One hour in the life of a superhuman

It's a conspiracy organized by Vongola, the Armed Detective Agency, and the Harbor Mafia.

There is no doubt about this.

They chose to bring everyone together at this point in time, and forcibly let everyone enter that world. It seems that they are asking for a lot.

I don't know how they do it or what they want to do, but it's definitely not a good thing in their sneaky way.

Last night, I saw Nakahara Chuya and Skuvalo. They should have used the same method to forcibly enter that world. There is a difference in time, which is specially designed for conversation, but they all entered the same family [Beat the Enemy guest】.

I originally thought that in addition to cracking the time of entry, they also cracked the problem of how to reincarnate, such as how to enter the same family, but now it seems that they have not.

Right now I'm alone in the jungle, with no one around, obviously, after two rounds of being someone else's kid, I'm Eve again.

But if you think about it, there are a total of thirty or so people in the meeting room, and they are all stuffed into one family at once. If it is a big family, they can be divided into grandchildren and great-grandchildren. If "Eve" is not too old, You can continue to have children as you grow old, but for a small family that has just developed, I am afraid that you will have multiple births.

Not to mention, with more than 30 more mouths, even a big family can't bear it at all, and there will definitely be a famine.

It seems that because more than [-] people were forcibly added at once, and many people should not have entered that world at this time, so the world has not yet reacted, and it is not like before. have a baby.

I didn't rush to give myself a name, but looked around first.

There is a basket around. This is a flat land, which looks a little familiar, but there is no difference in the land division here except for the difference in size.

I found a random location based on my feeling, and found a basket with a few gooseberries in it. I picked one to make up for the hunger bar above my head, and then picked up the basket again.

At this time, I already had some bad premonitions, and as expected, after walking a few steps, I saw the neatly arranged bones of five family members.

Just in case, I went to check one by one.

The names above the head are [Dazai Osamu], [Dazai Eldest Son], [Dazai Eldest Daughter], [Dazai Second Son], [Dazai Second Daughter] and [Dazai Hum].

...Ah, ah, what is the probability?

Didn't the reincarnation of "Eve" mentioned earlier need to meet two conditions?

One must be "Eve", and the other must live to be 60 years old.

When I was [Osamu Dazai], due to the activeness of Osamu Dazai [Dazai's eldest son] Dazai Osamu, the other people were all newcomers, and they were extremely confident, so they died neatly.

I remember that I lived for four and 10 minutes at that time. I was 16 years old at the beginning, that is to say, I was only 56 years old, and I did not live to 60 years old. I did not meet the two conditions.

Maybe it's just a matter of luck, maybe if you enter this world at the same time as Komaeda Nagito, what lucky and unfortunate buffs will be triggered?

But when I think about other people's reincarnation, they always have a basket that has been built almost, but as the [Dazai] family, I only have one basket, plus three gooseberries.

No matter what you think, it's Dazai's fault.

Difficult, it is really too difficult for me.

But fortunately, although I was stretched by my own will for a while, the others were not bad. Most of the guys, before I teleported transparently, tried to keep their sobriety as much as possible, that is to say, they entered this The time difference in the world is only a few seconds.

I haven't given birth to a child at this moment, so it seems that Osamu Dazai is excluded from our family tree.

I thought about it, and decided to choose a name for myself first. The original [Dazai] is fine. Judging from my last experience, this is definitely a very cursed name. You can’t get SSR even if you play Onmyoji. kind of.

I had already planned to throw the blame on Bai Lan before, and I have no guilt about this. According to Sai Mu Kongsuke, Bai Lan is not a good person, but a guy who wants to change the world. Before the world merged, the original world had been destroyed. He has opened several parallel worlds, and he is a villain BOSS-level person who pays attention to "destroy before standing".

Since you want to shake the blame, you have to be thorough. I already know that Bai Lan and the others use the fixed [Marshmallow Empire] family name, so...

"My name is [Marshmallow Empire]."

After saying this, there was no change on the top of my head, and instead of an ID appearing like before, there was nothing.

This kind of situation has never happened before. Could it be that, like some games, the ID cannot be repeated. If this is the case, [Marshmallow Empire] is still active in this world and has not wiped out its genocide.

Yesterday, judging from the information that Nakahara Chuya learned from the [Information House Dealer], [Sakamoto] → [Slick Ghost] → [Marshmallow Empire], if there is no mistake in the information, [Marshmallow Empire] Haven't exterminated yet?

In other words, the genocide has already been exterminated, and because neither [Sakamoto] nor [Slick Ghost] entered that world, they were occupied by people from [Marshmallow Empire].

This possibility is more likely, Bai Lan also has a big family.

Generally, fifty or sixty people from Vengley and the port mafia can enter that world. According to this ratio, he should be able to.

Bai Lan is another guy who has mastered the black technology of multiple parallel worlds, maybe even more.

Hey, hey, he's such a troublesome guy when he thinks about it this way.

Sure enough, he was the Chosen One who should be smashed to death by the scapegoat.

But now there is a problem, I originally wanted to pretend to be a person of [Marshmallow Empire] and be a happy boy, but due to this restriction, I couldn't do it.

Names such as [Cotton Candy Tai Empire] or [Silk Candy Great Empire] are really fake and can be seen at a glance, and they even try to make others notice me.

But it’s not impossible. I remember that when we attacked [Hell], [Marshmallow Empire] had an alliance, and the family name of this alliance was [Meteor Street].

I don't know the number of this group in [Meteor Street], because they are from another world, but judging from the last time, the number should not be many.

But in fact, counting the time today should have been the time when I was going to enter this world. The last time everyone in [Meteor Street] died at about the same time as us, it should be today. If they entered before me, their names would be Occupation is also very likely.

And it's a little strange that Hisoka and Illumi were actually earlier than Zhongyuanzhong when they entered that world.

Forget Hisoka, he should have been earlier than Zhongyuan Zhongye, after all, he is his mother, but Illumi is strange, he and Zhongyuan Zhong are also baby relatives, no, he and Zhongyuan Zhong were also born at the same time, unexpectedly Will be earlier than Hisoka.

It's also possible that Illumi and Hisoka also found something wrong, but they just don't know how their relationship with other people in [Meteor Street] is, otherwise it will be very troublesome.

I tried it, but the ID on the top of my head did not appear, and sure enough, the people from [Meteor Street] had already entered.

This is not beyond my expectation. In addition, [Beating the Enemy] is also in a state of being occupied.

I almost know that troublesome guys are starting to stay in this world. It is too difficult to be a [-]-year-old boy, but there is still one person.

[Little Brother of the Pregnant Stone Alliance].

This guy is the guy we rescued in the last game. That guy looks like the kind of man with a warm temperament soaked in the pile of books. The random appearance here generally doesn’t mean much if it’s the first time he enters this world. , but it can also slightly reflect one or two.

Although he didn't appear to have any problems, and he didn't show signs of surrendering to the enemy, but it was probably caused by a sixth sense. There was always a feeling that the other party was not a good person. It was the kind of feeling that if I met in reality, I would definitely stay away as soon as possible. type.

Happened to give it a try.

"My name is [Little Brother of the Pregnancy Stone Alliance]."

These words appeared on the top of my head, but it is also this kind of name, which seems to be given to him by others. It is not like someone with his personality would take it. If it is true, the contrast will be too great some.

Names are all floating clouds to me, and I can even put [Dazai Osamu] on top of my head, isn't it a wholesale pregnancy stone?It is no different from the wholesale small commodity market.

I can do it without changing my face, and I hope that my children in the future can also wear this ID without changing their faces.

Within 2 minutes of my early preparations, I finally gave birth to my first child.

It was still the familiar cry of "Ula Ula", it was a boy.

I have seen a middle-aged bald man like [Dazai's eldest son], but I have never seen a person born with a shiny bald head.

He stared at me, eyes a little dull.

I couldn't tell at the moment whether he entered this world for the first time or the nth time.

After all, he is not like other people who entered this world for the first time, who were confused or vigilant, or who made a scene or beat people directly, nor did he seem to enter this world for the Nth time, and started to talk to me very skillfully. comminicate.

"you"

"Yes"

"Varied"

"What?"

"Strange"

"people?"

He asked every word.

Weird, I heard this word from the guy who blew himself up as "Genos". It is also a dangerous world marked by Akashi Seijuro, a world where weirdos often make trouble.

During the time I was thinking, it was obviously only a few seconds, but the other party seemed to be unable to wait at all.

"Calculate"

"already"

"No"

"tube"

"Yes."

As soon as the words fell, he punched me in the stomach.

Of course, being affected by this world doesn't hurt at all, but I don't know if it's to make up for the 2 minutes I vacated before not having children.

At the moment of such a punch, the cry of "Ulla Ula" sounded behind me again, and I gave birth to my second child.

This scene was probably a bit shocking to him, and he froze in place, looking at his fist.

Then he raised his head and said to me.

"you"

"Yes"

"quilt"

"beat"

"meeting"

"pregnancy"

"Child"

"The Strange"

"people?"

...What kind of monster has such weird abilities?

It is almost comparable to the setting of "staring at someone who is pregnant".

I saw that the other party's hunger value had almost dropped to the bottom, and I wanted to pick him up and feed him.

But his speed is very fast, it can be said that it is the fastest I have ever seen, and his previous punching speed is difficult even for me to capture.

It's obviously to save people, but why are you so tired? I don't want to play hide-and-seek games with him. Newborn babies can't just eat milk honestly?

I remembered that Genos said that he is an "S-class hero", such a person should be famous.

When I said this name, the other party became honest,

"Jeno"

"S."

I replenished his hunger value. This kind of breastfeeding process that has not been touched for a long time is still unacceptable.

After thinking about it, looking at his bald head and that punch, I named him, "Your name is [Pregnant Stone Alliance Pregnant Stone One Punch Express]."

Referred to as [One Punch Express].

I don't resent him for treating me like a weirdo who can be beaten to have a baby, isn't it just right?

Then I picked up my second child, a girl with black hair and black eyes, who raised a "V" next to her eyes in exaggerated movements.

"you"

"want"

"to make"

"for"

"I"

"Night Fight"

"grown ups"

"letter"

"A disciple?"

No, refuse.

I gave Yato a name with a blank expression, "Your name is [Pregnant Stone Alliance staring at so-and-so Pregnant God]."

Referred to as "pregnancy god".

Standing between the two of them, I am the only normal person in terms of name and personality.

Every time I was "Eve", why was the child so gifted and difficult to deal with?

The author has something to say: I want to finish it years ago, but I don’t know if I can do it (cover my face)

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