[Entertainment] I became a world superstar

"Hammer paper scissors!"

"Yeah—" Park Jimin knelt on the ground and hugged his head in ecstasy, "I won, I won!!"

This is the first time that Tian Zhengguo, who has been a bad hand for ten thousand years, has actually won the golden hand of ten thousand years with rock-paper-scissors. Shouldn't he celebrate with champagne?

After all, this is Tian Zhengguo! !

It's Golden Makoto Masamune!

Tian Zhengguo looked at the stone he produced, and then at the cloth produced by Park Jimin, feeling very regretful.

"Then Zhengguo is the last draw!" Jin Shuozhen waved his hand.

"What are you happy about? It's just the order of the lottery, not the last role."

"That's right!" Song Yujun nodded, echoing Tian Zhengguo's words.

What they are currently drawing is the role played in the VCR small theater of the third phase of ARMY, because the third phase of ARMY is coming soon, and they took time out of their busy schedule during the comeback period to film this VCR.

The eight people present all turned their eyes to the lottery paper on the table, their faces solemn.

There are eight characters in total, two are not human, three are female, and three are male.

There is only a three-eighth chance of winning a male character... Hiss.

In other words, the probability of winning a female character is three-eighths.

Because Min Yoongi was the first to draw lots, she casually pulled out a note, and everyone focused their attention on his hand.

Open it and take a look-uncle.

One of three male characters.

Still the one with the fewest roles.

The other seven people who haven't drawn lots yet: ! ! !

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The only three male characters were taken away in one draw, so envious! !

"Yeah—brother, that's too much, how could you take the uncle away with the first card?"

"Weiweiwei?" Min Yoongi looked puzzled, then complacent, "That's my luck."

Jiuwu and Jiuwu occupy Min Yoongi's side and want to breathe European energy, maybe they will get... Forget it, as long as they don't get any female characters!

The requirements are so low, satisfy them!

"We can't just open the lottery next time, we can only open it after all the draws have been drawn." Jin Shuozhen re-defined the rules, and took out a note first after everyone agreed.

He was the second overall pick in the lottery.

Next, Jung Ho-seok, Kim Nam-joon, Kim Tae-heng, Song Joon-joon, Jeon Jung-guk, and Park Jimin each took a note and held it in their hands.

Jin Shuozhen looked at the notes in everyone's hands, "Three two one—"

The eight people opened the notes in their hands one after another.

"yeah--"

"Wow--"

"What the hell is this—"

"Uh--"

Park Jimin held up the note in his hand, tears welling up in his eyes, as expected, it would be useful to rub his second brother's luck, so he won a puppy - a puppy.

Although he is not human, as long as he is not a girl, he can accept it.

He had already been driven into despair by his stinky hand for thousands of years, and he didn't expect to be able to do it once today.Park Jimin excitedly took the note to look at Tian Zhengguo who was the last one to draw lots, and saw that the note he was holding was written...

Abba.

Park Jimin:?

Can the last one draw the only three male characters?

What kind of golden hand is this? ? ?

The golden maknae is outrageous.

Park Jimin walked away cursing in his heart, and took a look at his close relative Jin Taeheng—brother?

Park Jimin:? ? ?

Said that good friends will walk together for a lifetime, but I didn't expect the two of you to leave me and be beautiful alone?

Why did he draw a dog? These two are either father or brother? ?

Now that the truth of the three male characters has been revealed, Park Jimin looked at the remaining few people, it was really happy and sad, and it could be seen from the faces what they got.

especially……

Park Jimin looked at Song Junjun with a broken face.

Song Yujun held the note, looking like the world was falling apart, with a bitter face, not knowing what to say.

Park Jimin understood, this kid definitely picked one of the female characters.

Then the remaining two female characters...

After Jin Suozhen silently unfolded his note - other, Park Jimin understood.

The Nine Fourth Line drew the remaining two female character slips.

"Ah...why is there another option?" Jin Shuo was speechless, "What else is it? At least it must be a living body, right? Do I want to play a tree?"

"Brother...I'm Ami." Jin Nanjun was tired.

Ami is the name of their fans, and in this VCR, the heroine is called Ami.

"Poof—" x5

All the members who didn't win the female role laughed out loud. They looked at the 1.8-meter-three Jin Nanjun, whose body and face were extremely unsuitable for women...

"box box box box box box box box box box box"

"Oh my God, it was Nan Jun who got Ami? Jin Ami?" Jin Shuozhen laughed so hard that his stomach hurts, and for a moment he forgot about the other things he had drawn.

"Hey Yigu, this brother plays a girl..."

"This is also funny. It must be very interesting. I'm looking forward to it..."

The two roommates, Song Yujun and Zheng Haoxi, couldn't help laughing. One of them drew a sister, and the other drew an octopus. They were all female characters.

Song Yujun was "distressed" and even more sad after seeing Tian Zhengguo's lottery for the role of Abba, "Why can Tian Zhengguo play the role of Abba!! He is the maknae!!"

"What's wrong with the maknae!" Tian Zhengguo was unconvinced, "The maknae can also be daddy!! Quickly call daddy to listen! Minxiu!"

"Yeah!" Song Yujun jumped up, and Tian Zhengguo used the Song Minxiu he filled in in the idol sports meeting before to suppress him!The most important thing is that he still can't refute it, this is the name he filled in, and he still got the role of sister.

He was really mad at Princess Xiuxiu.

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Time passed in the blink of an eye, and during the non-stop song playing schedule, I barely spared a day to shoot the VCR of the third phase of ARMY.

Kim Nam Joon and Jung Ho Suk were dragged into styling early in the morning. The two characters they had drawn had to change genders and had a lot of roles, so naturally they had to start the "makeover" early.

Song Yujun was the third to the shooting scene. He had just returned to school and returned after handing in some materials for the college entrance examination. He was wearing a khaki school uniform with a backpack on his back and opened the door. When he poked his head in, he looked like a Like a schoolboy.

A child with a tender face.

Song Yujun looked around the room vigilantly, but did not see the two older brothers from the [-]th line. He curiously asked the staff who were setting up the scene, "Where are Brother Nanjun and Brother Haoxi?"

The staff pointed him to the dressing room inside. Song Junjun understood clearly, walked into the dressing room softly, looked around, and found that there were no two brothers, and asked the young lady sitting in the corner in confusion. Said, "Nu Na, did you see Brother Nanjun and Brother Haoxi?"

Nu Na, who was sitting in the corner playing with his phone, raised his head, "Nan Jun? Where is Nan Jun filming upstairs?"

Song Yujun:! ! !

Song Yujun widened his eyes in horror, rubbed his own eyes, looked up and down at the sister sitting in front of him, thought that his brother had a biological sister, hesitantly said: "Um... are you brother Haoxi's sister? "

Zheng Haoxi: ...

Zheng Haoxi:?

Zheng Haoxi elegantly pinned the hair on the side of his cheeks behind his ears, and said in a pinched voice, "What? Don't you know your even mother? Minxiu?"

Song Yujun got goosebumps all over his body and shook, knowing that this was his brother Zheng Haoxi's appearance after "makeover".

"Brother..." Song Yujun carefully looked at Zheng Haoxi's appearance, and after a while, he praised in a complex tone, "Yeah! (beautiful)"

Zheng Haoxi has the title "Pretty" among his fans, which means that he has a small and delicate face. This brother is very unphotogenic when taking pictures. The real person is [-] times prettier than the photos, and that's why he is called "Pretty".

And now Zheng Haoxi is wearing a black lady's dress, with a small top hat on his head for decoration, and a wig to set off his delicate face. The legs under the skirt are long, thin and straight, and his beautiful white legs are curled up in the air. It's hard to take your eyes off there.

No wonder Song Yujun didn't recognize his brother at first, and thought it was some staff member's sister.

Zheng Haoxi rolled his eyes gracefully, "You'll be okay later."

Song Yujun froze, and suddenly thought that he was also the one who got one of the female roles, and his mood went down.

It's too miserable, today he and his two brothers in [-] are the worst.

Song Yujun went upstairs to take a look at Jin Nanjun's attire. He laughed so hard at this 1.8-meter-three brother who was still wearing a small skirt, especially with a pair of school uniform pants under the skirt.

It's really funny. Before I saw it, I really couldn't imagine what this brother looked like in women's clothing.

As a result of making fun of his brother, he was driven away by this brother.

Aggrieved, he went to the dressing room to do his styling, and Zheng Haoxi also started his shooting.

Song Yujun watched the double ponytail wig held by the stylist walking towards him, and trembled involuntarily.

……

Women's clothing can really "makeover".

Song Yujun looked at himself in the mirror, and sighed while tugging at his golden double ponytails.

If she took a photo of herself and sent it to Ms. Jiang, maybe Ms. Jiang would wonder whether she gave birth to a son or a daughter?

"Is this skirt...too short?" Song Yujun lifted up his skirt, and he could see the leggings he was wearing.

The photographer who was carrying the camera to take pictures of Song Yujun suddenly turned around and moved the camera away from Song Yujun.

It’s not going to work if you don’t move it. If it’s in the picture, where can it be released?

The manager quickly came over and slapped away Song Yujun's hand that lifted the skirt, "Girls can't be so rude, quickly put the skirt down."

Song Yujun:?

For a while, I don't know how to refute the manager, he is not a girl, or he is not rude...

"Ah? But I'm wearing leggings?" Song Yujun wanted to lift his skirt to show his manager, while the photographer next to him was vigilant and ready to cut the shot.

"Okay, okay, I know you are wearing it, don't take it off!!" The manager held his hand helplessly, just about to teach the disobedient child a few times, and met Song Yujun's watery eyes.

Song Haofan: ...

Let go of your hand and step back quickly.

No, Song Yujun looks too much like a girl, and he feels guilty about his girlfriend for being so close.

Song Yujun:?

"Brother..." Song Yujun was about to walk towards the manager when the door of the dressing room was flung open.

"elder brother!!"

Showing Tian Zhengguo's face, he was walking in happily, but he was stunned after seeing the scene in the dressing room, and he raised one foot and froze at the door.

"This is……"

The author has something to say: After reviewing Ami’s House, I really laughed to death

exist?Monitoring demolition?

The set lottery seems to be opened, and the little angel who has been drawn squeaks

——感谢在2020-06-2502:58:18~2020-06-2523:40:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Yagui, Kakaka 1;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Crow Ghost, Boiling Wonton, Lulu ya1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：柊40瓶；叶子31瓶；Grayson_Dolan30瓶；啾啾啾20瓶；理想汽啼状态方程、遇上胖蛋的苏怡18瓶；all、楼兰-静墨10瓶；爱狗狗的小瑶瑶、虎果子、是果汁诶、竹马一边去、莫顾5瓶；babettt4瓶；苦等offer的妞、北冥有鱼、米可白ⅰⅰ、小庭妹子、夙樱丶流岚1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!