One hour in the life of a superhuman

Osamu Dazai waved at Tsunayoshi Sawada, signaling him to come over.

Sawada Tsunayoshi really doesn't want to go forward, I can understand his mood, it's like a rabbit is inserted horizontally between two foxes, no, clams, this scene feels horrible no matter how you look at it.

Poor little Sawada Tsunayoshi still took a step forward. He looked at the long straight wooden sticks that the two ruthless people were sitting on with cushions, and after a moment of silence, he decided not to abuse his butt, it was better to stand.

The clothes on Dazai Osamu are not the original three-piece suit, but a very ordinary black long skirt, which outlines his somewhat graceful figure. The sleeves are very long, and only a part of his smooth arm is exposed, but it is slightly reflected from the top. A little metallic shine.

Sawada Tsunayoshi keenly sensed something was wrong. He grabbed Osamu Dazai's hand and pulled up the cuff, revealing not a human arm, but a black mechanical arm made of metal instead.

"Yada," Dazai Osamu covered his mouth unscrupulously, "I'm a LADY, it's not good to be so rough."

As for Osamu Dazai's integrity, this is already a topic that does not need to be discussed at all. Tsunayoshi Sawada has no idea how the other party has just traveled back and turned into a robot. How did this hard-core time travel happen? Asked: "How did it become like this?"

Osamu Dazai said, "When I climbed over, I happened to encounter a big explosion, and my whole body was jumped to pieces. I met a kind scientist who helped make it look like this."

"Oh, that's right," Dazai Osamu paused, and he showed a somewhat nasty smile, "The previous guy was called 'Janos', and he was an S-class hero."

In the words of Genos, it is the world where weirdos walk around and professional heroes are everywhere. Compared with Tsunayoshi Sawada who traveled to the Edo period that was not closely related to the invasion of heaven and man, Osamu Dazai is relatively close. , However, they climbed into the bear cave at about the same time, even if Tsunayoshi Sawada was stopped by Bailan, it didn't exceed 5 minutes, it seemed that they had traveled in bulk.

According to Osamu Dazai, he had no intention of becoming a professional hero at all, and after wandering around in this world, he came back here.

Osamu Dazai's words sounded like he was on a sightseeing trip, Tsunayoshi Sawada was a little curious, "Did you encounter anything special?"

"Ah," Osamu Dazai uttered, pointing to his arm, "It's very well done here, if you shoot the slug's head with a cannonball, it will probably explode his head with a bang. "

Osamu Dazai made a gesture of fireworks with both hands.

Sawada Tsunayoshi said angrily: "You are like this..." He paused, "You will be angry."

Dazai Osamu hummed a little song, apparently pretending he didn't hear it, and waited a while before saying, "The clothes can be brought back, and the modification on the body will remain intact, but the ingredients brought over have disappeared."

"Facing a beautiful girl like me, that guy with bright hair actually only gives me discounted products from convenience stores." Just when Tsunayoshi Sawada thought that Osamu Dazai would seriously analyze it, he didn't expect him to say such a thing. The remarks.

【As expected of Mr. Dazai. 】

At this time, don't give me a sigh of Dazai Osamu. Is there anything to sigh in this kind of thinking jump?I seriously suspect that Tsunayoshi Sawada was also injected with the same virus as Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima.

Yokohama is really a place full of Dazai's toxins. Fortunately, I am immune to all poisons, and even want to shave his head.

"Then how did you come back?" Tsunayoshi Sawada was a little puzzled.

He doesn't know exactly how Sawada Tsunayoshi came back, but with super intuition, it should have something to do with him destroying the space-time machine, but according to Osamu Dazai, it seems that the other party just underwent a full-body mechanized plastic surgery, I went on a sightseeing trip to the weirdo again, and ate a crab weirdo along the way.

[Weird...what the hell is it?Why can it still be eaten? 】

Osamu Dazai and the world of hot pot appeared in Tsunayoshi Sawada's mind. What makes a big fuss on the street is fresh ingredients, which is no different from when you go to the seafood market!

Sawada Tsunayoshi gave up on himself.

Osamu Dazai: "Ah, he came back so suddenly."

At first, I was shocked by the weird aura of the two of them and the weird long straight wooden stick cushions that are not afraid of panic, but now Tsunayoshi Sawada realizes that the names on the heads of the two people in front of him still exude an ominous color [Cursed People], he looked up at his name again, although he was still a 【Cursed Person】, he looked no different from 【Dazai's second son】.

"Didn't you do something good?" [Violet] meant something.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, "I don't match the word hero."

"Really?" [Violet] said softly, "I thought you liked protecting the world."

"Eh?" Osamu Dazai was a little exaggerated, his black eyes stared at [Violet], as if he couldn't believe that this word could match his ball of Yokohama black mud, "Where did you see that?"

[Violet] didn't respond positively, "Some people want to prevent the world from merging, and naturally some want the world to merge. I think you are the former."

"Then you are the latter." Osamu Dazai glanced at him.

"I want to see a new world that I have never seen before." [Violet] did not deny this, "I am used to seeing the same scenery, freshness is very important."

"It's really arrogant." Osamu Dazai said, "It seems that he is looking down on the human race from above."

"Then, you," [Violet] paused, put his head close to Dazai Osamu's ear, and said as if whispering softly, "Why not?"

The figure of 【Violet】disappeared almost in the next second. There was no aging or bones. There was only a pile of clothes spread out on the ground.

Osamu Dazai seemed not surprised by this scene, "'Donkey Town' is different from other places and it is reflected here."

He didn't respond to what [Violet] said before, which made Tsunayoshi Sawada want to ask but didn't dare to ask.

Osamu Dazai never cared about other people's thoughts, "Mr. Rabbit, help me dig a hole."

Sawada Tsunayoshi remembered the impulsive oath before, if someone called him a rabbit again, he would blow the opponent's head off, ah, I just helped him increase his memory a little bit, even in this state, the effect on Sawada Tsunayoshi The superpowers on his body can still be realized, such as making a few words emerge in his mind.

But I still looked up to Sawada Tsunayoshi, he stammered and said, "I have already decided, if anyone calls me a rabbit again, I will... just beat him hard..."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows in surprise.

Sawada Tsunayoshi thought that Osamu Dazai wanted to ask the reason, and he had already prepared his mind, thinking about how to make the breeding problem of rabbits a little higher, but he obviously underestimated Osamu Dazai.

"If you don't consider breeding," Osamu Dazai touched his chin, "Aren't rabbits pretty kawaii?"

"Ah," he glanced at Tsunayoshi Sawada's expression, "I seem to know it already."

[Don't you know this? ? ...It's too much! 】

At such a time, Osamu Dazai was quite able to ruthlessly order Sawada Tsunayoshi to work, "Okay, now dig a hole."

Tsunayoshi Sawada had no tools, so he could only dig a hole with sharp pebbles. Osamu Dazai asked him to bury [Violet]'s clothes in. Tsunayoshi Sawada hesitated for a moment, "This is not good."

"I have some things I want to verify." Dazai Osamu was serious.

Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't see any flaws, and he also felt that Dazai Osamu was not such a naive guy, although he couldn't think of what he was going to verify, but he still obeyed his words and buried [Violet]'s clothes in it.

After finishing all this, Osamu Dazai just wanted to say something, but his figure disappeared without a trace, leaving only a piece of clothing on the ground, and the modified machinery on the original body fell off without a clang. One place, if it really fell, Sawada Tsunayoshi would suspect that the next time Osamu Dazai came in, it would really turn into a puddle of black mud.

Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't know what to do for a while. He thought that burying one piece of clothing would be the same as burying two pieces. He simply picked up Osamu Dazai's clothes and found a good place with beautiful scenery to bury them. The only problem was that far from the initial point.

Tsunayoshi Sawada had nothing else to do, so he found an open place and built a fire. According to the basic work of the infrastructure, he built another clay kiln. When it was halfway through, someone came in again.

That person is relatively short, looks like a junior high school student, with short black hair, lowered head, wearing the original three-piece suit, and his chest is flatter than the sex-transformed Tsunayoshi Sawada. You know the three people just now, Sawada Tsunayoshi is already the flattest one, and relatively speaking, it is still the largest of [Violet].

Sensing Sawada Tsunayoshi's gaze and raised his head, he is a very delicate looking person, but his eyes are slanted, with a cold taste, so Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help shivering, and originally planned to go forward to help All of a sudden, the child's mind was completely extinguished.

However, that person did not let go of Tsunayoshi Sawada's plan, instead he rushed towards him at a very fast speed. According to the speed of this world is the discounted speed in reality, his original speed should be faster, almost in the blink of an eye He rushed to Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"your clothes."

As a result, this topic was asked as soon as it came up, and Tsunayoshi Sawada blinked, thinking that if the other party was a junior high school student, he would indeed want to ask about clothes in the first place when he was dressed like this.

He completely forgot who could enter "Donkey Town". Besides him, a guy who was lucky enough to get in, who else is a good person?

However, Tsunayoshi Sawada came in a little later than Osamu Dazai, and disappeared before he could reply.

It seems that the guy had to figure it out first, instead of trying to force a strategy as soon as he came up.

I realized that Tsunayoshi Sawada was coming back, so I let go of my hand and put on the gloves again. I took advantage of this time to pay attention to the time, don't look at Tsunayoshi Sawada being so vigorous, and what happened in the world of Gintoki Sakata things, but only an hour has passed in this world that belongs to us.

Even in "Donkey Town", is the calculation method the same?

In other words, it is clear that it is traveling in bulk, who on earth picked up the name "Donkey Town" and just made it up?

The author has something to say: Well =3=