spread from there captured many of his own intelligence personnel, so Balian specially came to deal with this matter.

But generally speaking, it's not Xanxus' turn to do this kind of thing himself, so it's unknown if he has the idea of ​​watching the fun, but Bell and Mamon are all here to join in the fun.

"Bastard, I've been tricked!" Scuvaro yelled again, and he was still struggling today, which was more unlucky, "being green by Dazai" or "becoming Dazai's granddaughter" .

I withdrew my "clairvoyance" and calculated in my mind that when Balian came to Yokohama, I guess Yokohama would be lively for a long time, and I probably couldn't think of the mysterious girl version of me with three superpowers for the time being.

This is a good thing. It’s not that I haven’t used the sexually transformed me. In fact, it’s very frequent. Qi Munanzi often appears in the women’s day of the dessert shop every Friday. On that day, only female customers are accepted, and all desserts can be sold. [-]% off.

Discounts are very tempting to me. Even if I can easily rob a bank, as a person with basic principles, I still live on a small amount of pocket money every month, but I go once every Friday. My wallet can't stand it, at most once every two weeks.

If you think about it this way, you will lose the fun of Friday and feel devastated.

But if the port mafia checks, it is easy to find me from the surveillance video. Fortunately, the store is not here, but in Hakata, a chaotic city as famous as Yokohama.

At this sad moment of losing coffee jelly, let's do some serious business, such as perfecting Qi Munanzi's settings.

According to the character of the hot girl, the first thing must be revenge. Osamu Dazai caused me such a big trouble, so I must go to him.

Hey, hey, I didn't want to retaliate, otherwise, if I lost the coffee jelly, it wouldn't be so simple.

Half an hour before my usual sleep time, I teleported to Yokohama again.

At this point, Osamu Dazai is on the bridge, sitting on the railing, with his feet dangling outside the railing, and the rushing river below. He looks completely defenseless. If someone pushes him from behind, it is estimated that he can directly play GG.

I teleported behind him, and he was still singing a ditty, "Martyrdom is not alone~"

Almost instantly, he reacted and looked back. I perfectly matched the freshly baked character design and showed a pure smile, "Hi, hello."

He didn't choose the low-end method of pushing him into the river.

It is impossible to commit a crime.

To be an ordinary person, it is natural to stay away from a criminal record.

I teleported to Nakahara Chuya with Osamu Dazai.

"Cut your hair well." When Nakahara Nakaya looked at me as if facing an enemy, I said earnestly, "This is the Dazai Osamu teaching aid I gave you."

I've already delivered the goods to my door, so it shouldn't be difficult to change my hairstyle.

Regardless of the subsequent development, I teleported back again, lying on the bed, and it happened to be my bedtime evenly.

A busy day has passed.