[Three Kingdoms] After offending Wei Guoquan, I went to the peak of my life

On the third day when Yuan Shao decided to send troops, a strange ballad was circulated in northern Hebei.

"Cold food night, by the Hengshui River, originally wanted to ascend to heaven..."

The children circled around the willow tree, clapping their hands and singing a catchy song. The innocent children did not see the sudden change in the faces of the adults next to them, and continued to sing.

The adults were so scared that they immediately stepped forward and covered the mouths of the singing children.

Scenes like this happened in every corner of Yuan Shao's administration.

It didn't take long for most officials and people to know that Yuan Shao failed to condemn Cao Cao with a letter of appeal, and was so angry with the opponent's letter of appeal that he immediately sent troops.

With the spread of this rumor, the early advantages accumulated by Chen Lin's incisive essay disappeared.

Yuan Shao's strange behavior on that day had already attracted the attention of Yuan Fang's staff.

When the staff members heard the songs circulating in the city, they spit out the wine in different degrees.

"What ascended to heaven, what silly music?"

"The crying lord...? This is really... unimaginable."

"Suddenly there is a sense of the scene..."

After spitting out the wine in their mouths, the staff members tacitly searched for Cao Cao's call to action secretly, and after a lot of twists and turns, they found the full version from the south.

With the amount of damage, it is inevitable to compare, and there will be new damage after comparison.

Comparing Zheng Ping's and Chen Lin's essays, Chen Lin's writing is more aggressive, first laying out the big principles, occupying the moral high ground, and then starting from Cao Cao's life experience, counting the "crimes" of his father and ancestors in detail, ordinary eunuchs can commit Cao Cao's crimes, no matter good or bad, were all deducted by Cao Cao, and then the cause and effect of Cao Cao's actions were reversed, and all the people who were killed because of offending Cao Cao were on the side of justice, so as to prove Cao Cao's "evil".

At first glance, this way of writing is not a problem, and it is impassioned and impassioned. The diction is peerless and done in one go, which makes people feel a great deal of disgust towards Cao Cao at first sight.

However, although such a statement can stir people's hearts in the early stage and confuse some civilians who don't know the inside story, it cannot withstand in-depth scrutiny.

However, any scholar who is a little sensitive to the court situation and the government, or has a certain understanding of Cao Cao, will not fully believe the content of this call-to-action. Sex creates doubts.

Of course, as a call to win the hearts of the people and undermine the morale of the enemy, this is just right.Most people have no concept of power, they don't care why you do it, they can only see the final outcome related to them.

Is the family member an eunuch who committed evil and disrupted the country?Then he is definitely not a good thing.Kill a good guy?That's the bad guy.To retaliate against a good official because of jealousy?This man is vicious.The barbarians at every turn?What's the difference between this and Dong Zhuo, it's brutal!

Chen Lin's proclamation generally revolves around these points, which can arouse public indignation to the greatest extent, and it happens to pick "evil acts" that are difficult to explain and involve complex aspects.

As one of the Seven Sons of Jian'an praised by later generations, Chen Lin's excellent essay embodies the ultimate literary talent and eloquence, which has never been seen before or since.

It's a pity that he met Zheng Ping who didn't follow the routine.

In terms of the influence of the two Fus in the folk, Chen Lin's is as follows:

What is this proclamation about?Provoking... I don't know what to say, what do these four-character words mean? ……Shock!Cao Cao turned out to be such a person, so he quickly blocked him and organized a group to scold him secretly.

And Zheng Ping's is like this:

What does this proclamation mean, this rainbow fart is too fake, Yuan Shao is so good? ...What, there is a reversal, look, it is exactly as I expected... The suggestion is very sincere, since Yuan Shao is a good person, then you should actively absorb opinions and change it... Puff puff puff puff, shocking!Yuan Shao turned out to be like this Yuan Shao when he was a child, I was dumbfounded... Wait, why is there a song?It's over, I've forgotten what I said earlier, I just remember this brainwashing ballad.Come and let me read it to you—Han Shi Ye, by the Hengshui River, I want to ascend to heaven at the beginning...

The catchy ballad has a powerful brainwashing power. Good people and bad people, kindness and hatred, are far away from the people. I don’t think so much when I wash and cook. It’s true to hum a song.

After singing too much, the people unconsciously had the illusion that Yuan Shao couldn't do anything better than Cao Cao, and asked them why they thought so, but they couldn't tell why.

As for the scholar class, the influence of the two is even more distinct.

Chen Lin's call-to-action is brilliant, it reads ups and downs, and is very literary... Although the content is a bit exaggerated and deepens the blackness of Cao Cao's body several layers, but aside from its authenticity, this call-to-action can inspire people to the greatest extent. The degree of polarization of people makes people who hate Cao Cao feel dark, and those who like Cao Cao are half dead.

And Zheng Ping's proclamation...not a traditional proclamation in the strict sense, made the scholars feel even more complicated.

Some sympathized with Yuan Shao because of the bullshit "childhood anecdote" and the three ballads; There is a little curiosity... but no matter what the way out of the scholars' ideas, there is one thing in common——

They also firmly memorized the three ballads.

Ordinary people just find it interesting, and because it is popular, rhyming, catchy, and very brainwashing, they can recite it very quickly.

But for scholars who pay attention to literature, it is not just as simple as "reciting".

They feel that the arrangement of this ballad is very rhythmic, using the number of words "3+3+3, 7+5" to display repeatedly, which is better than the 4+4 format of the Book of Songs, and it is very rhythmic.

Therefore, when the scholars gathered, the literature-related activities they liked to carry out changed from the original poetry competition to the "primitive poetry" competition.

Of course, this "original poem" does not refer to writing poems with Yuan Benchu ​​(Yuan Shao) as the object - they are not so cruel - but to use this "3+3+5, 7+5" format to compose ballads, regardless of Vernacular and classical Chinese, as long as they are interesting, can become the winners of that literary society.

Because the first ballad in this format—and the most widely circulated one at the same time is Zheng Pingxiao's original poem, scholars named it "Ben Chu Poetry". If there are new scribes who don't know this subject, You will get everyone's stare at the ignorant and ignorant, and then recite a sample essay of the original poem: "Cold food night, by the Hengshui, the original desire to ascend to heaven..."

——Concise, brisk, and easy to use.

By the time Yuan Shao dispatched troops, this theme had already swept the city. No matter how much ink was in his belly, no matter whether he was a talented celebrity or a warrior who had only read a few days and knew a few words, he could improvise a song. "Primary poems" can rhyme the whole poem, half a paragraph, or the last word. According to different literary qualities, everyone can create primitive poems.

Yuan Shao, as the beneficiary of the first original poem (crossed out), was the last one to know about this trend.

After knowing this, he was so angry that he missed a bowl of rice, fell down in the tent and sprayed Cao Cao over and over again.

"Hateful Auntie!"

Cao Cao, who was far away in Xudu, sneezed hard. He continued today's flower viewing banquet as if nothing had happened, and encouraged all the scholars present to actively write "original poems". Everyone who participates will receive a participation award.

The flower viewing banquet is inherently rich in literary flavor, and most of the literati are good at wine.After hearing about such prizes, everyone raised their enthusiasm for creativity and started to improvise.

Most people use the original poem format to create short and interesting pastoral life poems, and a small number of literati use it to make fun of scribes with whom they have disagreements.

There are also a few people who are good at observing words and expressions and want to please Cao Cao. They use Yuan Shao, Liu Biao, Sun Ce and others as topics, rack their brains to create, and tease these princes for a while.

Guo Jia, who is the most alcoholic, will naturally not miss this event. He first left himself a ticket to compete for Tongma Wine with poetry ballads that are biased towards literary talent and meaning, and then began to let himself go, composing poems for whatever he saw , both vernacular and written, like the gibberish of a drunken man.

"Cao Sikong, listen to the drum, the beard moves with the wind. Thinking that the wind is blowing it, Sikong is going crazy."

"Xun Gongda, don't speak, and there is wax hidden in his smile. You act poorly as a Gongda, and he scares you."

The people sitting near Guo Jia looked at each other, wondering if he was having fun, or was drunk... or if he had been with Zheng Ping for too long, and he went crazy again.

There is someone who has a good relationship with Guo Jia at ordinary times. Seeing Guo Jia's "poetry" in this way, he observed carefully for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion:

"Feng Xiao, you are drunk. Go down and rest."

Guo Jia's eyes were clear, and he ignored the persuasion of the person just now, but looked around and continued to look for the target.

When his eyes swept over Zheng Ping, his drunken eyes paused slightly, quickly bypassed Zheng Ping, and landed on the gentle and elegant young man in front of him.

"Xun Wenruo, eat radishes, and climb up the slope after eating. After climbing the slope, eat fruit, and then eat radishes."

The person who stopped Guo Jia before had already shown a look of disgust.

When he saw Guo Jia drunk and writing "poems", he offended the two least offended people in the blink of an eye-although Cao Cao and Xun You would not really care about them based on their relationship, but with Cao Cao's temper, small-scale rectification is always inevitable .

Before the man had time to praise Guo Jia's "warrior", he saw that he was already geared up and aimed at the next person.

When Guo Jia avoided Zheng Ping and chose Xun Yu as a target, the man was really relieved for Guo Jia.

As we all know, Mr. Xun Ling is a true gentleman with an excellent temper. Since he knew that Guo Jia's play was created when he was drunk, Mr. Xun Ling would definitely not argue with him.

Unexpectedly, just as he had this thought, he heard Guo Jia read out a "poetry" that almost swallowed his tongue.

What Xun Lingjun gnawed radishes, ate radishes and went climbing... Guo Jijiu was not afraid of being sacked by Xun Yu's admirers because he damaged the image of a gentleman like jade. This is more serious than writing poetry to offend Xun Yu himself.

A well-meaning person came forward and wanted Guo Jia to sober up and stop "composing poems" so as not to offend everyone at the banquet. Who knew that Guo Jia would be inspired by whoever he saw and create new poems. Hearing the "primary poem", the faces of those kind-hearted people turned black, and they left without caring about his life or death.

Among them was Chen Qun, who felt badly affected by the farce here, and who was about to go to the roundabout, but was also pissed off and returned angrily.

What "Long Wen (Chen Qun's words) has wrinkles and is not worth a penny", Guo Fengxiao is simply deceiving people too much!

The literati's stance of revenge is very simple, write poems and spray them back, and those who are not good at fancy sprays will use the advantage of speech officers to bring a court accusation.

Afterwards, Chen Qun sued Guo Jia with Cao Cao's hateful words:

"Guo Jijiu failed the inspection and spoke nonsense, which is insulting to the gentlemen. I hope Sikong will punish him severely."

Cao Cao said: Changwen, you are right, let Guo Jia be fined for three months.

After waking up, Guo Jia shed tears of sorrow and hid at home...drinking the wine she secretly hid.

This is already a digression after the dust has settled. At this moment, Guo Jia is still "prosperous in poetry" because of drinking too much spirits. "poetry.

Sima Yi, who was hiding in a corner, did not escape Guo Jia's poison.

"Zhongda... hiccup,"

In the middle of writing a poem, I hiccupped, and I have already made up three words, what should I do?

Guo Jia only frowned slightly for a moment of consideration, and continued calmly:

"Zhongda hiccups, drinking water hiccups. Hiccups for three meals a day..."

Sima Yi: ………………

He indifferently brushed away Guo Jia's hand on his shoulder, and prepared to go to the locker room to take refuge in the name of his inability to drink.

Unexpectedly, before taking a few steps, the drunk behind him grabbed his shoulder again.

Sima Yi turned his head murderously, and found that the person who caught him was not the drunk who was not obviously drunk and was still spouting devil poems, but another big drunk who was disgusting and obviously drunk.

Already flushed from drinking, Li Jin, who was flushed and blackened, pressed Sima Yi's shoulders and smiled over him with gleaming teeth.

Of course, this smile is no different from a sinister smile in Sima Yi's eyes:

"Sima Zhongda, it's rare for Guo Jijiu to have such a taste, why not listen?"

Sima Yi smiled, with scolding in his eyes, and said softly:

"I'm afraid I won't be able to restrain the alcohol, and the other will be unable to control it, and I'll vomit both of them."

Li Jin blinked his bewildered eyes, turned his head and shouted:

"Zhengping, Sima Zhongda is about to lose control, so hurry up and let him control it."

... What kind of inexplicable tiger-wolf words is this?

Sima Yi didn't expect that the threat hidden in his smile would be distorted into something strange by this drunken man. He threw off Li Jin's hand and turned his head to leave.

However, people who are drunk can't explain it. Here, Guo Jia is still "composing poems" to launch a mental attack on him. On the other side, Li Jin, who thought he was turning his head to vomit, strangled Sima Yi's two sides from behind. arms, and shouted loudly:

"Come on, Zhengping! Sima Zhongda is going to vomit, he is going to vomit, he is going to have morning sickness."

Because the scene might be noisy, most of the people around didn't realize that there was something wrong with Li Jin's yell just now.

Except for two people.

Sima Yi as the party involved.And Zheng Ping, who was named by Li Jin.

Zheng Ping, who was pressing his aching forehead, was walking towards this side. Hearing Li Jin's yelling unconsciously, he just wanted to turn his head and leave, staying away from that side.

However, Li Jin kept calling his name, which made Zheng Ping's cochlea cocooned, so he had no choice but to walk over.

As a result, as soon as he got close to the scene of the incident, he heard Li Jin's speech that damaged his mental health, and he gave his boss Ma Yi a calm but all-pervading gaze.