[Football] Midfielder
Chapter 99 099 Roll over, ace! ! !
099 Roll over, Ace! ! ! (in case)
This kind of offending question, the guest will never answer it directly.As for Murris, seeing his eyes lingering on the faces of his teammates one by one, he obviously thought about it seriously.
The fans began to worry about Murris. The midfielder's brain is smart on the court, will he lose the chain on the stage?Didn't the emoji incident just prove that geniuses can also suffer from Waterloo?
"That idiot, he really wants to answer, this is a good show!" Pique was so excited that his handsome face flushed, and he almost danced.
Busquets was embarrassed. He really wanted to say that Pique's current appearance is embarrassing.
Harvey and Iniesta really like Murris.For the future teammate of the Spanish national team, the two still have an encouraging and friendly attitude.
Especially Harvey, he is 31 years old, and sooner or later the national team will be handed over to these young players.In Murris, he saw many valuable qualifications.Perhaps one day, this young player will lead Spain to new glory.
But in the last few years of his national team, the glory of the Matador Legion will continue to be created by them!
"Harvey, come and complain, don't just stand there." Pique waved at Harvey, he saw that the boy was very upset.
Especially after Barcelona lost to Malaga, many fierce fans began to accuse Barcelona's dual-core midfielder as a decoration, and the double defense could not stop Mouris, allowing him to get whatever he wanted in the midfield.
The words were too harsh, and even the Barcelona teammates complained for them.
The excellence of Harvey and Iniesta does not need to be questioned by anyone. In the European Cup in 2008, Harvey and Iniesta partnered the Matador Legion in midfield. Harvey himself was also named the best player of the tournament and selected as the best team in the European Cup.
In the 2010 World Cup, the Matador Corps won the championship again.Harvey played a great role in it. His total passes and average passes per game were 93.9, ranking first in the World Cup.He made a total of 30 threatening crosses in seven games, far surpassing Ozil who ranked second. [note 1]
Iniesta, in the 2008 European Cup, became the main player of the national team.He performed well in the first European Cup as a main player.
In the game, he and his teammates from Barcelona Xavi, Silva, Senna, Cesc Fabregas and other players showed Spain's strong midfield strength, helping the Spanish team through good ball control and dribbling and precise passing After a lapse of 44 years, he once again won the championship trophy of the competition, and also won the best player in the game in the semi-finals against the dark horse Russia. [Note 2]
In the World Cup final in South Africa two years later, Iniesta beat the Netherlands in overtime and quickly became a midfielder with a reputation as the King Matador.
The most powerful thing about Harvey lies in his awareness and vision. Whether in Barcelona or the national team, his most important task is to adjust and sort out the team.In other words, it is to distribute the ball.
Although Xiaobai is younger than Harvey, his golf quotient is extremely high.
The two cooperate seamlessly, with powerful blessings, and the dual-core midfielder comes from this.
The prosperous Matador Legion and the Cosmic Team Barcelona, with a strong midfield lineup, are the most eye-catching scenery.
An excellent striker can help a team win a single game.But a solid and powerful midfielder can help a team win the championship!
After getting rid of the burden of "tumor" and "Guardiola's second", Harvey has grown into the most reliable midfielder of Barcelona and Matador.
On the court, he is the leader, the most reliable pillar and capable teammate.
Of course, in private, his character is beyond reproach.For Murris, the young teammate who is likely to meet in the future national team, the big brother of the Matador Legion seems very tolerant.
"Thank you, Gerrard, Murris is a very good opponent, worthy of our respect, eh? By the way, one day in the future, you may become teammates of the national team."
"...Cut! Harvey, your generosity is really annoying!"
"Stop being upset every day, Gerrard, you are so handsome, why do so many female fans dislike you, the reason is your mouth." Xiaobai walked over, put Harvey's shoulders, and said with a smile gram.
Gerrard is a good guy in the team, optimistic, loyal, and protective of his teammates.However, on the court, there is no shortage of hard work and ruthlessness, and he also likes to verbally attack his opponents in private, which is very tricky.
Pique choked for a moment, "All of you, are you sure you won't be confused by Murris? For that nasty boy, you even came together to tell me." Pique held his hurt heart full of holes , the pain is unbearable.
"It's alright, Gerald, a woman's acting like a baby is a joy, but the acting of a stinky man like you makes me feel numb and disgusted."
"..."
Busquets suddenly felt that Andres (Xiaobai) was better in terms of mouth damage!
Pique was hit hard and asked for help everywhere.The others turned their eyes away, not wanting to pay attention to that boring boy.He caught Messi, and just about to speak, he found that Messi looked at the person on the screen and suddenly laughed.
He nodded while laughing, while the other teammates flashed regretful and funny expressions on their faces.
It turned out that after red threw that question to Mulis, Malaga ace gave the answer seriously after a little thought.
"According to appearance, the others need to be compared again. The top eight are out."
The host team was a little surprised, but they were all very excited.Only purple, trying to say, "If this question is difficult to answer, he can not answer."
Murris glanced at Purple, and calmly gave his answer.
When Purple saw Murris glance over, he suddenly froze for a moment.
Murris pointed to Luke first, and Luke jumped out happily. "Murris, you are so interesting, I am indeed the most handsome."
"No, you're thinking too much. Your looks range from low to high." Even after saying such words, Malaga Ace remained expressionless, so serious that he couldn't even refute.
"From low to high, in other words, I am... the ugliest?!" Luke twisted his nose angrily. How could Murris call him ugly on this occasion? He was still the ugliest!
Murris ignored Luke, but dragged out the other low-value ones.
In the second place is the poor Sandro Silva; the third is the beast Baptista; then the fourth is Duda; the fifth is Aponio; the sixth is Fernandez; the seventh is Captain Arnau; the eighth is Marshal Demichelis.
These eight people were dragged out by Murris in this way. Some of them were not surprised. Luke took it as a spoof by Murris. Why didn't even the handsome uncle Demichelis escape? !
The host looked at the eight uneven Malaga players and was very curious about the criteria for judging the appearance of Malaga's ace.
"Murris, may I ask how you came up with this ranking, and can you share your thinking process with us?" Green, the best drummer, asked Murris suspiciously.
"Yes." Murris nodded seriously. He turned his back to the camera. The photographer adjusted the angle, and he could vaguely see his perfect side face and unusually sincere eyebrows and eyes.
"Appearance, skin color index, the darker the index, the lower the index. Among these eight, Luke is the darkest, and his appearance is the lowest. Next is Silva, and then the beast... and so on, the eighth The first one is Demi, but when choosing the eighth person, I hesitated because Williton and Demi are as dark. But in the dressing room, I compared the two butts and found Williton's is a little whiter .So No.8, I vote for Demy."
What a serious answer, but it made countless people cry.
—Jesus, look at that sincerely handsome face of Mouris, please tell me he was only joking!
——The genius midfielder is so stupid, I can't stand it!
——There is a feeling of broken dreams, but unexpectedly cute.
——Ace also has a hobby of voyeurism, Quack!
—wanted to see Williton's white ass.
——Marshal said that he wanted to cry so much, why didn't he know that Ace of Malaga still had a hobby of looking at his black ass!
——Dai Hua, who is also black, said that she was sad by Murris' aesthetic standards and cried.
——Dai Hua said that he was fine at all, he also has a white butt, and Mulis is welcome to watch it.
——The upstairs is so dirty!
——Isn't it Mulis's serious little expression that should be complained the most?
"Murris' cold humor, I finally got the lesson." Red took the lead in applauding.
Murris shrugged and readily accepted Red's compliment.And said, "It's not just humor, everything I say is true."
From Murris' reaction, it can be seen that this is indeed a harmless little joke.
He dealt with the problem of traps, but he developed a new way of thinking for many people.
In terms of topicality, Murris is also called a genius by directors and fans.A question that can be easily dealt with casually, isn't the topic coming up when he's around?
And around his "appearance stalk", the topics and discussions involved are constant.
Many people said that Mouris liked people with fair skin, and that anyone with dark skin was ugly to him.See how he bullied Luke, it was purely the fault of that black skin.
Fans and fans of Ronaldo and blue are in a hurry, these two black skins of their family, hurry up to have a beauty and whitening, otherwise Muris will really belong to another family!
Mr. 9000 million, who was missed by the fans, was very happy about Murris' stupid appearance. After such a magical turn and his unique appearance theory, the expression of laughing was almost ugly, which was uglier than crying.
"How stupid am I to be worried that he will be robbed of the spotlight!"
The teammates stared at Ronaldo intriguingly, but the person involved didn't notice it after a long time.
Ramos knocked on him, and when Ronaldo turned around, he was taken aback by his teammate's smile, "What are you doing?"
"In Chris's world, he is the most handsome. He won't put skin stalks on himself. Don't expect him to find that he is darker than Luke." Kaka explained to his teammates very kindly .
The corner of Ronaldo's mouth twitched, looking at Kaka who was so uninteresting, and thinking about Ricardo who said this in front of him, what kind of mentality is it?
And the eight players with dark skin who were complained by Murris, looked at Murris with a smile, why didn't they know that the ace is so reliable on the court, and he likes to sell his teammates so much in private?
The old captain Arnau said weakly: His skin was tanned, and it was still very white a year ago, and asked Murris if he could be kicked out of the eight-man squad.
Fernandez is not happy, he tanned?When the two met ten years ago, he was a black ball.Aponio and Duda said that the captain is darker than them, and they should be kicked.
Arnau was in a hurry, and moved out the identity of the captain.Murris, who respected the captain very much, nodded and granted some of Arnau's wishes, changing him from the seventh black to the eighth black, and letting Demy rank seventh to show his respect and respect for the captain.
The marshal couldn't calm down anymore. He didn't say anything, which didn't mean that Ace could change his ranking at will.
As a result, countless Demi fans found that the marshal played a childish temper, insisting on being the eighth and not the seventh.He wanted to defend his good looks, how could he be "hacked" so easily.
This farce came to an end when the host Yellow changed the topic.
Yellow jumped up and asked Murris, "So, among all the main players in Malaga, who is the most handsome?"
Murris glanced at Jesús Gamez, then at Camacho, and finally pointed to himself, "Me."
The audience was screaming again, Ace so ignorant of modesty?
"Because you are whiter than them?"
"No, because my heart is darker than theirs." It makes people whiter.
"Dark hearted?"
"'Murris with a bad stomach,' they all like to say, thinking I don't know."
"..."
When he said this, Malaga Ace glanced back. The small angle was very interesting, and the small expression was very vivid, as if alluding to a group of people with bad tastes.
Everyone from Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Atletico de la Coma suddenly felt an arrow in their chest.
Countless opponents and good friends who were optimistic about the show all turned their faces away, as if to say: The person Murris said is not me, not me...
Pity the foreigners, as well as the five angels who presided over the group, no matter how smart they are, it is difficult to understand the humor of the military division, otherwise, how can it be called cold humor!
At this time, the most excited group is the Chinese fans.
Their patriotism is reflected in all aspects.When fanning an idol, the most performance is to make him associative with the motherland as much as possible.
Ace of Malaga is undoubtedly their new favorite, but they searched through three generations of his ancestors, and this Ace of Malaga, who looks very Chinese, has no Chinese blood at all.
But his every move, as well as those tactics and tactics on the court, are clearly a China hand.Many fans dare to say that experts who have studied Sun Tzu's Art of War, Wu Qi's Art of War and Wei Gong's Art of War for decades may not be able to use it so beautifully.You can say that you can't use it, but it's a good move if you can use it, that's the reason.
It wasn't until this time that Murris was cold and humorous, and Chinese fans confirmed that the Malaga ace was a Chinese culture lover. "Tong" can hardly describe his performance, it should be "magic power".
In contrast, this way of describing is not as good for foreigners as for Chinese people.
Especially when the host asked Mouris what he thought of these words, Mouris replied: "Esjustoenlaguerra!"
Justo means fair and Guerra means war.
In combat, you can use false appearances to confuse the enemy's eyes to achieve victory. In other words, soldiers are not tired of deceit.
Many people in the country say that this answer is absolutely amazing, and it is amazing!
And Chinese fans finally found a special sense of presence in foreign forums.Some Chinese fans who are proficient in Spanish and English explained to everyone the cold humor behind Murris in detail, in exchange for surprised eyes.
Although not many people could understand Murris' cold humor, his words caused waves of sensation after wave.What's dark, what's a bad stomach, and that intriguing little eyes, which satisfy the fan's imagination and YY.
As his old opponent, he thinks that Mulis is really talented. He knows how to blackmail himself to win the audience's favor when he is on the show for the first time.
The atmosphere was very hot. The ace of Malaga, who had never been on the show, performed very sophisticatedly, which was impressive.
Moreover, he also knows how to steal the spotlight!
He has answered so many things that can be answered in a few words, even if he is an ace, such a delay is considered a foul.
But no one said anything, they just found Murris's serious face very interesting.As if this wasn't a reality show, but something more intense than any competition.
To put it another way, this poor kid really made things difficult for him. He made it look like a battle on a relaxation show.
That's all for the chat, and then each guest will meet with the audience one by one.
Everyone brought a short program to the audience, which was agreed in advance, and many players were practicing their programs after the break.
The first is the captain Arnau, who brought everyone a goalkeeper dance created by himself.It seems to be dancing, and every movement is very familiar, with traces of goalkeeper saves and tackles, very funny and amused.
This dance is not only creative, but also very joyful.The audience lamented that this old Malaga captain is the most joyful person on the Malaga team, and he cannot be judged by his appearance.
Countless viewers said, I fell in love with this old funny man in Malaga, why is he so cute!
And the eyes of all Malaga teammates are like this and this.
→_→ and ←_←.
Because this dance is so interesting, blue suggested that everyone and the audience friends in front of the TV should follow and learn it.
The host team was in good spirits, and the neurotic group in Malaga also had funny cells, so they asked the captain to come again, and he followed behind him, dancing his movements even more exaggeratedly.
"Murris—" Luke yelled.
Only then did everyone realize that in just a short while, Murris disappeared in front of the audience.
The audience and the host team couldn't find it, and Joe Lockrey, who was in charge of the close-up, was about to cry.
He hid so well, how did the Malaga ace find out!He was just about to shift his position to take a close-up of Murris, but found that the person he was staring at was gone.Moreover, he was standing right behind him, calmly picked up the water beside him, and watched him take close-ups while dancing on the stands.
"I found it, Murris, it's a foul for you to do this, knowing that you're afraid of dancing, it's useless to hide, come, everyone, please bring out our trump card."
Many viewers have successfully sprayed it, is this okay?While recording the show, he actually sneaked off the stage.
And many fans excitedly said that after successfully escaping under so many cameras, it could be that in a reality show, Ace used a big killer, the devil's jump!
The camera, what kind of terrifying existence is it to Ace!And the program group gave Malaga Ace a lot of appearance fees, and they used their stunts so desperately, so beautiful!
Green and blue went behind the counter to invite them, and Murris came out with a bottle of water.He raised the water in his hand and tried to explain to everyone that he wanted to drink water, not run away, but the audience looked disgusted.
There are also many fans who were dumbfounded by Malaga's ace. Don't you think they would believe such an imbecile excuse?
It wasn't until this time that Murris discovered that the prevention of dew point and scale could not prevent the endless tricks on reality shows.
Let’s talk about the captain’s goalkeeper save dance, which all Malaga players have. He didn’t escape, and he had to imitate the captain’s series of actions that seemed stupid to him.
The eyes of the audience in the audience and in front of the TV were all shining, and they were aiming at Murris with all their firepower. Even though there was a marshal blocking him in front of him, his small movements were still clearly visible.
——Murris is indeed a talent, he can dance the mechanical dance!
——Still self-taught!
The five handsome guys of the fallen angels couldn't help it, why is the man who is so nimble on the field and called the black ghost so clumsy on the stage!
Arnau led everyone from the high jump to the forward swing to the right.Malaga Ace jumped up with a bang. Seeing that his movements were out of sync with everyone, he stretched out his paws and scratched twice, thinking he could fool him, but was ruthlessly pierced by Blue.
Let Murris dance seriously, or the captain will be unhappy.
When Arnau heard this, he turned his head, stared at Murris, and occasionally ran over to correct his movements.
Murris was so embarrassed that he couldn't describe it. He didn't know when this humiliating movement would end, but this dance was still very long.In particular, the Malaga players danced more and more exaggeratedly after seeing the performance of Ace So Coke.
A few bastards directly hit him with their buttocks. Murris was still pounced on him a second ago, watching his teammates try to attack him with their buttocks.By raising his legs behind his back, he kicked those dishonest asses.
Pepe's black feet!
That's right, the little movement of Mulis kicking someone behind the back just now is very similar to the black feet of the monk Pepe on the court against his opponent.
Real Madrid dressing room.
The teammates turned their heads to look at the monk, saying that Mulis's action had already won the essence of Master Pei.
Pepe scratched his head in agitation. Murris did a better job than him in this black foot.Also, when did that kid steal the teacher? He used his trick like this without even saying hello. Last time he tore his crotch, Mullis!
And Murris finally found a little fun in this game.For every wolf teammate who tried to get close to him, he would use all kinds of strange black feet to deal with them.
After sending a kick to Manu Torres, Murris headed his head, then leaned his body, one body was unstable, and the two backed up. This foot stepped directly on the foot of Luke who was trying to pull him forward. .
Luke let out a wow, just about to scream, but thinking that this is the stage, he quickly covered his mouth.
Pinch the waist!
Luke, who was in a hurry, pinched Murris' waist with his claws.Unexpectedly, Murris escaped quickly, turning around 720 degrees in a row, amazed a group of people, and he raised his leg, but kicked the spinning beast in front of Luke.
The flying fist hit Luke's face, and Luke's iron pincers also managed to pinch Luke's waist.
The two grinned and hugged each other into a ball.
Opponents such as Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Mallorca said that they were almost made to cry for these funny comparisons in Malaga.
"Friends in the audience, everyone in Malaga is having a good time. This is not the goalkeeper save dance, but a brother dance that is a witness of the close friendship in Malaga."
Murris' move offended everyone on the team.Who made him have such a high combat value and still suffer so much? In his own words, he was full of bad water.
Seeing that everyone on the stage was his enemy, Ace became cautious.
He is not afraid of others, except for his respected captain Arnau.The captain is a person, once he educates the team members, he is very serious.
No matter how flexible Murris is, he is always caught by the captain.Then the captain taught him the rescue dance seriously, and asked Murris to learn from him one by one.Mouris once again turned into an awkward robot, occasionally flopping and lifting his calf.Under the urging of the captain's eyes, he sprinted to the east and scratched to the right twice.
——My God!I can't do it anymore, how can he be so hot and cute!
——Half an hour ago, someone told me that Murris' painting style was like this, and I absolutely didn't believe it.
——Fortunately, there is the captain, otherwise Murris would not be lawless!
——Why do I feel sympathy for Murris? Whoever said he was playing a big game depends on how dedicated he is.
——Can you tell him not to dance, image!
Just when the fans couldn't help but laugh, the fun came.
The goalkeeper has come to the most difficult action in the save dance. This is an action in which the goalkeeper predicts the wrong direction and makes timely remedial measures.
Arnau leaned his whole body, his hands stretched out to the right, and his legs kicked wildly to the left, trying to kick the ball out with his feet.
This movement does not really require a dancer to fall, but it is still too difficult for Murris, whose body is too stiff to be stiff, to do this movement.
His foot slipped and he fell directly to the ground. Just as the host team hurried up to help him, his foot suddenly lifted up, and he did not forget to kick twice in the air symbolically before getting up from the ground.
Even if he fell, he still completed the actions indicated by the captain.
"Pfft——" Ramos couldn't help it anymore, and all the water he just drank was sprayed on the head of Chris in front of him.
Chris also laughed stupidly. Seeing Ramos spraying water on his head, he pulled his head back and pulled his long hair with his teeth bared.
Ramos beat him, it's terrible, this is his most precious hairstyle!
Kaka, the son of God, with a refined and handsome face, this moment is wonderful.
Looking at Murris, who was laughing on the stage, and felt ashamed, he touched his nose, stood behind the marshal, and refused to move no matter what he said.
Messi's face was hot, looking at a certain stupid ace, saying that he didn't know that person at all.
What he said before the show started, and now he found that his face was beaten so painfully.
Not to mention Pique and Busquets, including those teammates who were friendly to Murris, all fell to the ground and couldn't get up.
With Murris like this, what should I do if I can't help laughing next time I meet him?
How can I look straight at that poker face of Malaga ace!
The most interesting thing is that no matter what kind of action he is doing, Murris is still the expressionless and serious poker face.
It is precisely because of this that his funny skills are considered by countless people to be the strongest.
Others are funny, always borrowing exaggerated facial expressions and frequent body movements. Here, it is just a poker face from front to back, and countless audiences and hosts burst into laughter.
Jeremy kept wiping his sweat with a handkerchief, and was obviously amused by Murris again and again, but he was always worried whether Murris was really annoyed.
What if he was really annoyed and Murris was yelling to end?
Finally, the event was over, and red's originally calm and jade-like face had a few strands of smiles on it.
And Yellow laughed directly on Blue's shoulder, and when everyone finished laughing, his laughter continued to come out from time to time.
Murris's charming brown pupils looked over, and the yellow smile was so frightened that it swallowed back into his throat.
Grabbing Blue, asked him if he saw Murris' eyes just now, he was going to be unlucky, he was going to be revenged by Murris, right?
Blue ignored him, while the yellow baby had a bitter look on his face, haha, his sixth sense is the most accurate, he must be hated by Murris...
Purple is the host who least wants to see Murris make an embarrassment, but when he is on stage, seeing such a completely different Murris, he also giggled unhappily.
Maybe it's the usual Mulis who is too smart and cold, or this kind of clumsy Mulis who makes it easier for people to get close to him.
What makes people feel helpless is that the goalkeeper's save dance created by the old captain Arnau did not become popular.On the contrary, it was Mulis's mechanical dance that many young people preferred, especially the last movement of falling to the ground and kicking his feet, which made me cry.
But no matter how beautiful the long legs are, they can't play the charm of that movement.Because they are not Murris, they have their own emoticons and an invincible poker face.
When his teammates performed small shows, Murris stood far away, and he shook his head when others pulled him forward.
And Marshal Demichelis directly became the father of this poor child.Who told him to stand in front of Mulis before, this time he was directly used by Mu Baobao as a shield.
The marshal and the others haven't forgotten that before the departure, the coach asked them to take more care of Murris, so they very interestingly stood in his way.
Anyway, everyone has laughed enough, too much and their trump card will be blackened.
The blackened Murris, the marshal said it was too scary, the audience had better not see it.
After all the performances, it was Murris' turn.
"I've already performed it, it's just an imitation show."
"Imitate who?" Green asked quickly.
"team leader."
"Do you think what Morris just said is an imitation?"
"Not counting—" The audience shook their heads in unison.
What kind of imitation is that? From front to back, none of the movements are in place.
There are also many people who are clamoring that Murris's IQ has dropped, so what are you talking about imitating, just say that the performance just now is fine.
More people sympathized with Murris. As soon as he was on stage, his clever mind got stuck, and so many people seemed to want to bully him severely. Don't be too pitiful for Ace!
There is really no way, and Murris can only bite the bullet.
show?
He really wasn't prepared for this. He had agreed before that he didn't want to perform the show, and let other people do it. He didn't know that everyone would have a share in the beginning.
"Have you prepared any programs beforehand?" Green asked with a smile.
"If there is no preparation, we can remember it and perform it in the next episode." This is purple.
"Can you?" Morris couldn't help asking.
"can."
"Thank you."
"Foul! Purple can't make an exception for Murris just because you like him." Yellow yelled out, and it didn't feel good when he yelled out.He offended Murris just now, but this time he is not dead.
And purple has already looked at him, he is also very scary, not at all inferior to red's deterrence to them.
The fans said that the word yellow broke the truth.
Recall that Purple really took good care of Murris on the show.Others enjoyed seeing Murris embarrassingly, but he looked like he couldn't bear it.
However, the fans only took it as a joke, because Purple laughed more happily than anyone else.The gentleman who is gentle and refined in front of others, has a fresh and brilliant smile.
"I've already thought about the show I'm going to perform." Murris said suddenly.
"Oh, so fast, what show?" Green asked.
"You'll know after reading it, but I need someone to cooperate."
When the Malaga teammates heard what Murris said, they retreated collectively. The tacit understanding was truly amazing.
Kaka, who knows Murris well, said that whenever a child behaves like this, it means that his condition has recovered, and someone else will be unlucky.
——Yes, yes, this is Murris, so handsome!
——His body is so soft, I want to throw myself down.
—I still want to push down that stiff Murris.
——Is it my illusion? A difference in standing posture has two completely different temperaments.The treacherous and cunning midfield brain seems to be back again, with the calculating light of the old fox shining in his eyes.
——Sure enough, Murris is the only Murris when he is calculating others and using his brain.
Murris' eyes lingered on the five handsome guys hosting the group, and when he was about to look at yellow, the clever kid ran away.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah - Murris I was wrong, I can't be wrong -"
Before Yellow ran away, Murris pinched his little neck from behind and pulled the little yellow hair back.
"NO——NO———" yellow screamed miserably, exaggerating to the fullest in variety shows, but it made everyone laugh out loud.Helplessly and desperately, he stretched out his big hand for help to his teammates. As a result, those good teammates turned around with a smile, talked to other guests, and waited for Murris' performance.
In the end, Yellow still did not escape Muris' clutches, looking at Muris pitifully, hoping that he would be gentler.
"Are you afraid of heights?" Murris approached and asked Yellow.
"Afraid~~~" a long trilling sound.
"That's fine."
"Ah ah ah ah ah--------"
Amidst the shouts piercing the sky, the whole body of yellow was lifted up by Mulis.Murris lowered his body, supported Yellow's legs with both hands, and lifted him off the ground.
At first it was only at the height of his waist and abdomen, and then it continued to rise until it reached his shoulders.
There were gasps one after another in the stands and on the stage, and many people couldn't believe their eyes.
It's too exaggerated, it's too exaggerated, even if Yellow is not heavy, he still weighs [-] to [-] pounds, and he lifts him up so easily with both hands.
After the other hosts were shocked, they all crowded around worriedly, lest Murris would miss, and were ready to pick up their brother at any time.
Murris is still raising his hand and rising.
Yellow held his head. Although he was terrified, he was very versatile, and made all kinds of frightened emoticons on the top of Murris' head.It caused countless women to hug, this poor yellow baby who was bullied by Murris.
The most thrilling is coming!
one-hand!
Murris withdrew his left hand, he held up yellow with his right hand, straightened his arm, and sent him directly into the sky.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah—————————" Yellow saw the people on the ground shaking non-stop.
The staff were all on guard. Who would have thought that such a situation would happen? The ace of Malaga is too daring to play. What if something goes wrong?
However, the ratings of this issue will definitely break the record.
And the bold and lively yellow stayed in Murris's hand for a long time, and found that nothing happened, and slowly opened his eyes.
Looking at the audience below looking at the stage in horror and joy, this lively boy faded away from the initial fright, gradually became bold, and finally rushed out kawaii
This kind of offending question, the guest will never answer it directly.As for Murris, seeing his eyes lingering on the faces of his teammates one by one, he obviously thought about it seriously.
The fans began to worry about Murris. The midfielder's brain is smart on the court, will he lose the chain on the stage?Didn't the emoji incident just prove that geniuses can also suffer from Waterloo?
"That idiot, he really wants to answer, this is a good show!" Pique was so excited that his handsome face flushed, and he almost danced.
Busquets was embarrassed. He really wanted to say that Pique's current appearance is embarrassing.
Harvey and Iniesta really like Murris.For the future teammate of the Spanish national team, the two still have an encouraging and friendly attitude.
Especially Harvey, he is 31 years old, and sooner or later the national team will be handed over to these young players.In Murris, he saw many valuable qualifications.Perhaps one day, this young player will lead Spain to new glory.
But in the last few years of his national team, the glory of the Matador Legion will continue to be created by them!
"Harvey, come and complain, don't just stand there." Pique waved at Harvey, he saw that the boy was very upset.
Especially after Barcelona lost to Malaga, many fierce fans began to accuse Barcelona's dual-core midfielder as a decoration, and the double defense could not stop Mouris, allowing him to get whatever he wanted in the midfield.
The words were too harsh, and even the Barcelona teammates complained for them.
The excellence of Harvey and Iniesta does not need to be questioned by anyone. In the European Cup in 2008, Harvey and Iniesta partnered the Matador Legion in midfield. Harvey himself was also named the best player of the tournament and selected as the best team in the European Cup.
In the 2010 World Cup, the Matador Corps won the championship again.Harvey played a great role in it. His total passes and average passes per game were 93.9, ranking first in the World Cup.He made a total of 30 threatening crosses in seven games, far surpassing Ozil who ranked second. [note 1]
Iniesta, in the 2008 European Cup, became the main player of the national team.He performed well in the first European Cup as a main player.
In the game, he and his teammates from Barcelona Xavi, Silva, Senna, Cesc Fabregas and other players showed Spain's strong midfield strength, helping the Spanish team through good ball control and dribbling and precise passing After a lapse of 44 years, he once again won the championship trophy of the competition, and also won the best player in the game in the semi-finals against the dark horse Russia. [Note 2]
In the World Cup final in South Africa two years later, Iniesta beat the Netherlands in overtime and quickly became a midfielder with a reputation as the King Matador.
The most powerful thing about Harvey lies in his awareness and vision. Whether in Barcelona or the national team, his most important task is to adjust and sort out the team.In other words, it is to distribute the ball.
Although Xiaobai is younger than Harvey, his golf quotient is extremely high.
The two cooperate seamlessly, with powerful blessings, and the dual-core midfielder comes from this.
The prosperous Matador Legion and the Cosmic Team Barcelona, with a strong midfield lineup, are the most eye-catching scenery.
An excellent striker can help a team win a single game.But a solid and powerful midfielder can help a team win the championship!
After getting rid of the burden of "tumor" and "Guardiola's second", Harvey has grown into the most reliable midfielder of Barcelona and Matador.
On the court, he is the leader, the most reliable pillar and capable teammate.
Of course, in private, his character is beyond reproach.For Murris, the young teammate who is likely to meet in the future national team, the big brother of the Matador Legion seems very tolerant.
"Thank you, Gerrard, Murris is a very good opponent, worthy of our respect, eh? By the way, one day in the future, you may become teammates of the national team."
"...Cut! Harvey, your generosity is really annoying!"
"Stop being upset every day, Gerrard, you are so handsome, why do so many female fans dislike you, the reason is your mouth." Xiaobai walked over, put Harvey's shoulders, and said with a smile gram.
Gerrard is a good guy in the team, optimistic, loyal, and protective of his teammates.However, on the court, there is no shortage of hard work and ruthlessness, and he also likes to verbally attack his opponents in private, which is very tricky.
Pique choked for a moment, "All of you, are you sure you won't be confused by Murris? For that nasty boy, you even came together to tell me." Pique held his hurt heart full of holes , the pain is unbearable.
"It's alright, Gerald, a woman's acting like a baby is a joy, but the acting of a stinky man like you makes me feel numb and disgusted."
"..."
Busquets suddenly felt that Andres (Xiaobai) was better in terms of mouth damage!
Pique was hit hard and asked for help everywhere.The others turned their eyes away, not wanting to pay attention to that boring boy.He caught Messi, and just about to speak, he found that Messi looked at the person on the screen and suddenly laughed.
He nodded while laughing, while the other teammates flashed regretful and funny expressions on their faces.
It turned out that after red threw that question to Mulis, Malaga ace gave the answer seriously after a little thought.
"According to appearance, the others need to be compared again. The top eight are out."
The host team was a little surprised, but they were all very excited.Only purple, trying to say, "If this question is difficult to answer, he can not answer."
Murris glanced at Purple, and calmly gave his answer.
When Purple saw Murris glance over, he suddenly froze for a moment.
Murris pointed to Luke first, and Luke jumped out happily. "Murris, you are so interesting, I am indeed the most handsome."
"No, you're thinking too much. Your looks range from low to high." Even after saying such words, Malaga Ace remained expressionless, so serious that he couldn't even refute.
"From low to high, in other words, I am... the ugliest?!" Luke twisted his nose angrily. How could Murris call him ugly on this occasion? He was still the ugliest!
Murris ignored Luke, but dragged out the other low-value ones.
In the second place is the poor Sandro Silva; the third is the beast Baptista; then the fourth is Duda; the fifth is Aponio; the sixth is Fernandez; the seventh is Captain Arnau; the eighth is Marshal Demichelis.
These eight people were dragged out by Murris in this way. Some of them were not surprised. Luke took it as a spoof by Murris. Why didn't even the handsome uncle Demichelis escape? !
The host looked at the eight uneven Malaga players and was very curious about the criteria for judging the appearance of Malaga's ace.
"Murris, may I ask how you came up with this ranking, and can you share your thinking process with us?" Green, the best drummer, asked Murris suspiciously.
"Yes." Murris nodded seriously. He turned his back to the camera. The photographer adjusted the angle, and he could vaguely see his perfect side face and unusually sincere eyebrows and eyes.
"Appearance, skin color index, the darker the index, the lower the index. Among these eight, Luke is the darkest, and his appearance is the lowest. Next is Silva, and then the beast... and so on, the eighth The first one is Demi, but when choosing the eighth person, I hesitated because Williton and Demi are as dark. But in the dressing room, I compared the two butts and found Williton's is a little whiter .So No.8, I vote for Demy."
What a serious answer, but it made countless people cry.
—Jesus, look at that sincerely handsome face of Mouris, please tell me he was only joking!
——The genius midfielder is so stupid, I can't stand it!
——There is a feeling of broken dreams, but unexpectedly cute.
——Ace also has a hobby of voyeurism, Quack!
—wanted to see Williton's white ass.
——Marshal said that he wanted to cry so much, why didn't he know that Ace of Malaga still had a hobby of looking at his black ass!
——Dai Hua, who is also black, said that she was sad by Murris' aesthetic standards and cried.
——Dai Hua said that he was fine at all, he also has a white butt, and Mulis is welcome to watch it.
——The upstairs is so dirty!
——Isn't it Mulis's serious little expression that should be complained the most?
"Murris' cold humor, I finally got the lesson." Red took the lead in applauding.
Murris shrugged and readily accepted Red's compliment.And said, "It's not just humor, everything I say is true."
From Murris' reaction, it can be seen that this is indeed a harmless little joke.
He dealt with the problem of traps, but he developed a new way of thinking for many people.
In terms of topicality, Murris is also called a genius by directors and fans.A question that can be easily dealt with casually, isn't the topic coming up when he's around?
And around his "appearance stalk", the topics and discussions involved are constant.
Many people said that Mouris liked people with fair skin, and that anyone with dark skin was ugly to him.See how he bullied Luke, it was purely the fault of that black skin.
Fans and fans of Ronaldo and blue are in a hurry, these two black skins of their family, hurry up to have a beauty and whitening, otherwise Muris will really belong to another family!
Mr. 9000 million, who was missed by the fans, was very happy about Murris' stupid appearance. After such a magical turn and his unique appearance theory, the expression of laughing was almost ugly, which was uglier than crying.
"How stupid am I to be worried that he will be robbed of the spotlight!"
The teammates stared at Ronaldo intriguingly, but the person involved didn't notice it after a long time.
Ramos knocked on him, and when Ronaldo turned around, he was taken aback by his teammate's smile, "What are you doing?"
"In Chris's world, he is the most handsome. He won't put skin stalks on himself. Don't expect him to find that he is darker than Luke." Kaka explained to his teammates very kindly .
The corner of Ronaldo's mouth twitched, looking at Kaka who was so uninteresting, and thinking about Ricardo who said this in front of him, what kind of mentality is it?
And the eight players with dark skin who were complained by Murris, looked at Murris with a smile, why didn't they know that the ace is so reliable on the court, and he likes to sell his teammates so much in private?
The old captain Arnau said weakly: His skin was tanned, and it was still very white a year ago, and asked Murris if he could be kicked out of the eight-man squad.
Fernandez is not happy, he tanned?When the two met ten years ago, he was a black ball.Aponio and Duda said that the captain is darker than them, and they should be kicked.
Arnau was in a hurry, and moved out the identity of the captain.Murris, who respected the captain very much, nodded and granted some of Arnau's wishes, changing him from the seventh black to the eighth black, and letting Demy rank seventh to show his respect and respect for the captain.
The marshal couldn't calm down anymore. He didn't say anything, which didn't mean that Ace could change his ranking at will.
As a result, countless Demi fans found that the marshal played a childish temper, insisting on being the eighth and not the seventh.He wanted to defend his good looks, how could he be "hacked" so easily.
This farce came to an end when the host Yellow changed the topic.
Yellow jumped up and asked Murris, "So, among all the main players in Malaga, who is the most handsome?"
Murris glanced at Jesús Gamez, then at Camacho, and finally pointed to himself, "Me."
The audience was screaming again, Ace so ignorant of modesty?
"Because you are whiter than them?"
"No, because my heart is darker than theirs." It makes people whiter.
"Dark hearted?"
"'Murris with a bad stomach,' they all like to say, thinking I don't know."
"..."
When he said this, Malaga Ace glanced back. The small angle was very interesting, and the small expression was very vivid, as if alluding to a group of people with bad tastes.
Everyone from Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Atletico de la Coma suddenly felt an arrow in their chest.
Countless opponents and good friends who were optimistic about the show all turned their faces away, as if to say: The person Murris said is not me, not me...
Pity the foreigners, as well as the five angels who presided over the group, no matter how smart they are, it is difficult to understand the humor of the military division, otherwise, how can it be called cold humor!
At this time, the most excited group is the Chinese fans.
Their patriotism is reflected in all aspects.When fanning an idol, the most performance is to make him associative with the motherland as much as possible.
Ace of Malaga is undoubtedly their new favorite, but they searched through three generations of his ancestors, and this Ace of Malaga, who looks very Chinese, has no Chinese blood at all.
But his every move, as well as those tactics and tactics on the court, are clearly a China hand.Many fans dare to say that experts who have studied Sun Tzu's Art of War, Wu Qi's Art of War and Wei Gong's Art of War for decades may not be able to use it so beautifully.You can say that you can't use it, but it's a good move if you can use it, that's the reason.
It wasn't until this time that Murris was cold and humorous, and Chinese fans confirmed that the Malaga ace was a Chinese culture lover. "Tong" can hardly describe his performance, it should be "magic power".
In contrast, this way of describing is not as good for foreigners as for Chinese people.
Especially when the host asked Mouris what he thought of these words, Mouris replied: "Esjustoenlaguerra!"
Justo means fair and Guerra means war.
In combat, you can use false appearances to confuse the enemy's eyes to achieve victory. In other words, soldiers are not tired of deceit.
Many people in the country say that this answer is absolutely amazing, and it is amazing!
And Chinese fans finally found a special sense of presence in foreign forums.Some Chinese fans who are proficient in Spanish and English explained to everyone the cold humor behind Murris in detail, in exchange for surprised eyes.
Although not many people could understand Murris' cold humor, his words caused waves of sensation after wave.What's dark, what's a bad stomach, and that intriguing little eyes, which satisfy the fan's imagination and YY.
As his old opponent, he thinks that Mulis is really talented. He knows how to blackmail himself to win the audience's favor when he is on the show for the first time.
The atmosphere was very hot. The ace of Malaga, who had never been on the show, performed very sophisticatedly, which was impressive.
Moreover, he also knows how to steal the spotlight!
He has answered so many things that can be answered in a few words, even if he is an ace, such a delay is considered a foul.
But no one said anything, they just found Murris's serious face very interesting.As if this wasn't a reality show, but something more intense than any competition.
To put it another way, this poor kid really made things difficult for him. He made it look like a battle on a relaxation show.
That's all for the chat, and then each guest will meet with the audience one by one.
Everyone brought a short program to the audience, which was agreed in advance, and many players were practicing their programs after the break.
The first is the captain Arnau, who brought everyone a goalkeeper dance created by himself.It seems to be dancing, and every movement is very familiar, with traces of goalkeeper saves and tackles, very funny and amused.
This dance is not only creative, but also very joyful.The audience lamented that this old Malaga captain is the most joyful person on the Malaga team, and he cannot be judged by his appearance.
Countless viewers said, I fell in love with this old funny man in Malaga, why is he so cute!
And the eyes of all Malaga teammates are like this and this.
→_→ and ←_←.
Because this dance is so interesting, blue suggested that everyone and the audience friends in front of the TV should follow and learn it.
The host team was in good spirits, and the neurotic group in Malaga also had funny cells, so they asked the captain to come again, and he followed behind him, dancing his movements even more exaggeratedly.
"Murris—" Luke yelled.
Only then did everyone realize that in just a short while, Murris disappeared in front of the audience.
The audience and the host team couldn't find it, and Joe Lockrey, who was in charge of the close-up, was about to cry.
He hid so well, how did the Malaga ace find out!He was just about to shift his position to take a close-up of Murris, but found that the person he was staring at was gone.Moreover, he was standing right behind him, calmly picked up the water beside him, and watched him take close-ups while dancing on the stands.
"I found it, Murris, it's a foul for you to do this, knowing that you're afraid of dancing, it's useless to hide, come, everyone, please bring out our trump card."
Many viewers have successfully sprayed it, is this okay?While recording the show, he actually sneaked off the stage.
And many fans excitedly said that after successfully escaping under so many cameras, it could be that in a reality show, Ace used a big killer, the devil's jump!
The camera, what kind of terrifying existence is it to Ace!And the program group gave Malaga Ace a lot of appearance fees, and they used their stunts so desperately, so beautiful!
Green and blue went behind the counter to invite them, and Murris came out with a bottle of water.He raised the water in his hand and tried to explain to everyone that he wanted to drink water, not run away, but the audience looked disgusted.
There are also many fans who were dumbfounded by Malaga's ace. Don't you think they would believe such an imbecile excuse?
It wasn't until this time that Murris discovered that the prevention of dew point and scale could not prevent the endless tricks on reality shows.
Let’s talk about the captain’s goalkeeper save dance, which all Malaga players have. He didn’t escape, and he had to imitate the captain’s series of actions that seemed stupid to him.
The eyes of the audience in the audience and in front of the TV were all shining, and they were aiming at Murris with all their firepower. Even though there was a marshal blocking him in front of him, his small movements were still clearly visible.
——Murris is indeed a talent, he can dance the mechanical dance!
——Still self-taught!
The five handsome guys of the fallen angels couldn't help it, why is the man who is so nimble on the field and called the black ghost so clumsy on the stage!
Arnau led everyone from the high jump to the forward swing to the right.Malaga Ace jumped up with a bang. Seeing that his movements were out of sync with everyone, he stretched out his paws and scratched twice, thinking he could fool him, but was ruthlessly pierced by Blue.
Let Murris dance seriously, or the captain will be unhappy.
When Arnau heard this, he turned his head, stared at Murris, and occasionally ran over to correct his movements.
Murris was so embarrassed that he couldn't describe it. He didn't know when this humiliating movement would end, but this dance was still very long.In particular, the Malaga players danced more and more exaggeratedly after seeing the performance of Ace So Coke.
A few bastards directly hit him with their buttocks. Murris was still pounced on him a second ago, watching his teammates try to attack him with their buttocks.By raising his legs behind his back, he kicked those dishonest asses.
Pepe's black feet!
That's right, the little movement of Mulis kicking someone behind the back just now is very similar to the black feet of the monk Pepe on the court against his opponent.
Real Madrid dressing room.
The teammates turned their heads to look at the monk, saying that Mulis's action had already won the essence of Master Pei.
Pepe scratched his head in agitation. Murris did a better job than him in this black foot.Also, when did that kid steal the teacher? He used his trick like this without even saying hello. Last time he tore his crotch, Mullis!
And Murris finally found a little fun in this game.For every wolf teammate who tried to get close to him, he would use all kinds of strange black feet to deal with them.
After sending a kick to Manu Torres, Murris headed his head, then leaned his body, one body was unstable, and the two backed up. This foot stepped directly on the foot of Luke who was trying to pull him forward. .
Luke let out a wow, just about to scream, but thinking that this is the stage, he quickly covered his mouth.
Pinch the waist!
Luke, who was in a hurry, pinched Murris' waist with his claws.Unexpectedly, Murris escaped quickly, turning around 720 degrees in a row, amazed a group of people, and he raised his leg, but kicked the spinning beast in front of Luke.
The flying fist hit Luke's face, and Luke's iron pincers also managed to pinch Luke's waist.
The two grinned and hugged each other into a ball.
Opponents such as Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Mallorca said that they were almost made to cry for these funny comparisons in Malaga.
"Friends in the audience, everyone in Malaga is having a good time. This is not the goalkeeper save dance, but a brother dance that is a witness of the close friendship in Malaga."
Murris' move offended everyone on the team.Who made him have such a high combat value and still suffer so much? In his own words, he was full of bad water.
Seeing that everyone on the stage was his enemy, Ace became cautious.
He is not afraid of others, except for his respected captain Arnau.The captain is a person, once he educates the team members, he is very serious.
No matter how flexible Murris is, he is always caught by the captain.Then the captain taught him the rescue dance seriously, and asked Murris to learn from him one by one.Mouris once again turned into an awkward robot, occasionally flopping and lifting his calf.Under the urging of the captain's eyes, he sprinted to the east and scratched to the right twice.
——My God!I can't do it anymore, how can he be so hot and cute!
——Half an hour ago, someone told me that Murris' painting style was like this, and I absolutely didn't believe it.
——Fortunately, there is the captain, otherwise Murris would not be lawless!
——Why do I feel sympathy for Murris? Whoever said he was playing a big game depends on how dedicated he is.
——Can you tell him not to dance, image!
Just when the fans couldn't help but laugh, the fun came.
The goalkeeper has come to the most difficult action in the save dance. This is an action in which the goalkeeper predicts the wrong direction and makes timely remedial measures.
Arnau leaned his whole body, his hands stretched out to the right, and his legs kicked wildly to the left, trying to kick the ball out with his feet.
This movement does not really require a dancer to fall, but it is still too difficult for Murris, whose body is too stiff to be stiff, to do this movement.
His foot slipped and he fell directly to the ground. Just as the host team hurried up to help him, his foot suddenly lifted up, and he did not forget to kick twice in the air symbolically before getting up from the ground.
Even if he fell, he still completed the actions indicated by the captain.
"Pfft——" Ramos couldn't help it anymore, and all the water he just drank was sprayed on the head of Chris in front of him.
Chris also laughed stupidly. Seeing Ramos spraying water on his head, he pulled his head back and pulled his long hair with his teeth bared.
Ramos beat him, it's terrible, this is his most precious hairstyle!
Kaka, the son of God, with a refined and handsome face, this moment is wonderful.
Looking at Murris, who was laughing on the stage, and felt ashamed, he touched his nose, stood behind the marshal, and refused to move no matter what he said.
Messi's face was hot, looking at a certain stupid ace, saying that he didn't know that person at all.
What he said before the show started, and now he found that his face was beaten so painfully.
Not to mention Pique and Busquets, including those teammates who were friendly to Murris, all fell to the ground and couldn't get up.
With Murris like this, what should I do if I can't help laughing next time I meet him?
How can I look straight at that poker face of Malaga ace!
The most interesting thing is that no matter what kind of action he is doing, Murris is still the expressionless and serious poker face.
It is precisely because of this that his funny skills are considered by countless people to be the strongest.
Others are funny, always borrowing exaggerated facial expressions and frequent body movements. Here, it is just a poker face from front to back, and countless audiences and hosts burst into laughter.
Jeremy kept wiping his sweat with a handkerchief, and was obviously amused by Murris again and again, but he was always worried whether Murris was really annoyed.
What if he was really annoyed and Murris was yelling to end?
Finally, the event was over, and red's originally calm and jade-like face had a few strands of smiles on it.
And Yellow laughed directly on Blue's shoulder, and when everyone finished laughing, his laughter continued to come out from time to time.
Murris's charming brown pupils looked over, and the yellow smile was so frightened that it swallowed back into his throat.
Grabbing Blue, asked him if he saw Murris' eyes just now, he was going to be unlucky, he was going to be revenged by Murris, right?
Blue ignored him, while the yellow baby had a bitter look on his face, haha, his sixth sense is the most accurate, he must be hated by Murris...
Purple is the host who least wants to see Murris make an embarrassment, but when he is on stage, seeing such a completely different Murris, he also giggled unhappily.
Maybe it's the usual Mulis who is too smart and cold, or this kind of clumsy Mulis who makes it easier for people to get close to him.
What makes people feel helpless is that the goalkeeper's save dance created by the old captain Arnau did not become popular.On the contrary, it was Mulis's mechanical dance that many young people preferred, especially the last movement of falling to the ground and kicking his feet, which made me cry.
But no matter how beautiful the long legs are, they can't play the charm of that movement.Because they are not Murris, they have their own emoticons and an invincible poker face.
When his teammates performed small shows, Murris stood far away, and he shook his head when others pulled him forward.
And Marshal Demichelis directly became the father of this poor child.Who told him to stand in front of Mulis before, this time he was directly used by Mu Baobao as a shield.
The marshal and the others haven't forgotten that before the departure, the coach asked them to take more care of Murris, so they very interestingly stood in his way.
Anyway, everyone has laughed enough, too much and their trump card will be blackened.
The blackened Murris, the marshal said it was too scary, the audience had better not see it.
After all the performances, it was Murris' turn.
"I've already performed it, it's just an imitation show."
"Imitate who?" Green asked quickly.
"team leader."
"Do you think what Morris just said is an imitation?"
"Not counting—" The audience shook their heads in unison.
What kind of imitation is that? From front to back, none of the movements are in place.
There are also many people who are clamoring that Murris's IQ has dropped, so what are you talking about imitating, just say that the performance just now is fine.
More people sympathized with Murris. As soon as he was on stage, his clever mind got stuck, and so many people seemed to want to bully him severely. Don't be too pitiful for Ace!
There is really no way, and Murris can only bite the bullet.
show?
He really wasn't prepared for this. He had agreed before that he didn't want to perform the show, and let other people do it. He didn't know that everyone would have a share in the beginning.
"Have you prepared any programs beforehand?" Green asked with a smile.
"If there is no preparation, we can remember it and perform it in the next episode." This is purple.
"Can you?" Morris couldn't help asking.
"can."
"Thank you."
"Foul! Purple can't make an exception for Murris just because you like him." Yellow yelled out, and it didn't feel good when he yelled out.He offended Murris just now, but this time he is not dead.
And purple has already looked at him, he is also very scary, not at all inferior to red's deterrence to them.
The fans said that the word yellow broke the truth.
Recall that Purple really took good care of Murris on the show.Others enjoyed seeing Murris embarrassingly, but he looked like he couldn't bear it.
However, the fans only took it as a joke, because Purple laughed more happily than anyone else.The gentleman who is gentle and refined in front of others, has a fresh and brilliant smile.
"I've already thought about the show I'm going to perform." Murris said suddenly.
"Oh, so fast, what show?" Green asked.
"You'll know after reading it, but I need someone to cooperate."
When the Malaga teammates heard what Murris said, they retreated collectively. The tacit understanding was truly amazing.
Kaka, who knows Murris well, said that whenever a child behaves like this, it means that his condition has recovered, and someone else will be unlucky.
——Yes, yes, this is Murris, so handsome!
——His body is so soft, I want to throw myself down.
—I still want to push down that stiff Murris.
——Is it my illusion? A difference in standing posture has two completely different temperaments.The treacherous and cunning midfield brain seems to be back again, with the calculating light of the old fox shining in his eyes.
——Sure enough, Murris is the only Murris when he is calculating others and using his brain.
Murris' eyes lingered on the five handsome guys hosting the group, and when he was about to look at yellow, the clever kid ran away.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah - Murris I was wrong, I can't be wrong -"
Before Yellow ran away, Murris pinched his little neck from behind and pulled the little yellow hair back.
"NO——NO———" yellow screamed miserably, exaggerating to the fullest in variety shows, but it made everyone laugh out loud.Helplessly and desperately, he stretched out his big hand for help to his teammates. As a result, those good teammates turned around with a smile, talked to other guests, and waited for Murris' performance.
In the end, Yellow still did not escape Muris' clutches, looking at Muris pitifully, hoping that he would be gentler.
"Are you afraid of heights?" Murris approached and asked Yellow.
"Afraid~~~" a long trilling sound.
"That's fine."
"Ah ah ah ah ah--------"
Amidst the shouts piercing the sky, the whole body of yellow was lifted up by Mulis.Murris lowered his body, supported Yellow's legs with both hands, and lifted him off the ground.
At first it was only at the height of his waist and abdomen, and then it continued to rise until it reached his shoulders.
There were gasps one after another in the stands and on the stage, and many people couldn't believe their eyes.
It's too exaggerated, it's too exaggerated, even if Yellow is not heavy, he still weighs [-] to [-] pounds, and he lifts him up so easily with both hands.
After the other hosts were shocked, they all crowded around worriedly, lest Murris would miss, and were ready to pick up their brother at any time.
Murris is still raising his hand and rising.
Yellow held his head. Although he was terrified, he was very versatile, and made all kinds of frightened emoticons on the top of Murris' head.It caused countless women to hug, this poor yellow baby who was bullied by Murris.
The most thrilling is coming!
one-hand!
Murris withdrew his left hand, he held up yellow with his right hand, straightened his arm, and sent him directly into the sky.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah—————————" Yellow saw the people on the ground shaking non-stop.
The staff were all on guard. Who would have thought that such a situation would happen? The ace of Malaga is too daring to play. What if something goes wrong?
However, the ratings of this issue will definitely break the record.
And the bold and lively yellow stayed in Murris's hand for a long time, and found that nothing happened, and slowly opened his eyes.
Looking at the audience below looking at the stage in horror and joy, this lively boy faded away from the initial fright, gradually became bold, and finally rushed out kawaii
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