One hour in the life of a superhuman

[Hell]/[Taoyuan Township] is really busy.

Before us, we encountered a few assassinations, plus a siege. After us, [Clam] and [Port] came to ask for cooperation. We haven’t negotiated yet, and it’s another siege. When discussing the issue of the captives , There are people again.

It's only been three years, and in reality it's only three minutes.

This is probably the busiest family in the world.

I also don’t know if Peng Lie and the port mafia were involved in the 2000 million US dollars in that forum or whether all parties involved.

Although according to the inside information of the person who came to the door now, it is probably that the [Hell CEO] hit a tender... butt man, this man In reality, he is also a local tyrant, the kind who uses money to wash his baths, so a reward of 2000 million US dollars is offered.

Will anyone believe this?

If someone used money to shower, he would probably be in the ICU by now because of a bacterial infection.

But obviously the IQ of the people here cannot be overestimated.

Yato wiped the non-existent saliva from the corner of his mouth, and seemed to see a screen full of dollar bills in the bath water, "I think my dream should be changed, to build a god full of money..."

Before he could finish his words, Bishamon's eyes looked over sharply like a sensor light, and Yato hid silently behind [One Punch Express], trying to use his bright mirror-reflecting head to catch Bishamon Samana's eyes reflected back, and it seemed that the strategy was very successful so far.

Qi Ya and [Little Curly Hair, Beating Enemy Guest] teamed up and squatted in the corner, staring at the head of [Taoyuan Township only wants beautiful young ladies], sighed, and silently counted how much chocolate they had lost.

... Even I wouldn't calculate that the head of [Taoyuan Township only wants pretty girls] is equivalent to 390, three coffee jellies, and five yuan in change.

I really didn't calculate it, it just popped out of my head.

Regardless of whether this news is true or not, the person who said this news, his name is [Wanshiwu do not steal other people's cards], he is a male, aged thirteen, because of wasting three years before, in fact He is also the same age as Hinata Zao and the others. When it comes to this name, the one with the most criminal record is Osamu Dazai, who used the black card of Nakahara Chuya when he bought my information from the intelligence agency.

The tone of my speech is very normal, and my behavior is hard to tell. If there is no Chuya Nakahara next to me, it becomes difficult to recognize, but originally, since Osamu Dazai can hone my acting skills without him knowing, it is in itself Has the potential to become a movie star, so it is still impossible to judge.

The other party came to redeem [Wanshiwu only wants to eat ramen] and [Wanshiwu counts small money].

"We used to be a scattered group of people. If there is a job, we will accept it. If we don't have a job, we will forget it." [Wanshiwu Don't Swipe Other People's Cards] solemnly, "But this is time-consuming, and there is no money to be made."

"Here you can only live to be 60 years old. Some missions are far away. If you complete the mission and go back, you may die on the way." He wiped away the tears that did not exist in the corner of his eyes, "It's not like other families have made steam cars. "

The other party glanced at the steam car in [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township].

[Taoyuan Township Momotaro] twitched the corners of his mouth, and used his chubby body to cover the front of the car. I heard him quietly say to [Taoyuan Township Green Light] beside him, "I think we should get a dog."

He sighed again, "Why can't Cerberus enter this world?"

Even super powers can't help, this guy is planning to entrain living things.

"There is no hope for scattered people," said [Wanshiwu, don't steal other people's cards], "so we plan to join together."

"What does this have to do with us?" [Taoyuan Township only wants pretty girls] hit a straight ball.

"These two are our more powerful combat power," the other party was very honest, "This failed, and there are other tasks."

"Hey, the opponent has a lot of people, and our weapons are poor, so we can only rely on crowd tactics, and rely on our skills to fight ten with one."

... Everyone is a little curious about the task that is more expensive than 2000 million US dollars.

"What mission?" Nogi Ryuka asked.

[Wanshiwu do not steal other people's cards] did not hide it, said: "Didn't there be a group of guys with the words [Meteor Street] on their heads before? They followed the three-light policy, and many people were hurt, and there was great resentment."

"[Meteor Street], the name sounds familiar," [Taoyuan Township Artist] shook his head, "Did Master Ghost Lantern say before that they attacked you?"

Upon hearing the name of Ghost Lantern, [Taoyuan Township only wants beautiful young ladies] sat up like a stress reaction, as expected of a person who refuses to let his friends get 2000 million in order to fight with Ghost Lantern.

"Do you have any news about them?" Hinata Zao asked.

"Being cursed too much, so I was dispatched to 'Donkey Town', and now I am undergoing labor reform."

...Wait, I understand his words separately, but I don't quite understand them together.

"What is that?" Yato and the others also didn't quite understand.

"It was posted by a person on the forum," [Wanshiwu don't steal other people's cards], "It is said that while dancing a curse dance, he said 'XX I curse you'. Sent to 'Donkey Town'."

I don't quite understand how this person discovered this hidden condition.

But I wouldn't do it anyway.

Wouldn't it be nice to blow them up?

The curse is not to kill one hundred enemies, but to harm oneself by three thousand?

After explaining what a "curse" is, [Wanshiwu Don't Swipe Other People's Cards] said, "We have successfully used the crowd tactics to send [Meteor Street] to labor reform."

I want to know how the people in [Meteor Street] are feeling, watching a group of people rushing over and dancing to them?

"Then you have completed your mission, haven't you?" Nogi Ryuka said.

"Didn't [Marshmallow Empire] and [Meteor Street] cooperate at that time?" [Wanshiwu Don't Swipe Other People's Cards] righteous words, as if he was an enthusiastic citizen, not for the small money behind the task, "although [Marshmallow Empire] seems to have washed its hands of gold and concentrate on infrastructure.”

"But if it is useful to correct the evil and return to the right, what else do the police need to do?"

In fact, it's all because of the mission money.

"Do you want to come together?" [Wanshiwu Don't Swipe Other People's Cards] said enthusiastically, just like a small advertisement in the game that gathers people to form a group and swipes the screen in the world, "Send the other party's 'Eve' Although there is not much money to go to reform through labor, there is still 500 million US dollars to share.”

……

Is that why the crowd tactics are needed?

A group of people first go to drag other people in [Marshmallow Empire], and the rest go to "Eve" in [Marshmallow Empire], and then dance awkwardly to him, generally awkward Wu also had to accompany the BGM of "Curse You".

This picture is so beautiful, just imagining it, it feels like a group of demons dancing wildly, even the "Eve" in the [Marshmallow Empire] in the middle, that is, Bai Lan, looks so pitiful, weak and helpless.

Although I haven't met Bai Lan yet, I found that everyone wants to blame him, dance at him, and launch magic attacks.

I noticed that [Taoyuan Township Green Light] was a little stiff, and the smirk on his face became strange, but he recovered quickly, making people think that the expression on his face was the same as that of [Sakamoto Honkai] before. Screen bug.

Some money sounds very attractive, but not everyone can do it.

Yato looked a little ready to move, but he still suppressed himself. He never knew that he launched the bald mirror attack inexplicably behind [One Punch Express], ran to my side, and asked quietly: "Do you think we are going to help people?" How about the pregnancy business?"

Seriously, I said, "You'll get [Marshmallow Empire] danced and cursed first."

"Hey." Yeto turned into a strange man.

[Beat the Enemy Guest Little Curly Hair] He has no skin and no face, he really wants to participate, but he can only sigh, "We have different worldviews, so we can't play together."

He has a different view of history.

"Damn it, next month's rent."

……

Looking at this scene, I finally knew a truth.

I have been forced to hang out in the world-saving circle in order to conceal my superpower identity, while others are just playing a holographic game to make money and spawn monsters.

Human beings deserve to be called the fourth natural disaster.

But yes, I found that there are a lot of problems around me. If it is farther away from me, even monsters should be just a story in the grotesque.

After the fusion of the world, the impact on these people is actually not great, at most, there are more spiritual power offices on the street.

If they didn't go to Yokohama to play, even if their common sense of literature was weak, they might not even know that the literary giants organized a group to become a mafia.

Most people would not even think of secrecy if there was no sense of this foreign world intrusion.

And the forum on the Internet must exist at this time, it's like telling these people that they are selected, instead of going out and talking about it.

This forum is very interesting.

The power of individual combat is strong enough, but no one will underestimate the power of groups.

[Taoyuan Township only wants beautiful girls] probably just out of the mentality of "watching the excitement is not a big deal", agreed to release the two captives of [Wanshiwu only wants to eat ramen] and [Wanshiwu counts small money], I asked for some raw materials symbolically.

[Wanshiwu] is really poor, and they can't afford anything else. They don't have their own family settlements yet, and they all rely on family members to support themselves. This is better than before, and now at least there is a clay kiln.

[Don't steal other people's cards in Wanshiwu] I was a little disappointed that I didn't persuade everyone to go to the curse dance together, but I didn't force it too much, and invited everyone to go and have a look.

[Taoyuan Township only wants beautiful young ladies] I was a little moved, but because his head was worth 2000 million, he was persuaded by family members.

But that doesn't mean others aren't interested.

[Taoyuan Township Green Light] and [Taoyuan Township Haheng] Komaeda Nagito's team of mother and son, and [Taoyuan Township Farming] Akashi Seijuro must go to see the situation. I can't see the [Meteor Street] of labor reform. See Dangerous Man B.

[Clam] and [Port] are probably going to have a look, and we have to look at the feasibility of the curse. This kind of alliance is not achieved overnight. [Taoyuan Township] and [Hell] are one, no matter what the two We all have to talk about it.

On our side, we originally wanted to check the situation, but we didn't plan to go with [Wanshiwu].

I don't want to hear [Wanshiwu]'s promotion of "dancing together and cursing them" like X Xuan's promotional routine, especially because they still have a point system. Even if they don't merge this time, there will be a chance to merge next time. Store it on the card, and withdraw cash together next time.

Sounds like a scam.

I firmly reject any routine, even if four thousand three nine thousand seventy-seven thousand six hundred and fourty three coffee jellies are piled up in front of my eyes, let alone this amount, but my two cheap ones will not work.

The author has something to say: I can still get my broken codewriter to start up if I force it, just in case it happens every now and then, and my liver and kidneys hurt afterward ORZ

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Tomorrow I have to go to the hospital to get a new drug, and it will still take a whole day. This new drug is really troublesome. After all, I have to issue a 24-hour hospital bill and have to be linked to an electrocardiogram test. I won’t change it tomorrow =3=