innocent year

In this way, Xu Minghai eloquently extended all kinds of nursery rhymes and witticisms from traditional customs to internal family conflicts.

"Iron broad beans, grab a lot, marry a wife and forget your mother..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Yandong's big face with raised brows suddenly appeared outside the window.The ensuing scolding almost shattered the glass.

"Little bastard! How dare you be here!"

Xu Minghai was so frightened that he slipped off the stool, and then he made a quick decision and turned over and locked the latch on the door without doing anything.

"I said why didn't I see you this morning, what did I tell you yesterday?" Li Yandong growled and knocked on the door, "Did you commit crimes against the wind? Your courage has grown fat!"

Xu Minghai squatted halfway behind the door, not daring to meet his mother's cannibalistic eyes.He loudly defended: "It's the task my godfather assigned me to help look after the children! I... I am serving the people! Chairman Mao said!"

"Chairman Mao still tells you to study hard and make progress every day. Why don't you listen?" Li Yandong's two-striped eyebrows were raised at this moment, becoming lifelike and ready to fly, "Xu Minghai! Get out!"

"I'm studying hard! I've written more than half of my homework for winter vacation!" Xu Minghai said in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, "What's wrong with me playing with Guozi for a while?"

"He took a bite of you when he came here yesterday, and you still play with him? Why are you so shameless?"

Xu Minghai rubbed his face subconsciously, and then shouted from the air: "Isn't this because of my addiction to being a brother? If you can give me a brother right now, I promise to ignore him from now on! "

These words are right on Li Yandong's trachea, causing her to go into a runaway mode: "Who taught you to talk to my hometown so well?! Xu Minghai, come out! I won't beat you today Wait, you don't know how many eyes Prince Ma has!"

While the mother and son were fighting wits and courage, Qiu Shi calmly tore the brown sugar on the pancake with his teeth.

"Hey, fruit," Xu Minghai took a cold breath and asked him, "Is it delicious?"

"En." Qiushi nodded.

"Keep a little stomach, if I am beaten to death by my mother later, you will still have fresh human flesh to eat!" Xu Minghai said angrily.

In fact, Qiushi's calmness at the moment was purely cultivated in the Northeast. He had seen adults beat up bear children too much, and sometimes he played mixed doubles.The small scene in front of me, which is only noisy but not hands-on, can't even get on the table.

"It's over, it's over," Xu Minghai peeked out, "It seems that my mother is really impatient this time, and she is looking for broom bumps all over the yard. Today, I belched my fart and caught a big begonia!"

At this time, Qiushi finally jumped off the chair, bent over and approached Xu Minghai, and said to him, "You lie on the ground."

"Cheating doesn't work," Xu Minghai pointed out, "My mother doesn't like this."

"It's not a lie."

What Qiushi was thinking about at the moment was a disease suffered by the second dog next door in the village. The adults said it was called "shorn horn wind".But Ergou said privately that in fact, he pretended to do it a few times later, so that if he stabbed Lou Zi's parents, he would not beat him.The only downside is that it can't be used all the time.It is necessary to prioritize and use it occasionally.If it is done well, not only will he not be beaten, but he will be able to live a fairy-like life for a few days in the future.

"you copy me."

After Qiushi finished speaking, he tried to imitate Ergou's appearance when he was sick in his memory, and his small body immediately stiffened.His hands twitched, his legs twitched, he tilted his head and opened his mouth slightly, biting the exposed pink tongue with his teeth, and then white foam from saliva began to emerge from the corners of his mouth.Shortness of breath, a pair of pitch-black eyeballs desperately rolled up, leaving a large area of ​​paleness in the eye sockets.As a result, when Qiushi finally lay on the ground, he was still kicking his legs tremblingly—with a look of reluctance to die.

Xu Minghai gasped from the sidelines, feeling that he really underestimated this child.

So, when Li Yandong attacked again with a broom, Xu Minghai had already opened the latch on the door.Li Yandong said that Ten Thousand Buddhas went down to the Zongzong's palm, and the wooden door opened in response.Xu Minghai saw the right moment and bumped the hardest part of his head against the door panel, and then let out a shrill cry: "Ah——" After that, he learned what he learned and sold it now, showing his acting skills better than blue. Played a ten percent.

Li Yandong immediately flew away when he saw the scene in front of him, and he froze in place.Coincidentally, at this time, Chen Lei and Zhou Yingying came back.Chen Lei stretched out his head to see Xu Minghai's body twitching when he fell to the ground, he was startled, he pushed the stupid Li Yandong away, and quickly picked up Xu Minghai from the ground.

"What's going on here?!"

Standing aside, Qiushi said with a pursed mouth, "Auntie wanted to beat someone up, and hit him on the head when she opened the door."

"I, I..." Li Yandong stood at the door with a cold weapon in his hand, speechless.

"Tell me, why are you so angry with the child all day long? You'll be screaming and killing if it's a big deal. There's only such a single seedling inside and out, what if it breaks?" Chen Lei hugged someone and went out. Run, "Hurry up and borrow the scooter from Brother Wang's house next door, and go to the hospital!"

"Okay..." Li Yandong said yes, but her legs were no longer in control. As soon as she moved her nest, her body went limp.Fortunately, Zhou Yingying supported her behind her, so she didn't sit directly on the ground.

In the blink of an eye, Xu Minghai was carried to the entrance of the courtyard.He thought to himself, he couldn't just be dragged to the hospital by a cart like this.When I checked back, there was nothing wrong with it, and I didn't reveal my secrets?So he shivered a few more times in Chen Lei's arms, then slowly opened his eyes, and coughed a few times panting heavily.

"Xiao Hai, are you awake?" Chen Lei stopped in his tracks, lowered his head and asked, "Does your head hurt? What's wrong?"

"It's much better, but it's just a little nauseating." Xu Minghai said half-deadly, "Godfather, I'm dizzy... don't need to go to the hospital, you can take me back to the room and lie down for a while..."

Seeing Chen Lei looking at him suspiciously, Xu Minghai was still guilty, so he quickly closed his eyes again.Chen Lei thought for a while, then turned around and walked towards the southwest corner of the yard, shouting as he walked, "Yandong, the child has woken up, hurry up and take a look."

Li Yandong finally recovered at this moment, she shook off Zhou Yingying's hand and ran into the room in three steps and two steps, and then saw that Chen Lei had already gently put her on the bed.Sitting at the side, Li Yandong grabbed his son's hand, sobbing, "I've grown up so big, I've never had any problems, what's wrong, this is..."

"Speaking quite neatly, I guess he knocked his head. It's a mild concussion, it shouldn't be serious."

It was extremely difficult for Chen Lei to pick the scale between "Don't expose Xu Minghai" and "Don't make the fuck worry".

"That doesn't work either! Originally, this book was messed up, but now it's even worse." Li Yandong was worried, and begged Chen Lei, "Let's go to the hospital and take a look at it, so we can make a film."

"Mom..." Xu Minghai opened his eyes tremblingly again, holding his hand, "I'm fine..."

"Really?" Li Yandong quickly stretched out two fingers at Xu Minghai, "How much is this?"

"It's a victory," Xu Minghai said, "I'm really much better..."

"Mom really didn't do it on purpose. Xiao Hai, you don't know how to hide..." Li Yandong burst into tears.

Xu Minghai thought in his heart that with the three-acre land in front of him, where can I hide with your broom?

"Mom, I was wrong, I shouldn't have talked back to you." Xu Minghai squeezed out two crocodile tears, and the look of wanting to cry was very distressing.

"It's alright, alright," Li Yandong tucked the quilt up for Xu Minghai, "You can lie down, and tell mom if you feel uncomfortable."

"Mom, I'm hungry..." Xu Minghai opened his mouth tentatively.

"What do you want for lunch? Mom will make it for you." Li Yandong said quickly.

"Fried steamed buns, spread a thick layer of sesame sauce, and sprinkle some sugar." Xu Minghai was drooling as he spoke, and then added, "Also, I still want to eat Mai Lisu."

"Okay, mom will go to the non-staple food store to buy it for you in a while." Li Yandong was so eloquent.

"Mom," Xu Minghai continued to hit the snake with the stick, "Can I play with Guozi in the future?"

Li Yandong stopped talking now and turned his head away.So Xu Minghai gave Chen Lei his pleading eyes.

"There are not many children in this alley. I think Xiaohai is usually lonely by himself. Why don't you let him play with Guozi?" Chen Lei who was standing aside took the conversation, "You meddling with the children What's the matter, at this age, what kind of gambling is there?"

"I'm just angry! I just don't like Zhou Yingying!" Li Yandong gently stroked Xu Minghai's wet forehead with his hands.She thought it was sweat from her son's pain just now.As everyone knows, this is actually the crystallization of wisdom secreted by Xu Minghai's brain when he was too involved in acting.

"She has bigger eyes, whiter hair, and thinner than you," Chen Lei said with a smile, "She also looks like the actresses from Hong Kong and Taiwan, can you hate them one by one?"

"Get out!" Li Yandong gritted his teeth, "You know what! What a man with hair! What a woman is with fat!"

Chen Lei nodded quickly: "Okay, a good body."

After Li Yandong scolded him, he continued: "Don't interrupt on purpose, you know what I'm doing this for! If it wasn't for her, you would have been..."

"Come on, it's the same thing again. I'm tired of listening to you even if you don't say it's annoying." Chen Lei hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt the other party, "Yandong, let me tell you one last time. No one in this world is sorry for me. This is Fate, I have already confessed."

"If you don't say that poor people must have something to hate, it's useless to worry about you. It's not like there are no little girls chasing you these few years, but you insist that you are hot and don't want to talk about it. Chen Lei, Li Yandong stared at him, "Tell me the truth. Have you never given up your mind at all? Now that she is back, you are finally looking forward to it?"

"What boss? How can there be a boss in this life?" Chen Lei didn't answer the question directly, but told her, "Don't mention some things in front of Yingzi, she doesn't know anything."

"Yes, she's like a little cabbage when she hits a baby. She only cares about herself being juicy and sweet. What else does she know?" Li Yandong curled her lips, then stood up, "Help me look at Xiaohai, I'll take it The non-staple food is going to make sesame paste, and it happens to be making flower rolls at night."

Before Li Yandong went out, he turned his head and looked at Xu Minghai on the bed: "You can play with whoever you like in the future." After speaking, he disappeared at the door.