One hour in the life of a superhuman

Osamu Dazai drew a perfect arc in the air, not like a kite with a broken string floating on the ground. In this point, it completely conforms to Newton's theorem. With an acceleration method, he slashed across the sky upside down. , falling not far from us.

The falling speed was very fast, Linghuan Xinlong blinked his eyes, and asked with some doubts, "Did you see someone fly over?"

I really want to reply to him, no, no, it’s just Chang’e Dazai who failed to land on the moon, but obviously, as a cat, so far, there is no way to express his opinions publicly except for meowing.

Sawada Tsunayoshi blinked his big Kazuran eyes, "It seems so," paused, then seemed very hesitant, "Shall we go and see?"

"Is there such a dangerous person here?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi added, "I thought there were only dangerous vines."

At this time, Hayato Jijiuji interjected: "Don't worry, whether it's vines or enemies, I will blow up everything for you."

"Kuruji-kun, um," Sawada Tsunayoshi smiled a bit reluctantly, and it took him a long time to think of an adjective, "Don't be so nervous."

But most of the words about vines can't figure out any tricks. Like this kind of being beaten up, it can only be artificial at first glance. No wonder Tsunayoshi Sawada would ask such a question, but it is obviously from the Italian mafia Godfather-like existence, Vongola's Judaimu, like a flower in a greenhouse, has never witnessed the evil of human nature. No matter how you think about it, it is a conspiracy of chaos and evil.

"Let's go over and have a look." The soft-hearted Natsume Takashi said, "That seems to be the Mr. Bodyguard who stood on the stage before."

Dazai Osamu's coquettish long legs left a deep impression on Natsume Takashi. Although Dazai Osamu was like a shooting star, Natsume Takashi could recognize people by seeing his legs.

"Mr. Bodyguard," Komaeda Nagito seemed very interested, "It is interesting that Mr. Bodyguard flew, let's go and see."

Osamu Dazai was assigned to the first rank of internal personnel, and there was no reason why everyone couldn't find some shortcuts from Osamu Dazai, and they immediately had a unified plan.

But before that, I was surprised that Sakamoto actually handed over the map he discovered earlier to Tsunayoshi Sawada, "Until we think of a way to distribute it, I will keep it for the time being."

"Eh?" Tsunayoshi Sawada was a little surprised. He didn't seem to have thought about the distribution of this map at all, and his expression seemed to be given to our side by default. "Just keep it for you."

Hayato Gokudera originally said "that's right", but when he heard Tsunayoshi Sawada say this, he frowned slightly, but he didn't refute Tsunayoshi Sawada's words.

"It was originally a map obtained through cooperation between the two of us. It would be better to do this before distribution." Said Sakamoto, and gently stuffed the map into Sawada Tsunayoshi's chest pocket, "I believe in your character."

Seeing Sakamoto's smile, Sawada Tsunayoshi blushed slightly, and said nonuo, "Then I will accept it first."

Although I want to say that as a boy blushing to another boy, it is really weird, but Sakamoto has always belonged to the type of all ages. I think that because Sakamoto is so popular with girls, he was not very popular with boys. , but the strange thing is that after Sakamoto was blocked by the boys after school one day, everyone's emotions became very subtle the next day.

Naturally, I saw this scene, but I didn't care about it. I'm not the world's policeman. Besides, Sakamoto could handle this kind of thing by himself.

This time, Sakamoto led the way, and the position of the original leader of Linghuan Xinlong unknowingly gave way after the roast goose, but he didn't know it.

The place where Osamu Dazai fell is not far from us, but since this is a maze, if there is a plant partition wall, even if it is only one wall away, it is still far away.

I went around the location of the maze, but there was no sign of Dazai Osamu. While I was relieved, some people in the team were impatient.

"We go around like this, it's hard to find that person." Ling Huan Xinlong said, "It's better to find the exit first."

Komaeda Nagito spread his hands, "It's as unlucky as if you couldn't find the fallen star fragments in Zelda anyway."

One of the things I hate the most right now is that Komaeda Nagito adds buffs to things. I can’t tell whether it’s debuffs or buffs. Anyway, as long as he says “lucky” or “unlucky”, it’s like the key words of things. , his wish will always come true.

When we turned the next fork in the road, Dazai Osamu ran towards us, followed by a robot about four meters high, which looked very cute, like a huge Kumamon, opening and closing at the mouth, spraying from the inside Make countless bubbles.

These bubbles are very stable, even if they poke the stems and leaves of the plant partition wall next to them, they will not be punctured, but will explode like a punctured chewing gum. There is no fire, just the effect of air bombs, and the power of a single It's not very powerful. If it is attacked from the front, it will only be slightly injured, but there are too many here. If all of them explode, it is estimated that they will be overturned several meters high.

Because it is a robot, it has nothing to do with super powers and spiritual powers. Osamu Dazai must have met a deadly enemy and was chased like a dog.

"What is this?" Linghuan Xinlong yelled, without caring too much, called Natsume Takashi and Kageyama Shigeo's names, and let them run with him.

After Osamu Dazai discovered us, he rushed towards us like a catastrophe.

In terms of physical strength, if you don't use superpowers, Kageyama Shigeo is the worst here, and he fell to the bottom after a while, and even Osamu Dazai, who was originally at the bottom, surpassed him.

However, Shigeo Kageyama is not an ordinary person. He simply floated up, floated the machine, and threw it to the other side of the maze. After a while, a voice came, "Do you have a sense of public morality? What kind of garbage are you throwing around?" !" "Fuck, what the hell is this!" wails.

Kageyama Shigeo floated down slowly.

"Wow, you're so amazing." Said Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was clearly a member of the Kwakakudan.

Linghuan Xinlong patted Shigeo Kageyama on the shoulder, "Not bad, a trick."

Hayato Gokuji snorted coldly, obviously dissatisfied with Shigeo Kageyama who was showing off in front of Judaime, "Why didn't you just destroy that guy?"

Kageyama Shigeo was a little confused, and said in a low voice, "Because it looks expensive, it will cost a lot of money if it breaks."

What a real answer, it stunned the other party all of a sudden.

Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly thought of something, and called out, "I burned a vine before, so I won't have to pay for it."

Originally, when Tsunayoshi Sawada came in, there were five people in total including Reborn, Hayato Gokudera, Takeshi Yamamoto, and Kyouya Hibari.

Afterwards, they were attacked by vines and separated, leaving only Hayato and Tsunayoshi Sawada wandering in the maze.

But I think Takeshi Yamamoto is fine, there is absolutely no possibility of reborn getting separated, and he definitely left on purpose.

"Probably not," Linghuan Xinlong was very sensitive on this issue, "It is obviously a prop released by them themselves, so it is impossible for us to compensate."

[Even if compensation is required, I will not compensate. 】

Leaving this question aside, Osamu Dazai waved to everyone with his usual smirk, and said hello, "Hi!"

"Aren't you responsible for the current situation?" Ling Huan Xinlong said angrily.

"I'm not very good at dealing with this kind of robot." Osamu Dazai pointed at it with two fingers aggrievedly, "I just wonder if there are other superpowers who can descend from the sky and subdue each other like a prince."

Congratulations to Kageyama · Dragon set · Prince · Maofu, you have harvested a princess who has no long hair, no animals, and even the wrong gender when she sings.

……

Everyone was silent for a while.

"Ahem," Nagito Komaeda broke the silence, "Why were you flying in the sky just now?"

Osamu Dazai said, "It will be much more convenient to see the road from above."

What this means is that he wanted to use that robot to launch himself into the sky, but he accidentally lost it.

That's fine, it's very Dazai.

"By the way, aren't you that Mr. Bodyguard?" Natsume Takashi asked.

Osamu Dazai nodded, "The working hours are over, so I want to play this maze too." He opened his sleeves, revealing the watch inside. It seems to be the same model as ours, but I don't know what is inside. Not the same.

Everyone reluctantly accepted his answer.

"Meeting is fate," Osamu Dazai blinked, "Let's introduce ourselves."

"Since I mentioned it first, then I will say it first."

"My name is Osamu Dazai, a member of the Armed Detective Agency."

Sawada Tsunayoshi and Gokudera Hayato have kept silent, obviously they already know who the other party is, which is not surprising, the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia are in a cooperative relationship, it is impossible that Reborn did not give them information.

It's just that I missed this scene, and I don't know if Tsunayoshi Sawada pointed at Osamu Dazai, hoping that he would go back and be a literary hero and stop wandering around.

Osamu Dazai observed everyone's expressions, it was impossible for him to notice anything unusual.

The name [Dazai Osamu] is not known by many people in the short family history of being wiped out by the bear group. Unfortunately, other than me, Sawada Tsunayoshi and himself, there is no [Dazai] at all. Clan people.

We exchanged names.

When he heard the name of [Sakamoto], Osamu Dazai's eyes moved slightly. He has not participated in the construction of [Sakamoto], but there are quite a few people in the Armed Detective Agency who had the surname of [Sakamoto] in that world.

Originally, everyone was still holding the pipa and half covering their faces, making eye contact like "Right, you too", but Dazai Osamu was not like this, he yelled Soha directly on the poker table.

"That's a coincidence. I also fought with the [Sakamoto] family."

People who have stayed in the [Sakamoto] family cast their eyes on him, and even Kageyama Shigeo noticed that this person has a different style of painting from the [Sakamoto] family and seemed hesitant.

【My great great great great great nephew/niece? 】

"Isn't your surname Dazai?" the only Linghuan Xinlong who was out of the situation asked, and then he was taken aback, "You can't be Sakamoto's half brother, right?"

"No," Osamu Dazai shamelessly tried to replace Chuya Nakahara, "I am [Killing Bear], my old mother!"

Hearing this name, Sakamoto's expression remained unchanged, and he ruthlessly rejected Osamu Dazai's posting behavior, "Sorry, I don't know you."

Linghuan Xinlong pulled Natsume Takashi and Kageyama Shigeo aside, "This guy is a gender-disordered guy who likes to misidentify his mother," he pointed to his head, and told him, "Stay away from him."

What Natsume Takashi and Kageyama Shigeo could say, they nodded very cautiously.

Ling Huan Xinlong really doesn't understand, there are many bodyguards in the world, why choose a guy who likes to recognize his mother indiscriminately.

It’s impossible for Keigo Atobe and Seijuro Akashi to like being hugged by the thigh and called mom, right? The picture in Linghuan Xinlong’s head is the two of them being hugged by the thigh and called mom, while throwing money blankly .

[The hobbies of rich people, I don't understand. 】

I'm not responsible for this review, it's definitely Osamu Dazai's fault this time.

However, Osamu Dazai, who failed to post upside down, still relied on our group.

The author has something to say: Tomorrow I will go to get the third new drug. This drug is very troublesome. It takes two hours to hang up and one hour to observe, but it takes half a day to wait for the drug, so it must be very late when I come back. If there is no change tomorrow, you don’t have to wait. What is it?=3=