[Gintama] The Story of Me and Curly Yaksha

My Story with Curly Yaksha 44

A lot of things happened this night, and it was already ten o'clock in the morning when I returned to Kabukicho. Not to mention the incidents and battles during this time, I was really tired.But this can only be said to be bad luck.

Zhiyi didn't expect to be away for so long. Normally, as long as Kimura went to the headquarters and got the box, he would be able to go back. It would only take three hours if it was full.

Thinking of Zhiyi taking out the rectangular box from her arms, her eyes became very gentle.Walk along the stairs to the Master Room, then pull the door and enter, "Ayin, Kagura, Shinpachi, I'm back..."

"There is no right or wrong between husband and wife, no matter how crazy your desire is, I will satisfy you~"

As soon as I opened the door, I saw a beautiful woman with long purple hair and glasses feeding natto to Gintoki, "Come on, dear~ Natto is already so lingering~"

Zhiyi was completely stunned, not knowing how to react.

Shin Yagami, who was sitting across from him, looked at him like he was looking at trash, "Ayin, you... you already have Sister Azhi, and you still have two boats with one foot. When Sister Azhi comes back, I'll see how you explain it to her." .”

"What nonsense! Ah Yin, I don't know her at all!"

"When Zhijiang comes back and sees your true nature, the only way to go is to break up, Alu."

"I don't want it! Anyway, don't tell her! ... Hey, it's all because of the mouth!"

Xin Yayuguang, who was about to complain, suddenly saw Zhiyi who was standing there, and was so frightened that he quickly called Yinshi, "Ayin, Ayin!"

"What are you doing!" Gintoki pushed away the purple-haired beauty who was feeding natto to his eyes, followed Shinpachi's line of sight, and also saw Zhiyi standing at the door. For some reason, he always felt very guilty, like being caught Feeling confused, the voice was a little confused, "Aaaaazhi, you're back!"

Seeing that Zhiyi was still in a daze, Kagura ran over and shook Zhiyi vigorously, "Zhi-chan, cheer up! I'll clean up Yin-chan for you! Pull out his dick and see if he dares Dare to mess around! Don't commit suicide against Alu!"

When the words were cold, the purple-haired woman pretended to be angry: "Honey! Who is that woman! Ex-girlfriend?! Ex-wife?! The past women are immersed in memories! Now he is mine !"

"Whispering!" Yin Shi was in a hurry, and walked to the door in three steps and two steps, holding Zhiyi in his arms, "This is my wife! Where did you come from! I don't know you at all!"

Only then did Zhiyi slowly come back to his senses, it was a bit difficult to breathe with his face pressed into his chest muscles, and the words he said were muffled, "Uuuu Yin, let me go..."

Unexpectedly, Yinshi hugged her even tighter. He had never knit before, and his body was soft. When he hugged her hair tightly, there was a faint fragrance. Yinshi rubbed her smooth long hair, "My wife, are you still here?" Are you angry with me? I was wrong, don't be angry."

Umm, I can't breathe... Zhiyi patted Yinshi's firm chest muscles, but maybe he was too weak to get a response, and was almost suffocated by Yinshi's body.

"Hey, Ah Yin is eating Sister Ah Zhi's tofu again." Xinpachi sighed, usually Yinshi likes to find opportunities to pinch Zhi Yi's cheeks, touch his head and so on, and everyone knows Sima Zhao's heart.

Although I was here originally to hide, and I don't have much affection for this curly-haired man, but it's not good for anyone to show affection in front of him like this, "Damn it! Let's decide the winner! Who is more suitable to be in this family?" hostess!"

Zhiyi took advantage of the flexibility of his body to shrink out of Yinshi's arms, and finally he was able to breathe normally.

She blinked and glanced at the purple-haired woman in front of her, "Are you a ninja? Which organization is it?"

"How do you know?!" The purple-haired woman asked subconsciously.

Weaving has been running Hyakki for so long. Although it doesn’t know martial arts, there are many ninjas under its banner, and it has seen more ninjas. It can be regarded as half an expert. It can even judge which ninjas are good at based on the difference between kunai. Ninjutsu, "Your natto is made with a special ninja method, otherwise it wouldn't be so smelly."

Zhiyi observed the purple-haired woman for a while, and finally sighed, "Although I don't know what happened, I seem to have heard you say that you are going to marry Ah Yin. Although you are not reconciled, there is nothing you can do. Work hard to make money and take good care of Ah Yin..."

"Hey, hey, hey! What! It looks like you're giving Ah Yin to someone else! Is Ah Yin a gift! Show me jealous, a little angry, okay!" Yinshi suddenly became very angry, and started rubbing the weaving again. The cheeks of the clothes, the cheeks of the knitted clothes are soft and feel good.I thought that Zhi Yi would be jealous and angry, which caused him to be so nervous, but I didn't expect this person to turn over lightly, really upset.

"...to make money?" The purple-haired woman was a little confused.

"Well." Zhiyi broke free from Yinshi's clutches, touched his cheek, and explained: "It's like a marriage joint property system, because Ah Yin has no money, so he can only use a marriage joint debt system. After marriage, living expenses And the debt must be shared equally."

She took out a thick stack of bills from the drawer: "This is Ah Yin's bills for his pachinko games, horse betting, pachinko, and casinos this month. These are his credit bills from the dessert shop this month. Rent, water and electricity bills. Then here is the credit bill for Kagura Chinese Restaurant and Haicai Restaurant, and this is the receipt for Dingchun’s dog food..."

She gave all these bills to the purple-haired beauty, and patted her on the shoulder, "I figured out a way to settle these bills before, and I will hand them over to you in the future. Come on."

The purple-haired beauty was stunned, and began to suspect that it was a wrong choice for her to avoid the pursuers, and she was somewhat persuaded, "...I thought that as long as I played the role of a wife, I only needed to do some housework, miscellaneous things and messing around." Dou is enough, I am too ignorant of the way of husband and wife..."

"When did stirring natto become a wife's standard!" Shinpachi complained.

"Material is the foundation of love. Have you ever watched "Little [BEEP] Generations?" Love without material is like natto that has not been stirred, and it disperses all at once. Don't worry, I have lived in Wanshiwu for a long time It will cultivate a quality of optimistic life without worrying about debts, which is a good thing, as the saying goes, a cheap couple is a hundred days of grace." Zhiyi comforted her. "I can't do it anymore. I'm a pampered person. If I live in a house without air conditioning in summer, I will suffer from heat stroke, so I still need to make more money."

I have to say that falling in love with Sakata Gintoki still costs a lot of money, almost more than spending money on public relations with the head-to-head male. The appetite of the puberty night rabbit girls is always beyond the imagination of the people on earth.

The purple-haired beauty was finally persuaded to leave, and she honestly explained her situation.Said that his name was Xiaoyuan, and he was originally a member of the Imperial Court Fanzhong under the shogunate, but later disbanded and became a free killer.Now that he thought the mission had failed and was being hunted down, he hid here.

"Is it the imperial family..." Zhiyi's eyes lit up, didn't she come here just to find the scattered ninjas of the royal family?According to Matsudaira, some of them became free killers, and he was able to contact some of them, but the rest did not know where they were now.

The purpose of weaving clothes is to gather all of them together, organize them into the Hundred Ghosts, and continue to serve the general.

Now there is a ninja from the former Oiwaban in front of him, it really takes all the work.After that, you can find more Hyakki members through her.

No matter what means!They want to trick her into a hundred ghosts!

Zhi Yi looked like "Which way is so much", nodded with his arms around his chest, and couldn't help but be gentle to the little ape, "So that's the case, in fact, I also thought that if Ah Yin really did something to you, would you If you don't want to live here, there is a way for you to settle the matter."

"Didn't Ah Yin stab you with a golden sword? You also find a few strong brothers. He stabbed you a few times, and you also asked someone to stab him a few times. You must know that men also have holes under them."

"If you are not relieved, you can also do it yourself, find a 'golden sword' and stab him once. If you hit each other once, it will be even." Zhiyi picked up Lake Toya lying on the side, and made a circle with his right hand, With the handle of Lake Toya in his left hand, he stabbed it in.

Yin Shi looked horrified, subconsciously clutching his buttocks.It's better not to make Azhi jealous...

Later, Xiaoyuan received a call from Nezu Saburo who caught her companion and asked her to go to the house, which was equivalent to throwing herself into a trap.The next thing unfolded was that Wanshiwu accepted the rescue commission.

Tsune Mishima is just a dark businessman who lends us money on the earth. This kind of role is completely handled by Wanshiwu.

Because he doesn't know how to fight, Zhiyi can only wait in the Wanshiwu, but after the commission is over, the little ape who only used the Wanshiwu as a place of refuge really likes Yinshi, and has an M-shaking attribute. "Come on! Ah Yin! Tie me up hard!"

"I will work hard to make money and build our love nest together! We will get married at that time! You must restrain me for the rest of your life! Ah Yin!" The little ape hugged Yinshi's shoulder, and Yinshi couldn't get rid of it even if he shook it hard.

Everyone knows Yinshi's various problems of lack of money and debts, and being able to say such things is considered true love to a certain extent.

"If you want to make money, I have a good proposal." Zhi Yi walked up quickly and handed out a business card, "Master General has recently summoned assassins and warriors from all walks of life, and wants to expand the intelligence assassination organization'[-] Ghost, I intend to recruit the members of the Royal Court Fanzhong again. The salary of civil servants, five insurances and one housing fund, four days off every month, annual leave and year-end bonus, everything is higher than the salary of a freelance killer."

Originally, he thought a lot of excuses to trick Xiao Yuan into joining the Hundred Ghosts, but in the end he decided to rely on Yinshi.In a sense, it can be regarded as a meritorious service for the general.

Xiao Yuan accepted the business card and was quite moved, "You are so kind, we are obviously rivals in love, yet you actually take care of me like this."

Zhiyi was still very calm and didn't seem jealous at all, "I don't care. After you pass the interview, you can work hard. It would be even better if you can introduce a few more ninja friends."

Finally sent the little ape away, Yinshi heaved a sigh of relief, then looked at Zhiyi who was calm and composed, and felt very uncomfortable again, "You are really not afraid that Ah Yin and I will be snatched away!!"

"Huh? Of course I'm not worried." Zhiyi thought to himself that I have no good qualities, except that I can make money.It is only temporarily unavailable, but the salary sent by the senior official Ruonian, the annual income of the assassination intelligence organization Hundred Ghosts, and other properties purchased over the years, etc., Zhiyi is too lazy to count his current assets.

After all, feelings can't be forced. Although it will be uncomfortable, I don't want to hurt the other party.

Yin Shi was obviously even angrier when he heard this, "If you hadn't run away suddenly last night, so many things wouldn't have happened! Where the hell have you been! You even hurt yourself!"

He touched the broken wound at the corner of her mouth very lightly.It was only then that Zhiyi noticed that some small wounds on her body hadn't been treated. They were accidentally bruised when she was captured by the barbarians. She had been busy with the little ape just now, and she was very dull in pain, so she didn't notice it.

Now that the wound has scabbed over, I don't feel any pain, but I always feel that the place touched by Yinshi is burning hot.

Zhiyi was silent for two seconds, lowered his head, and took out a long square box from his arms, "Ayin, do you remember this?"

Inside the box was a silver butterfly hairpin, which seemed to have experienced many things, the hairpin was a little damaged, and the silver butterfly sculpture on it was also slightly deformed as if it had been heavily planted on the ground.

"This is..." Yinshi obviously recognized this object, it was a parting gift when he said goodbye eight years ago when he was in the army's youth.

Zhiyi seemed a little helpless looking into his eyes, she sighed deeply, "Did you say at that time that I would have forgotten that agreement. Do you think I would casually give away the relics of my relatives to other men? "

As if thinking of something, Zhiyi's eye circles gradually turned red. In order to conceal her emotions, she slowly closed her eyes, but her tone was still unsteady, "I didn't mean not to come to you these eight years. At that time ...I heard that your army was defeated and Shiroyasha was beheaded. At first I didn't believe you would be caught so easily, until Patriarch Ikeda gave this to me."

Speaking of this, Yinshi also understood the ins and outs of the matter, "Azhi..."

Zhiyi seemed a little excited, interrupted Yinshi's words, with tears in his open almond eyes, "It's too much, anyway, this hairpin is my very important thing, can't you keep it well?"

Yinshi opened his mouth, wanted to say something but couldn't say it, Zhiyi seemed to understand his thoughts, shook his head, "It's okay, it's all over."

"I've never forgotten it. But...it's been eight years, and I think we've all changed a lot, either because we've lost our relationship, or our hearts have changed, or we've found something else to love. people."

"There are indeed many things I can't tell you now. I don't want to deceive you. When everything is over, I can tell you everything."

"Since that day, I have regarded you as the most important person in my life. In fact, my feelings are very extreme. You are the first person who said that you want to be my friend. I will never forget this sentence in my life .But I don't want to deceive you, let alone hurt you."

"Ayin, even if I am such a person, are you still willing to continue to like me?" Zhiyi had tears in her eyes, she looked so fragile.

It's hard not to be moved by the deep feelings that can't be expressed in just a few words. It's really hard not to feel moved when such heavy feelings are emptied out. melted.

"There's really nothing I can do about you." Yin Shi pulled Zhi Yi into his arms and hugged him tightly. "How could I not want to."