One hour in the life of a superhuman

Along with the smashed asphalt road is the smell of money, the port mafia is probably from the demolition office, before Akutagawa Ryunosuke demolished the building when he attacked me, and now this new guy is demolishing the road.

Rich and willful.

But the handsomeness of this pile of money was completely ruined by Osamu Dazai humming with his mouth to the accompaniment "A slug fell from the sky~".

Does he like the culture of flower growers as much as his second daughter?The second daughter can also say that it is because of the translation problem. Are you just making up lyrics and music randomly?

Speaking of slugs, the only one who can be called Dazai's eldest son is Dazai's eldest daughter.

I came to see my mother in such a big way, ah, my vest should be fairly tight, and my real body should not have been discovered yet.

I thought this way, and looked up, the original body of Dazai’s eldest daughter is not tall, about 1.6 meters by visual inspection, I have 1.6 meters for men, and I am still a high school student who is growing taller, now I am a woman In terms of appearance, it is just so tall.

The height below the average line is a bit miserable, eldest daughter.

The eldest daughter was wearing a small suit, a windbreaker over her head, a hat on her head, and her hands in her pockets. This movement was indeed standard for Dazai's eldest daughter, but since the kick tore his pants, , generally means to lift the pants implicitly.

"Bastard Mediterranean mackerel, shut up the garbage you caught!" the other party yelled.

"What are you talking about, Zhongya?" I was pulling the clothes on my back and carrying him by the waist, who was clearly 1.8 meters tall. Only my wrists were still holding onto my thighs, and I didn't have any sense of my own position. Osamu Dazai, who knew him well, still irritated people when he said it, "Obviously I am also working very seriously."

Because physical contact can cancel superpowers, there is no problem at all.

After all, this posture, and the flexibility to hold my thigh, is really touching, and makes me want to let him stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun. This is not an exaggerated adjective, but a verb, which can be combined with throwing and throwing look.

"Isn't it completely useless?" the other party yelled.

Ah, it's not useless, it's very good at restraining my telepathy, it's just that it can't be displayed.

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However, since it is called Zhongye, if it is checked from the literary giant, it should be Zhongya in the Central Plains.

Still familiar with the irascibility, he raised his head slightly, looked me up and down provocatively, "Are you that big patriarch?" When he said this, he gritted his teeth, if he was given a sugar cane at this time, it would probably squeeze me Juice, and the voice is a bit familiar.

Everyone?Shouldn't it be more accurate to call Dazai Osamu's mother?

The bad taste of breaking a jar.

This was said without beginning or end, and the people around didn't understand what it meant at all, but everyone in the [Dazai] family knew what it meant.

Will I admit it?of course not.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw that the people around me were all in a daze, and I felt that Osamu Dazai and Nakahara probably didn't tell this matter, or told all of them.

At least what breastfeeding and childbirth, must be half-knowledgeable.

And I, Genzheng Miaohong, as an "outsider" who came to see the port mafia, naturally would not know about it.

If you think about it carefully, in that world, I also maintain the principle of talking less and doing more. As the only one in the family, oh, since the second daughter can run around picking fruit, I have become the only one. There is no flaw in my identity that can be seen in reality.

In other words, everything that Nakahara Chuya has done since he appeared up to now is just to test me, otherwise he would show up and say he would beat me up, and now he can still have a good fight with Osamu Dazai, you know Dazai's eldest daughter has always come It means that the fight never drags on to the next day, ah, in that world it should be the second minute or the second year.

After I figured this out, I suddenly had a plan.

At this time, it's time to use my nirvana - "playing a silly face", eyebrows are wrinkled, eyes rolled like disgust, the whole face is like a ghost/animal, anyone who sees my expression will Give up and continue to ask, but at this time, I have to pursue the victory.

"Huh? What are you talking about? I'm only 20 years old and I don't even have a boyfriend. How can I become the head of everyone?" It's better to use it with the middle finger.

"Eh?" the white-haired boy said in surprise, "Are you 20 years old? It doesn't look like that at all."

Of course, I am only 16 years old this year, and the sex-transformed version naturally only has the appearance of 16 years old, but I don’t want to have anything to do with my original body, so I deliberately refer to the average age here, saying that it is four years older .

Isn't it very common to have a baby face or something?

There is still a boy's height here!

That's right, I meant the only guy in the room who was below average.

I intend to fabricate a woman whose personality is completely different from my own, but there are very few women who can be used as references. The beautiful girl Shinmi Teruhashi who can make everyone say "oh hoo", when I was carrying Dazai Osamu in a skirt and flying over the eaves and walls It was already impossible when I was young. In this case, there are only fortune-tellers who are super powers like me. Super powers are divination, and the personality should be... um, hot girl?

This is a big test for my acting skills, maybe life too.

If it didn't almost involve the whole of Yokohama, I think it would be more in line with my character to be afraid of trouble.

Think about it, how much a sensation would be caused by the sudden death of a literary giant who abandoned his pen.

It seems that literary giants are all operating in the mafia, which is probably a good thing for the whole world.

However, follow-up revenge will be very troublesome. Although I am basically omnipotent, I did not think about destroying the earth. In addition, my elementary school classmate Ming Zhizhen discovered my identity as a superpower not long ago. Be careful.

There are too many capable people and strangers in this world, and it is easy to be exposed if you are not careful.

And I just want to live a normal life.

Thinking about it this way, hasn't this crisis turned into a big test of acting skills?

A double test of integrity and life.

Maybe I shouldn't have come to Yokohama in the first place, if I hadn't come to Yokohama, I wouldn't have been caught by Osamu Dazai, and if I hadn't been caught by Osamu Dazai, I wouldn't have had to be an actor who betrayed my morals now.

"Oh, thank you." Referring to the reaction of women who are said to be younger than their real age, especially those who are fortune-telling, I used every muscle in my face to say exaggeratedly, feeling that every cell in my body is full of acting skills, it is the feeling Some cramp.

"But even if little brother Bai praises me, I won't forgive you." I played my acting skills all my life, and felt a little bit distressed that I didn't have superpowers related to acting skills.

Because it was too embarrassing, so before they answered the conversation, I said quickly, "I just saw the column "If you don't gossip, you will die" on TV, I teleported over to watch the excitement, and I was held by this person for no reason. Let me die together."

As I said that, I stretched out my hand and shook Osamu Dazai who was holding it in my hand.

"Am I the victim of harassment by this martyrdom monster?" At this time, you should occupy a favorable moral position and ask, "I was attacked by this very trendy hair-tail dyed boy for no reason. Is this the case in Yokohama? ? No wonder the demons danced wildly on the street before, and there was chaos."

Person setting [-]: Absolutely don’t call her by her name, only her nickname.

The white-haired boy pointed to himself: "Eh? Is it me that the boy is talking about?"

Akutagawa·Hairtail Highlighter·Ryunosuke: "You bastard..."

Before he finished speaking, Chuya Nakahara interrupted, "Akutagawa, shut up!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke resentfully, "tsk" but shut up.

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, and no one answered. After all, my whole set of words is well-founded, and there are basically no logical problems.

This is all thanks to Ryunosuke Akutagawa. If it wasn't for his attack, Dazai Osamu's next temptation could not be used and turned into what he is now. With his body and mind too many to guard against, there is no telepathy If I am not careful, there will be flaws.

"If you don't gossip, you will die" has a large audience. There are many people who want to watch port jokes. There is a possibility that people with superpowers (literary heroes) will teleport over to watch the excitement. In the original normal world of mine , The number of superpowers is not so many, but now I have seen so many, it is no surprise, I guess that in the world of Osamu Dazai, all writers are estimated to be superpowers.

In fact, what I don't know is that according to the information obtained by the port mafia, many people are on the way to make a plane, and they have received several condolence (laughing) calls.

On the other hand, when Dazai’s eldest son asked me to die in love when he was just three years old, I replied to him, “Do you like being forced to pretend to be a big guy?” 】It should be a man, not a woman now.

In order to make my words more credible and continue to improve my character design.

Personality [-]: People talk a lot.

I glanced at Nakahara Chuya, then turned Dazai Osamu around, changed his head, and then stroked his hair.

This soft touch undoubtedly tells me that this is real hair, not a fake made with 502 glue.

Dazai's eldest daughter can't do it, with such a big fanfare, being on a TV show and losing the reputation of the entire port mafia, can't she even deal with a hair?

It really doesn't look like the pillar of the Chaos Evil Dazai family at all, do you want to downgrade to a big pig's trotter?

But I can't say that, after all, it's just TV, but it doesn't say it's Zhongya in the Central Plains.

"Tsk, can't your port even know how to cut hair?"

"Didn't you say you want to enter the washing, cutting and blowing industry?"

My soul cut my hair and asked twice, but no one responded for a while. Maybe everyone is suffering from the baptism of hair cutting.

He just looked at me a little strangely.

I don't have a strong man to lock a man, and I can't even count it as a head-to-head kill. Maybe it can be said to be a waist-lifting?

This is all [Dazai Osamu] Mama's love.

Putting it on Osamu Dazai, the difficulty factor is a bit higher, so it is still Osamu Dazai's problem.

But my character design should be perfect, thanks to the family support of Osamu Dazai's head.