The ancient live broadcast life of net yellow

Huo Liang rested his head on his hands and looked up at the panel. It took him a while to recover.

This is already the third day since he traveled here, but why can't he still accept it?Especially after seeing the bullet screens floating across the panel...

[Internet porn, you’ve been at home like this for three days, and you haven’t recovered yet!

typo on the left =w=

Kneeling to beg Wang Huang to wake up, it's just that you didn't hang up through time travel, and besides, we have a lot of fans with you! ~(≧▽≦)/~

Sleep you paralyzed, wake up hi! [Tuski shakes his head.jpg]

If you don't do the task again, your experience points will be lost, be careful that you really won't be able to return to ancient times! ! _(:3」∠)_]

"I didn't even eat when I woke up, and handsome Rong just lay down like this!" Huo Liang swore he couldn't afford to die, hey Maohe, even if he accepted the reality of time travel, but with his current identity, what the hell is this setting?

Well, it had to start a few days ago.

A few days ago, he was doing daily tasks such as sleeping on the big bed, eating, drinking, sleeping, unpacking express delivery, writing jokes, and code words. The life was not to mention how comfortable it was. The inventory was exhausted at the speed of light, so, in order to fill the emptiness in his stomach, he decided to go downstairs to get some skewers, but just as he was about to cross the road, he was hit by a broken three-wheeler... Do you think it's that simple?No, this accident is far more complicated than imagined...

Breaking three rounds is not very powerful, but Huo Liang still hit him and flew back a few meters. In the gap of these meters, the green light on the opposite road turned on. You know, he is now in the middle of a crossroad...

Huo Liang only felt countless horns around his ears, and in the next second, he was hit by a bus, then run over by a BMW... and then he lost consciousness.

#Yes, this is a "serial" car accident#

Wait, forgot to let Mr. System appear.

Just when Huo Liang was about to lose consciousness, there was a [ding~] sound in his mind, and then, a magnetic voice wafted in his ears.

[Congratulations, you have been selected as the 100th ancient live broadcast host~]

[Next, search for the live dynasty. ]

[Mingling, overhead.Please enjoy the broadcaster freely. ]

Huo Liang: Please let me die quietly_(:3」∠)_

So, Huo Liang came to this dynasty called "Mingling" as soon as he opened his eyes. Just as he was in a daze, the system introduced his current identity and the content of the live broadcast in the next month.

According to the system, he is now an orphan whose parents have both died and who is hated by his relatives. His only good thing is that he is poor... No, there is such a great existence as the live broadcast system.

For Huo Liang, this is undoubtedly another tragedy after time travel... After all, if you don't have money, you can't do anything, so what if you have a system?The system does not spit out money for you.What's worse is that it doesn't pay for it, and it also asks you to complete a very difficult task every month...

For example this month.

The whole process of teaching ancient literature is broadcast live.

Is this to make him go to school again?Should I be a teacher?

Huo Liang chose to stay in bed.

In the gap between him being so familiar and reminiscing about the "past", the barrage has been densely brushed.Huo Liang took a closer look, and suddenly I was stunned, only to see that the barrage was full of food pictures...

#What a big group of scheming bitches#

In the end, forced by helplessness, Huo Liang finally stood up like a carp, got up and went out to find something to eat.

The barrage also saw the ancient times because Huo Liang went out for the first time...

[Fuck, the net porn is the place where you live, and the birds don't shit, okay? [Little s indifferent face.jpg]

What about the ancient prosperous market?Did you say that the whole street is full of delicious food?Sure enough, the stories in fairy tales are deceiving. [Manual goodbye]

The thatched hut in the lonely mountain is talking about you! [laughing and crying]

Internet pornography comes and goes, the first step we have to do now is →_→ go down the mountain. ]

Huo Liang also wanted to complain about why he couldn't think about it and lived on the mountain.It's really annoying to go down the mountain hungry or something.

"This is called training, you know what. When I go hunting on the way down the mountain, I will bring you a stir-fried wild boar and chrysanthemum." Huo Liang complained.

[Hey, chrysanthemums are disgusting. [pick nose]

How to fry?Stir-fried wild boar chrysanthemum with your cucumber?Said that he would like to watch the process, please be sure to live broadcast. [Big meow excited face.jpg]

Want to see, want to see, Wanghuang hurry up! ~(≧▽≦)/~

Wang Huang, speed up your pace, take your silver gun, and go to bloodbath the wild boar chrysanthemum! →_→

Alas?Why the bloodbath? (⊙o⊙)

The left side has followed Internet porn for so long and hasn't learned yet?Come and explain to her on the right→_→

Tsk tsk tsk, come to the right!Because that wild boar is very likely to be a virgin pig [please call me Lei Feng.jpg]]

Huo Liang: ………………

How dirty is he on weekdays to have such a fan with a bad style of painting_(:3」∠)_

It was cloudy today, so Huo Liang didn't need to worry about heatstroke or anything, he packed up... There was nothing to clean up, so he found a thick long wooden stick and started the road down the mountain.

Huo Liang lives very close to the top of the mountain, so there is still a long way to go down the mountain. Considering the stomach problem, he is going to find some food as he said before, but the food is definitely not wild boar , after all, he is not that awesome, he can tear wild boars and so on.

In the end, his result was two hares. Based on the demand of barrage, he broadcast live how to identify male and female hares.Identification result→_→two male rabbits.

[Come, come, Internet pornstar, you have two ways to go now, follow behind→_→

The first one, stir-fried hare and chrysanthemum with cucumber.behind→_→

Second, please live broadcast two male rabbits having sex. ︿(￣︶￣)︿

The onlookers have already moved the small benches and picked up the watermelons, waiting for the live broadcast [Melon Eaters.jpg]

Internet porn please make a choice.

Join the front row and watch with strength.

For the above two, any one of the live broadcast will reward Moonstone 50.

Fuck, you can tip a task in front, it must be full of v [Local tyrant please accept my knee.jpg]]

Huo Liang also just learned that the live broadcast task can accept rewards. He didn't expect that after only three days of live broadcast, and it was still a very boring three days, someone would be willing to charge the reward task.

As far as he knows, all the people watching his live broadcast are fans of his original Weibo.That's right, Huo Liang is an Internet celebrity... No, it should be an Internet celebrity, a big V with 350 million fans, each of his Weibo reposts is over [-], which is better than the traffic of some celebrities .In this way, the one who can buy v in three days of live broadcast must be his old fan.

Thinking of this, Huo Liang squeezed the rabbit's ears vigorously with a rabbit in each hand.Well, even if it’s for old fans, we have to live broadcast two hares having sex, isn’t it→_→

#He will not admit that he is for Yueshi#

"Second, if you want to see it, quickly move a bench and throw away the torches in your hands. After all, same-sex love is not burned." Huo Liang finished speaking with a smile, and saw the spectators on the bullet screen Then, for the first time in my life, I started the live broadcast journey of assisting two male rabbits to have sex...

[Fuck, look, the one below is obviously trying to counterattack. Σ(°△°|||)︴

Net porn, don't satisfy him casually. ]

Huo Liang responded to the barrage and switched the positions of the two rabbits. At first, the two rabbits still struggled, but in less than a minute, they no longer needed Huo Liang's help, and they started patting freely.Huo Liang couldn't help sighing, it's like a rabbit can be taught. =w=

[Oh, the scene is so intense!

It was the first time to see two male rabbits having sex, and it was live broadcast, and the baby expressed his excitement. ~(≧▽≦)/~

I have turned on the recording =w=

I'll go, you didn't find the opponent just now, look at the water in the corner of the rabbit's eyes below, it's clearly enjoying it to death!

Has no one noticed the Adam's apple that Internet porno steals the spotlight? [There is only one truth.jpg]

Internet porn is enough, you can also be hard when watching two male rabbits having sex =_=]

Huo Liang can't wait to turn off the live broadcast, what's wrong, it's hard to watch this kind of scene! !

Ignoring the barrage, Huo Liang continued to focus on the two male rabbits, but seeing that the upper one had already come out, Huo Liang was not reconciled, and pressed it back hard.

As a result, as soon as I pressed it back and didn't take my hand away, I heard a heavy voice from behind.

"what are you doing!"