[Entertainment] I became a world superstar
Chapter 28
"But pigs grow meat, do you grow?"
After hearing this, Song Yujun had no choice but to accept his fate and began to drink the soup that Jin Shuozhen made before he left.
Zheng Haoxi has not forgotten that he still has an active live task today, "Is the live broadcast still on?"
"That's right bro." Song Yujun spooned a mouthful of soup into his mouth in pain, "I'm going to let the ARMYs watch me eat and broadcast today...eatmin?"
"kkkkkkk"
Zheng Haoxi: "It's not interesting to just let the ARMYs watch you eat well, let's chat."
Song Yujun raised his head when he heard the words, and just wanted to take advantage of the trend and stop drinking soup.
It's not that this soup is unpalatable, after all, Jin Shuozhen's craftsmanship is really good, and the soup he cooks with his heart will not be bad.
But I couldn't help drinking after a while.
He drank so much that Song Yujun felt that his brain had been soaked in soup, and he could still hear the sound of water when he flicked it.
Apparently Zheng Haoxi didn't give him this chance: "I'll read the commentary, you can just drink the soup."
Song Yujun: ...
Song Yujun: You are embarrassing me, Fat Tiger.
The corner of his mouth twitched, "Okay, okay."
[Hahahahahahahaha Min Bao seems like the kind of kid who doesn’t like to eat and is forced to eat by his parents and then has an unhappy face]
[Song Yujun's face is written all over, if you don't coax me, I will be angry]
[However, Jung Ho-seok remains unmoved. ]
[What kind of picture is this of a father with a baby... I couldn't stop laughing]
[Why do I feel that Hobi is very familiar with Min Bao's room? kkkk even knows where to put the folding chair, it's obviously such a hidden place]
[The you in front of me found a blind spot]
"Come on, chat with the ARMYs." Zheng Haoxi glanced at the time, "Let's chat together for half an hour, I still have some work to do afterwards."
"It's been a long time since I chatted with everyone like this, and it just so happened that I asked Jun Jun to drink the soup."
"Hubbi Ouba, can you tell me who is your roommate and what fun things happened after you moved?" Zheng Haoxi asked a question.
"Yeah—are you actually asking this question?"
"Let me think about it..." Zheng Haoxi said, "Taeheng and Jimin are in the same room, let them talk to you after they are noisy every day."
"Zhengguo and Nanjun are in the same room, um... there doesn't seem to be anything interesting, it's just that Nanjun broke something again, and Zhengguo ran to Suozhen brother Yoongi to complain."
Zheng Haoxi glanced at the barrage, and said with a smile: "I think you want to know Jun Jun's roommate the most, right?"
Song Yujun was suddenly caught by the cue, biting the spoon and looking up blankly.
After all, this is his live broadcast home, and Zheng Haoxi is too embarrassed to take the lead, but Song Yujun has done very few live broadcasts, and he is not very good at controlling the field, so Zheng Haoxi has to do the talking.
[Yes, yes, Hobi Oppa, why do you understand so well hahahaha]
[Hurry up, tell me, which member does Wulimin Bao share the bed with! !Still a double bed! ]
[The moment Min Bao bites the spoon and looks at the camera, he is so kiyo]
[So Min Bao really shares a room with someone else! !who is it! !who slept with my baby]
[Front, danger speak! ! ]
"The second phase of ARMY just passed, I remember that there was a scene on the VCR in the middle that showed Jun Jun and Seok Jin sleeping head to head?" Zheng Haoxi said, "Jun Jun, why did you sleep with Seok Jin at that time?" to bed?"
Song Yujun tilted his head, "Because I got up too early and was sleepy, Shuozhen took me to sleep in a daze."
[Depend on?It's really Kim Seok-jin this man! ! ? ]
[Oh oh oh?It's over, it's over, it's true! ]
[Woo woo woo mom, I got real]
"Did a lot of people think Seok Jin is Joon's roommate?" Zheng Haoxi asked with a smile.
"Ani." Song Yujun sipped the soup and said slowly, "Brother Haoxi is my roommate, brother Shuozhen and brother Yunqi are roommates."
"That's right, I'm actually the one who sleeps with Min Bao every night."
Zheng Haoxi nodded, with a smug expression on his face.
Song Yujun didn't understand what this brother was proud of.
Could it be business in front of the camera?
[? ? ? ]
[? ? ? ? ? ]
[Ask if you don’t understand, Thiefhou, is there anything you can be proud of as Min Bao’s roommate? ]
[Thieve actually knows the name Min Bao? ?Official surfer? ?I'm speechless when I call minbao sweetly, Ami calls minbao like a mother, and thief calls minbao like a boyfriend? ]
[I understand, I am the Civil Affairs Bureau, and I am here by myself. ]
[The Civil Affairs Bureau has been raised from the ground, and you don’t need to pay the money, so I will issue a certificate to you]
[Thick mink counterattack? ?Absolutely never thought that thick min stocks would go up]
"Speaking of this...Brother Haoxi, you almost scared me to death last night."
"Mo?"
Song Yujun: "Because the room was too crowded, we couldn't even walk with two single beds, so the manager changed us to a double bed."
"Brother Haoxi and I sleep on each other's sides every night, but I don't know why every morning when I wake up, Brother Haoxi will be tightly hugged by Brother Haoxi." Song Yujun was helpless, "But I woke up once last night."
"Brother Haoxi is holding me with one arm and holding the other hand in the air... Wow, it really scared me." Song Yujun imitated Zheng Haoxi's sleeping at night, "I thought Brother Haoxi was possessed by something very scary."
"Mo, don't be like this." Zheng Haoxi changed his face and rubbed his arms, "It's really scary."
"and then?"
"Then I continued to sleep, because I was too sleepy and fell asleep as soon as I closed my eyes."
[Although, are you boys so tired of cuddling and sleeping together? ]
[I understand the truth, but when Minbao wakes up, the first reaction is not to crawl out of Thief's arms, but to be startled and then continue to sleep? ]
[I really don’t understand you little boys]
[Show in the open and in the dark, I understand]
[I got a piece of cold knowledge that I don’t know if it’s useful. Song Junjun and Zheng Haoxi hug each other and sleep together every night. ]
[knock to knock to shoot]
"Ah... too tired recently?" Zheng Haoxi said.
"Yes, but I have been resting recently, so don't worry everyone."
"Speaking of which, when Kui Jun fainted in the backstage, we were all shocked." Zheng Haoxi said, "Wuli is really a serious person! At that time, because of a foot injury, he was practicing alone. Did you practice very late in the room? Every time it’s midnight, or all night.”
Song Yujun was taken aback.
"How did brother know?"
"I saw it when I came back from the company with Namjoon last time. You were practicing alone in the empty practice room, so why did you sneak around?"
Song Yujun scratched his head, he couldn't say that he wasn't the one who learned to dance before, could he?
"Because I feel guilty for slowing down the progress, think about practicing more."
……
Song Yujun's live broadcast went very smoothly, and everything the company asked him to clarify to fans was explained clearly in the chat with Zheng Haoxi.
The mandatory five meals a day have been implemented for a week, and I don’t know why. It is of no use to Song Yujun at all. After barely gaining two catties, it solidifies, and it has already made Song Yujun want to vomit when he sees the soup.
On the other hand, several other members have gained weight...especially Park Jimin, who is easy to gain weight.
"Yeah, get on the scale." Jin Shuozhen put his hips on his hips and asked the four young ladies to line up to check the scale one by one.
As a fitness enthusiast, Tian Zhengguo doesn't seem to gain any weight, although he is still gaining weight.
Song Haofan took a look at Tian Zhengguo's weight, and reached out to pat the tight muscles on Tian Zhengguo's arm. "Jungkook, please stop going to the gym recently."
If you continue to exercise like this, you will become a muscular man.
Tian Zhengguo is designed as a pure elementary school boy, which little white rabbit is full of tendons?
Tian Zhengguo may be the first male idol whose fitness is restricted by his agent.
Tian Zhengguo passed the scale with ease, leaving Kim Tae-hyung and Park Jimin looking at each other in dismay, trying to let each other go on the scale first.
"Stop rambling, Taiheng will come first." Jin Shuozhen gave an order.
Jin Taiheng stepped on the scale tremblingly, and after a few seconds the pointer stopped at a little behind his weight from the previous month.
Very good, only gained two catties.
But Liang Jin will be very obvious on idols.
"Taihu, eat less fast food recently." Song Haofan made a decision.
"Inside—" Jin Taiheng elongated his tone aggrieved.
"Jimin, come."
Park Jimin swallowed, closed his eyes as if going to death, and stepped on it.
Secretly opened a crack.
Well, I lost a catty and a half.
Park Jimin breathed a sigh of relief.
It’s okay, because he usually works hard to lose weight, but when Jin Shuozhen keeps giving Song Junjun a small meal, he can’t help but take a few bites occasionally, and he doesn’t open up like Jin Taeheng because he doesn’t get fat easily Stomach to eat.
God knows how high in calories those are.
Park Jimin usually loses too much weight, he will quickly adjust himself if he gains a pound or two, Song Haofan is not worried, he just nodded and let him go.
There is only one Song Yujun left.
"Brother... I don't need to be on the scale." Song Yujun hugged Song Haofan's arm, abandoned his masculine dignity, and said softly and coquettishly.
"certainly……"
"Yes?" Song Yujun's eyes sparkled.
"No." Song Haofan glanced at him amusedly.
Song Yujun was discouraged.
Song Yujun stepped on the electronic scale.
Ok.
There is progress, 0.4 catties heavier than yesterday.
Park Jimin and Jin Tae-heon hugged each other enviously, looking at Song Junjun's appearance of not gaining weight. I really envy this kind of person who can eat no matter how much he eats without gaining weight.
Tears flowed uncontrollably from the corner of his mouth.
Tian Zhengguo stood coolly aside with his arms folded, not knowing what was going on in his mind.
Song Yujun was ecstatic, "I am fat, I am really fat."
Jin Shuozhen frowned and squatted on the ground to study the electronic scale, "Shouldn't it be that you have eaten so much to grow so little flesh?"
Turning to look at Song Yujun: "Could it be that your stomach is connected to a black hole? It will be gone after eating?"
"Five meals a day, even a skeleton will make me fat like a pig. It's good for you, the food you eat is like disappearing."
"You didn't secretly pour out all the food while I was away, did you?"
Song Yujun:? ? ?
Song Yujun: I am not I did not! "I'm wronged, brother! You and Brother Haoxi have been staring at me for dinner these days! Where can I go to pour the food away??"
Song Yujun feels that there is no one in the world who is more wronged than him, and he is more wronged than Dou E from the next door country.
Obviously no one is eating harder than him.
But whoever let the fat meat fail to live up to it, it just refused to get on his body!
Can this be blamed on him?
If you want to blame, blame Fatty for being disobedient.
The author has something to say: explain! !
I joined V yesterday, so the three chapters have been updated yesterday! !
The chapter at [-]:[-] was originally going to be published today, but I sent it out early!
Not that I promised Day 6 did not do it! !
Good night everyone~
---感谢在2020-05-1820:37:25~2020-05-1900:14:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 crow ghost;
Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: 3 Fatty Fatty;! ! ! ! ! , the name is bad, my sister who eats rice, Irenie, Hualiang, wow is iye, Kakaka 1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:白夜长歌286瓶;Tattoo114瓶;皇冠灯VIP40瓶;是世界呀~、林间沐20瓶;UrnotMinjie、MLM、Rind.、朴敦敦_、wo、艾莉丝?、斯塔克家萝卜、●v●、江若渝10瓶;安之8瓶;闵猫猫的菌菇7瓶;三途川、kate爱吃瓜、七月藍天空5瓶;深海、三花枝呀4瓶;趴在雪糕上的企鹅3瓶;日见草、ccccoleras、lris2瓶;遇上胖蛋的苏怡、快拿我AD钙奶来、金米、彭彭与单身狗、`carnival、鹿鹿1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
After hearing this, Song Yujun had no choice but to accept his fate and began to drink the soup that Jin Shuozhen made before he left.
Zheng Haoxi has not forgotten that he still has an active live task today, "Is the live broadcast still on?"
"That's right bro." Song Yujun spooned a mouthful of soup into his mouth in pain, "I'm going to let the ARMYs watch me eat and broadcast today...eatmin?"
"kkkkkkk"
Zheng Haoxi: "It's not interesting to just let the ARMYs watch you eat well, let's chat."
Song Yujun raised his head when he heard the words, and just wanted to take advantage of the trend and stop drinking soup.
It's not that this soup is unpalatable, after all, Jin Shuozhen's craftsmanship is really good, and the soup he cooks with his heart will not be bad.
But I couldn't help drinking after a while.
He drank so much that Song Yujun felt that his brain had been soaked in soup, and he could still hear the sound of water when he flicked it.
Apparently Zheng Haoxi didn't give him this chance: "I'll read the commentary, you can just drink the soup."
Song Yujun: ...
Song Yujun: You are embarrassing me, Fat Tiger.
The corner of his mouth twitched, "Okay, okay."
[Hahahahahahahaha Min Bao seems like the kind of kid who doesn’t like to eat and is forced to eat by his parents and then has an unhappy face]
[Song Yujun's face is written all over, if you don't coax me, I will be angry]
[However, Jung Ho-seok remains unmoved. ]
[What kind of picture is this of a father with a baby... I couldn't stop laughing]
[Why do I feel that Hobi is very familiar with Min Bao's room? kkkk even knows where to put the folding chair, it's obviously such a hidden place]
[The you in front of me found a blind spot]
"Come on, chat with the ARMYs." Zheng Haoxi glanced at the time, "Let's chat together for half an hour, I still have some work to do afterwards."
"It's been a long time since I chatted with everyone like this, and it just so happened that I asked Jun Jun to drink the soup."
"Hubbi Ouba, can you tell me who is your roommate and what fun things happened after you moved?" Zheng Haoxi asked a question.
"Yeah—are you actually asking this question?"
"Let me think about it..." Zheng Haoxi said, "Taeheng and Jimin are in the same room, let them talk to you after they are noisy every day."
"Zhengguo and Nanjun are in the same room, um... there doesn't seem to be anything interesting, it's just that Nanjun broke something again, and Zhengguo ran to Suozhen brother Yoongi to complain."
Zheng Haoxi glanced at the barrage, and said with a smile: "I think you want to know Jun Jun's roommate the most, right?"
Song Yujun was suddenly caught by the cue, biting the spoon and looking up blankly.
After all, this is his live broadcast home, and Zheng Haoxi is too embarrassed to take the lead, but Song Yujun has done very few live broadcasts, and he is not very good at controlling the field, so Zheng Haoxi has to do the talking.
[Yes, yes, Hobi Oppa, why do you understand so well hahahaha]
[Hurry up, tell me, which member does Wulimin Bao share the bed with! !Still a double bed! ]
[The moment Min Bao bites the spoon and looks at the camera, he is so kiyo]
[So Min Bao really shares a room with someone else! !who is it! !who slept with my baby]
[Front, danger speak! ! ]
"The second phase of ARMY just passed, I remember that there was a scene on the VCR in the middle that showed Jun Jun and Seok Jin sleeping head to head?" Zheng Haoxi said, "Jun Jun, why did you sleep with Seok Jin at that time?" to bed?"
Song Yujun tilted his head, "Because I got up too early and was sleepy, Shuozhen took me to sleep in a daze."
[Depend on?It's really Kim Seok-jin this man! ! ? ]
[Oh oh oh?It's over, it's over, it's true! ]
[Woo woo woo mom, I got real]
"Did a lot of people think Seok Jin is Joon's roommate?" Zheng Haoxi asked with a smile.
"Ani." Song Yujun sipped the soup and said slowly, "Brother Haoxi is my roommate, brother Shuozhen and brother Yunqi are roommates."
"That's right, I'm actually the one who sleeps with Min Bao every night."
Zheng Haoxi nodded, with a smug expression on his face.
Song Yujun didn't understand what this brother was proud of.
Could it be business in front of the camera?
[? ? ? ]
[? ? ? ? ? ]
[Ask if you don’t understand, Thiefhou, is there anything you can be proud of as Min Bao’s roommate? ]
[Thieve actually knows the name Min Bao? ?Official surfer? ?I'm speechless when I call minbao sweetly, Ami calls minbao like a mother, and thief calls minbao like a boyfriend? ]
[I understand, I am the Civil Affairs Bureau, and I am here by myself. ]
[The Civil Affairs Bureau has been raised from the ground, and you don’t need to pay the money, so I will issue a certificate to you]
[Thick mink counterattack? ?Absolutely never thought that thick min stocks would go up]
"Speaking of this...Brother Haoxi, you almost scared me to death last night."
"Mo?"
Song Yujun: "Because the room was too crowded, we couldn't even walk with two single beds, so the manager changed us to a double bed."
"Brother Haoxi and I sleep on each other's sides every night, but I don't know why every morning when I wake up, Brother Haoxi will be tightly hugged by Brother Haoxi." Song Yujun was helpless, "But I woke up once last night."
"Brother Haoxi is holding me with one arm and holding the other hand in the air... Wow, it really scared me." Song Yujun imitated Zheng Haoxi's sleeping at night, "I thought Brother Haoxi was possessed by something very scary."
"Mo, don't be like this." Zheng Haoxi changed his face and rubbed his arms, "It's really scary."
"and then?"
"Then I continued to sleep, because I was too sleepy and fell asleep as soon as I closed my eyes."
[Although, are you boys so tired of cuddling and sleeping together? ]
[I understand the truth, but when Minbao wakes up, the first reaction is not to crawl out of Thief's arms, but to be startled and then continue to sleep? ]
[I really don’t understand you little boys]
[Show in the open and in the dark, I understand]
[I got a piece of cold knowledge that I don’t know if it’s useful. Song Junjun and Zheng Haoxi hug each other and sleep together every night. ]
[knock to knock to shoot]
"Ah... too tired recently?" Zheng Haoxi said.
"Yes, but I have been resting recently, so don't worry everyone."
"Speaking of which, when Kui Jun fainted in the backstage, we were all shocked." Zheng Haoxi said, "Wuli is really a serious person! At that time, because of a foot injury, he was practicing alone. Did you practice very late in the room? Every time it’s midnight, or all night.”
Song Yujun was taken aback.
"How did brother know?"
"I saw it when I came back from the company with Namjoon last time. You were practicing alone in the empty practice room, so why did you sneak around?"
Song Yujun scratched his head, he couldn't say that he wasn't the one who learned to dance before, could he?
"Because I feel guilty for slowing down the progress, think about practicing more."
……
Song Yujun's live broadcast went very smoothly, and everything the company asked him to clarify to fans was explained clearly in the chat with Zheng Haoxi.
The mandatory five meals a day have been implemented for a week, and I don’t know why. It is of no use to Song Yujun at all. After barely gaining two catties, it solidifies, and it has already made Song Yujun want to vomit when he sees the soup.
On the other hand, several other members have gained weight...especially Park Jimin, who is easy to gain weight.
"Yeah, get on the scale." Jin Shuozhen put his hips on his hips and asked the four young ladies to line up to check the scale one by one.
As a fitness enthusiast, Tian Zhengguo doesn't seem to gain any weight, although he is still gaining weight.
Song Haofan took a look at Tian Zhengguo's weight, and reached out to pat the tight muscles on Tian Zhengguo's arm. "Jungkook, please stop going to the gym recently."
If you continue to exercise like this, you will become a muscular man.
Tian Zhengguo is designed as a pure elementary school boy, which little white rabbit is full of tendons?
Tian Zhengguo may be the first male idol whose fitness is restricted by his agent.
Tian Zhengguo passed the scale with ease, leaving Kim Tae-hyung and Park Jimin looking at each other in dismay, trying to let each other go on the scale first.
"Stop rambling, Taiheng will come first." Jin Shuozhen gave an order.
Jin Taiheng stepped on the scale tremblingly, and after a few seconds the pointer stopped at a little behind his weight from the previous month.
Very good, only gained two catties.
But Liang Jin will be very obvious on idols.
"Taihu, eat less fast food recently." Song Haofan made a decision.
"Inside—" Jin Taiheng elongated his tone aggrieved.
"Jimin, come."
Park Jimin swallowed, closed his eyes as if going to death, and stepped on it.
Secretly opened a crack.
Well, I lost a catty and a half.
Park Jimin breathed a sigh of relief.
It’s okay, because he usually works hard to lose weight, but when Jin Shuozhen keeps giving Song Junjun a small meal, he can’t help but take a few bites occasionally, and he doesn’t open up like Jin Taeheng because he doesn’t get fat easily Stomach to eat.
God knows how high in calories those are.
Park Jimin usually loses too much weight, he will quickly adjust himself if he gains a pound or two, Song Haofan is not worried, he just nodded and let him go.
There is only one Song Yujun left.
"Brother... I don't need to be on the scale." Song Yujun hugged Song Haofan's arm, abandoned his masculine dignity, and said softly and coquettishly.
"certainly……"
"Yes?" Song Yujun's eyes sparkled.
"No." Song Haofan glanced at him amusedly.
Song Yujun was discouraged.
Song Yujun stepped on the electronic scale.
Ok.
There is progress, 0.4 catties heavier than yesterday.
Park Jimin and Jin Tae-heon hugged each other enviously, looking at Song Junjun's appearance of not gaining weight. I really envy this kind of person who can eat no matter how much he eats without gaining weight.
Tears flowed uncontrollably from the corner of his mouth.
Tian Zhengguo stood coolly aside with his arms folded, not knowing what was going on in his mind.
Song Yujun was ecstatic, "I am fat, I am really fat."
Jin Shuozhen frowned and squatted on the ground to study the electronic scale, "Shouldn't it be that you have eaten so much to grow so little flesh?"
Turning to look at Song Yujun: "Could it be that your stomach is connected to a black hole? It will be gone after eating?"
"Five meals a day, even a skeleton will make me fat like a pig. It's good for you, the food you eat is like disappearing."
"You didn't secretly pour out all the food while I was away, did you?"
Song Yujun:? ? ?
Song Yujun: I am not I did not! "I'm wronged, brother! You and Brother Haoxi have been staring at me for dinner these days! Where can I go to pour the food away??"
Song Yujun feels that there is no one in the world who is more wronged than him, and he is more wronged than Dou E from the next door country.
Obviously no one is eating harder than him.
But whoever let the fat meat fail to live up to it, it just refused to get on his body!
Can this be blamed on him?
If you want to blame, blame Fatty for being disobedient.
The author has something to say: explain! !
I joined V yesterday, so the three chapters have been updated yesterday! !
The chapter at [-]:[-] was originally going to be published today, but I sent it out early!
Not that I promised Day 6 did not do it! !
Good night everyone~
---感谢在2020-05-1820:37:25~2020-05-1900:14:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 crow ghost;
Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: 3 Fatty Fatty;! ! ! ! ! , the name is bad, my sister who eats rice, Irenie, Hualiang, wow is iye, Kakaka 1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:白夜长歌286瓶;Tattoo114瓶;皇冠灯VIP40瓶;是世界呀~、林间沐20瓶;UrnotMinjie、MLM、Rind.、朴敦敦_、wo、艾莉丝?、斯塔克家萝卜、●v●、江若渝10瓶;安之8瓶;闵猫猫的菌菇7瓶;三途川、kate爱吃瓜、七月藍天空5瓶;深海、三花枝呀4瓶;趴在雪糕上的企鹅3瓶;日见草、ccccoleras、lris2瓶;遇上胖蛋的苏怡、快拿我AD钙奶来、金米、彭彭与单身狗、`carnival、鹿鹿1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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