Interstellar Rebirth clearance system

【Mystery of Height】

Ding Xu walked around the hall, stood next to someone, and sighed deeply, "It's so boring."

Someone squinted at him and walked away.

Ding Xu leaned forward again, "Baramu, can I visit your house?"

Madarame walked a little further, "What?"

Ding Xu said: "I heard that your house is made of gold, let's see it."

Madara said: "I want to go to my house and say it directly, so I don't have to lean against me every day."

Ding Xu: "Oh."

As soon as Madaramu left, Scarlet came up and showed him the statistics.

Ding Xu stroked his chin and said, "He has grown taller again today."

The data from the day before yesterday was two centimeters shorter than Ding Xu's, yesterday they were on par, and Madarame was two centimeters taller today.

As they wished, they were lucky enough to go to Madarame's residence.

Standing outside the street, Scarlet said in disbelief: "Blame, tell me the truth, what are you doing with all that money?"

Ding Xu said: "You don't understand this. The richer you are, the poorer you look on the surface. All the really good things are hidden inside."

After entering the house.

Ding Xu: "Blame, tell me the truth, what are you doing with all that money?"

Taking advantage of Madame's time to pour tea, Ding Xu and Fei Se stuffed a thin piece of soft glue under his quilt with lightning speed.This kind of soft glue was specially obtained by Ding Xu from Si Qiyuan. It will take on a shape when it is slightly pressured, and its elasticity recovers very slowly.Just come tomorrow to check the results.

Madarame came over with two tea cups, and said: "I bought this set of cups at a high price, so be careful."

After Ding Xu drank the water, he studied the cup, "Madara, how much did you pay for this cup?"

Madarame said: "One million, it is said to be an antique thousands of years ago."

Ding Xu said: "This is exactly the same length as the teacup my dad drinks from. My mom bought it for 20 yuan each."

Madarame: "..."

After a while.

Madaramu said: "Did you touch my bed? This bed is very expensive. It was slept by nobles 3000 years ago. You can't afford it."

Fei Se said: "This wood is so new, it can be seen from a few years ago, how could it be 3000 years ago."

The next day.

Banmu took the soft rubber mat to the Hall of Marshals, threw it to Ding Xu and Fei Se, and left angrily.

Fei Se took a ruler to measure it, then turned around and said, "It's two centimeters longer."

The world is peaceful, and there has been no war for a long time, and the idlers in the Palace of Marshals are also moldy.

As the end of the year approaches, Ding Xu said that everyone is idle anyway, so it is better to organize a welfare for the employees, let's go to the hot springs.

The location of the hot spring was chosen by Ding Xu, and the quota was also allocated by Ding Xu. He had to make sure that Madarame was in the same group as him.

"This arduous task is entrusted to you!" Scarlet patted him on the shoulder, as solemnly as if he had given a mission to save the world.

In the hot spring, Madarame came from afar, and Ding Xu was speechless, "What are you doing wearing shoes at this time?"

Madarameshiro glanced at him, "I want you to take care of it."

【Age Mystery】

The year just passed.

"Blame, in two days I will go with the Marshal to pray for blessings. Give me your birthday horoscope, and we will pray for you." Ding Xu said very sincerely, and by the way, he waved other people's information in front of him, " Look, Scarlet and they gave it all."

Madarame: "No, I bought a Buddha statue that was consecrated a few days ago, specifically to bless me to make money this year."

Ding Xu: "..."

In the blink of an eye, Xia Tian, ​​Ding Xu and Fei Se have been busy for a year but have not found any good material, and they already have the idea of ​​giving up.

A guard came in to look for Madarame with a valuable item, saying it was sent by someone from the palace.

"Yeah, I think Madarame's birthday is coming up." Scarlet said excitedly, "There are so many people in the marshal's palace, and the battle is busy, so this kind of thing was not popular before, but now we have a lot of time, we can celebrate his birthday."

Ding Xu hurriedly bought a big cake, and asked Madarame naturally: "I want to buy candles, how many candles do you think are good?"

Madarame thought for a while, "Then..."

"Huh? This is the birthday cake you bought for me? That's great, Ah Xu, you really have a heart." Tang Zhiqing burst into tears, "You still remember my birthday. Why are there no candles? Just 21."

Madarame said: "Then let's be 21."

Ding Xu: "..."

He actually forgot that Tang Zhiqing's birthday is also on this day!

Since he became a major, he has become less and less likable, cut off friendship!

As the saying goes, there are no doubts and no way out in the mountains and rivers, and there is another village with dark willows and bright flowers.

Soldiers will have physical examinations on time every year at a certain time. As long as they get Madara's medical examination materials, his information will be displayed naked!

Fei Se wondered: "Banmu has covered up the information so tightly that he can't get it at all."

Ding Xu said: "Of course we won't go to Madaramu, we will go to someone else."

After listening to their request, Lu Jia thought for a full half an hour before replying, "No, this involves personal privacy."

Ding Xu: "Since it's personal privacy, what have you been thinking about for so long?"

Lu Jia said: "I'm thinking about how to leak other people's information without making people feel forced and helpless. Of course, this sense of déjà vu must be more elegant."

Scarlet asked, "Are you willing to tell us?"

Lu Jia: "I don't want to."

Ding Xu: "The bath towel used by the Marshal, okay?"

Lu Jia: "Deal."

Holding the secret document wrapped in a kraft paper bag, Ding Xu and Fei Se sneaked into the study room, and after making sure that no one had noticed, they untied the rope on the air eye in fear.

In order to be more solemn, the two prayed devoutly to comfort their hard work over the past year.

Fei Se said: "By the way, the bath towel you gave really belonged to the marshal? Are you afraid that the marshal will turn against you?"

Ding Xu said: "It's a small one."

There was only a thin sheet of white paper inside. Carefully put both hands in, pinched it with two fingers, and slowly pulled it out extremely carefully and gently.

In the quiet study room, there was no sound of breathing, only the beating hearts of the two of them.

The hand holding the white paper trembled, and Scarlet held it, as if transmitting strength.

A head was exposed on the white paper, the photo of Madarame was on the right, and the name was written on the left: Madarame.Sex: Male.age……

This is the great moment!

age is...

"Little brat, how dare you lie to me!"

The half of the paper that was pulled out was snatched away by a pair of hands, and the other party was furious, "Why is there wolf hair on the bath towel?"

Just a little bit!

Fei Se raised her foot and kicked the man away, turned over and took back the kraft paper bag and threw it to Ding Xu: "Look!"

Ding Xu caught it accurately and pulled out the white paper——

Name: Madarame

age: male

Age: unknown

Height: unknown

Weight: unknown

……

What the hell is this?

Lu Jia got up from the ground and said, "I forgot to tell you, Madarame has always refused the physical examination."

"You lied to us?"

"Didn't you guys lie to me too?" Lu Jia said, "We're even."

"Who is equal to you?"

Ding Xu's strength has never been as great as it is now, and he rushed over to wrestle with him.

Have you fed your dog for over a year?

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Another year later, Ding Xu's birthday.

The marshal has promised that every year his birthday wish will be fulfilled as much as possible for him.On this day, Ding Xu is a god, whatever he says will come true.

Thinking of everything that happened last year, Ding Xu was very melancholy and very unwilling.When summing up the year-end, his mind went blank, and he found that he had worked for a year but had nothing to gain.

At the moment of making a wish, Madara's height and age floated in his mind... It lasted for a long time.

"I want to know Madara's height and age." Ding Xu said a little decadently, and Si Qiyuan might not be able to help him realize this wish.If it doesn't work, he doesn't force it, so he backs off and says his second wish - to find a gourmet planet, let him dream and die!

Si Qiyuan raised his eyebrows, "So simple?"

"Hmm..." Before Ding Xu could calm down, three seconds later, he suddenly raised his head, "Huh? You know?"

Si Qiyuan breathed a sigh of relief: "It turned out to be such a simple wish, I thought you wanted to find some gourmet planet again."

"No, no, no, I want to make another wish! The one just now doesn't count!" Ding Xu cheated, "Simple wishes are not called wishes anymore. I want to go to Food Planet. Have you read the introduction on the Internet? The whole planet is full of them. food."

Si Qiyuan said: "Okay, I will ask for two months' leave tomorrow, let's go find it."

Ding Xu put on a flattering face, "That spotted eye..."

"Didn't your wish change? I can only keep this matter a secret."

Ding Xu: "..."

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