life after death

He woke up, as expected, on an IV in the hospital.

Su Junping was still a little exhausted, he gathered his strength, straightened up and poured himself a glass of water.It happened that Yang Hong came in and quickly held him down: "Don't move, don't move, you don't have any strength now, mom will pour you some water, call me if you need anything, be good."

Su Junping immediately turned his nose up and said, "Mom, I want to eat kiwi."

Yang Hong put a bag of fruit on the table, but they were all apples. She hesitated and took out the apples and shook them in front of him: "Don't you want to eat apples?"

"No, I just want to eat kiwi. Every day I eat apples, I will spit them out."

His mother didn't know who believed the nonsense, and asked him to take an apple to school every day, and told him to eat it in the morning, Su Junping now feels sick to his stomach when he smells the apple.

The sick uncle was the oldest. Yang Hong hurried to the fruit shop to buy a box, scraped him into a paste with a spoon, and fed him spoonful by spoonful.

"Mom, you're so kind," Su Junping smacked his lips and said, "Why did I faint?"

Yang Hong became angry when she heard this, and she didn't even feed the kiwi fruit: "Ask yourself, did you not eat well during the National Day, and you have a serious stomach problem! Coupled with flatulence, you will faint if you don't !"

Su Junping remembered that he fell asleep on his stomach after lunch, and the food in his stomach was all tangled together, so he couldn't help but clicked his tongue, thinking that it was really a house leak and it was raining overnight.

He looked scary, but in fact it was nothing. Yang Hong rushed to work and told him to go home for dinner after finishing his drip.Dinner was replaced with millet porridge.Su Junping looked at his mother's bowl of noodles with fried sauce and couldn't help "crying without words". Under Su Junping's repeated pleadings, he added an extra boiled egg for him. The fully cooked ones were eaten dry without dipping in sesame oil and soy sauce.

After eating the porridge, he was not allowed to play on the computer. He was pinned on the sofa and watched "The Old and New Mother" for a while, which made Su Junping's hair stand on end, especially the part about the battle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. He reckoned that he would have nightmares at night.

Yang Hong made him drink another bowl of porridge at eight o'clock, and urged him to go to bed at nine o'clock.

Su Junping felt very good about himself, especially after a good night's sleep, he had a good appetite, but unfortunately his mother disagreed and told him to send him porridge at noon and evening these two days.Su Junping was drinking mung bean lily porridge, but when he heard that the lily was too bitter to swallow, he took two bites in a hurry and left with his schoolbag on his back.

As soon as he arrived at the school, he was questioned about his good and bad, and Wang Wenjie had already made up a love-hate love-hate drama in his brain during the half-day, enough for eighty episodes.

Wang Wenjie: "I think your symptoms must have been poisoned! Poisoned, comrade! Could it be that girl with a purse was dumped by you and held a grudge—no, it doesn't look like it! Oh, I know, someone must have a crush on her." Girl, I think you are blind and want to teach you a lesson..."

Su Junping waved his hand: "Setoff, please."

Wang Wenjie was shocked by his overnight rise in cultural level, took out the Oxford dictionary to look it up for a while, and shouted: "Su Junping is my uncle!"

He didn't know that Su Junping actually knew a few foreign languages, and he learned them all from watching TV dramas.

They spent two Chinese classes happily, slept refreshed, and the third math class was not so annoying.

After class, he was rushed to do morning exercises. Su Junping came back after washing his face. He habitually stretched his hands out of the table to take out a napkin, but he felt a layer of slippery paper. He took it out and saw that it was millet red date cake wrapped in oiled paper. It's a wet pastry, soft like water tofu, he shatters it when he squeezes it hard, and eats it with extra care.

Wang Wenjie had sharp eyes, and opened the door yelling as soon as he entered: "What good food is Zuo Hufa eating, let the brothers have a good time!"

Su Junping had only taken a sip, and was still intoxicated, when he heard the weak voice, he looked at Chen Yilin all of a sudden.

Chen Yilin was lying on the table drawing backgammon for a rare occasion, his eyelashes fluttering.

Su Junping was very distressed when he heard that Wang Wenjie wanted to share his snacks, but he couldn’t do without them. The boys in the school were all greedy, especially Wang Wenjie. Not more than five times, but unfortunately the plan was abandoned within a week.

Su Junping suddenly remembered the box of wine core candy in the drawer, and quickly took it out to share with the guys who came over. Anyway, the candy is small, enough for them to eat for a long time. During the period, anyone who stared at the pastry in his hand was stared at by him. go back.

Su Junping happily finished his snacks. He felt that his stomach was greatly appeased, and he felt his arm being poked. Chen Yilin handed over the draft book, and there were a few large characters written on it: I will bring it back to you tomorrow and share it with them. a little.

Su Junping wrote it right away and returned it: No, it's enough for me to eat.

After finishing writing, I realized that I seemed too stingy, so I quickly added another sentence: I am the wounded, they are not.

Chen Yilin stuffed the draft into the belly of the table after reading it, and leaned his forehead on his elbow, as if he was sleeping. Su Junping felt strange, squatted down and probed, and found that his face was flushed from holding back his laughter.

Su Junping: "...A Lin, our friendship is over."

In the next two days, under the adjustment of Chen Yilin's dim sum, Su Junping's life of eating porridge will not be so miserable.

He took the snacks and picked out a box of chocolates for him in return.Chen Yilin didn't accept it at first, but Su Junping used all kinds of things, and finally even brought up such groundless reasons as "chocolate can strengthen yang", which is hard for boys to refuse, and Chen Yilin had to accept it.

They messed around for a few days, recovered from the lazy state of the holiday, and heard Boss Xie say in the class meeting: "The monthly exam is half a month away, and the next time is the final exam. Everyone should hurry up and not relax. Ah." Then he called up WeChat's Chicken Soup for the Soul and recited it aloud.

The days go by so fast, even the final exams are over in a blink of an eye, but there is no jubilant atmosphere in No. [-] Middle School.After all, there will be half a month of classes after the exam, so who would make a fuss?

Su Junping lay on the table and complained. Wang Wenjie and him scolded the bastard who wrote the English paper. Chen Yilin was cleaning the table.

Wang Wenjie curled his lips and said, "Squad leader is so kind, 24 is a good man, if only I had such a tablemate."

Wang Wenjie's deskmate was the tallest girl in the class, with a net height of 1.7 meters [-], and it was heard that she stomped on him expressionlessly.

Just as Brother Wen held his feet and screamed, Chen Yilin said: "It's rare to pay attention to it, and Xiaojun is wearing a white down jacket today, so it's too easy to ignore it."

Su Junping was indulging in the pride of having a good tablemate, he was stunned and said: "You...what did you call me just now?"

Chen Yilin dropped a pen and picked it up with a frown: "If you don't like it, I won't call it that."

"No, no, no," Su Junping quickly denied seeing him frowning, "It's just that my mother calls me that, it sounds a little weird."

"Hey, Xiao Jun, brother Jun, here is a sweet one." Wang Wenjie's teasing was slapped back by Su Junping.

While chatting, the English class representative flicked his ponytail and shouted at the door: "Su Junping, protector Zuo, the English teacher is here!"

What a scene of deja vu.Su Junping didn't have time to beat Wang Wenjie anymore, so he entered the English office with a sad face.

"'Peahen' told me that my English is so bad that I have to take a make-up exam," Su Junping, who left the office, covered his face in despair, "Which window do you think it would be better for me to jump out of?"

Wang Wenjie pointed out his hand honestly: "Reporting to the chief, the administrative building has flowers, grass and trees, it is close to the artificial lake, the scenery is good, and there are many options for jumping from the building to the lake to hang yourself."

Su Junping was so sad that he had no strength to hit him: "Fuck you, uncle."

The fat brother came over and said: "Isn't the monitor's English very good, let the monitor teach you, I must have covered it!"

Chen Yilin, who was pushed to the forefront, raised his eyelids flatly and said, "What's so good about teaching English is memorizing words."

He spoke lightly, but how many people can memorize words to one hundred and four? Su Junping didn't believe it, so he pestered him. Chen Yilin had no choice but to make a detailed improvement plan for him, the core content of which was to memorize words.Back before going to bed, back after waking up, back before meals, back after meals.

Chen Yilin said to him: "Your main problem is that your vocabulary is too small. If you memorize more words, your score will increase obviously."

Su Junping still tried to struggle: "Doesn't 'Peahen' often speak English well and have a sense of language?"

"If you memorize more words, you will have a sense of language."

Chen Yilin asked him to memorize the vocabulary of one unit every day, and he was silent at noon. "Peacock" has silent words for countless times, Su Junping is either cheating or scribbling, this is the first time that he is so serious.It's not that he didn't think about being clever, but Chen Yilin was sitting next to him, and he could see his movements clearly. Su Junping gritted his teeth and said in his heart, let it go!

During that time, Yang Hong was surprised to find that his son was eating supper and reciting English words while returning home. Even Su Wen was surprised when he came home. It was rare that he didn't scold him and gave him a new tablet.

In addition to memorizing words, there is also an explanation of grammar.For Su Junping, there is only one name for attributive clauses and object clauses: clause, although he doesn't even know what a clause is.Chen Yilin almost started teaching from scratch, and it was only then that he believed that Su Junping had fallen asleep in English classes for so many years—he thought it was humility at first.

The last is to practice calligraphy.The final English composition was a very good score. Chen Yilin asked him to practice the words correctly. Even if the grammar was terrible, at least the first impression still had points.

Every day at noon and the last self-study class, the two of them struggled with English. After half a month of hard work, it finally came to the time when the "peahen" asked him to make up the exam.The make-up exam system in No. [-] Middle School is to keep making up the exam until you pass it.Although he made excellent progress in the past half month, when things came to an end, he felt panic again, and his mind was full of "what should I do if I fail the make-up exam".

The representative of the English class called him out. Su Junping turned around in three steps very reluctantly. When he reached the door, he ran back begging for encouragement. Wang Wenjie rolled his eyes and ignored him, but Chen Yilin was very patient and even extended his hand. him a hug.

"A little bit of good luck for you, go."

With Xueba's embrace, Su Junping felt as if he had passed through a bit of fairy spirit, and if he wrote with divine help, it was the first time in his life that he had time to write essays and draft drafts, and he would not be happy when he came back.

Wang Wenjie said very flatly there: "Don't set the flag so early."

Su Junping gave him a condescending look: "Mortal!"

When the grades were approved, the astonishing 82 was only eight points away from passing! The "peahen" bird, Yan Dayue, also rewarded him with a box of Hershey's chocolates, which they happily shared, and Su Junping was enjoying his meal when he heard Boss Xie come in and announce that he would be on winter vacation in the afternoon.

"Do you know what it's called?" Su Junping stuffed two pieces of hazelnut flavor into his mouth, "It's called surviving a catastrophe, and there must be a future blessing! I am a winner in life now, and my mother said that if I get [-] in grades, I will give it to me." Get a new phone."

Wang Wenjie looked at his arrogant face and disdained him very much: "Single dogs without girlfriends play mobile games all day long, and those who have girlfriends go on dates!"

It's like he has a girlfriend.

Regardless of having a girlfriend or not, the students finished the three afternoon classes absent-mindedly.After Su Junping finished packing his schoolbag, he walked to the Internet cafe with friends and companions.

"Come on, come on, brothers are on vacation! Have fun!"

Chen Yilin looked at Su Junping's retreating back and smiled. It wasn't until then that he really felt like he was on winter vacation.